vendredi, mai 12, 2017

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Bei dem Jüngling, der sich an einen neuesten Lehrer hängt, ist's ein
Zeichen der Schwäche; des Greis(es), ders tut, ein Zeichen der Stärke.
-- Jean Paul (eig. Johann Paul Friedrich Richter)


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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As coisas chegaram a tal ponto hoje em dia que, se um homem abrir a
porta para voce passar primeiro, ele deve ser o porteiro.
-- Mae West


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sen otevřít si vlastní restauraci, což je touha celé řady nových
podnikatelů - přičemž je zde také největší úmrtnost -, je dobrým příkladem
toho, jak podniky krachují na základě nesprávného přístupu jejich
zakladatelů. Úspěšné budou nejpravděpodobněji činnosti, jež mají určitý
vztah k vaší předcházející práci.
-- McCormack


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il primo hacker della storia: Ali' Baba'.
Rubo' la password ai quaranta ladroni.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Prima Legge di Johnson:
Se un congegno meccanico si rompe, lo fara' nel peggior momento
possibile.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 21:34:00 (UTC+0200)

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Ani ateisté nejsou osvobozeni od zbožných přání.
-- Kumor


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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O: Je crois qu'un système nouveau permettant de détecter les odeurs
artificielles est en cours pour les nouvelles générations de micros.
M: et mon cul ?
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son odeur -+-


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Láska je ze tří čtvrtin zvědavost.
-- Giovanni Giacomo Casanova


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'obscurité revint à flots, remplit l'espace qu'avait occupé la lumière
avec une telle précision qu'on n'aurait pas vu la ligne de raccord même
si la lumière avait encore été là.
-+- Terry Pratchett, Sourcellerie -+-


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Say many of cameras focused t'us,
Our middle-aged shots do us justice.
No justice, please, curse ye!
We really want mercy:
You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us.
-- Thomas H. Hildebrandt


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Все ясно ревности - а доказательств нет!
-- М.Ю.Лермонтов


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Подростки - существа, которые еще не догадываются, что в один
прекрасный день они будут знать о жизни так же мало, как их родители.
-- Ричард Уолдер


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Strano Ma Vero:
Oltre il 50% del traffico nazionale Itapac dal 1987 al 1988 era
costituito da accessi clandestini nella Rete.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Plus fait douceur que violence.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Phébus et Borée (Fables VI.3) -+-


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les femmes c'est charmant, mais les chiens c'est tellement plus fidèles.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Chefarzt der Irrenanstalt versammelt die Wärter um sich.
"Haben Sie auch wirklich die acht Patienten wieder eingefangen,
die beim Brand ausgerückt waren?"
Da wundern sich die Wärter. "Acht? Wieso acht?
Wir haben dreiundzwanzig zurückgebracht."


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you're going to get.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Он обладал чертой, присущей многим русским интеллигентам - он был отвратительно
нечистоплотен и до безумия брезглив.
-- Виктор Ерофеев


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quando una mucca ride, le esce il latte dal naso?


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Есть у русского человека враг, непримиримый, опасный враг, не будь которого
он был бы исполином. Враг этот - лень.
-- Н.В.Гоголь


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Potrei anche prendere in considerazione l'idea di una gravidanza, se
soltanto Gucci facesse una linea per le donne incinte.
-- Victoria "Posh Spice", delle Spice Girls


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Hai proprio la faccia di uno su cui ci sono tremila dollari di taglia."
"Gia', ma tu non hai la faccia di quello che li incassera'."
-- Da "Il buono, il brutto e il cattivo"


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Политики должны быть сродни петухам,
Среди которых побеждает смелый, но не хам.
-- Н.Векшин


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'infini a de tout temps remué le coeur des hommes plus profondément que
n'importe quelle question ; l'infini a stimulé et fécondé la raison
comme peu d'autres idées ; mais l'infini plus que tout autre concept
demande à être éclairé.
-+- David Hilbert, À propos de l'infini -+-


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Štěstí vzniká jen co by vedlejší produkt - stejně jako koks.
-- Huxley


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Achillovou patou blbce je hlava.
-- Twain


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There's little in taking or giving,
There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle --
Would you kindly direct me to hell?
-- Dorothy Parker


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто многого добивается, тому многого недостает.
-- Гораций


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Cosa ha detto la gamba destra di una bionda alla gamba sinistra?
- Niente. Non si sono mai incontrate.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Cogito, ergo non credo.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Философы! Не открывайте философский камень. Его привяжут вам на шею.
-- С.Е.Лец


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Нет больше той любви, как если кто положит душу свою за друзей своих.
-- Иоанн


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les hommes en sont à peine à sentir combien les lois de l'investigation
de la vérité sont sévères, et combien le nombre de nos moyens est borné.
-+- Denis Diderot -+-


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rada Debianu č.17: Potrebujete sa s niekým porozprávať o Debiane? Ak viete
používať Internet Relay Chat (IRC), nainštalujte svojho obľúbeného IRC
klienta a pripojte sa ku kanálu #debian na serveri irc.debian.org.



on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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As they say about Dungeons and Dragons, "Life's a die, and then you bitch."


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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RODNEY: - A volte ho l'impressione di portare sfortuna.
WIZARD: - Che cosa ti e' successo?
RODNEY: - Un gatto nero mi ha attraversato la strada ed e' finito schiacciato.
-- Parker & Hart, The wizard of Id


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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UNIX enhancements aren't.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Чем меньше у женщины грудь, тем больше ума. Но почему это так, неизвестно.
-- Крис Кляйнке


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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The Great Movie Posters:

When You're Six Tons -- And They Call You Killer -- It's Hard To Make Friends...
-- Namu, the Killer Whale (1966)

Meet the Girls with the Thermo-Nuclear Navels!
-- Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966)

A GHASTLY TALE DRENCHED WITH GOUTS OF BLOOD SPURTING FROM THE VICTIMS
OF A CRAZED MADMAN'S LUST.
-- A Taste of Blood (1967)


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Odklad je zloděj času.
-- E. Young


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если мешает грелка - значит, ты уже согрелся.
Если мешает жена - значит, ты уже остыл.
-- Р. Баумволь


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Neue Meldungen von Windows 2000:
Geben Sie eine beliebige 11-stellige Primzahl ein, um fortzusetzen.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Missionary Position:
The missionary on top.


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Furcht vor einer unsichtbaren Gewalt, die vom Geist erdichtet oder auf
Grund öffentlicher Erzählungen eingebildet ist, ist Religion, sind sie
nicht zugelassen, Aberglaube.
-- Thomas Hobbes


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lake Ontario <--> Oriental oak
-- anagrama


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das meiste, was wir als Führung bezeichnen, besteht darin, den
Mitarbeitern die Arbeit zu erschweren.
-- Peter Drucker


on the vendredi 12 mai 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)