jeudi, mai 11, 2017

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Although a fifth-generation American, Father Sweeny was more Irish than most
of Erin's natives. He spoke with an Irish brogue which had mysteriously
appeared during his nineteenth year and he *hated* the English. Due to his
proclivity to belabor the British from his pulpit, complaints to his
superiors were not infrequent. He would blame anything evil or merely
inconvenient on the English people. If there was an act of terrorism, the
responsibility was promptly laid at the feet of the Brits. If there was a
natural disaster, undoubtedly the English government was an accessory to
the fact, if not outrightly culpable. Repeatedly, his superiors called him
on the carpet for his behavior. After a particularly vituperative
anti-British broadside, the Bishop instructed Father Sweeny to come straight
to his office; do not pass GO; do not collect two hundred dollars. Summing
up a humiliating and soul-marking reprimand, the Bishop ended with: "Next
week is Saint Patrick's Day. If you so much as *mention* the British, it's
your last sermon!"

The following Sunday, as Father Sweeny spoke lovingly and eloquently of
Saint Patrick, and he made a reference to the last Passover celebrated by
Christ and His disciples. "Sure, an' you're all familiar with the tale.
You know that Our Lord sat at the table and told his disciples that one
among them would betray Him. As He looked around the table, He stopped at
Peter, the Rock, who said, `Not I, Lord!' He looked at Thomas, who doubted,
and Thomas said, `I could never do such a thing!' Then the Lord looked long
and hard at Judas Iscariot, who said, `Cor, bloimy, Guv'na, you couldn't
main may!'"


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si tu as envie de travailler, assieds-toi et attends que ça passe.
-+- Proverbe corse -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zeitung ist besser als Radio. In das Radio kann man nichts einwickeln.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Allez à Marseille, Marseille vous répondra. Cette ville est une leçon.
L'indifférence coupable des contemporains ne la désarme pas. Attentive
elle écoute la voix du vaste monde, et, forte de son expérience, elle
engage, en notre nom, la conversation avec la terre entière. Une
oriflamme claquant au vent sur l'infini de l'horizon, voilà Marseille.
-+- Albert Londres (1884-1932) -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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JCP : Oui, j'ai cru remarquer que les gens n'étaient pas très
...détendus... sur fr.usenet.forums.evolution
FB : Normal. Il faut être tendu pour violenter ces pauvres mouches.
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Les enfilades sous tension -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Жертвуя собой, человек становится выше бога, ибо как может бог, бесконечный и
всемогущий, пожертвовать собой? В лучшем случае он может принести в жертву своего
единственного сына.
-- С.Моэм


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les riches, c'est fait pour être très riche et les pauvres très pauvres.
-+- Louis de Funès, La Folie des Grandeurs -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kolem se znovu prokýval knihovník s nákladem knih. Další reakce
mágů v okamžiku, kdy se setkali s nezvyklou situací, spočívala v tom, že
prohlédli všechny knihovny, aby zjistili, jestli už se něco podobného
někdy nepřihodilo. To byla podle mínění lorda Vetinariho velmi platná
zbraň v boji o přežití. Znamenalo to totiž, že v čase nebezpečí tiše
prosedíte celý den v budově, jež má velmi silné zdi.
-- T. Pratchett: Poslední hrdina


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oh ! ce las rêve-ci : verrue le liard n'ôte.
J'en rut contre-sidère.. Ibère va-t'en sûr.
Oh ! couds nasse du test, n'opère de rut pur.
En runes tu as tuf, portuaire me note.

Ondine (l'autre, Sir !) bru-épave canote :
Tin, ébène, ris, âme et ici le fémur.
Béton : Gil, caches-y rustre borne, rue, mur..
Ô rumeur en Robert ! Sur Ys eh ! ça clignote.

Brume félicitée, ma sirène bénit
Et on a ce vapeur. Briser tua le nid.
Noé, ton émeri au trop fut sauts en urne.

Rupture d'ère, ponts, études sans duo,
Chorus net avéré, bière, disert nocturne.
Je tondrai le leurré vice-versa l'écho.

-- Rapilly, Robert


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ce serait beau, l'honneteté d'un avocat qui demanderait la
condamnation de son client !
-+- Jules Renard -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Лети с приветом, вернись умным


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hallo Nachrichten-bis-zu-Ende-Glotzer!


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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377. CNN podało, że Chuck Norris wybrał się na wakacje z zamiarem zwiedzenia
Wszechświata. Po dwóch dniach wrócił zniesmaczony stwierdzając, że już
wszystko obejrzał i zaczął się nudzić.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lehká věc je mlčeti, když člověk nic neví.
-- Alois Jirásek


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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S dětmi, s nimiž si rodiče nedělali starosti, často mívají starosti
dějiny.
-- Brudziňski


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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ATTENZIONE! A TUTTO IL PERSONALE:

I licenziamenti continueranno finche' non salira' il morale.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sans l'illusion, où irons-nous ?
-+- Honoré de Balzac -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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@ Właściwości: Zdarzenie
Protokół WMI ADAP nie mógł załadować biblioteki wydajności
perfproc.dll z powodu nieznanego problemu w ramach biblioteki: 0x0.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Es ist offensichtlich, daß das menschliche Gehirn wie ein Computer
funktioniert. Da es keine dummen Computer gibt, gibt es also auch
keine dummen Menschen. Nur ein paar Leute, die unter Windows laufen.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Berlue

