jeudi, mai 25, 2017

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Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that
all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but
James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive
women. There, that's it: 24 words. But the guy who wrote the book took
*thousands* of words to say it.
Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic
Fyodor Dostoyevsky. It's about these two brothers who kill their father.
Or maybe only one of them kills the father. It's impossible to tell because
what they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages. If all Russians talk
as much as the Karamazovs did, I don't see how they found time to become a
major world power.
I'm told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise
the question of whether there is a God. So why didn't he just come right
out and say: "Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."
Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:

* "Moby Dick" -- Don't mess around with large whales because they symbolize
nature and will kill you.
* "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.
-- Dave Barry


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MODE

M : Fumer des pétards, c'est un moyen pour les humains de faire jeune, cool, rebelle...
P : C'est complètement con !
M : Bof... pas plus que de voter Cohn-Bendit pour faire de gauche...


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lernen ist wie Rudern gegen den Strom: sobald man aufhört, treibt man
zurück.
-- Benjamin Britten


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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MENTEUR

P : AAH ! Qu... qui a fait qans ma caisse ?!
M : Rien vu...


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Secondo Quelo, la morte e' la fine di tutto?
- No, solo della vita.
-- Corrado Guzzanti, il Messia di "Quelo",
"Pippo Chennedy Show"


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Нимфоманка: женщина, которая вечером желает заниматься любовью,
хотя утром сделала прическу.
-- М. Лимпан


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Только на ОРТ, полуфиналы: Пушкин - Дантес, Лермонтов - Мартынов


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dalla raccolta di VERE richieste telefoniche effettuate ai DJ
dell'emittente radiofonica "Ciccio Riccio": [parte 10/13]

"CANZONE DELL'UOMO RAGNO PROVINCIA DI TARANTO [click!]"
"SIETE QUELLI DELLA RADIO? QUELLI DELLE CANZONI?"
"VORREI PENETRARE DOMENICA POMERIGGIO AL WALKIRIA!"
"POTETE METTERE QUELLA CANZONE GIAPPONESE DI TANTO TEMPO FA?"
"VORREI FAR CANTARE LA CANZONE DI HANNO UCCISO L'UOMO RAGNO"
"VORREI SAPERE LA CANZONE DEI BON JOVI"
"BIAGIO ANTONAGGI" "FRANCESCA GAMBILLARI"
"ETI WOUKI DI MICHAEL JACKSON"

- Ciccio Riccio buongiorno.
- Siete di CICCIO RICCIO?

- Ciccio Riccio buongiorno.
- Siete quelli della musica?


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La géométrie est une science qui a pour objet la mesure de l'étendue.
-+- Andrien Marie Legendre -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Под лежачий камень мы всегда успеем


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жизнь есть способ существования белковых тел: одних за счёт других.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
-- Derek Bok


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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There once was a fiesty young terrier
Who liked to bite girls on the derriere.
He'd yip and he'd yap,
Then leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derriere the merrier.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le bonheur et le malheur des hommes ne dépend
pas moins de leur humeur que de la fortune.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 61 -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жениться в шестьдесят лет на шестнадцатилетней девушке - все равно, что
следовать примеру неграмотных людей, которые покупают книги в расчёте, что
друзья будут их читать.
-- А. Рикар


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь делает мужчину слепым и заостряет зрение женщины.
-- Эрих Мария Ремарк


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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В поступках человек показной, в желаниях - истинный.
-- В.А.Старковский


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Simona, cos'e' la fortuna?
- Grazie! Anche a te!
-- Simona Ventura


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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По словам Бхагавана, женщины привязывают мужчин восемью способами:
Танец, Пение, Игра, Смех, Слезы, Вид, Прикосновение и Вопросы.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the
Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cielo, mio marito!
- Ma se sono qui gia' da un'ora, tesoro?!
-- Donarelli


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<wwilma> allL; czy jak pisze mail root - to wiadomosc pojdzie na konto
pocztowe roota ?
<Kristoff> wwilma: wyskoczy z monitora i cie udusi


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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une chose qu'on peut openser sans ecrire dans la charte:
les bouquins/bd ne sont pas trolleurs de bases, alors que
les boutonneux du jeux vidéo sont des spécialistes.
-+- B@tman in GPJ: Le Bouquin n'a pas de préjugés à la base -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Наибольшее число ограблений банков совершено... банкирами.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene
of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process
as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The
employee is simply there one instant, and gone the next. All the terrible
temper tantrums, crying, and threats are eliminated.
-- Kenny's Korner


