samedi, juin 17, 2017

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Y'a des gonzesses qui sont tellement grosses que je leur dis : "vous".
-+- Serge Gainsbourg -+-


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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trumpets


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zu jedem komplexen Problem, gibt es eine verblüffend triviale Lösung,
die sich einfach erklären läßt und vollkommen falsch ist.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Download complete.
-- MS-Explorer 4.01, dopo aver troncato l'ftp di un file


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hardware: can't compute with it, can't compute without it.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State
Univ. by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George
Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his
time) novelist. He is best known today for having written "The Last
Days of Pompeii."

Whenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse,
beginning "It was a dark and stormy night..." he is borrowing from Lord
Bulwer-Lytton. This was the line that opened his novel, "Paul Clifford,"
written in 1830. The full line reveals why it is so bad:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except
at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of
wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene
lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty
flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fortran, s.:
Linguaggio di programmazione il cui nome esteso, successivamente
contratto in "Fortran" per rispettare la convenzione degli 8.3
caratteri, era "For trance", evidentemente in relazione con lo
stato di catalessi ipnotica in cui ricadono i suoi utilizzatori
abituali.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Matemastica e Deformatica"


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Láska, kterou cítíme každý k sobě, není výjimečný, ale od přírody
pěstěný pocit. Vypjatý egoismus naproti tomu zasluhuje výtku
spravedlivou, neboť je sebeláskou vystupňovanou přesmíru.
-- Aristoteles


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Você ouviu falar do cara que morreu do reumatologista?

O cara tinha uma loja e acusou um médico por um crime grave. Aí o
Reumatolojista.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Caugh! Caugh! ... L'importante e' la salute ... Etciu'!


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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30 лет и 3 года лежал на печи Илья Муромец... Такого бодуна Русь еще не знала!


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il medico saggio deve essere esperto tanto per prescrivere un rimedio
quanto per non scrivere nulla.
-- B. G. y Morales


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bajka o Józku:
Józku rwa mnie szukają.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La science est asymptote à la vérité, elle l'approche sans cesse et ne
la touche jamais.
-+- Hugo, Victor -+-


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se eu fizer um seguro de vida para o meu gato, precisarei pagar sete
vezes mais ou sete vezes menos?


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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``Star Trek: Come stai? Sto trek, grazie!''

I PIANETI: sarebbe ``fiction'' questa? Si vede chiaramente che tutti gli
ambienti vengono creati in studio, usando una quantita' di cartapesta che a
confronto il presepe della latteria sotto casa mia sembra piu' realistico.
Lasciamo perdere il fatto che sulla superficie di tutti i pianeti visitati sono
rispettate le condizioni di temperatura, pH e composizione dell'atmosfera per
il sostentamento degli esseri umani (e vulcaniani, e klingon, e romulani,
e ccetera...): tutti respirano la STESSA aria, tutti vivono con IDENTICA
pressione atmosferica... addirittura: umani, vulcaniani, romulani e klingon
possono mangiare e digerire mutuamente i loro cibi. Allora, due domande:
1. I prodotti finali della digestione sono anch'essi compatibili?
In altri termini, esiste un concime universale?
2. Se le mucche riescono a digerire anche la cellulosa, dobbiamo
considerarle esseri superiori?
Mi sa che in India hanno proprio ragione...
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Culus> Hhhmmmmmmmm
<Culus> waterbeds for cows
<Culus> eleet
<cas> Culus: why would a cow need a waterbed?
<Culus> cas: To be comfy warm


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если программа полностью отлажена, ее нужно будет скорректировать.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Naked children have never played in _our_ fountains, and I.M. Pei will
never be happy on Route 66.
-- "Learning from Las Vegas", Robert Venturi, Denise Scott
Brown, and Steven Izenour


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ho posseduto un cane che sapeva dire il suo nome. Si chiamava Bau.
-- (Forse) Enzo Iacchetti


