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You will be divorced within a year.

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There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

on the Sat Jan 28 08:11:01 CET 2012

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Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

on the Sat Jan 28 07:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.

on the Sat Jan 28 07:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a
maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

on the Sat Jan 28 06:34:01 CET 2012

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So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

on the Sat Jan 28 06:11:01 CET 2012

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"Good afternoon, madam. How may I help you?"

"Good afternoon. I'd like a FrintArms HandCannon, please."

"A--? Oh, now, that's an awfully big gun for such a lovely lady. I
mean, not everybody thinks ladies should carry guns at all, though I
say they have a right to. But I think... I might... Let's have a look
down here. I might have just the thing for you. Yes, here we are!
Look at that, isn't it neat? Now that is a FrintArms product as well,
but it's what's called a laser -- a light-pistol some people call
them. Very small, as you see; fits easily into a pocket or bag; won't
spoil the line of a jacket; and you won't feel you're lugging half a
tonne of iron around with you. We do a range of matching accessories,
including -- if I may say so -- a rather saucy garter holster. Wish I
got to do the fitting for that! Ha -- just my little joke. And
there's *even*... here we are -- this special presentation pack: gun,
charged battery, charging unit, beautiful glider-hide shoulder holster
with adjustable fitting and contrast stitching, and a discount on your
next battery. Full instructions, of course, and a voucher for free
lessons at your local gun club or range. Or there's the *special*
presentation pack; it has all the other one's got but with *two*
charged batteries and a night-sight, too. Here, feel that -- don't
worry, it's a dummy battery -- isn't it neat? Feel how light it is?
Smooth, see? No bits to stick out and catch on your clothes, *and*
beautifully balanced. And of course the beauty of a laser is, there's
no recoil. Because it's shooting light, you see? Beautiful gun,
beautiful gun; my wife has one. Really. That's not a line, she
really has. Now, I can do you that one -- with a battery and a free
charge -- for ninety-five; or the presentation pack on a special
offer for one-nineteen; or this, the special presentation pack, for
one-forty-nine."

"I'll take the special."

"Sound choice, madam, *sound* choice. Now, do--?"

"And a HandCannon, with the eighty-mill silencer, five GP clips, three
six-five AP/wire-fl'echettes clips, two bipropellant HE clips, and a
Special Projectile Pack if you have one -- the one with the embedding
rounds, not the signalers. I assume the night-sight on this toy is
compatible?"

"Aah... yes, And how does madam wish to pay?"

She slapped her credit card on the counter. "Eventually."

-- Iain M. Banks, "Against a Dark Background"

on the Sat Jan 28 05:34:01 CET 2012

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There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

on the Sat Jan 28 05:11:01 CET 2012

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Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

on the Sat Jan 28 04:34:01 CET 2012

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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by
ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his
character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler
animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling
complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

on the Sat Jan 28 04:11:01 CET 2012

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Questionable day.

Ask somebody something.

on the Sat Jan 28 03:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

on the Sat Jan 28 03:11:01 CET 2012

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You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.

on the Sat Jan 28 02:34:01 CET 2012

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You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

on the Sat Jan 28 02:11:01 CET 2012

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You are number 6! Who is number one?

on the Sat Jan 28 01:34:01 CET 2012

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You are standing on my toes.

on the Sat Jan 28 01:11:01 CET 2012

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You will gain money by an immoral action.

on the Sat Jan 28 00:34:01 CET 2012

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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price.

on the Sat Jan 28 00:11:01 CET 2012

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...

on the Fri Jan 27 23:34:01 CET 2012

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Your lover will never wish to leave you.

on the Fri Jan 27 23:11:01 CET 2012

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I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all
Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they
teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!
-- Charles Dickens

on the Fri Jan 27 22:34:01 CET 2012

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You will soon forget this.

on the Fri Jan 27 22:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).

on the Fri Jan 27 21:34:01 CET 2012

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Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

on the Fri Jan 27 21:11:01 CET 2012

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A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.

on the Fri Jan 27 20:34:01 CET 2012

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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

on the Fri Jan 27 20:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.

on the Fri Jan 27 19:34:01 CET 2012

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You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

on the Fri Jan 27 19:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

on the Fri Jan 27 18:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.

on the Fri Jan 27 18:11:01 CET 2012

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You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.

on the Fri Jan 27 17:34:01 CET 2012

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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

on the Fri Jan 27 17:11:01 CET 2012

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Chess tonight.

on the Fri Jan 27 16:34:01 CET 2012

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Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.

on the Fri Jan 27 16:11:01 CET 2012

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You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

on the Fri Jan 27 15:34:01 CET 2012

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain

on the Fri Jan 27 15:11:01 CET 2012

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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens

A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.

The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
-- by Franz Kafka

A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.

Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
-- by J. R. R. Tolkien

Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.

Hamlet LITE(tm)
-- by Wm. Shakespeare

A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.

on the Fri Jan 27 14:34:01 CET 2012

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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?

on the Fri Jan 27 14:11:01 CET 2012

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So this is it. We're going to die.

on the Fri Jan 27 13:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

on the Fri Jan 27 13:11:01 CET 2012

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Someone is speaking well of you.

