mercredi, mai 31, 2017

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Hear about...
the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the
men who have tried Camels have gone back to women?


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Лучшее средство от греха - отсутствие средств.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Legge di Williams e Holland:
Se si raccolgono abbastanza dati, qualsiasi cosa puo' essere
dimostrata con metodi statistici.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если б язык жены был короче, то жизнь мужа была бы длиннее.
-- Молдавская пословица


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Maltempo:
Allarme acqua alta a Venezia. L'acqua ormai arriva alla cintola.
I turisti hanno smesso di entrare nei bar per urinare.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi (Daniele Luttazzi), "TABLOID"


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Meglio di tutto e' non essere mai nati. Il secondo meglio e' morire presto.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Muž neumí skrývat před ženou, že je zamilovaný. Hlavně neumí
skrývat, že je zamilovaný do jiné.
-- Kassak


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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N : quand je formate en dos j ai 8.4G°
K : Houla ! 8.4 gigadegres ! Chaud chaud chaud !
-+- K in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : De la thermodynamique du dos... -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nous nous faisons honneur des défauts opposés à ceux que nous avons :
quand nous sommes faibles, nous nous vantons d'être opiniâtres.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 424 -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Floggings will continue until morale improves."
-- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ceux qui vous disent que Linux n'est pas convivial vous mentent,
je n'ai jamais rencontré autant de gens que depuis que je l'utilise..


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kurs pisania sms:

(_@_) cyberdupa


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《望岳》
作者:杜甫
岱宗夫如何,齐鲁青未了。
造化钟神秀,阴阳割昏晓。
荡胸生层云,决眦入归鸟。
会当凌绝顶,一览众山小。


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La chance n'existe pas. Ce que vous appelez chance, c'est
essentiellement l'attention que certains accordent aux détails
les plus infimes.
-+- Winston Churchill -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wer für alles offen ist, ist nicht ganz dicht.
-- Edmund Stoiber


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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12:23:48 <Baseciq> jack_: masz fajki ?
<jack_> Mam :)
[dcc(SEND)] Baseciq
<jack_> łap :)
*** DCC SEND with Baseciq[213.25.209.216:1983] established
12:24:57 <Baseciq> dzięki
<jack_> n/p :)


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ôtez la crainte de l'enfer à un chrétien et vous lui ôterez sa croyance.
-+- Diderot, Denis -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura,
maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a
tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe,
pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a
peon, a canal -- Panama.
-- pal�ndromo


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tutto e' relativo. Prenda un ultracentenario che rompe uno specchio: sara'
ben lieto di sapere che ha ancora sette anni di disgrazie...
-- Albert Einstein, spiegando la Teoria della Relativita'
ad un giornalista.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"We created god in our own image and likeness!"
[George Carlin]


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour s'établir dans le monde, on fait tout
ce que l'on peut pour y paraître établi.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 56 -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Leggevo sui giornali che ad Eva Herzigova, dopo aver partecipato al
Festival di Sanremo '98, hanno triplicato il cache'. Chissa' che
mal di testa!
-- Marco Baldini, "Marco Baldo Show", Radio Deejay


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 13:11:00 (UTC+0200)

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Если женщина бежит быстро, значит, за мужчиной,
а если медленно, значит, - от него.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Spievaj a raduj sa, kým nemusíš plakať a keď zaplačeš, uváž,
či vec je hodná bolesti, či bolesť musíš zaplatiť slzami.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Pomme, gnôle ou gueuze?
- Quoi?! Un bon vin, huit ans d'âge!
- Un' feuille.
- C'est cher!
-- Breton, J.C.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after
they're dead. -Samuel Goldwyn


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le pénible fardeau de n'avoir rien à faire.
-+- Nicolas Boileau -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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ARNAQUE

M : Cronch ! Miom ! Oui... Slurp ! C'est de la merde... PTOU ! BERCK ! De la merde en boîte !


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Souviens-toi, homme, que tu es poussière et que tu retourneras
poussière.
-+- Livre de la Genèse 3,19 -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le caractère d'un homme fait son destin.
-+- Démocrite -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sotva můžeš zacházet s blátem a neumazat se.
-- Walther


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je vornehmer einer ist, desto höflicher behandelt er den Niedrigen.
-- Ludwig Börne


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Люди подобны огурцам: начинают думать о притеснениях, когда их уже замариновали.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Dica Debian #1: Você pode relatar um bug num pacote com o comando
'reportbug', o qual está disponível no pacote reportbug, seja a partir da
linha de comandos ou utilizando o novo frontend gráfico (disponível correndo
'reportbug --ui gtk2' ou através do menu).



on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<KnaraKat> DalNet is like the special olympics of IRC. There's a lot of
drooling goin' on and everyone is a 'winner'.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bajka o armatach:
Ognia!


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ich konnte mich nur an einen Mann binden, der dasselbe verabscheute
wie ich: die Rechte, die brave Gesinnung, die Religion.
-- Simone de Beauvoir (über Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Der Lauf der Dinge')


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Promyslete předem pozici výrobku na trhu.
-- Kadlec


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A censura reflete a falta de confian�a da sociedade em si mesma.
-- Potter Stewart


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept
better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen, "Side Effects"


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Práce v organizaci by měla být uspořádána tak, aby poskytovala co
nejširší prostor pro individuální rozvoj lidí, kteří v ní pracují.
Práce přidělovaná každému člověku by měla být přesně vymezená. Měla by
obsahovat určitou míru odpovědnosti. Měla by vyžadovat využití znalostí
a představivosti. S tím, jak se rozvíjejí znalosti a dovednosti jedince,
se automaticky zvyšuje i úroveň celé organizace. (str. 31)
-- Rustomji, Sapre


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Lesbian QOTD:
I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Život, kterým se honosíme, je pouhé nedorozumění, nepatrné intermezzo mezi
dvěma nicotami.
-- John


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
For it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with his horn!


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous, lustful,
licentious, dirty bum!!


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Неутешительная статистика - точная наука.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat!

-- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine)
(http://phroggy.com/)


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Alter ist die Zeit, wo man das nicht mehr tun soll, wofür man
früher zu jung war.
-- William Somerset Maugham


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)