mardi, mai 02, 2017

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Les paillotes sont stables, il aurait juste fallu un
firewall digne de ce nom. Encore que certains apprentis
sorciers oublient de remettre en etat /var/log/messages.
-+- Liu in Guide du Linuxien pervers - "Bien protéger sa paillote" -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wo wir sind, herrscht Chaos, aber wir können nicht überall sein.


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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One day on a busy street corner a huge, burly looking man walked up to a police
officer and asks, "Thcuse me offither, can you tell me where thidee-thid, and
thacramento ith?"
The police officer didn't reply at all, but just looked away.
The large man then asked again, but still no reply. After a few more
attempts which the police officer studiously ignored, the frustrated man
walked away. An onlooking pedestrian then walked up to the officer and asked,
"Officer, why didn't you tell that man where thirty-third and Sacramento was?"
The police officer replied,
"Thure, thure, and dit the thit ticked out of me!"


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Computer sind wie Klimaanlagen: Sie hören auf zuverlässig zu arbeiten
sobald Fenster geöffnet werden.


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bloß bei den Tieren kann ich rein rechnen, daß sie je besser gegen
mich sind, je besser ich gegen sie; bei den Menschen nicht, ja oft
umgekehrt.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jaké vlastnosti potřebujete mít, aby se z vás stal dobrý obchodník?
1. Věřte ve svůj výrobek.
2. Věřte sami sobě.
3. Stále zdokonalujte umění správného načasování.
4. Mějte smysl pro humor.
5. Uvědomte si, že zákazník nemusí nutně chtít právě to, o čem
říká, že to chce.
-- McCormack


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Карты, что весь день сражались,
Ночью спят в одной колоде.
Муж с женою после ссоры
Действуют в таком же роде.
-- Ф.фон Логау


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to god, and all the prayers
that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answer at about the same 50% rate.
Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as god 50/50.
Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the
wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your
fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50/50. So just
pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself. And for
those of you that look to the Bible for it's literary qualities and moral
lessons; I got a couple other stories I might like to recommend for you. You
might enjoy The Three Little Pigs. That's a good one. It has a nice happy
ending. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood. Although it does have that one
x-rated part where the Big-Bad-Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I
didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of
moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I liked best: ...and all the
king's horses, and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.
That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no god. None.
Not one. Never was. No god."
[George Carlin]


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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cuvez wons marx : c'est un comble : Karl qui incite à thésauriser !
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Jan 22 00:20:08 <krowa|spi> hej met co ci sie dzieje ?
Jan 22 00:21:57 <met> krowa|spi :: coś mi grdypie w mrzerzy.
Jan 22 00:22:39 <krowa|spi> :O
Jan 22 00:25:46 <met> krowa|spi :: a ty co dziś taki zmimszały?
Jan 22 00:25:59 <krowa|spi> zakarpiam sie w slebodziach
Jan 22 00:27:19 <met> aha... a musisz tak przy tym wierczeć?
Jan 22 00:28:29 <krowa|spi> probowalem wyrakiwac ale pleżetrzyny nie wytrzymuja
Jan 22 00:29:08 *** krowa|spi is now known as krowa|noc
Jan 22 00:29:26 <met> to weź boroglątwę, nie będzie ci przynajmniej ślibko.
Jan 22 00:30:18 <krowa|noc> pomki barajdy napomiano zatwardzę
Jan 22 00:31:29 met idzie do gulbieży.


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Devagar e sempre...... a 2400Bit/s


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Glaube an Gott ist wie das Wagnis des Schwimmens: Man muß sich
dem Element anvertrauen und sehen, ob es trägt.
-- Hans Küng


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Um es im Leben zu etwas zu bringen, muß man früh aufstehen, bis in die
Nacht arbeiten - und Öl finden.
-- Jean-Paul Getty


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vzpomínky otravují přítomnost a ničí budoucnost.
-- Oldřich Nový


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qui vit sans folie n'est pas si sage qu'il croit.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 209 -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le refus des louanges est un désir d'être loué deux fois.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 149 -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Какая разница между пивом и мочой?
- Полчаса


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La domanda scientifica di oggi e': Cosa e' l'elettricita'?

