dimanche, mai 07, 2017

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> je tente d'installer mandrake 9 et mon ordi refuse
Voila une machine pleine de bon sens.
-+- PL in GFA : Le bon sens près de chez vous -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Vergleichen mit anderen ist das Ende des Glücks und der Anfang der
Unzufriedenheit.
-- Søren Kierkegaard


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Die glücklichen Sklaven sind die erbittertsten Feinde der Freiheit.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Самый известный полупроводник - Иван Сусанин


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<SomeLamer> what's the difference between chattr and chmod?
<SomeGuru> SomeLamer: man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff -u 1 2 | less
-- Seen on #linux on irc


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"...it is my measured opinion - after thirty-five years of study - that
religion is all bad, without a single good feature. And, of course, that
means I don't go gunning after "certain religious denominations" but send
my gas bombs into the whole kit and kaboodle. It's part of my philosophy
that the world would be a better place for all of us if we managed to get
rid of the mental disease called religion."
[E. Haldeman-Julius]


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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P : Mais... qu'est-ce que tu fous ?!
M : Je soigenmes hémorrhoïdes par les plantes...


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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O homem é o câncer da natureza.

--Millôr Fernandes
Retirado de http://www.uol.com.br/millor


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'ennemi est bête, il croit que l'ennemi c'est nous, alors que c'est
lui.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hâtez-vous lentement.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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>Une RedHat (je ne connais pas les autres distributions) ce configure
>aussi simplement que windows pour un poste client.
Hélas, elle génère un maximum de traffic sur Usenet
-+- TP in guide du linuxien pervers - "Je veux revoir ma SLS ! -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Auch ist es schon mal bei einer Reise durch die Zeit vorgekommen, daß man
zufällig sein eigener Vater oder seine eigene Mutter wird. Sein eigener
Vater oder seine eigene Mutter zu werden, ist kein Problem, mit dem eine
tolerante und gut aufeinander eingespielte Familie nicht fertig würde.
-- Douglas Adams aus Hitchhiker's Guide


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《夜泊牛渚怀古》
作者:李白
牛渚西江夜,青天无片云。
登舟望秋月,空忆谢将军。
余亦能高咏,斯人不可闻。
明朝挂帆去,枫叶落纷纷。


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Szymon - śmierdzący kudłacz, ciągle wisi komuś kasę, trochę zamulający.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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72 fufeurs font un séminaire sur un plateau du Cantal (les 54
habitués plus 18 sympathisants). Un pompier passant par hasard
entend les discussions et conclut à une insolation générale.
-+- JR in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Chauffe, Marcel ! -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женщины относятся к нам, мужчинам, так же, как человечество к своим богам: они нам
поклоняются - и надоедают, постоянно требуя чего-то.
-- О.Уайльд


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<Jayce> j'attaque Windows comme un virus
<Jayce> je le bouffe de l'intérieur puisque je ne peux pas le contrer
<Jayce> je le double
<Jayce> je gagne avec ou sans lui
-- Jayce - A genou ! --


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Consejo 7 de Debian: Puede utilizar el paquete cron-apt para realizar
descargas nocturnas automáticas de las actualizaciones de los paquetes
instalados en el sistema.



on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In breve, il selvaggio e' una persona molto accomodante, pronto a fare
di tutto per assecondare gli antropologi.
-- Bertrand Russel, "Elogio dell'ozio"


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Homem poderoso é o que tem poder sobre si mesmo

--Sêneca


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was war die Vorlage für "A bugs life?"
Antwort: Windows 98!


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Jim, dove posso trovare dieci uomini onesti?
- Cosa? Diogene si sarebbe contentato di trovarne uno.
-- Robert A. Heinlein, "Cittadino della galassia"


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I do not take drugs -- I am drugs.
-- Salvador Dali


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Claiming Java is easier than C++ is like saying that K2 is shorter
than Everest.
-- Larry O'Brien (editor, Software Development)


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Тот совершает грех, кто говорит что любовь может умереть.
-- Саути


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Ты умираешь безвинно" - сказала Сократу жена; он возразил: "А ты бы хотела, чтобы
заслуженно?".
-- Сократ


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Несовместимость - это когда мужчина хочет любви, а женщина счастья.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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О, сколько напряжённых попыток расслабиться!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mais bisbilhoteiro que filho de empregada.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Legge della Superiorita':
Il primo esempio di un principio superiore e' sempre inferiore
all'esempio piu' avanzato di un principio inferiore.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MÉPRISE

P : Mais... tu chies !
M : Nan ! Je me perce un point noir !


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Find God? Why, is God missing?


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Vous aimez l'étymologie ? En voici :
Starlette : Petite star
Tartelette : Petite tarte
Quéquette : Petite bite
-+- Les nuls -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Little Johnny with a grin,
Drank up all of daddy's gin,
Mother said, when he was plastered,
Go to bed, you little ... love-child.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Heiligkeit und Genie entziehen sich der Definition.
-- Heinrich Böll


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ich habe etliche mal bemerkt, daß ich Kopf-Weh bekam, wenn ich mich
lange in einem Hohl-Spiegel betrachtete.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Do I like getting drunk? Depends on who's doing the drinking.
-- Amy Gorin


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered
french toast in the renaissance.
-- Steven Wright, comedian


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Wissenschaftler ist verantwortlich für die Erklärung seines
Wissens, nicht aber dafür, wie dieses Wissen angewendet wird.
-- Edward Teller


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to
explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy."
[David Brooks, "The Necessity of Atheism"]


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it. As he
was hanging there for dear life, he looked up and cried out,
"Is anybody there?"
A deep majestic voice answered,
"Yes my son, I am here. What do you need?"
"Help me!!" cried the man.
"I will help you", said the voice, "Just let go of the branch and
you'll be safe. All you have to do is trust."
The man thought for a moment and cried out:
"Anybody ELSE up there?"


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PRÉHISTOIRE

M : Il y a des milliers d'années, nous, on chassait le mammouth zvec les hommes ! Mais vous, qu'set-ce que vous foutiez ?!
P : On niquait leur femmes, ducon.


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rien n'est plus semblable à l'identique que ce qui est pareil à la même
chose.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La peur de l'ennui est la seule excuse au travail.
-+- Jules Renard -+-


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Der Himmel ist nicht an einem bestimmten Ort. Der Himmel ist überall
dort, wo Harmonie ist.
-- Werner Mitsch


on the dimanche 7 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)