mardi, juin 20, 2017

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Поединичните ръководители, колкото и умни и просветени да са, могат
по-лесно да се заблудят и сбъркат, отколкото зряло обдуманото общо или
народно мнение.
-- Петко Славейков
при съставянето на Търновската конституция


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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По когтям да по зубам зверей знать, а человека по глазам видать.
-- русская пословица


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Наша жизнь проходит в стремлениях к тому, чего у нас нет, и в
сожалениях о том, чего у нас больше не будет.
-- Ру


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда ты знаешь, где источник,
Зачем колодец станешь рыть?
Иди туда, где нужно Быть,
Ищи в себе первоисточник.
-- Феано


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Combien serai-je payé pour ce travail ?
- Vous recevrez 1115 unités de la monnaie coréenne : « aurez mcxv wons. »
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...
every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
-- Steven Wright


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
-- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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E.H.: I like giovani. Mi piacciono i giovani.
R.V.: Anche a me piacciono, i giovani!
-- Eva Herzigova e Raimondo Vianello,
Festival di San Remo 1998


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Наиболее скверно в комплексе неполноценности то, что обладают им
отнюдь не те, кому следовало бы.
-- Ж.Дютур


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Buď vždy veselý - to je nejlepší medicína. Veselost je filozofie příliš
málo pěstovaná. Je sluneční stranou života.
-- George Gordon Byron


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un giorno, tornando a casa dalla scuola elementare, scoprii che i miei
avevano fatto trasloco. Allora capii perche' la mia merenda era stata
avvolta in una mappa.
-- Alan Law


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Viens chez moi, je te montrerai mon e2fsck ...
-+- LF in Guide du linuxien pervers - jusqu'où irez vous avec nous ? -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Zita Delle


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un tizio incontra un amico che non vedeva da molto tempo. Lo vede scendere da
una fiammante macchina sportiva, lo trova vestito con grande eleganza.
- Ehi - gli dice - Hai fatto fortuna?
- Si' - gli risponde l'amico - Ho telefonato alla RAI e ho detto che
sapevo tutto su Garibaldi. Mi hanno invitato a una trasmissione di quiz,
mi hanno fatto tante domande e ho vinto due miliardi.
Passa qualche mese e anche il nostro primo tizio comincia a
pavoneggiarsi in abiti all'ultima moda e a girare con una macchina molto
costosa. Finisce che incontra l'amico e gli dice:
- Sai, devo proprio ringraziarti. Ho seguito il tuo metodo e puntualmente
ho fatto fortuna anch'io.
- Hai telefonato alla RAI?
- No. Ho telefonato a Mediaset. Ho detto che sapevo tutto su Berlusconi
e mi hanno dato subito i due miliardi senza nemmeno farmi una domanda.
-- Da it.reticiviche.bologna.barzellette


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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АКСИОМА ДЕХАЯ
Простую работу откладывают, считая, что всегда найдется время сделать
ее позже.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Sapete chi fuma piu' di un turco?
- Due turchi?
- No, un cinese, perche' e' un fumatore d'oppio.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hear about...
the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors?


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Io ho un salumiere che tenta sempre di fregarmi. Io pago la carta come
fosse bresaola. Mette una fetta di bresaola, un foglio di carta, una
fetta di bresaola, un foglio di carta... Appena entro in negozio mi
guarda e sembra voglia dire: "Guardi, oggi ho della Fabriano che e' la
fine del mondo!". Se voglio la bresaola sono costretto ad andare in
cartoleria...! Eh, gia', che a voi non e' mai capitato che andate dal
negozio di alimentari, chiedete un etto di stracchino, e il commesso ne
taglia un bel pezzo, lo sbatte sulla bilancia (si', lo sbatte con tutta
la forza che ha, neanche fosse un mattone), guarda e dice: "Fa due etti:
e' lo stesso?". Ma come?! Te ne ho chiesto un etto! E' come se
andassi a fare il biglietto del treno per Roma, e l'impiegato mi
dicesse: "Va fino a Reggio Calabria: e' lo stesso?".
-- Carlo Denei dei Cavalli Marci


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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> J'aimerais commencer des cours en photographie au mois de septembre,
> pour en faire d'une part mon obi
Effectivement, c'est une passion qui peut amener à devoir se serrez la
ceinture.
-+- Noëlle à Thierry, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Avoir l'esprit ouvert n'est pas l'avoir béant à toutes les sottises.
-+- Jean Rostand (1894-1977) -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer nicht raucht und auch nichts trinkt, der ist schon auf andere Art
den Teufel verfallen.
-- Spanisches Sprichwort


