samedi, mai 13, 2017

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Le pire des crimes, c'est de torturer ou massacrer les êtres humains
pour faire leur salut ou leur bonheur selon sa propre idée.
-+- René Barjavel, Si j'étais Dieu -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le monarque prudent et sage
De ses moindres sujets sait tirer quelque usage,
Et connaît les divers talents.
Il n'est rien d'inutile aux personnes de sens.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Lion s'allant en guerre (Fables V.19) -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn Künstler von Natur sprechen, subintelligieren sie immer
die Idee, ohne sich's deutlich bewusst zu sein.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1124


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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V každé ženě je zárodek dobré manželky... Jaký pán, takový krám.
-- Zola


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Действия женщин похожи на скачки блох: та же решительность
и непоследовательность.
-- А. Григорович


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Dottore, ogni notte mi sogno una porta con una grande targa, ma grande,
grande. E spingo e sudo e spingo e spingo ma non riesco ad aprirla...
- Ma che c'e' scritto sulla targa?
- "Tirare".
-- I Trettre'


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Observe yon plumed biped fine.
To activate its captivation,
Deposit on its termination,
A quantity of particles saline.


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I gatti sono le tigri dei poveri.
-- Th. Gautier


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Что сходит с рук ворам, за то воришек бьют.
-- И.А.Крылов


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Reintegration complete," ZORAC advised. "We're back in the
universe again..." An unusually long pause followed, "...but I don't
know which part. We seem to have changed our position in space." A
spherical display in the middle of the floor illuminated to show the
starfield surrounding the ship.
"Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us,"
ZORAC announced after a short pause. "The designs are not familiar, but
they are obviously the products of intelligence. Implications: we have
been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown,
and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown.
Apart from the unknowns, everything is obvious."
-- James P. Hogan, "Giants Star"


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Era una ragazza del giorno d'oggi, cioe', pressappoco, un giovanotto
del giorno d'ieri.
-- Paul Morand


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nichts ist für Menschne auf hohen Posten leichter, als sich das Wissen
andere anzueignen.
-- Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargues


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<dadou> ptitlouis: et il a quoi de si revolutionnaire multideskop ?
<Arachne> dadou: c pas un os :)
<Arachne> c ça qui est révolutionnaire :)
<dadou> c quoi ?
<Arachne> c une interface graphique horriblement laide et lente en pascal :)
<Arachne> avec un nombre minable d'utilitaires à la con mal foutus genre la calculatrice
<dadou> ouais rien de bien revolutionnaire
<Madvax> ah
<Madvax> genre KDE quoi
-- Madvax in "barbu et fier" --
#debian-fr


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Podíváte-li se do Galaktické encyklopedie na heslo Alkohol,
dozvíte se, že je to bezbarvá prchavá tekutina, která vzniká kvašením
cukrů. Encycklopaedia Galactica zaznamenává i euforizující účinky alkoholu
na jisté formy života na bázi uhlíku.
Stopařův průvodce po Galaxii se o alkoholu také zmiňuje. Říká, že
nejlepší existující drink je Pangalaktický megacloumák.
Vypít Pangalaktický megacloumák je podle Stopařova průvodce asi jako
nechat si vyrazit mozek z hlavy plátkem citrónu obaleným kolem masivní
zlaté cihly.
-- Douglas Adams: Stopařův průvodce po galaxii


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Philadelphia Light vuol dire Luce di Philadelphia: e che e', mi devo
mangiare una lampada alogena?


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
our ancestors.
-- Plutarch


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Regola d'Oro delle Arti e delle Scienze:
Chi ha l'oro detta le regole.


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто истинно любит, тот не ревнует. Главная сущность любви -
доверие. Отнимите у любви доверие - вы отнимите у нее сознание
собственной ее силы и продолжительности, всю ее светлую сторону,
следовательно - все ее величие.
-- А.Сталь


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Větev uříznutá od ostatních větví je nutně uříznuta i od celého
stromu. Tak i člověk, rozejde-li se s druhými, odpadá tím od celé
společnosti.
-- Marcus Aurelius


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Дух соперничества в нас никого еще не спас...
Но заставил над собой... поработать головой.
-- Феано


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Stárnutí je otrava, ale je to jediný způsob, jak se dožít vysokého věku.
-- Shaw


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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В библейские времена мужчина мог иметь столько жен, сколько мог содержать.
Точь-в точь, как сегодня.
-- Эбигайл Ван Берен


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жаль, что при этом надо целоваться...
-- Майя Четвертова


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Meu lado feminino é sapatão.


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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>>kkun sait-il comment desinstaller qqchose qui n'est pas un rpm ?? PS:
ben j'opterais vers editer le fichier install (make install)
qui doit pas etre si compliqué que ca.
-+- Y in GFA : À force d'installer, ça va bien finir par partir -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Самолюбование - это всего-лишь способность взглянуть на себя со стороны.


