vendredi, avril 14, 2017

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Грустно думать, что напрасно
Была нам молодость дана.
-- А. С. Пушкин


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hoodoo> --> porte
Quaigy> Ici Hood ---> []
Z|eb> ---> [ *aie*
-+- : in GPJ : Bien savoir prendre la port*aie* -+-


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Perche' le bionde si divertono tanto?
- Perche' non conoscono niente di meglio.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Presentata a Maranello la nuova Ferrari. Nuovo il motore, nuovo il cambio,
nuova la carrozzeria, nuovo anche il colore. E' una Williams.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fait divers:
Son lave glace devient fou. Il meurt noyé dans sa voiture.
-+- Les nuls -+-


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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If you're going to define a shortcut, then make it the base [sic] darn
shortcut you can.
-- Larry Wall in <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org>


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Every reasonable person knows that there are good people who believe in gods
and good people who don't believe in gods. Like most Atheists, I do not rape,
murder, or steal, I know right from wrong and don't need to follow a set of
superstitious beliefs to live a moral life. The idea that only a religious
person can be a good person is utterly ridiculous. In fact, perhaps it is
the Atheists who are the truly good people; we try to do what is right not
for the selfish reason of fear of some afterlife punishment but because we
know it is the right thing to do."
[Peter Dubral, Highland Park, NJ, from The Greater
Philadelphia Story, Newsletter of The Freethought
Society of Greater Philadelphia]


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free
information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax
tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question,
such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays
a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer
organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Účinná láska k bližnímu, to není kotrmelec se slečnou na kanapi,
ale tomu, kdo zrovna potřebuje, hned pomoct.
-- Hrabal


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Für das Können gibt es nur einen Beweis: das Tun.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ještě jsem se nesetkal s člověkem, který by dokázal vidět své chyby a sám
před sebou se z nich obvinit.
-- Konfucius


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les pommes de terre cuites sont tellement plus faciles a digérer
que les pommes en terre cuite !
-+- Alphonse Allais -+-


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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U Nigeryjczyka błyskają białka spod oczu


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я люблю, когда мужчины ведут себя по-мужски: мужественно и по-детски.
-- Франсуаза Саган


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Polizei hatte einen perfekt getarnten Platz für ihre Radarfalle an
der potentiellen Raserstrecke - aber dennoch ging ihnen heute keiner
ins Netz. Erst später fanden sie einen 10jährigen Jungen etwas weiter
oben am Straßenrand. Der Knirps hatte ein handgemaltes Pappschild
"RADARFALLE VORAUS!!!". Der führte die Polizisten dann die Straße
herunter, wo hinter der Radarfalle sein Bruder mit einem Pappschild
"TIPS" und einem Plastikeimerchen voller Münzen stand.


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Ho visto un torero incornato dal marito di una entraineuse..."
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Es folgt eben gar nicht, dass der Jäger, der das Wild erlegt,
auch zugleich der Koch sein müsse, der es zubereitet. Zufälligerweise
kann ein Koch mit auf die Jagd gehen und gut schießen; er würde aber
einen bösen Fehlschuss tun, wenn er behauptete, um gut zu schießen,
müsse man Koch sein. So kommen mir die Mathematiker vor, die
behaupten, dass man in physischen Dingen nichts sehen, nichts finden
könne, ohne Mathematiker zu sein, da sie doch immer zufrieden sein
könnten, wenn man ihnen in die Küche bringt, das sie mit Formeln
spicken und nach Belieben zurichten können.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1006


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A young New York housewife was shocked by some of the language used by her
daughter. When asked about it, the daughter said she had learned it from
a small girl she played with in the park. The next day, the mother sought
out the little girl as she played in the park. "Are you the little girl
who uses bad words?"
"Who told you?"
"A little bird," answered the mother.
"Well, I like that!" exclaimed the small girl. "And I've been
feeding the little bastards, too!"


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Oh, I could while away the hours,
Smoking herbs and flowers,
Shooting up my veins,
De-dum, De-dum, De-dum
Tell you, I've been a-thinkin'
I could drive a shiny Lincoln,
If I dealt in good cocaine.
-- To If I Only Had A Brain from "The Wizard of Oz"


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tcl long ago fell into the Forth trap, and is now trying desperately to
extricate itself (with some help from Sun's marketing department).
-- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Sono gli uomini che sbagliano o siamo noi donne nel giusto?
-- Syusy Blady


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Au fait, tu sais quel animal a deux neurones ?
un freebsdiste avec un rat sur l'épaule ?
-+- K in GFA : L'animal de compagnie de Beastie -+-


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les nouveautés par rapport à la version 1.2 précédente sont :
* Améliorations de la commande iostat : les statistiques disques devraient
correspondre désormais à la réalité
-+- SG in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Ça, pour une bonne nouvelle, ... !"


