mardi, juin 13, 2017

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D'un magistrat ignorant
C'est la robe qu'on salue.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Âne portant des reliques (Fables V.14) -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
-- Dr. Konrad Adenauer


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Aids macht uns bewußt, daß wir nicht unsterblich sind. Aids entlarvt
den Jugendkult, der nur gesunde, produktive und kräftige Menschen
zuließ, als Absurdität.
-- Rosa von Praunheim


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я не помню тот момент, c которого я не помню


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vyprávěl o tom, že část prastaré magie se ještě zachovala
v úvodním, syrovém stavu, kde ji mohli - alespoň zasvěcení - poznat podle
osmičlenných seskupení, která tato magie vytvářela v krystalické struktuře
časoprostoru. Byl tady například vzpomenutý kov oktiron, nebo plyn
oktogen. Jak kov, tak plyn vyzařovaly nebezpečné množství syrových kouzel.
-- T. Pratchett: Barva kouzel


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Krásná žena nemá být příliš inteligentní. To rozptyluje pozornost.
-- Achard


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Kil3r:#argante> Co dobrego slychac?
<honej:#argante> nić :)
<honej:#argante> php ssie
<honej:#argante> asm rulez
<Kil3r:#argante> Jak zawsze! :)
<Kil3r:#argante> perl tez ssie!
<honej:#argante> ;]
<Kil3r:#argante> asm ruleZ
<honej:#argante> o, wlasnie, mialem dodac, ze perl tez obsysa :)
<Kil3r:#argante> heheh... jasna sprawa! :)


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если напился, не вини вино; если соблазнился, не вини порок.
-- Китайская пословица


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Если что-то и стоит делать, так только то, что принято считать
невозможным.
-- Оскар Уайльд


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Um homem e uma mulher, ambos sem os dois bra�os, decidiram casar, e
algum tempo depois tiveram filho. Qual e o nome do filme ?

Ningu�m segura este bebe


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Почему в мужском туалете пол посыпают опилками?
- Чтобы при падении не разбить яйца.


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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He was the world's only armless sculptor. He put the chisel in his mouth
and his wife hit him on the back of the head with a mallet.
-- Fred Allen


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wissenschaft: Statt vieler kleiner x macht man ein großes.
-- Hans Lohberger


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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On ne saurait être sage quand on aime, ni aimer quand on est sage.
-+- Publilius Syrus -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Теология - изучение не изучаемого, постижение непознаваемого, объяснение
необъяснимого.
-- Вик Моул


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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P.S. I suppose I really should be nicer to people today, considering
I'll be singing in Billy Graham's choir tonight... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org>


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Обыкновенная душа убегает из здания своей славы, готового обрушиться;
душа великая погребает себя под его развалинами.
-- П.Буаст


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers
do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business."
-- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Koho neuzdraví léky, toho uzdraví příroda.
-- Hippokrates


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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parce que ça arriverait très vite à un plat de spaghettis dégoulinant de sauce
à la dépendance non résolue. Imagine Mysql en RPM, Postgres en deb et colle
dessus un Php en sources et un Apache en tgz. Vavavoum la machine !
-+- TTH in GFA : Restauration rapide ? -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chcete žít dobře? Kdo by nechtěl!
-- Horatius


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Si', ma ogni volta che provo a vedere le cose alla tua maniera, mi viene
il mal di testa..."


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Гражданский долг есть военная служба!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Оставьте ее, сударь! Клянусь вам, она настолько горда своей красотой, что если
бы само небо упало к её ногам, она не удостоила бы его просьбой подняться и
занять свое место.
-- П. Кальдерон


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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VOLTAIRE : Célèbre pour son « rictus » épouvantable. Science
superficielle.
-+- Gustave Flaubert, Dictionnaire des idées reçues -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто на каком языке думает, тот к тому народу и принадлежит.
-- В.И.Даль


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hätte, was jeder wünscht, jeder - wer hätte noch was?
-- Johann Gottfried Herder


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si ça fait mal c'est que ça fait du bien !!
-+- Devise Shadok -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un petomane se met la tête dans le cul et se suicide au gaz.
-+- Les nuls -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Časně jít spát a časně vstávat, a budeš bohat, moudrý a zdráv.
-- Franklin


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Travailles au flash avec un Canon, et tu comprendras vite que le mode
manuel est ta planche de salut ! ;o))
-+- Pierre, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Convicts register their religious affiliation when they're processed into
prison. And about 99.5% of the huge U.S.A. prison population consists of
inmates who identified themselves as members of religious denominations."
[Gene M. Kasmar]


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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M : I'll be back !


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sette cinesi entrano in un bar: "Sette te'". E il barista: "Cucu'!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jeder Mensch kann irren. Im Irrtum verharren wird jedoch nur der Tor.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints...
So far, I've had no complaints.
-- Dorothy Parker


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если в одном человеке уживаются разные люди,
можно ли это считать психологической совместимостью?
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les chartes et conseils d'utilisations ne sont pas des débats au sujet
des jeux vidéos. Et pourtant, ils sont bien acceptés.
Si on respecte la lettre de la charte, on devrait les refuser
-+- VR in Guide du Petit Joueur: refuse.vr -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer den Kopf steckt in den Sand, der wird am Hinterteil erkannt.


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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There is a very fine line between ``hobby'' and ``mental illness.''
-- Dave Berry


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Poznání bez řádu je šílenství.
-- Gracian


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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New York:
John John Kennedy starebbe per divorziare dalla moglie.
"Non sa cucinare", questa l'accusa.
"Non e' vero che non so cucinare", ha dichiarato John John.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Aujourd'hui, c'est la chasse à l'ours. Où cours-tu le lapin ? Tu ne
risques rien !
- Eh, t'es con ! J'ai pas mes papiers !
-+- Coluche -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I shot a query into the net.
I haven't got an answer yet, A posted message called me rotten
But seven people gave me hell For ignoring mail I'd never gotten;
And said I ought to learn to spell; An angry message asked me, Please
Don't send such drivel overseas;
A lawyer sent me private mail
And swore he'd slap my ass in jail -- One netter thought it was a hoax:
I'd mentioned Un*x in my gem "Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!";
And failed to add the T and M; Another called my grammar vile
And criticized my writing style.
Each day I scan each Subject line
In hopes the topic will be mine;
I shot a query into the net.
I haven't got an answer yet...
-- Ed Nather


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les petits en toute affaire
Esquivent fort aisément ;
Les grands ne le peuvent faire.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Combat des Rats et des Belettes (Fables IV.6) -+-


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Leitfaden durch die Phraseologie wissenschaftlicher Veröffentlichungen:
Englisch:
These results were confirmed by waterbird et al., 1990
Deutsch:
Wir publizierten vor Wasservogel et al., 1990


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Театр начинается с вешалки.
-- К.С.Станиславский


on the mardi 13 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)