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Богатство не уменьшает жадности.
-- Саллюстий


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'image est à l'objet qu'elle reproduit comme l'opinion est à la
science.
-+- Platon, La République -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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> il me faut absolument une macro de ver luisant à sa
> propre lumière bien sur....Quelqu'un a çà ?
Ben si tu veux je te prete ma maglite pour que tu fasses briller
un verre de terre... :)
-+- Daniel à Noëlle -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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За мъдрите няма нищожен враг.
-- Гьоте


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь, любовь! Когда ты овладеваешь нами, можно сказать:
"Прости, благоразумие!"
-- Ж.Лафонтен


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Auch Bitteres kann aus süßem Samen entspringen.
-- Dante Alighieri


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ma come hai fatto a sbagliare! Ti ho fatto un cross che era una
pennellata: sembrava un quadro di Pirandello.
-- Attribuita a Franco Causio


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ale přemýšlet, a to dá práci, umí jenom část lidstva. Ona část, ona
tenoučká vrstva, která válčí s lidskou hloupostí.
-- Werich


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Was hast Du denn? Du humpelst ja!"
"Ich bin vom Baum gefallen!"
"Hoch?"
"Nein, runter!"


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"This question is put to Christians who believe that the Bible unerringly
describes God and reports the commands and the characteristics of God. If
there is a God, it is natural that we should wish to be quite correct in
our understanding of that God's nature. So, we ask: Can and does God lie?

Looking this point up in the mazes of Holy Writ, we discover confusion. In
Numbers xxiii, 19, we are told: "God is not a man, that he should lie."
This is put even mere strongly in Hebrews vi, 18, where we read: "It was
impossible for God to lie."

But do these citations settle the matter? Ah, no, we are upset in, our
calculations the moment we turn to 2 Thessalonians ii, 11, where we read:
"For this cause God shall send them strong delusions, that they should
believe a lie." And in I Kings xxii, 23, God is thus reported: "Now,
therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all
these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee."

Can God lie? Can the Bible lie? Anyway, there is a mistake
somewhere. The big mistake is in entertaining the idea of a God."
[E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning Of Atheism"]


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Хорошая жена трудится на тебя, как слуга; дает советы, как советник; прекрасна, как
богиня красоты; спокойна и вынослива, как земля; кормит тебя, как мать, и услаждает
тебя, как гетера. Хорошая жена - шесть лиц в одном.
-- Древнеиндийское изречение


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Варфоломей, не к ночи будь помянут!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hühneraugen bekämpft man am besten mit ihrem natürlichen Feind,
mit dem Fuchsschwanz.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les trous noirs sont les endroits ou Dieu divisa par zéro.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will
walk carefully.
-- Russian Proverb


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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FRAGILE

M : 382... 383... 384... 385... 386...
Clac !
P : Ah ! Ah !
M : Les ténias sont de moins en moins résistants... Ils devraient bouffer plus équilibré !
P : Ouerk !


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Bylo by zajímavé zjistit, kolik koňských sil si muž ušetřil od počátku
světa tím, že se držel zásady, že umývání nádobí a uklízení je přirozená
práce ženy.
-- Brown


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es werde alles rascher, damit mehr Zeit ist. Es ist immer weniger Zeit.
-- Elias Canetti


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Giustizia:
Il ministro della Giustizia Flick sta studiando pene alternative
per i detenuti tossicodipendenti. Meno carcere per chi si droga. E' una
crudelta'. La roba piu' buona si trova in carcere.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Paradosso di Puskin:
Meno si ama una donna, piu' si e' sicuri di possederla.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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C'est la profonde ignorance qui inspire le ton dogmatique.
-+- Jean de La Bruyere, Les Caractères -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les biographes ne connaissent pas la vie sexuelle intime de leur propre
épouse, mais ils croient connaître celle de Stendhal ou de Faulkner.
-+- Milan Kundera (1929-) -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Vis superba formae." Ein schönes Wort von Johannes Secundus.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 498


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Jan 07 12:29:03 <whitewolf> *** Twój system jest zbyt wolny! *** -- denerwuje
mnie takie coś ;)
Jan 07 12:29:35 <BeerfaN> przywiaz go
Jan 07 12:29:41 <BeerfaN> bedzie troche mniej wolny


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)