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Niemand könnte sich verhaßter und langweiliger machen als einer, der
in allen Sozietäten Menschen nur lobte.
-- Jean Paul


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Una cicogna vola bassa e affaticata con in bocca un vecchietto.
Questi dice: "Ah, cicogna, mi sa che ci siamo persi!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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I mean, well, if it were not for Linux I might be roaming the streets looking
for drugs or prostitutes or something. Hannu and Linus have my highest
admiration (apple polishing mode off).
-- Phil Lewis, plewis@nyx.nyx.net


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dans la vie il faut faire ce que l'on aime. Ce n'est pas une garantie
de réussite, mais au moins, c'est une garantie de non-frustration.
-+- Willy Rozenboum -+-


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alles Jute
Geburtstagswunsch ökologischer Sackbearbeiter


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn ich nur eine Partei in den Himmel kommen könnte, würde ich dort
gar nicht hingehen.
-- Thomas Jefferson


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《送别》
作者:王维
山中相送罢,日暮掩柴扉。
春草年年绿,王孙归不归。


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Q. Why is this so clumsy?
A. The trick is to use Perl's strengths rather than its weaknesses.
-- Larry Wall in <8225@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Oct 17 17:27:46 <BuBi`> 27051 ? DW 0:31 [apache]
Oct 17 17:27:47 <BuBi`> 29727 ? Z 0:01 [apache <defunct>]
Oct 17 17:27:55 <BeerfaN> o ho
Oct 17 17:27:58 <BeerfaN> kolega zombie hoduje
Oct 17 17:27:58 <BuBi`> tych Z jest 8
Oct 17 17:28:03 <BuBi`> no wlasnie
Oct 17 17:28:08 <BuBi`> co z tym fantem zrobic
Oct 17 17:28:10 <BeerfaN> to do egzorcysty


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be
addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally
important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not
expecting everyone else to adapt to one's own preferences. Only then can
we hope to restore the insult to its proper social function of expressing
true distaste.
-- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly
Correct Behavior"


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> > Dodatkowo nie znasz polskiego, wi=EAc nie masz prawa g=B3osu! :)
> >=20
> >=20
> > p.s. u=BFwya=B3em CVS, GTK pewnie te=BF z raz no a dodatkowo mam udokum=
> entowane
> > cz=B3onkostwo w projekcie a386 :)
>
> p.p.s What!?
>
> I can swear at you in Cantonese, too. But what's the point?!
>
My mother language is polish but I also don't understand him ;)))
maybe I don't have some 'bushes' ;)))


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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ПРАВИЛО ЗЕЛЕНОГО БОЛЬШОГО ПАЛЬЦА, ВЫВЕДЕННОЕ БРИТТОМ
Вероятная продолжительность жизни комнатного растения обратно
пропорциональна его цене и прямо пропорциональна его непривлекательному виду.


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Тяжело в учении - легко на излечении


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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O homem que tem uma lingua, eu digo, não e homem, se com sua
língua ele não consegue conquistar o amor de uma
mulher.
-- William Shakespeare


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Kobieta dzwoni z pytaniem, jak ma skonfigurować klienta poczty
internetowej. Po skonfigurowaniu zaczęła się żalić, że dalej jej poczta
się nie sciąga. Kobieta nie była podłączona do internetu.


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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< lanchow> quelqu'un sait comment dans la console on dit au curseur de
clignoter moins vite ? il me fait badtripper la
-- lanchow in "Xlsd" --
#debian-fr


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Oto come doce seco de mocot�.
-- pal�ndromo


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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... Rappelle-toi qu'un Jedi sent le Saratxaga couler en lui.
-+- La Guerre des Étoiles, O. Kenobi -+-


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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G I G
I C I
G I G Un emplacement pour handicapés.
-- Breton, J.C.


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by
going from house to house offering to do odd jobs. He explained this to
a man who answered one door.
"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man.
"Forty dollars."
"Fine" said the man, and gave the student the paint and brushes.
Three hours later the paint-splattered lad knocked on the door again.
"All done!", he says, and collects his money. "By the way," the student says,
"That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Für alles Schöne, was vergeht, bleibt eine Welt von Schönheit, in die
man eingehen kann.
-- Ricarda Huch


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il valore della conversazione media sarebbe enomermemente migliorato da
un uso diffuso di 3 semplici parole: "Non lo so".
-- Andre Maurois


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Et relate leur ce gazage cruel, et ... alerte !
-- Schmitter, Frédéric


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Une fois que vous me connaîtrez bien, on
risque de bien se marrer tous ensemble :-)
-- Jayce - C'est déjà le cas :) --


on the vendredi 14 avril 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)