E dove va dopo che ha lasciato il tostapane?
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il est horrible de penser que le cerveau de certains pose un problème.
Il me paraît plus charitable de supposer qu'il n'en ont pas.
-+- JL in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Le neurone de la Cabale -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tel un serpent, le nuage
Avale la lune
Grenouille
-+- Teitoku -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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<Qba^> czy ktos mi moze powiedzec jak sie shella wlancza ????? bo nie wiem
:))))))))


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'Homme nait bon. Ça commence à se dégrader entre six et sept mois.
-+- Georges Perros -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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<zorglub> peut-on récupérer le noyau de la debian sous forme de rpm ?



on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Moja manželka je ruža, cítim to podľa ostňov.
-- Milton


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Marnost nad marnost, nic než marnost...
-- Šalomoun


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Aj krátky čas života je dostatočne dlhý na dobrý a čestný život.
-- Cicero


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il n'y a que les imbéciles qui ne changent pas d'avis, c'est ce que j'ai
toujours dit.
-+- Jacques Chirac, 1988 -+-


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink and derive.

Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
Deriving


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Um Rekursion zu verstehen, muß man entweder einen kennen,
der sie versteht, oder sie schon verstanden haben.
-- M. Freericks


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не стой где попало, попадет еще


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Душа влюбленного живет в чужом теле.
-- Катон


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Bajka o manicure:
Józek zrobił Mani córe...


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Работали как-то три человека, которые что-то строили. Занимались одним и тем же.
Но когда их спросили что они делают, ответы были разные. Один сказал: "Я дроблю
камни", другой сказал: "Я зарабатываю себе на жизнь", третий ответил: "Я строю
храм".
-- Притча


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если мужчины в наше время серьезнее женщин, то лишь потому,
что их одежда темнее.
-- Андре Жид


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quando la strada si fa dura, la durezza si fa strada.
-- rob@modus.sublink.ORG


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh
autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.
-- P. J. O'Rourke


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда получаешь должность, на которой можешь говорить что думаешь,
перестаёшь думать что говоришь.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tezumánci jsou na celém světadíle proslulí jako nejzachmuřenější,
nejpopudlivější a nejpesimističtější národ s největšími sklony
k sebevraždám, s jakým se kdy vůbec můžete setkat. Důvody tohoto jejich
stavu jistě každý brzo pochopí. Tezumánci si totiž už dávno uvědomili,
že věci se neustále zhoršují, a protože měli velmi realistické myšlení,
vyvinuli složitý systém měření času, aby věděli přesně o kolik za den.
-- T. Pratchett: (Faust) Erik


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Then here's to the City of Boston,
The town of the cries and the groans.
Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks,
And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns.
-- Franklin Pierce Adams


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Nikdy jsem nepochopil, co je špatného na tom být zbabělcem,"
prohlásil Mrakoplaš. "Na útěk potřebuješ nervy. Spoustu lidí by bylo zrovna
tak zbabělých jako já, kdyby na to měli dost odvahy."
-- T. Pratchett: Poslední hrdina


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there,
and a lot of bull inbetween.
-- Alfred E. Neuman


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Добро пожаловать в Ад! Здесь ваша копия Windows 98!


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Образование - лучший страж свободы, чем развернутая армия.
-- Э. Эверетт


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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We've just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the
various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night. According
to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and
3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator. The other 95% get up to go home.


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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BOK

Klient: Dlaczego Alcatel ma antenkę z prawej strony, Siemens z lewej, a Nokia w
ogóle nie ma?


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qual � o contr�rio de vol�til?

Vem c�, sobrinho.


on the mardi 2 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)