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<ikt0rn> 946681200 - to jest 1.1.2000 00:00:00 z jakiej paki?????
<ikt0rn> skoro time() podaje mi: 978722029
<kaczorek^> 370 dni
<kaczorek^> wychodzi
<kaczorek^> różnica
<ikt0rn> kuuuuuuuuuuurwa
<ikt0rn> przeciez mamy 2001


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'onesta' e' lodata da tutti, ma muore di freddo.
-- Giovenale


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eravamo talmente poveri che, stesa ad asciugare fuori dalla finestra,
avevamo la carta igienica.
-- Santino Topazio (Bebo Storti), "Scatafascio"


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Balèze bien dosé, décidé, aux bords raides
au milieu de marrons mufles : ô mec mouché !
Ô bilieux de barons, buffles aux becs bouchés :
malaise mien, nausée dessinée aux morts reines.

Ta bise est adulée par la torride laide.
Chers amis encornés, sales mines mâchées ;
chers habits encordés, sales bides bâchés !
Ta mise est annulée par ta taurine laine.

Tu comptes tes moutons, quel honneur amusé !
Tu comptes tes boutons, quelle odeur abusée !
Sans gerber, la boisson est fade et abolie.

Tu décodes ces bouts de doux enduits cordiaux :
sans germer, la moisson est fanée, amollie...
Tu déconnes ; c'est mou ! Ne nous ennuie, corniaud !

Chilles Ezbozido-Varèsse

-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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One morning after an evening of particularly heavy drinking, a man awoke
and upon rolling over in bed saw one of the ugliest women he had ever
seen. As he was about to get out of bed, he looked on the floor and saw
another woman even less appealing than the first. Seeing his look of
wide-eyed amazement, the woman on the floor snapped, "Don't look at me
like that, I was only the bridesmaid."


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le miracle se produit non pas en contradiction avec la nature, mais en
contradiction avec ce que nous connaissons de la nature.
-+- Saint Augustin (354-430) -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Wie fängt man eine Mücke?
A: Man jagt sie auf den Dachboden und zieht die Leiter weg.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Каков идеальный вес для тещи?
- 2 кг вместе с урной.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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system, 0.0% nice, 0.0% idle, Mem: 94780K av, 92892K used,
1888K free, 58124K shrd, 3556K buff, Swap: 122972K av,
39028K used, 83944K free 15804K
cached][root(uid=0)@amba.bydg.pdi.net(ip=195.117.100.2)
/usr/bin(inode=27819)]#


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Během let se stalo, že například dlouhé deště a pohyby půdy
odhalily základy dvou prastarých stodol a díky mohutným kamenům, z nichž
byly vybudovány, se kolem nich brzo vytvořila řada folklórních pověstí.
Tak například, když jste v jedné z nich nechali stát přes noc svého
neokovaného koně a na velkém balvanu uprostřed šestipenci, byla ráno
šestipence pryč a svého koně už jste taky nikdy neviděli...
-- T. Pratchett: Carpe jugulum


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PRATIQUE

M : Soit tu te troches tous les jours... soit tu te torches une fois par semaine... mais au papier de verre.
Scrich ! Scrich ! Scrich !


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gli Errori di Windows [8 di 8]:
983 Hard Disk Error - I file sull'hard disk sono stati sistemati e
pienamente ottimizzati, e per questo li ho
dovuti raccogliere e mettere in un paio di
centinaia di file .TMP
294B BlackMail Error - 500$ a Gates oppure mostrero' a tua moglie le
JPG che hai appena scaricato.
-- Da http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Emsi> totalne bezopie ;)
<cliph> a gdzie tam
<cliph> chwilowe bezopie


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Gastgeber ist wie ein Feldherr: Erst wenn etwas schiefgeht, zeigt
sich sein Talent.
-- Quintus Flaccus Horaz (65-8 v.Chr.)


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.
-- Stanley Kubrick


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Jsou někteří, kdož v rozhovoru myslí na věc, skoro všichni jen na odpověď.
-- Ladislav Klíma


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Abbildungen, Wortbeschreibung, Maß, Zahl und Zeichen stellen
noch immer kein Phänomen dar. Darum bloß konnte sich die Newtonische
Lehre so lange halten, dass der Irrtum in dem Quartbande der
lateinischen Übersetzung für ein paar Jahrhunderte einbalsamiert war.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 995


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Mulher � como CD: Por causa de uma parte boa a gente fica com tudo.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Kant m'apprit qu'il n'y a point de nombres, et qu'il faut faire les
nombres chaque fois qu'il faut les penser.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951) -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Warum haben einige Trabbis eine heizbare Heckscheibe?
Damit man beim Schieben warme Hände hat.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Кто напуган - наполовину побит.
-- А.В.Суворов


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)