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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

on the Tue Jan 31 11:34:01 CET 2012

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Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

on the Tue Jan 31 11:11:01 CET 2012

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You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

on the Tue Jan 31 10:34:01 CET 2012

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Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

on the Tue Jan 31 10:11:01 CET 2012

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You are taking yourself far too seriously.

on the Tue Jan 31 09:34:01 CET 2012

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Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.

on the Tue Jan 31 09:11:01 CET 2012

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For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to powerfail recovery.]

on the Tue Jan 31 08:34:01 CET 2012

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In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
school boards.
-- Mark Twain

on the Tue Jan 31 08:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!

on the Tue Jan 31 07:34:01 CET 2012

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Give him an evasive answer.

on the Tue Jan 31 07:11:01 CET 2012

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Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

on the Tue Jan 31 06:34:01 CET 2012

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Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

on the Tue Jan 31 06:11:01 CET 2012

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If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
-- Ernest Hemingway

on the Tue Jan 31 05:34:01 CET 2012

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You will inherit millions of dollars.

on the Tue Jan 31 05:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
-- Peter Lax

on the Tue Jan 31 04:34:01 CET 2012

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He jests at scars who never felt a wound.
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

on the Tue Jan 31 04:11:02 CET 2012

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It is a wise father that knows his own child.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

on the Tue Jan 31 03:34:01 CET 2012

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Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

on the Tue Jan 31 03:11:01 CET 2012

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Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.

on the Tue Jan 31 02:34:01 CET 2012

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You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

on the Tue Jan 31 02:11:01 CET 2012

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Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

on the Tue Jan 31 01:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.

on the Tue Jan 31 01:11:01 CET 2012

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You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.

on the Tue Jan 31 00:34:01 CET 2012

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Patch griefs with proverbs.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

on the Tue Jan 31 00:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.

on the Mon Jan 30 23:34:01 CET 2012

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Your lucky number has been disconnected.

on the Mon Jan 30 23:11:01 CET 2012

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Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

on the Mon Jan 30 22:34:01 CET 2012

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You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.

on the Mon Jan 30 22:11:01 CET 2012

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Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.

on the Mon Jan 30 21:34:01 CET 2012

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is
in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot
stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that
is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.
-- Mark Twain

on the Mon Jan 30 21:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

on the Mon Jan 30 20:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

on the Mon Jan 30 20:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.

on the Mon Jan 30 19:34:01 CET 2012

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

on the Mon Jan 30 19:11:01 CET 2012

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No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
-- Sherlock Holmes

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You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.

on the Mon Jan 30 18:11:01 CET 2012

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So you're back... about time...

on the Mon Jan 30 17:34:01 CET 2012

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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

on the Mon Jan 30 17:11:01 CET 2012

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If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
-- Mark Twain

on the Mon Jan 30 16:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

on the Mon Jan 30 16:11:01 CET 2012

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The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted
sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first
time since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve
into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent
with Basil.
-- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

on the Mon Jan 30 15:34:01 CET 2012

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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

on the Mon Jan 30 15:11:01 CET 2012

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You have many friends and very few living enemies.

on the Mon Jan 30 14:34:01 CET 2012

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Good day to let down old friends who need help.

on the Mon Jan 30 14:11:02 CET 2012

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Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

on the Mon Jan 30 13:34:01 CET 2012

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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

on the Mon Jan 30 13:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

on the Mon Jan 30 12:34:01 CET 2012

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Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

on the Mon Jan 30 12:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.

on the Mon Jan 30 11:34:01 CET 2012

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Just to have it is enough.

on the Mon Jan 30 11:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment
of license fee (binary only).

on the Mon Jan 30 10:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

on the Mon Jan 30 10:11:01 CET 2012

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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

on the Mon Jan 30 09:34:02 CET 2012

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You will have a long and boring life.

on the Mon Jan 30 09:11:01 CET 2012

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

on the Mon Jan 30 08:34:01 CET 2012

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That secret you've been guarding, isn't.

on the Mon Jan 30 08:11:01 CET 2012

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Your domestic life may be harmonious.

on the Mon Jan 30 07:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number
GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally
left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:.....
consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".

on the Mon Jan 30 07:11:01 CET 2012

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It's all in the mind, ya know.

on the Mon Jan 30 06:34:01 CET 2012

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You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.

on the Mon Jan 30 06:11:01 CET 2012

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The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
-- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

on the Mon Jan 30 05:34:02 CET 2012

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Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.

on the Mon Jan 30 05:11:01 CET 2012

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Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

on the Mon Jan 30 04:34:01 CET 2012

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You will triumph over your enemy.

on the Mon Jan 30 04:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.

on the Mon Jan 30 03:34:01 CET 2012

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You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.

on the Mon Jan 30 03:11:01 CET 2012

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You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.

on the Mon Jan 30 02:34:01 CET 2012

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You will wish you hadn't.

on the Mon Jan 30 02:11:01 CET 2012

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You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

on the Mon Jan 30 01:34:01 CET 2012

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You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

on the Mon Jan 30 01:11:01 CET 2012

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Domestic happiness and faithful friends.

on the Mon Jan 30 00:34:01 CET 2012

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My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"

on the Mon Jan 30 00:11:01 CET 2012

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Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

on the Sun Jan 29 23:34:01 CET 2012

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It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

on the Sun Jan 29 23:11:01 CET 2012

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In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
school boards.
-- Mark Twain

on the Sun Jan 29 22:34:01 CET 2012

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Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.

on the Sun Jan 29 22:11:01 CET 2012

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It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

on the Sun Jan 29 21:34:01 CET 2012

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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"

on the Sun Jan 29 21:11:01 CET 2012

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Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Open other end.

on the Sun Jan 29 20:34:01 CET 2012

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You will never know hunger.

on the Sun Jan 29 20:11:01 CET 2012

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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

on the Sun Jan 29 19:34:01 CET 2012

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Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.

on the Sun Jan 29 19:11:01 CET 2012

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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

on the Sun Jan 29 18:34:01 CET 2012

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You have no real enemies.

on the Sun Jan 29 18:11:01 CET 2012

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Talkers are no good doers.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

on the Sun Jan 29 17:34:01 CET 2012

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If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

on the Sun Jan 29 17:11:01 CET 2012

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Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

on the Sun Jan 29 16:34:01 CET 2012

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There's small choice in rotten apples.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

on the Sun Jan 29 16:11:01 CET 2012

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Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues
of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself
a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst
be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. I wasted time and now doth
time waste me.
-- William Shakespeare

on the Sun Jan 29 15:34:01 CET 2012

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You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

on the Sun Jan 29 15:11:01 CET 2012

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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.

on the Sun Jan 29 14:34:01 CET 2012

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You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

on the Sun Jan 29 14:11:01 CET 2012

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You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.

on the Sun Jan 29 13:34:02 CET 2012

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Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.

on the Sun Jan 29 13:11:01 CET 2012

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You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

on the Sun Jan 29 12:34:01 CET 2012

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Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

on the Sun Jan 29 12:11:01 CET 2012

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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

on the Sun Jan 29 11:34:01 CET 2012

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The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly.
I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.
A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea.
Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's, far
out on the water, round. Usurper.
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"

on the Sun Jan 29 11:11:01 CET 2012

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Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

on the Sun Jan 29 10:34:01 CET 2012

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Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

on the Sun Jan 29 10:11:01 CET 2012