mercredi, avril 26, 2017

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Целовать девушку в письме - всё равно, что нюхать розу в противогазе.
-- солдаты ВС РФ


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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La souveraine habileté consiste à bien connaître le prix des choses.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 244 -+-


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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CHIPOTEUR

M : Ah, non, hein ! Y a un cheveu dans ma gamelle !!
P : D'habitude, tu ne fais pas autant d'histoires...
M : Oui, mais là, c'est un cheveu gras, et je suis au régime !


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les hommes ne vivraient pas longtemps en société
s'ils n'étaient les dupes les uns des autres.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 87 -+-


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Přátelství ženy k muži je slepá ulička, do které ji vehnalo
zklamání v lásce.
-- Dickens


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Apprendre a mourir ! Et pourquoi donc ?
On y réussit très bien la première fois !
-+- Nicolas de Chamfort -+-


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Sep 30 09:49:15 <fEnIo> większość znajomych opowiada niestworzone historie o
ich dziekanatach, a u nas są panienki uprzejme i w dodatku w wieku tartacznym
Sep 30 09:49:30 <krowica> tartacznym
Sep 30 09:49:34 <krowica> ?:O
Sep 30 09:49:41 <fEnIo> no do rżnięcia się nadają ;P


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Diváci vidí lépe než herci.
-- anglické přísloví


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
[There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]
-- Seneca


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Incubo del daino:
"Stanotte ho sognato di pulire un parabrezza".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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'Course, I haven't weighed in yet. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org>


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Ancora tu,
ma non dovevamo vederci piu'?"

