lundi, mai 29, 2017

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Veľa hovoriť a veľa povedať nie je to isté.
-- Homér


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женственность - это качество, которым я больше всего восхищаюсь в женщинах.
-- О. Уайльд


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Dostal jsem sáček sušené vody, ale nevěděl jsem, co do něj přidat.
-- Steven Wright one liners


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Najpozoruhodnejšie na človeku je jeho schopnosť myslieť.
-- Aristoteles


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je suis le ténébreux gai comme un sansonnet,
Le prince d'Aquitaine insoucieux et tendre.
Ma seule étoile est morte. Comme un triste Clitandre,
Un jour il entendit de la Mélancolie.

Dans la nuit du tombeau il la pria d'attendre
Qu'il eût posé le point et la mer d'Italie ;
Et puis, sans s'émouvoir à mon cœur désolé,
Au fond du coffre froid à la rose s'allie.

Suis-je Amour ou Phébus, à ce que dit l'histoire ?
Il laissait trop sécher le baiser de la Reine,
Il voulait tout savoir où nage la sirène.

Et, quand vint le moment, traversé l'Achéron
Un soir d'hiver. Enfin sur la lyre d'Orphée
Il s'en alla disant : « Et les cris de la fée ? »

-- Graner, Nicolas


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Покрай сухото дърво гори и суровото.
-- българска пословица


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quello di cui abbiamo bisogno in questo paese, invece del Daylight Savings Time
[l'Ora di Risparmio della Luce del Giorno, ossia l'Ora Legale], che comunque
nessuno capisce veramente, e' un nuovo concetto chiamato Weekday Morning Time
[l'Ora del Mattino del Giorno Feriale], per mezzo di cui alle 7:00 di ogni
giorno lavorativo si entra in una fase di due o tre ore tipo ritardo del lancio
spaziale, durante il quale rimangono le 7:00. In questo modo ci si potrebbe
svegliare attraverso un civilizzato e graduale processo, stirandosi e ruttando
e grattandosi, e sarebbero ancora solamente le 7:00 quando si sarebbe realmente
pronti ad emergere dal letto.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hear about...
the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and
attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon. She ended
up a chopped libber?


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я всегда придерживался линии максимальной демократичности до момента, когда
нужно ставить точку над "и". И вот тут-то я превращаюсь в безжалостного
диктатора. "Ну, я выслушал всех" - говорю я, - "А теперь будем делать то-то и
то-то!".
-- Ли Якокка


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tak, tady máme temné nekonečno vesmíru, myriády hvězd zářící jako
rozsypaný diamantový prach nebo, jak říkají někteří, jako obrovské koule
vodíku, které vybuchly kdesi daleko od nás. Ale je známo, že někteří lidé
toho moc namluví.
-- T. Pratchett: Lehké fantastično


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The Truth Shall Rape You Over.
-- Caltech


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the
woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles at some
leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts
coughing and drops dead.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Oh là là! dit Sam, blêmissant, puis passant à l'écarlate. M'y voilà
encore! Chaque fois que tu ouvres ta grande gueule, tu mets les pieds
dans le plat, me disait l'Ancien, et il avait bien raison. Ah pauvre
de moi!
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "Les deux tours"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Думаете, комод тут так, для мебели находится?!


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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GUN

P : Ce ne sont pas les armes qui sont dangereuses...
M : Bien sûr ! Ce sont ceux qui s'en servent... et gna gna...
P : Non ! Ce sont ceux qui se mettent devant le canon au moment où la balle sort !


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Lutz Ifer


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,
that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love
in the same way as us.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nur im Höchsten und im Gemeinsten trifft Idee und Erscheinung
zusammen; auf allen mittlern Stufen des Betrachtens und Erfahrens
trennen sie sich. Das Höchste ist das Anschauen des Verschiednen als
identisch; das Gemeinste ist die Tat, das aktive Verbinden des
Getrennten zur Identität.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1063


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Polifemo disse alla sua segretaria: "Non ci sono per Nessuno!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Finagle's Seventh Law:
The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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lawsuit, n.:
A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Co je dovoleno, po tom se méně touží.
-- Publius Ovidius Naso


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Иная легкая победа чревата тяжелыми последствиями.
-- В.М.Борисов


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Оригинальнейшие писатели новейшего времени оригинальны не потому, что они
преподносят нам что-то новое, а потому, что они умеют говорить о вещах так,
как будто это никогда не было сказано раньше.
-- Гете