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das genetische Verfahren leitet uns schon auf bessere Wege, ob
man gleich damit auch nicht ausreicht.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 610


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le seul sport que je pratique, c'est la marche à pied,
en suivant les enterrements de mes amis sportifs.
-+- Bernard Shaw -+-


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Non basta che lo scrittore sia padrone del proprio stile.
Bisogna che lo stile sia padrone delle cose.
-- G. Leopardi, "Zibaldone"


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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19:32 <@pluto_> gausus: ppc kaput?
19:35 <@pluto_> ssh: connect to host th-ppc port 22: No route to host
19:35 <@pluto_> albo u mnie cos sie ztegowalo
19:35 <@Zouza> hyhy
19:35 < arekm> no nie... znów prąd wpierniczyli? [FN]
19:56 <@gausus> arekm: cierpliwosc jest cnota
20:02 <@Zouza> gausus: e tam wylacz im :PP
20:04 < arekm> gausus: cnoty to przeżytek [FN]
20:05 <@Wieszczu> gausus: jesteś niemodny i poszukujesz towaru który nie istnieje :P
20:44 <@gausus> Zouza: nie wylacze
20:44 <@gausus> jak moj ppc zastepuje arkowi cnote to sie czuje moralnie zobowiazany utrzymywac ppc w ruchu :)
20:45 <@Zouza> gausus: tiia
20:46 <@Zouza> gausus: ja sie nie znam


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Счастлив, ты Апеллес, что устремился к философии, чистый от всякого образования.
-- Эпикур


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Практика крематорий истины.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music."
[George Carlin, _Brain Droppings_]


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tu bi or not tu bi

YELLOW -- Com ela: Sa�mos eu YELLOW


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je chante les héros dont Ésope est le père :
Troupe de qui l'histoire, encore que mensongère,
Contient des vérités qui servent de leçons.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Dédicace à Monseigneur de Dauphin (Fables I.) -+-


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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A força não provem da capacidade fisica e sim de uma vontade
indomável.
-- Mahatma Gandhi


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Corollario alla Legge di Meader:
Qualunque cosa tu faccia, chiunque conosci l'avra' gia' fatta meglio
di te.


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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THÉRAPEUTES

M : En somme, notre rôle consiste à tenir compagnie à des cons gâteux, asociaux, seuls et dépressifs...
P : Mouais...
M : On est des assistantes sociales, quoi...
P : Plutôt psychanalistes... On leur coûte un max et on se fout de leur gueule...


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Революции походят на шахматную игру, где пешки могут погубить, спасти
короля или занять его место.
-- П.Буаст


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
-- Steven Feiner


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Есть два типа мужчин: одни молодые, симпатичные, с будущим;
другие подумывают о женитьбе.
-- "Пшекруй"


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Výnosnost odvětví není funkcí toho, jak výrobek vypadá nebo zda je do něho
vložena vysoká nebo nízká technologie, ale funkcí struktury odvětví.
Některá zcela obyčejná odvětví, např. výroba frankovacích přístrojů a
obchod obilím, jsou neobyčejně výnosná, zatímco jiná, vábivější odvětví
založená na vysoké technologii, např. osobní počítače a kabelová televize,
nejsou pro mnohé účastníky výnosná. (str. 23)
-- Porter


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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От любви до ненависти один шаг. Налево.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я на тебе - никогда


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il accusait toujours les miroirs d'être faux.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Homme et son image (Fables I.11) -+-


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Arbeit gleicht manchmal dem Angeln in Gewässern, in denen noch nie
Fische gewesen sind.
-- Jules Renard


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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HORRIBLE

M : Des fois, tu vois des humains avec des ongles vachement long... tu crois que c'est pour griffer ?
P : Malheureusement, non... Souvent, c'est pour jouer "Jeux interdits" à la guitare...
M : Kaï !


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Miluješ život? Pak neztrácej čas. Neboť čas je tkáň, z níž se
život skládá.
-- Franklin


on the samedi 17 juin 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)