Caro Battisti, studiati la grammatica o i teoremi di De Morgan: la frase
corretta e': "ma non dovevamo non vederci piu'?".
~~~


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ma, nel nostro entusiasmo, non abbiamo potuto resistere ad una radicale
revisione del sistema, in cui tutti i suoi maggiori punti deboli sono
stati esposti, analizzati, e sostituiti con nuovi punti deboli.
-- Bruce Leverett, "L'Allocazione dei Registri nei
Compilatori Ottimizzanti"


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vous aimez nos idées ? Vous souhaitez que le développement de
MultiDeskOS continue ?
N'hésitez pas ! Envoyez-nous des emails de soutien ou mieux,
envoyez-nous votre
soutien sur notre compte bancaire ou via la poste.
-- Jayce - N'oubliez pas l'artiste ! --


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Comer uma ma�� � mais eficiente que tomar caf� para se manter acordado.


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jednej s podřízenými tak, jak chceš, aby nadřízený jednal s tebou.
-- Seneca


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well
everything.
-- Yeats


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Судьба его не била, совесть не мучила... Что за жизнь?
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vi sembra giusto che un orgasmo duri 4 secondi e Domenica In 4 ore?
-- Andrea Tontini <tontini.luca@ntt.it>


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wir leiden alle am Leben.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Hello, Police Department."
"This is Thomas Parrish, 903 Sylvester Court. I've just been sexually
molested by a pervert, right here in my own home. It was horrifying!"
"Just remain calm, sir, and tell me about it."
"Well, the man came in the window wearing a ski mask. I was napping
on the bed, in just my pajamas, and the TV set was on so I didn't hear anything.
Suddenly he had his great big old callused hand over my mouth, holding me down.
I tried to scream... he was pulling my pants off. I was so frightened! He
held a knife to my throat and undressed so quickly. What could I do? I
couldn't stop him. He was huge. A great, hairy, beefy man, more than fifty
pounds heavier than I am, and hung like... Oh! it was terrible. He had an
erection, and he knelt on my shoulders and forced the awful thing down my
throat; forced me to suck it. Yes, officer! There was no escaping this man.
Finally, when I thought I would faint, he got off me and turned me over on
my tummy, forcing my legs apart with his knees, and oh! I'm so embarrassed to
say it, he put that huge thing... It must have been a foot long, and I don't
know how thick... into my... Just a minute."
"What's the matter, mister?"
"Listen, I have to hang up now, he's getting out of the shower."


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Christianity could not content itself with building up its own altar;
it was absolutely forced to undertake the destruction of the heathen altars.
Only from this fanatical intolerance could its apodictic faith take form;
this intolerance is, in fact, its absolute presupposition."
[Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" Vol. 2 Chapter 5]


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand le moment viendra d'aller trouver les morts,
J'aurai vécu sans soins, et mourrai sans remords.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Songe d'un habitant du Mogol (Fables XI.4) -+-


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Дом - это не то место, где ты живешь, а то, где тебя понимают.
-- Христиан Моргенштерн


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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We don't need no indirection We don't need no compilation
We don't need no flow control We don't need no load control
No data typing or declarations No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave the lists alone? Hey! did you leave that source alone?
Chorus: (Chorus)
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no side-effecting We don't need no allocation
We don't need no flow control We don't need no special-nodes
No global variables for execution No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave the args alone? Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus) (Chorus)
-- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Если женщина надела фартук, то у неё уже нет времени быть плохой.
-- болгарская пословица


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Ero solito pensare di essere indeciso, ma adesso non sono piu' cosi'
sicuro."


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Today, Jesus' name is used to divide us, to make us intolerant,
bigoted, hateful. There is nowhere Jesus could be born today
were he would feel comfortable. Jesus is being betrayed by the
people who claim to believe in him."
[F. Forrester Church, Unitarian minister and author of
_God and Other Famous Liberals_, quoted in Life Magazine,
Dec. 1994 "Jesus" issue]


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда афоризмы уходят в народ - афористы выходят в люди.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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It's grad exam time...
COMPUTER SCIENCE
Inside your desk you'll find a listing of the DEC/VMS operating
system in IBM 1710 machine code. Show what changes are necessary to convert
this code into a UNIX Berkeley 7 operating system. Prove that these fixes are
bug free and run correctly. You should gain at least 150% efficiency in the
new system. (You should take no more than 10 minutes on this question.)

MATHEMATICS
If X equals PI times R^2, construct a formula showing how long
it would take a fire ant to drill a hole through a dill pickle, if the
length-girth ratio of the ant to the pickle were 98.17:1.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe the Universe. Give three examples.


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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17:47 Mais bien sur que non ! Demande a Stallman qui a vendu Emacs à 1OO $
pendant pas mal d'années sans fournir les sources sur Internet (qui
était assez débutant a l'époque).
17:49 il a vendu quoi d'Emacs a 100$ ?
17:53 Le service, c'était Emacs sur bande, c'est tout.
17:56 17:53 En prime, t'avais droit à un autocollant "Je bande pour emacs"



on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cosa fa un cammello che lavora tanto?
- Sgobba.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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А я про всё на на Свете забываю


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Come si riconoscono due carabinieri in un negozio di scarpe?
- Si misurano le scatole.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Der Antichrist. Fluch auf das Christenthum.
17.
Wo in irgend welcher Form der Wille zur Macht niedergeht, giebt es
jedes Mal auch einen physiologischen Rückgang, eine décadence. Die
Gottheit der décadence, beschnitten an ihren männlichsten Tugenden und
Trieben, wird nunmehr nothwendig zum Gott der
physiologisch-Zurückgegangenen, der Schwachen. Sie heißen sich selbst
nicht die Schwachen, sie heißen sich "die Guten" ... Man versteht,
ohne daß ein Wink noch Noth thäte, in welchen Augenblicken der
Geschichte erst die dualistische Fiktion eines guten und eines bösen
Gottes möglich wird. Mit demselben Instinkte, mit dem die Unterworfnen
ihren Gott zum "Guten an sich" herunterbringen, streichen sie aus dem
Gotte ihrer Überwinder die guten Eigenschaften aus; sie nehmen Rache
an ihren Herrn, dadurch daß sie deren Gott verteufeln. - Der gute
Gott, ebenso wie der Teufel: Beide Ausgeburten der décadence. - Wie
kann man heute noch der Einfalt christlicher Theologen so viel
nachgeben, um mit ihnen zu dekretiren, die Fortentwicklung des
Gottesbegriffs vom "Gotte Israels", vom Volksgotte zum christlichen
Gotte, zum Inbegriff alles Guten sei ein Fortschritt? ...
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered
by the side of the street. Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned
out of his window to ask an onlooker what was going on. The fellow explained
that a protestor against the U.S. position in South America had doused
himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. "That's terrible," gasped
the man. "But why is everyone still standing around?"
"Well, they're taking up a collection for his wife and kids," the
onlooker explained. "Would you be willing to help?"
"Well, sure," replied the New Yorker. "I suppose I could spare a
gallon or two."


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Глупец тот, кто бросает дело на полдороге и смотрит, разинув рот, со стороны,
что из всего этого выйдет.
-- Шиллер


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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I giornali inventano la meta' di quello che scrivono... se poi ci
aggiungi che non scrivono la meta' di quel che succede, ne consegue
che i giornali non esistono.
-- Quino


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Délire météo-culinaire

J'ai trouvé un arbre, avec un petit creux.
Et je m'y suis niché. Et sous ce beau dais, pleut
tant qu'il puisse! tonne! arrose les haies, pleut
Des hallebardes, moi, je suis recueilli creux.

Cette histoire arrosée, pleine de dits creux
Narre une contrainte, et tant qu'on y est: pleut
Encore des rimes, des mots très niais, pleut
Tous tes alexandrins (oh, midi petit creux!)

Vite, je termine, ou c'est le goulag, le
Camp de travail, pire, sorte de stalag, le
Bureau déménzage, m'emporte. Oh, God! Re-

Prenons nos sens, ivres, chavirés: couscous me
Voilà! la cantine pleine, repaire de Nemrod, re-
Gorgeant de légumes, rôts, pamplemmouss', mets!

-- Acquistapace, Denis


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La conférence sur la constipation sera suivie d'un pot amical.
-+- Ouest-France, 12/08/1995 -+-


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Šaty zdůrazňují osobu.
-- italské přísloví


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Política é a arte de pedir votos aos pobres e fundos aos ricos

--Antônio Ermírio de Moraes


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ženy potřebují umět jen dvě věci, a vařit je jedna z nich.
-- Maurier


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не люблю женщин в дешёвой одежде, и дешёвых женщин в дорогой...
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Geschichte ist eine Schule, in der die Stundenpläne selten
eingehalten werden.
-- Olof Palme


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The King named Oedipus Rex
Who started this fuss about sex
Put the world to great pains
By the spots and the stains
Which he made on his mother's pubex.


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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macho, adj.:
Jogging home from your vasectomy.


on the mercredi 26 avril 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)