lundi, mai 22, 2017

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Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
-- e.e. cummings


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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On n'a pas, je pense, tiré de l'axiomatique hilbertienne la leçon qui
s'en dégage, c'est celle-ci : on n'accède à la rigueur absolue qu'en
éliminant la signification [...]. Mais s'il faut choisir entre rigueur
et sens, je choisirai sans hésitation le sens.
-+- Réne Thom -+-


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Оптимист - это бывший пессимист, у которого карманы полны денег, желудок
работает превосходно, а жена уехала за город.
-- Хелен Роуленд


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Quand'e' che una persona di colore diventa un negro?
- Quando lascia la stanza!


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Die Jungfernhaut ist die Haut, die abhaut, wenn die Vorhaut zuhaut.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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\\\\\\\
(.)(.)
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-- duc@mport.COM (Richard Ducoty)


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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За незнание мужчин - платят невинностью, за незнание женщин - судьбой.
-- В.А. Надеждин


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Зачем тебе, любимый, знать мою фамилию девичью?
-- М. Четвёртова


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'aime mieux les méchants que les imbéciles car au moins, ils se
reposent...
-+- Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870) -+-


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wird der Bauer plötzlich wild, hat er wohl sein File gekillt.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не должностью облагораживается и возвышается человек, но должность благодаря
человеку становится благородной и высокой.
-- Джами


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<lcamtuf> ale user nam uciekl
<Bulba> prawie jak psy 2, tylko ze psy to chinczycy jedza a my indyki
<lcamtuf> szkoda
<lcamtuf> drugiego mozemy nie miec


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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O degrau da escada não foi feito para sentar, mas apenas para apoiar o pé enquanto se alcança um degrau mais alto.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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14:56 C'est quoi le but de cette tribune ?
15:00 14:56 poster des conneries, et quand tu finis dans les fortunes,
tu as un point.



on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Art. 2.
1. Opracowanie cudzego utworu, w szczególności tłumaczenie, przeróbka,
adaptacja, jest przedmiotem prawa autorskiego bez uszczerbku dla prawa do
utworu pierwotnego.
2. Rozporządzanie i korzystanie z opracowania zależy od zezwolenia twórcy
utworu pierwotnego (prawo zależne), chyba że autorskie prawa majątkowe do
utworu pierwotnego wygasły.

ani słowa o cytowaniu bez mojej zgody


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Есть мужья трудолюбивые, а есть трудоёмкие.
-- Тадеуш Гицгер


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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program, n.:
A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input
into error messages. tr.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging
one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Были бы лекарства, а болезни найдутся.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- E' un mondo orribile - disse Joan - lo odio.
- No, - disse Hostetter - non e' orribile, e' solo imperfetto. Ma questa
non e' una cosa nuova.
-- Leigh Brackett, "The long tomorrow"


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Kiax> je veux ecouter ce qui va ce passer sur le port 1000 de ma box mettons
<clacbec> ben il faut tendre l 'oreille
<clacbec> les packets vers le port 80 font crrrcrcrcrccrcrcr
<clacbec> et les pcket du ports 1000 c'est plutot ccrtsssrcrrctttsss



on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kdo to umí, ten to dělá, kdo to neumí, ten se učí.
-- Shaw


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Strafe soll nicht größer sein, als die Schuld.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Facile come 3.141592653589...


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tutto cio' che hai visto, ricordalo,
Perche' tutto quello che dimentichi
Ritorna a volare nel vento.
-- Canto Navajo


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les gens petits sont défavorisés parce qu'ils sont les derniers à
savoir quand il pleut.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les écarts où nous entraîne notre imagination... sont les preuves
certaines de notre esprit.
-+- Marquis de Sade, Histoire de Juliette -+-


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hallo Strohsternbastler!


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je mehr wir planen, regeln, reglementieren, desto mehr nimmt das Chaos
zu. Das mußte man einmal einsehen: Das Chaos ist die Ordnung.
-- Aurel Schmidt


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un'idea non e' responsabile delle persone che ci credono.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer Erfolg haben will, muß die zwischenmenschlichen Beziehungen
verbessern.
-- Böckmann, Walter, Dr. Böckmann, Walter, Dr.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Genie besteht immer darin, daß einem etwas Selbstverständliches zum
erstenmal einfällt.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Он С++ не отличал от си-диеза.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

01:36 <@SeC-> Logi jako pamiętnik usera


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ich glaube an die Gewaltlosigkeit als einziges Heilmittel.
-- Mahatma Gandhi


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Интеллигенция - часть общества, профессионально обязанная думать, а потому и
обнаруживать независимые от официальных и народных взгляды на вещи.
-- А.Круглов


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pokud se nějakému podniku, nějakému průmyslovému odvětví nebo nějaké zemi
v příštím čtvrtstoletí nepodaří radikálně zvýšit objem zpracovatelské
výroby a současně radikálně snížit počet dělnických zaměstnanců, nemůže
doufat v udržení konkurenceschopnosti či dokonce v udržení "vyspělosti".
Bude velice rychle upadat. (str. 17)
-- Drucker


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ahime'! Sto morendo al di sopra delle mie possibilita'.
-- Oscar Wilde, bevendo champagne sul letto di morte


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La géométrie euclidienne est et restera la plus commode.
-+- Henri Poincaré -+-


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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NA SWIECIE: Chwilowo nie jestesmy zainteresowani reklamą.
U NAS: Na chuj mi reklama.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bylinkám, které se používají každodenně v kuchyni a lékárničce, se
říká obyčejné. Ty Bábiny obyčejné nebyly. Její byliny byly buď neobyčejné,
nebo žádné. A jejich sklizeň nebyla ta pohodová selanka s veselým proutěným
košíkem a ozdobnými nůžkami. Bábi používala dlouhý nůž. A před sebou držela
židli. Kromě toho na sobě měla kožený klobouk, rukavice a silnou koženou
zástěru jako druhou obrannou linii.
-- T. Pratchett: Moře a malé rybky (Divadlo krutosti)


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Life is like a cucumber --

one moment it's in your hand, the next it's up your ass.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Мода - это то, что быстро выходит из моды.
-- "Пшекруй"


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"DARE E AVERE"

So di non aver dato molto nella mia vita...
So di non aver dato molto ai miei amici,
ai miei fiii,
a mi mooo,
r'cane...
So di non aver dato molto nella mia vita...
So di non aver dato molto a chi invece mi ha dato molto,
a chi mi ha amato e sorretto e aiutato.
So di non aver dato molto nella mia vita.
Ma quel poco...
lo rivorrei indietro.

C'e' un giorno per seminare e un
giorno per raccogliere...
giovedi' andrebbe benissimo...

-- Corrado Guzzanti, "Il libro de Kipli", da
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/9922/kipli.txt


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14

Low Blows:
Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One
of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must
hurt." The man doubles over and actually FEELS the pain.

Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up
for: weddings, funerals. Speaking of weddings, when reminiscing about
weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men laugh about "the bachelor
party".

David Letterman:
Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the
Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qualsiasi asino e' capace di distruggere la stalla, ma soltanto il bravo
carpentiere e' capace di ricostruirla.
-- Proverbio


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cosa dice una scimmia con la diarrea?
- Macaco addosso.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Остроумие - это отдушина для чувства враждебности, которое не может быть
удовлетворено другим способом.
-- З.Фрейд


on the lundi 22 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)