How unusual!

on the Fri Jan 27 12:34:01 CET 2012

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You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.

on the Fri Jan 27 12:11:01 CET 2012

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Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare

on the Fri Jan 27 11:34:01 CET 2012

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You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.

on the Fri Jan 27 11:11:01 CET 2012

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Don't worry. Life's too long.
-- Vincent Sardi, Jr.

on the Fri Jan 27 10:34:01 CET 2012

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People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.

on the Fri Jan 27 10:11:01 CET 2012

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You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
-- Sherlock Holmes

on the Fri Jan 27 09:34:01 CET 2012

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You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.

on the Fri Jan 27 09:11:02 CET 2012

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You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

on the Fri Jan 27 08:34:01 CET 2012

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A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne

on the Fri Jan 27 08:11:01 CET 2012

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Domestic happiness and faithful friends.

on the Fri Jan 27 07:34:01 CET 2012

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In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into
use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather
which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
-- Mark Twain

on the Fri Jan 27 07:11:01 CET 2012

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There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of
paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

on the Fri Jan 27 06:34:01 CET 2012

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Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

on the Fri Jan 27 06:11:01 CET 2012

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The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted
sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first
time since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve
into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent
with Basil.
-- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

on the Fri Jan 27 05:34:01 CET 2012

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Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

on the Fri Jan 27 05:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.

on the Fri Jan 27 04:34:01 CET 2012

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A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.

on the Fri Jan 27 04:11:01 CET 2012

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You're at the end of the road again.

on the Fri Jan 27 03:34:01 CET 2012

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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

on the Fri Jan 27 03:11:01 CET 2012

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Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that
all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but
James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive
women. There, that's it: 24 words. But the guy who wrote the book took
*thousands* of words to say it.
Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic
Fyodor Dostoyevsky. It's about these two brothers who kill their father.
Or maybe only one of them kills the father. It's impossible to tell because
what they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages. If all Russians talk
as much as the Karamazovs did, I don't see how they found time to become a
major world power.
I'm told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise
the question of whether there is a God. So why didn't he just come right
out and say: "Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."
Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:

* "Moby Dick" -- Don't mess around with large whales because they symbolize
nature and will kill you.
* "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.
-- Dave Barry

on the Fri Jan 27 02:34:01 CET 2012

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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

on the Fri Jan 27 02:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.

on the Fri Jan 27 01:34:01 CET 2012

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You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.

on the Fri Jan 27 01:11:01 CET 2012

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You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

on the Fri Jan 27 00:34:01 CET 2012

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The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
-- John Milton

on the Fri Jan 27 00:11:01 CET 2012

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

on the Thu Jan 26 23:34:01 CET 2012

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Your step will soil many countries.

on the Thu Jan 26 23:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot
to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for
reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break
the bulb in the first place.

on the Thu Jan 26 22:34:01 CET 2012

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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

on the Thu Jan 26 22:11:01 CET 2012

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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

on the Thu Jan 26 21:34:01 CET 2012

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You will engage in a profitable business activity.

on the Thu Jan 26 21:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!

on the Thu Jan 26 20:34:01 CET 2012

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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

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... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain

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Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

on the Thu Jan 26 19:11:01 CET 2012

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You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

on the Thu Jan 26 18:34:01 CET 2012

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Chicken Little was right.

on the Thu Jan 26 18:11:01 CET 2012

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You look tired.

on the Thu Jan 26 17:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking
around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at
the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply
killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted
and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

on the Thu Jan 26 17:11:02 CET 2012

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Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

on the Thu Jan 26 16:34:01 CET 2012

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Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

on the Thu Jan 26 16:11:01 CET 2012

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Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.

on the Thu Jan 26 15:34:01 CET 2012

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Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

on the Thu Jan 26 15:11:01 CET 2012

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You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

on the Thu Jan 26 14:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.

on the Thu Jan 26 14:11:01 CET 2012

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Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.

on the Thu Jan 26 13:34:01 CET 2012

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Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.

on the Thu Jan 26 13:11:01 CET 2012

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"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain

on the Thu Jan 26 12:34:01 CET 2012

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You will triumph over your enemy.

on the Thu Jan 26 12:11:01 CET 2012

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Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

on the Thu Jan 26 11:34:01 CET 2012

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Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.

on the Thu Jan 26 11:11:01 CET 2012

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Domestic happiness and faithful friends.

on the Thu Jan 26 10:34:01 CET 2012

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2012-01-26T10:11:00.001+01:00

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

on the Thu Jan 26 10:11:01 CET 2012

Really nothing to say about this

2012-01-26T09:34:00.001+01:00

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

on the Thu Jan 26 09:34:01 CET 2012

Really nothing to say about this

2012-01-26T09:11:00.001+01:00

Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.

on the Thu Jan 26 09:11:01 CET 2012

Really nothing to say about this

2012-01-26T08:34:00.001+01:00

You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!

on the Thu Jan 26 08:34:01 CET 2012

Really nothing to say about this

2012-01-26T08:11:00.001+01:00

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

on the Thu Jan 26 08:11:01 CET 2012

Really nothing to say about this

2012-01-26T07:34:00.001+01:00

You may my glories and my state dispose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

on the Thu Jan 26 07:34:01 CET 2012

Really nothing to say about this

2012-01-26T07:11:00.001+01:00

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of
absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness
within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.
Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and
doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone
of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
-- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

on the Thu Jan 26 07:11:01 CET 2012