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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La noisette : "Une noisette, j'la casse entre mes fesses tu vois..."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Главный порок писателя не слабость слога, а неуважение к читателю.
-- А.Подводный


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pld
15:43 <@jack_> http://[...]/ <- co zrobić, żeby dupa nie wchodziła na ziewa?


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee."
- broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, "Eagle", to Johnson Space Center, Houston
July 20, 1969, 7:27 P.M.


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Komu se nabízí sele, má mít připravený pytel.
-- dánské přísloví


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"La comicita', come la sodomia, e' un atto contro natura."
-- Marty Feldman


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sauf erreur, on pourrait dire que :
(0->slink->potato != 0->potato) => Une Debian est un systeme
irreversible. En passant par l'etape slink, on a juste du creer un peu
plus d'entropie dans le systeme que lors de l'etape directe.
-+- RP sur debian-french: "Ca-Joules-er sa babasse sous Debian" -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Moral ist eine Wichtigtuerei des Menschen vor der Natur.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Si tu veux te débarrasser de ton Orgueil,
emploie la tactique d'Horace contre les Curiaces :
sépare ton Orgueil de ta Vanité et tue celle-ci d'abord.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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This 600-pound guy decides he can't go on living this way, so he seeks
the help of a clinic and proceeds to go on a drastic diet. It works: four
months later he's down to 160 pounds and feeling great, except for one problem.
He's covered with great folds of flesh where the fat used to be. He calls
up the clinic, and the doctor tells him not to worry. "There's a special
surgical procedure to correct this condition," the doctor assures him. "Just
come on over to the clinic."
"But doctor," the man pleads, "you don't understand. I'm too
embarrassed to be seen in public like this."
"Don't give it another thought," says the doctor. "Simply pull up
all the folds as high as they'll go, pile the flesh on top of your head, put
on a top hat, and come on over."
The guy follows the instructions and provokes no comments until he
reaches the clinic and is standing in front of the admitting nurse's desk,
dying of self-consciousness. "The doctor will be right with you," says the
nurse. "Say, what's that hole in the middle of your forehead?"
"My navel," blurts out the guy, "how d'ya like my tie?"


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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CCISS VIAGGIARE INFORMATI:
- Consigli utili per chi si mette in viaggio.
I limiti di velocita' vanno rispettati. Quando ne vedete uno,
salutatelo con un inchino e un bel sorriso.
Avviso per le ragazze: se, quando siete in auto col vostro ragazzo,
il motore inizia a singhiozzare, ed alla fine si spegne, e non ne vuole
sapere di riavviarsi, potete sempre provare a dargliela. Nel 90% dei casi,
questo fa ripartire la macchina. Nel restante 10%, dovete dargliela
un'altra volta.
Se i tabelloni elettronici autostradali dovessero riportare la
scritta "La vita e' un breve ponte che porta dalla non esistenza alla morte",
rallentate: potreste trovarvi su un viadotto che non e' stato mai finito
di costruire.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Topic (#linuxpl): changed by roach: polskie znaki tylko w PN-93 T-42118


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ale k čemu je svoboda, ne-li k tomu, aby ses angažoval.
-- Sartre


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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S tandemem jsou vždycky nepříjemnosti. Přední jezdec je
přesvědčen, že ten vzadu vůbec nic nedělá; a zrovna tak je přesvědčen
ten vzadu, že hnací silou je jedině on sám a ten přední že jenom funí.
Tahle záhada se nikdy nedočká rozřešení. To je k vzteku, když vám do
jednoho ucha šeptá Rozvaha, že člověk nemá přepínat síly, nebo že si
užene srdeční vadu, do druhého ucha vám současně domlouvá Spravedlnost:
"Proč by ses měl dřít jenom ty? Tohle není drožka a ten chlap není tvůj
pasažér," a do toho zachrčí váš spolujezdec:
"Tak co je? Upadly ti pedály?"
-- J. K. Jerome: Tři muži na toulkách


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his
martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
[Jules Feiffer]


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il vero amico lo riconosci da come ti mente.
-- Alessandro Morandotti


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

01:24 <@SeC-> Błędna wymiana topicow pomiędzy serwerami ipv6 jako powód
nieporozumień miedzy-userowych


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rozmawia porucznik Rżewski z Nataszą.
- Poruczniku, zagrajmy w niedopowiedzenia.
- A jak to?
- Jeśli panu powiem "Niech mnie pan pocałuje w r..." to należy mnie pocałować w
rękę.
- OK, zrozumiałem.
- Pan zaczyna, Rżewski.
- Natasza, złap mnie za ch*** dwoma r...


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
-- Mae West


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dans les affaires, comme en amour,
il est un moment où l'on doit s'abandonner.
-+- Bernard Grasset, Remarques sur l'action -+-


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Keď sa rozprávaš s človekom, pozeraj sa mu do očí a dozvieš sa,
čo sa v ňom skrýva.
-- Meng


on the samedi 13 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)