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Мужественный человек обычно страдает не жалуясь; слабый - жалуется не
страдая.
-- П.Буаст


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда двоих сближаются уста,
Плетут венок у алой розы рта
Вино и мед, желанье и покорность,
Огонь и вихрь, порыв и красота.
-- А. Аррани


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Где "совок", там и "мусор"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Я влюбилась, но аппетит не пропал. Значит это не настоящая любовь? -
Мечтаю так полюбить, чтобы забыть про еду и сон. Как бы я тогда
похудела!..
-- из писем в "Спид-Инфо"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand on veut sauver le monde, il faut parfois pousser Mémé dans
l'escalier.
-+- Culture Générale in Guide du Petit Joueur: Day Of The Tentacle -+-


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oryginalność to zdolność do zamaskowania swojego źródła.


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Platone diceva che il mondo e' un'illusione,
E Leibniz che siamo monadi,
Non e' che non fossero brave persone,
Ma non gli funzionavano le gonadi.
-- Kilgore Trout (aka P.J.Farmer), Venere sulla conchiglia


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Don't talk to me about disclaimers! I invented disclaimers!"
-- The Censored Hacker


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Raptus:
La Cassazione ha assolto un muratore di Palermo che in un raptus
di gelosia aveva preso a sberle la moglie. Un precedente gravissimo e
preoccupante. D'ora in poi, per picchiare una donna, bisognera' pure
sposarla!
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi (Daniele Luttazzi), "TABLOID"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le message sur le NG c'étais pour tenir informé de l'avancement du
site!Si g voulu en tenir informé le monde C parce que je pensais que
vous étiez interressés par le site et que vous aviez hâte qu'il sorte!
-+- Pip99 in http://www.petitjoueur.net/ : nzn.fr.jeux.pip99 -+-


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Cesare, la Macedonia avanza...
- Mettetela in frigorifero!


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nesl malý mraveneček
lesem kousek dřívka.
Nedbal na svou čerstvou kýlu,
vyhřezla mu střívka.
-- Karel Plíhal


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я быстро охладел к ней, подобно тому, как романисты прошлого века
непременно охладевали к своим героиням, если те утрачивали целомудрие
до обязательной свадьбы, да еще не в объятиях главного героя, а
какого-нибудь эпизодического проходимца...
-- Юрий Поляков "Козлёнок в молоке"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un tizio va dal dottore e gli racconta della moglie: "Dottore, ho l'impressione
che mia moglie sia sorda, perche' non mi sente mai la prima volta e sempre le
devo ripetere le cose". E il dottore gli da' questo consiglio: "Bene, torni a
casa e stando lontano da sua moglie 8 metri le dica qualche cosa. Se non
ottiene risposta si avvicini a 6 metri e poi a 4, poi a 2... cosi' possiamo
renderci conto di quanto grave sia il difetto uditivo di sua moglie".
Il marito ringrazia per il consiglio e tornato a casa si pone a 8 metri dalla
moglie, che sta in cucina a preparare una minestra di verdure, e le dice:
"Cara, cosa c'e' per cena?". Nessuna risposta. Si avvicina a 6 metri e rifa'
la domanda. Nessuna risposta. Si avvicina a 4 metri e rifa' la stessa
domanda. Nessuna risposta. Allora si avvicina ancora fino ad arrivarle alle
spalle proprio dietro l'orecchio, e le chiede ancora: "Cara, cosa c'e' per
cena?". E la moglie: "Per la quarta volta, minestra di verdure!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Not only is there nothing to be gained by believing an untruth,
but there is everything to lose when we sacrifice the indispensable
tool of reason on the altar of superstition."
[Freedom From Religion Foundation]


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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In der Schule der Welt wie in der Schule der Liebe muß man alsbald
mit der Ausübung dessen, was man zu lernen gedenkt, den Anfang machen.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Is teoide don mbrat [bplaincéad] a dhúbladh


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was man mit Gewalt gewinnt, kann man nur mit Gewalt behalten.
-- Mahatma Gandhi


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Бог создал мужчину, и затем, на основе этого эскиза - совершенное существо.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Смелите мисли играят роша на предни фигурки в играта на дама: те
загиват, но осигуряват победа в играта.
-- Гьоте


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently
than they do.
-- Turgenev


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!! Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
HIGHBALL?? ...


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not
far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel
is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
-- R. A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)