samedi, avril 15, 2017

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There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Life is not a cabaret.
It's a fucking circus.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
have handled this?"


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer die Spaghetti nicht ehrt, ist die Pizza nicht wert.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Poluvex> Agusia : jestes kobieta ?
<Agusia> poluvex: moment, niech no sprawdze...
<Agusia> poluvex: tak, jestem kobieta
<Agusia> <Poluvex[#linuxpl]> Agusia : jestes kobieta ?
<Agusia> sorki, ale az musze to kupmlom pokazac :)


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто поросенка украл, у того в ушах верещит.
-- Русская пословица


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Hai la faccia di uno che ha bisogno di sentirsi dire che la lana vergine
si fa con le pecore nubili.
-- Groucho, da "Dylan Dog"


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Grivois, c'est l'avril assez froid.
Verdoie vers là : voilà la voie !
L'avère doigt-vert froissé :
L'avril lassé voit gris.
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book
The Martian Chronicles?' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you
talk about Deimos rising in the East?' I said, `Yes?' He said `No.'
-- So I hit him."
-- attributed to Ray Bradbury


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Graduating seniors, parents and friends...
Let me begin by reassuring you that my remarks today will stand up
to the most stringent requirements of the new appropriateness.
The intra-college sensitivity advisory committee has vetted the
text of even trace amounts of subconscious racism, sexism and classism.
Moreover, a faculty panel of deconstructionists have reconfigured
the rhetorical components within a post-structuralist framework, so as to
expunge any offensive elements of western rationalism and linear logic.
Finally, all references flowing from a white, male, eurocentric
perspective have been eliminated, as have any other ruminations deemed
denigrating to the political consensus of the moment.

Thank you and good luck.
-- Doonesbury, the University Chancellor's graduation speech.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an
Engineer, then you're in Business.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"A scuola ci hanno fatto studiare la Divina Commedia, di Santi Licheri."
-- Sabry (Luciana Littizzetto)


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
-- Nancy Banks Smith


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Accordion, n.:
A bagpipe with pleats.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Drei in einem Büro und einer arbeitet. Was ist das?
Drei Beamte und ein Ventilator.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wer fremde Sprachen nicht kennt, weiß nichts von seiner eigenen.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 237


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Macphersonova teorie entropie:
Vždy je zapotřebí méně energie, aby se určitý předmět vyjmul z místa
uložení, než aby se vrátil zpět na své místo.
-- Murphy


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Рассчитывай на верность своей собаки до последнего момента,
на верность жены - до первого случая.
-- восточное изречение


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Cosa dire quando si e' incazzati
(Ovvero: risposte di classe a domande cretine)

4. Che un essere corpulento si offenda gravemente per il modo in cui si
articola la tua faccia.
5. Che tu possa essere tenuto in ostaggio finche' non sia liberata la
nonna del milite ignoto.
6. Che la ragazza con cui hai un appuntamento alla cieca insista per
tenere il passamontagna.

-- Da http://www.sis.it/~megabyte/likka/ dei
The New Likka Boyz, [2/6]


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Sprechende mag ein Narr sein, Hauptsache der Zuhörer ist weise.
-- Laotse


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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o. Rydzyk: - Przyjeżdżają tu do Torunia ludzie i mówią: "Jakie to
sobie pałace budują księża." A to jest ich dziadostwo - tych ludzi
dziadostwo i mały mózg.
Zacofanie!


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Supercomputer ist eine Maschine, die eine Endlosschleife in nur
2 Sekunden durchläuft.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Słuchaczka: - A ci kolarze co to jadą z pielgrzymką do Hiszpanii,
to powinni jechać przez Gwadelupę, bo będzie im bliżej.
Prowadzący audycję: - Bardzo dziękujemy za ten telefon,
z tym że w Hiszpanii nie ma Gwadelupy, tylko w Meksyku, a to by
było trochę za daleko... ale dziękujemy.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un brin de technique, de temps en temps, me distrait.
J'ose imaginer qu'un jour
À nous deux quelque chose d'utile produirons...
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ultrapréfectoralissimes semis : s'il a rot, ce fer part lu.
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Legge di Bunuel:
Lavorare troppo su qualcosa e' sempre dannoso: anche quando il
risultato e' l'efficienza.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Каждый джентльмен должен женится, и чем позже - тем лучше.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Наша милиция кого попало не ловит: мышей не ловит...
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
-- J.P. Donleavy


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Osude lidí, jak podobáš se větru.
-- Goethe


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les hommes ont été plus malheureux par leur ignorance que par l'abus de
la force, ont eu plus à souffrir des fourbes que des conquérants et ont
plus à craindre les préjugés et le charlatanisme que les entreprises de
la tyrannie.
-+- Marquis de Condorcet (1743-1794) -+-


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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.---.
"BONEHEAD" / \
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on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
-- Darth Vader


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Злоупотребление научным языком превращает в науку слов то, что должно было быть
наукой фактов.
-- Ж.Кондорсе


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Историю цивилизации можно выразить в шести словах: чем больше знаешь, тем больше
можешь.
-- Э.Абу


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Duševní utrpení se snáší lépe než tělesné. Kdyby mi bylo nabídnuto zlé
svědomí nebo bolavý zub, zvolil bych prvé.
-- H. Heine


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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В делах подстегивает не столько удача, сколько надежда на встречу с ней.
-- сэр Генри Тейлор


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Как удивительно похожи, те, кто друг друга бьют по роже.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Všechny knihy zežloutnou, ale kniha přírody má každý rok nové,
nádherné vydání.
-- Hans Christian Andersen


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Ursache, die den Aberglauben hervorbringt, erhält und ernährt, ist
die Furcht.
-- Baruch de Spinoza (Tractatus theologico-politicus)


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Bien malheureux est le prince qui est de tels gens servi,
qui si facilement sont corrompus.
-+- François Rabelais (1494?-1553), Gargantua (chap. 48) -+-


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping that it will eat him last.
-- Sir Winston Churchill, 1954


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Гнев - оружие бессилия.
-- Софи Сегюр


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Heisenbergova relace neurčitosti investic:
Je možno předvídat, jakým směrem se bude vyvíjet situace na trhu, ale
nikdo nemá ani potuchy, jak se bude vyvíjet potom.
-- Murphy


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Американцы страдают излишним весом... в политике.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Everyone was born right-handed. Only the greatest overcome it.


on the samedi 15 avril 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)