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Win 95 is simplified for the user:

User: What does this configuration thing do?
You: It allows you to modify you settings, for networking,
hardware, protocols, ...
User: Whoa! Layman's terms, please!
You: It changes stuff.
User: That's what I'm looking for! What can it change?
You: This part change IP forwarding. It allows ...
User: Simplify, simplify! What can it do for ME?
You: Nothing, until you understand it.
User: Well it makes me uncomfortable. It looks so technical;
Get rid of it, I want a system *I* can understand.
You: But...
User: Hey, who's system is this anyway?
You: (... rm this, rm that, rm /etc/* ...) "All done."
-- Kevin M. Bealer <kmb203@psu.edu>


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
-- Sydney J. Harris


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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GA: pas assez convivial et surtout ce qui me gene le plus, c'est
GA: que linux c'est trop un systeme de droite.
HS: linux est en train d'etre récuperé politiquement par DL
-+- Hans in Guide du linuxien pervers : "ST serait il un virus ?" -+-


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Едно от двете е неизбежно: или човекът напуска богатството, или
богатството напуска човека. Защо тогава да скърбим за загубата?
-- древноиндийски афоризъм


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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An meine Taschenuhr

Du schlimme Uhr, du gehst mir viel zu schnell;
und doch - dich schauend, sah ich selber hell.
Unschuldig Räderwerk, was schalt ich dich?
Ich geh zu langsam, ach zu langsam - ich.

-- Christian Morgenstern


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Оставайся холоден - таков рецепт самосохранения!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le Cose Che Non Avresti Mai Saputo Senza I Film [8 di 9]:

36. Si riesce sempre a trovare una cesoia per lucchetti e catene,
quando se ne ha bisogno.
37. Qualunque serratura puo' essere aperta da una carta di credito o
da un fermaglio in pochi secondi, a meno che non sia di una porta
di una stanza in fiamme con un bambino intrappolato dentro.
38. Una scarica elettrica potente abbastanza da uccidere un dinosauro
non causa danni permanenti ai bambini di otto anni.
39. Solitamente i telegiornali presentano una storia che ti interessa
personalmente in quel preciso istante.
40. La piscina media di un hotel e' profonda quanto basta per farvi
sopravvivere alla caduta da un qualunque piano.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Laster der Mehrheit nennt man Tugenden.
-- Jean Genet


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Near the Studio Jean Cocteau
On the Rue des Ecoles
lived an old man
with a blind dog
Every evening I would see him
guiding the dog along
the sidewalk, keeping
a firm grip on the leash
so that the dog wouldn't
run into a passerby
Sometimes the dog would stop
and look up at the sky
Once the old man
noticed me watching the dog
and he said, "Oh, yes,
this one knows
when the moon is out,
he can feel it on his face"
-- Barry Gifford


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"To máš to dnešní čarodějnictví," povzdechla si Bábi.
"Spousta šperků, a žádné pořádné flanelové spodky."
-- T. Pratchett: Moře a malé rybky (Divadlo krutosti)


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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fünfundvierzig zweiundsechzig achtundfünfzig

achtundsechzig fünfundfünfzig zweiundvierzig

zweiundfünfzig achtundvierzig fünfundsechzig

-- Sallows, Lee


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Младенец отличный пример правящего меньшинства.
-- неизвестный автор


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Vers brulants et sages proses
Si jamais tu les voulais
Mieux que de ces coques roses
Je puis tirer des poulets.
-- Mallarmé, Stéphane


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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В случае голодовки настоящий программист ещё месяц сможет питаться едой,
выковырянной из-под кнопок клавиатуры.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour le pipo, c'est difficile : d'expérience, la cible exige une
présence humaine sur site, d'où l'usage exclusif d'armes à courte portée
(pointeur à diode, agitation de transparents chamarrés).
-+- AB in GFA : La chasse, avec le pipeau pour appeau -+-


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Stilblüten aus Polizeiberichten und Gerichtsverhandlungen:
Nach Erscheinen des Polizeiwachtmeisters K. wurde Franz B. von diesem
aufgefordert, sein anstößiges Benehmen zu unterlassen, was er mit
den Worten ablehnte, er solle ihn am Arsch lecken. Als das dann
passierte, wurde Franz B. festgenommen. Zeugen liegen bei.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не будь женщин, не было бы и денег, и мужчины были бы племенем героев. В окопах
мы жили без женщин, и было не так уж важно, у кого и где имелась какая-то
собственность. Важно было одно: какой - ты солдат. Я не ратую за прелести
окопной жизни, - просто хочу осветить проблему любви с правильных позиций. Она
пробуждает в мужчине самые худшие инстинкты - страсть к обладанию, к
общественному положению, к заработкам, к покою.
-- Эрих Мария Ремарк


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Handy hint:
A tea bag or two can be a dandy substitute when you're out of tampons.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
-- Lao Tsu


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si j'étais Dieu, je ferais croire que j'existe.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Matka Polka wraca późnym wieczorem do domu, obładowana zakupami. Wchodzi do
klatki schodowej, a tam jakiś zboczeniec rozpościera płaszcz.
- O matko! Jajek zapomniałam kupić!