J'y adh-
-ère, école de l'adh-
-ésion : « Qui s'aime ? ». Levant
où se lèvent italiens
qui, fachos, habitent en
des lyriques (et non claires)
berlues & conneries.
- Berlusconni :
délire hic et nunc, l'air
qu'y fâche aux habitants,
- ou ce lévite alien
et Sion : « Qui sème le vent,
eh, récolte la D-
-jihad. »
-- Montessuit, Nicolas -Escape-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"UNA DONNA NERA"

Ho visto una donna nera partorire per strada,
nessuno l'aiutava,
nessuno muoveva un dito...
Ho visto una donna nera partorire per strada,
e stava li';
e non si muoveva.
Chiedeva aiuto,
ma nessuno faceva nulla.
Ho dovuto chiamare io l'ambulanza, fosse per loro
l'avrebbero lasciata li' tutta una notte
e magari il giorno dopo
e quell'altro ancora...
Mo' lo devo scrive pure in africano:
<<passo carrabile>>.

-- Corrado Guzzanti, "Il libro de Kipli", da
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/9922/kipli.txt


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wir arbeiten um der Arbeit willen, weil uns das Talent zum Glück
fehlt.
-- Friedrich Sieburg


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for
you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nada é supérfluo na natureza.
-- Averrois


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ni le nombre, ni la mesure, ni le temps,
puisqu'ils ne sont que des auxiliaires de
l'imagination, ne peuvent être infinis,
sans quoi le nombre ne serait plus le nombre,
ni la mesure la mesure, ni le temps le temps.
-+- Spinoza, Lettre XII à Louis Meyer du 20 avril, 1663 -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ultime dalla Societa' Autostrade: "Occorre investire di piu'!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wo du bist und wo ich sei,
Ferneweg und nahebei;
Überall und auch indessen
Werd' ich deiner nicht vergessen;
Dein gedenk' ich, still erfreut,
Selbsten in der Einsamkeit;
Ja, im dicksten Publikum
Schwebt mein Geist um dich herum.
-- Wilhelm Busch


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Moi j'suis plutôt Counter-strike(comme les autres quoi) et on s'en
lasse pas:l'ai quake 3, et le bourrinage, c'est chiant. CS au moins,
y a de la stratégie...
-+- JF in Guide du Petit Joueur : Au moins, DooM est stratégique -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Join the march to save individuality!


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Just remember: wherever you go, __O
there you are _`\<,_
.................................(*)/ (*)
Debian GNU/Linux www.debian.org


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pld
20:31 <@mmazur> leafnode, i to pospieszyć się, bo chciałbym w miarę niedługo
wydać 3.0.0
20:31 <@cieciwa> mmazur, ?? 3.0.0 ??
20:33 <@mmazur> cieciwa, no... firewall-init
20:33 <@cieciwa> mmazur, :)
20:34 <@cieciwa> mmazur, a juz myslalem ze PLD :D
20:34 <@mmazur> cieciwa, lol :)


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le résultat des arguments de Zénon, c'est la démonstration d'une
confusion dans le langage.
-+- Paul Valéry -+-


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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В жизни каждого мужчины наступает период, когда чистые носки проще купить.
-- неизвестный автор


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Большие несчастья не бывают продолжительными, а малые не стоят внимания.
-- Дж.Леббок


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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#pld, Wed Nov 12 23:02:12 CET 2003
22:59:13 <@SkIbIiI> hunter: a ty co bys dokladnie potrzebbowal
22:59:33 <@SkIbIiI> hunter: jesli sprecyzujesz to ci poprawiem to co bedziesz
potrzebowal
22:59:59 <@hunter> SkIbIiI: ja? skrzynkę piwa i 3-4 niezłe laski potrafiąca:
gotować, prać, pakować plecaki, sprzątać, uczyć się :)
23:00:12 <@SkIbIiI> :))


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Особенностью живого ума является то, что ему нужно лишь немного
увидеть и услышать, чтобы он мог потом долго размышлять и многое
понять.
-- Джордано Бруно


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не все, что придумано, достойно быть написанным.
Не все, что написано, достойно быть напечатанным.
Не все, что напечатано, достойно быть прочитанным.
Не все, что прочитано, достойно быть запомненным.
Не все, что запомнено, достойно быть понятым.
Не все, что понято, достойно быть сказанным.
Не все, что сказано, достойно быть сделанным.
-- Н.Векшин, парафраз


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Abk. für Abk. ist Abk.


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle
made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget.
Unsuccessfully.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'arte e' una bugia che ci fa comprendere la verita'.
-- Picasso


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ако според теб дългата брада може да те направи философ, нищо не ти
струва да станеш истински Платон и дългобрад козел.
-- Луцилий


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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nie ma żadnego uzasadnienia pisanie algorytmów skoro można je modelować
wizualnie


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Hundert, Andi:
ziemlich alter Uhrgroßvater


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Fin da piccolo notai che l'alluce produceva un buco sulla punta dei
calzini: cosi', smisi di indossare i calzini.
-- Albert Einstein


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- In questo periodo scopo come un ghiro.
- Si dice scopo come un riccio.
- So quello che dico. In compenso dormo come un gufo.
-- M. Bini


on the jeudi 11 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)