mardi, juin 06, 2017

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Dois velhinhos conversando:

-- Voc� prefere sexo ou Natal?

-- Sexo, claro! Natal tem todo ano, enjoa.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда мало времени, тут уже не до дружбы, - только любовь.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Buone notizie e cattive notizie. Goditi le buone notizie finche' puoi;
le cattive notizie te le faranno dimenticare.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чревоугодие - опущение души в желудок.
-- Вик Моул


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nicht Sieg sollte der Sinn der Diskussion sein, sondern Gewinn.
-- Joseph Joubert


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A inteligencia e caracterizada por uma incompreencao da
vida.
-- Heri Bergson; filosofo frances.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> > Avec vim, on ne navigue pas, on programme scien-ti-fi-que-ment !
> C'est-à-dire que l'homme s'adapte à l'outil et non l'inverse ?
Non : ça se saurait ! Les utilisateurs d'emacs auraient 3 ou 4 mains
-+- TN in GFA : Bien configurer son darwinisme -+-


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Взялся за гуж - не забудь сходить в душ


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alles Schöne im Leben hat einen Haken: es ist unmoralisch, illegal
oder es macht dick.
-- Mae West


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Člověk má být stále zamilován. To je důvod, proč se nemá ženit.
-- Wilde


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es ist so viel gleichzeitig Tüchtiges und Treffliches auf der
Welt; aber es berührt sich nicht.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 489


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Niemenad trägt auf einer Party so viel zur Unterhaltung bei, wie
diejenigen, die gar nicht da sind.
-- Carl von Ossietzky


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ad eccezione della Gran Bretagna. Seguendo l'ISO 9166 e la realta' di
Internet, il dominio di piu' alto livello della Gran Bretagna dovrebbe
essere _gb_. Invece, la Gran Bretagna e l'Irlanda del Nord (il Regno
Unito) usano il dominio _uk_. Inoltre, guidano sul lato sbagliato della
carreggiata.
-- Un libro sul Perl o su DNS e Bind


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.
-- Dean Rusk


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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La conscience est un bâton que chacun prend pour battre son voisin.
-+- Honoré de Balzac, Pensées -+-


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ciclismo:
Allarme doping nel ciclismo. Molti ciclisti adoperano sostanze
proibite. Li riconosci perche' toccano i 100 Km/h. In salita.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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У неё было красивое имя, пока не узнал её поближе.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nemůžeme děti tvořit podle své vůle... musíme je mít a milovat a
vychovávat co nejlépe a jinak je nechat na pokoji.
-- Goethe


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Als Passwort nahm er seinen Namen, bis eines Nachts die Hacker kamen.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug
than an old bird of paradise.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Warum hacken immer alle auf mir rum?


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Myslím, že první ctnost je udržet jazyk na uzdě.
-- Cato


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Zkušenost je nejlepší učitelkou.
EXPERIENTIA EST OPTIMA RERUM MAGISTRA.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Leben, so gemein es aussieht, so leicht es sich mit dem
Gewöhnlichen, Alltäglichen zu befriedigen scheint, hegt und pflegt
doch immer gewisse höhere Forderungen im stillen fort und sieht sich
nach Mitteln um, sie zu befriedigen.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 313


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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cuvez wons marx : c'est un comble : Karl qui incite à thésauriser !
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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LETTERE AL DIRETTORE:
> [...]
> Dal punto di vista filosofico il suo materiale porta l'uomo ad una
> migliore conoscenza di se stesso e di tutto cio' che riguarda
> l'emisfero boreale e quello australe.

Grazie. Ricordo a coloro che non hanno studiato anatomia che il cervello
e' diviso in due emisferi: se ad esempio vi trovate esattamente sul
parallelo dell'equatore, ed avete la schiena ad est e la faccia rivolta
verso ovest, allora l'emisfero destro del vostro cervello risulta essere
quello boreale, mentre l'emisfero sinistro e' quello australe.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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WinNT ошибка 003: Ошибка FPU - введите любое число из 11 цифр для продолжения.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His mouth can hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week.
I'm darned if I know how the helican.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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� fazendo muita merda que se aduba a vida.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Loj, la tera la boj.
-- Antico proverbio della Brianza


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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si elle a un an, bidasse, pique une allais
-- Schulz, Rémi


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Čas dovede často vyléčit i hlupáka.
DIES STULTIS QUOQUE MEDERI SOLET.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A savvy young hooker named Gail
Got busted and lodged in the jail.
But the jailer got hot,
To be lodged in her twat,
And so Gail made the bail with her tail.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<smarkacz> U mnie przeciętny luser żeby odpowiedzieć czy używa Windows95 czy
98 musi przebootować maszynę. Może to i lepiej, bo rozwiązuje to
większość ich problemów.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il silenzio e' l'unica virtu' che ti e' rimasta.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь - это рыбалка. Не клюет - сматывай удочки.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oct 30 16:10:26 <natan4> eh glaby
Oct 30 16:10:43 <natan4> po co user ma miec dostep do serverka jak mozna all zrobic w bazie danych dla niego ?
Oct 30 16:10:52 *** mode #debian.pl "-v natan4" by fEnIo
Oct 30 16:11:00 <fEnIo> bo jeszcze ktoś pomyśli, że mądrze prawisz


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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AMOUR

P : Les gens qui aiment leur animal, ils le font empailler quand il meurt...
M : Mais c'est nul ! S'ils l'aiment vraiment, pourquoi ils l'enculent pas quand il vit, leur animal !?


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женщину украшает скромность, а еще лучше - косметика.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
-- Napoleon


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: Why do mice have such small balls?
A: Very few of them know how to dance!


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ludzki umysł ze swymi nie kończącymi się zmianami jest niczym woda w
strumieniu lub płomień świecy; niczym małpa skacze we wszystkie strony,
nie ustając ani na chwilę. Mądry człowiek, zdając sobie z tego sprawę,
winien - jeśli chce osiągnąć Oświecenie - wyzbyć się wszelkiego przywiązania
do ciała i umysłu.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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La vita e' quella cosa che ci accade mentre siamo occupati a fare altri
progetti.
-- Anthony De Mello


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le catholicisme est le tombeau de l'intelligence, de la pensée, du
cerveau ; le protestantisme, le tombeau de la conscience, du sentiment,
du coeur.
-+- Auguste Blanqui -+-


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ať se to líbí člověku nebo ne, je nástrojem přírody. Není možno jít proti
přírodě. Je silnější než nejsilnější z lidí.
-- Picasso


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nehmen sie Dentagard, damit Sie auch morgen noch kräftig ins Gras beißen.


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quando bebemos, ficamos bêbados. Quando estamos bêbados, dormimos. Quando
dormimos, não cometemos pecados. Quando não cometemos pecados, vamos para
o Céu. Então, vamos beber para ir pro Céu!!

-- Brian O'Rourke


on the mardi 6 juin 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)