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Умная рыба идёт на червя сомнения.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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01:20 l'autre jour j'achète un peu de nutella. la caissière me dit:
"c'est 61 francs monsieur", là bien sur j'explose de rire et je
lui propose de tout effacer. eh bien elle ma lancé un regard, j'ai
cru qu'elle allait m'étriper. il sont pas aouare chez leclerc.



on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Personal dishonesty seems to be a necessary basis for religion. That
is understandable. Children are indoctrinated with a code of behavior
that is instinctually impossible to follow. So they regularly violate
the code and to avoid punishment cover up the violations by lying.
For them, lying becomes part of their religion."
[C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"]


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Есть такие женщины. Пришьет тебе вешалку к пальто, а потом будет говорить, что отдала
тебе жизнь.
-- Э.Кроткий


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Беда Москвы в том, что она со всех сторон окружена Россией


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Judex vainc : trafiquez plombage whisky !
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mnozí hledají smysl života se skrytou obavou, že by snad mohl být v práci.
-- M. Růžička


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me
raise my voice.
-- Winkle


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Esame di Analisi I.
Il prof.: "Scriva: seno di epsilon per v di a in d(a)".
Lo studente scrive: "sen(e)v(a)d(a)".
-- Da it.discussioni.leggende.metropolitane


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mais velho que andar em p�.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jedním z nejoblíbenějších zaklínadel té doby byl Loupalův časový
zahušťovač. Vedlejším produktem při jednom z jeho použití bylo vytvoření
rasy obrovských ještěrů, kteří vznikli, vyvinuli se, rozšířili a pak
vyhynuli, to vše během pěti minut, a zanechali po sobě jen v zemi
roztroušené kosti, aby na věky mátly všechny následující generace.
-- T. Pratchett: Magický prazdroj


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Лесть - это позолоченный абордажный крюк, используемый пиратами человеческих
отношений.
-- Виктор Кротов


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die besten Vergrößerungsgläser für die Freuden dieser Welt sind die,
aus denen man trinkt.
-- Joachim Ringelnatz


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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>> vous connaissez quelques ftps pour télécharger des jeux dreamcasts?
> ftp://troll/and/emulation/for/warez/sucks
il marche pas ton ftp
-+- Alex in Guide du Petit Joueur: Il est pas frais mon ftp? -+-


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<BuraMysza> bulba chodz bedziemy elite
<BuraMysza> jako pierwsi poslemy na BQ exploity na Argante
<BuraMysza> i walniemy ze "vendors were NOT informed"
<Bulba> i potem z33d napisze maila ze jest oburzony ze vendora nie
poinformowalismy
<Bulba> jak moglismy


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ahnungen sind Regungen, die Flügel des Geistes höher zu heben.
-- Bettina (eig. Anna Elisabeth) von Arnim, Tagebuch


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Na kuchennym stole leżał długi pakunek, niewielki stosik monet i koperta.
Hurker otworzył kopertę, choć nie była zaadresowana do niego. Wewnątrz znalazł
mniejszą kopertę i liścik.
Liścik brzmiał: "Paczę na ciebie, Albercie Hurker. Odniesiesz paczkę i
kopertę, a gdybyś spróbował zajrzeć do śrotka, czeka cię coś strasznego. Jako
zawodowa dobra wrószka i matka chszesna nie mogę nikogo pszeklinać, ale
pszewiduję, że to coś będzie związane z ugryzieniem przez wściekłego wilka, asz
noga ci zsinieje, zaropieje, a w końcu otpadnie, i nie pytaj mnie nawet skąd
wiem, zresztą i tak nie możesz, bo jestem martwa. Wszystkiego najlepszego,
Dezyderata".
Wziął pakunek z zamkniętymi oczami.

"Wyprawa czarownic" s. 27


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<iostream> rappelle toi je travail chez un centre de pti vieu
<iostream> jte jure quand jleur dit que vient pour poilir leur plancher la moité comprenne po
<iostream> ils passent leur temps a bouffer des cochennerir
<iostream> pis sa sent la merde partout ...
<iostream> la madame m'a quasiment chier dessus l'autre jour.
<iostream> mais le pire dans tout ca c que moi jsuis pogné avec une gang de sans dessins de vieux de déchets qui pu ,,,qui sont bourré de supositoir ...sur leur plancher c'est plein de crottes de nez de jsais po quoi...



on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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NH: Dites donc, ca fait 27 fois que je vois une question dont j'ai donné
la réponse jeudi dernier. Je m'énerve, je m'énerve !
HC: Tu sais pourtant que personne ne lit les posts des autres.
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien utiliser les news -+-


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se o vinho � l�quido, como ele pode ser seco?


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Io non prendo droga -- Io *sono* la droga.
-- Salvador Dali


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Trzy czwarte z miłości
Dwie piąte z rozsądku
Ciut z wyrachowania
Trochę dla porządku
Kapkę dla tradycji
Tyci dla reklamy
Oświadczam wszystkim
Że my się kochamy.


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 01:11:00 (UTC+0200)

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Všechny dobré zásady jsou již napsány. Nyní ještě zbývá je
uskutečnit.
-- Pascal


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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«je copie le fichier rpm dans un répertoire et l'installe, maintenant
je ne sais pas lancer l'appli car elle ne s'est pas mise dans le menu
"Démarrer-Programmes".»
-+- Stéph in Guide du linuxien pervers : "install.exe il est ou?" -+-
Quelqu'un ici a dit qu'il y avait une patch pour fider les bugs
de RedHat5 sur leur page ( www.redhat.com ) mais j'ai ps trouver ou qqun
pourrias me shooter l'adresse svp?
-+- Psionic in Guide du Linuxien pervers, "Tous drogués !!" -+-


on the vendredi 5 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)