mercredi, avril 12, 2017

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Когда лепят баб, леди не получаются.
-- Г. Малкин


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'art si gamin ? Ébène béni ! Magistral !
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same
rate as computers and over the same period: how much cheaper and more efficient
would the current models be? If you have not already heard the analogy, the
answer is shattering. Today you would be able to buy a Rolls-Royce for $2.75,
it would do three million miles to the gallon, and it would deliver enough
power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II. And if you were interested in
miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on a pinhead.
-- Christopher Evans


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Where there's a whip there's a way.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Я поцеловал свою первую женщину и выкурил свою первую сигарету в один и тот же
день. С тех пор у меня уже никогда не хватало времени на сигареты.
-- А. Тосканини


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"It does not pay a prophet to be too specific."
[L. Sprague de Camp]


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nur ein isoliertes ZConnect-System ist ein gutes ZConnect-System.
-- Christian 'naddy' Weisgerber


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Und ich habe mich so gefreut!" sagst du vorwurfsvoll, wenn dir eine
Hoffnung zerstört wurde. Du hast dich gefreut - ist das nichts?
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had
been different in the past.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Genderplex, n.:
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon
discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled. At about 5,000 feet,
still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the
same speed as he was going towards the ground. As they passed each other at
3,000 feet, the 'chutist yells, "HEY! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?"
The reply came, fading towards the end, "NO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT COLEMAN STOVES?"


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Вступающие в брак должны глядеть во все глаза до брака и держать их
полузакрытыми после.
-- М.Скюдери


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Řada průmyslových podniků dodnes používá hierarchické organizační
struktury vytvořené před více než sto lety. V těchto strukturách s mnoha
hierarchiemi a složitými vertikálními informačními toky už není možné
zvládnout požadavky na rychlost, pružnost a reakceschopnost. Počítačová
integrace takovýchto "sklerotických" organizačních struktur není rozumným
řešením. (str. 39)
-- Košturiak, Gregor


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Our literature is a substitute for religion, and so is our religion."
[T. S. Eliot, Milton, 1947]


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rozmach podnikání zaplňuje světový trh a uchází se o koupěschopnou
poptávku. Není pak divu, že podniky na otázku "kdo je váš konkurent ve
světě?" nemají úplnou odpověď. Napětí vzrůstá a najít v něm své místo
je stále obtížnější. (str. 102)
-- Jirásek J.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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What is truth? We must adopt a pragmatic definition: it is what is believed
to be the truth. A lie that is put across therefore becomes the truth and
may, therefore, be justified. The difficulty is to keep up lying... it is
simpler to tell the truth and if a sufficient emergency arises, to tell one,
big thumping lie that will then be believed.
-- Ministry of Information, memo on the maintenance of
British civilian morale, 1939


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Comunque, avvertimi quando coltivi il granturco.
- Perche'?
- Perche' e' abbastanza alto da coprire la marijuana...


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'histoire et les besoins de communication dans les domaines des
sciences et techniques (comme d'ailleurs dans le commerce, la
diplomatie...) au niveau mondial, ont contribué à rehausser une
langue au premier plan et qu'il importe donc de connaître : c'est
l'anglo-américain.
-+- Joachim Charles Hitzke -+-


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Дырки в одежде только украшают женщину.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Сильную женщину надо защищать силой.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mais vous changez d'avis comme de chemise ?
Oui, c'est une question de propreté !
-+- Louis-Ferdinand Céline -+-


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Principio di Indeterminazione di Heineken:
Non potrai mai essere sicuro del numero di birre che hai bevuto la
notte scorsa.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ведь любит женщина ушами, не прячь же ушко от него.
-- А. В. Иванов


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Přesahuje-li fluktuace 10 % a absence 3 % ročně (nepočítaje v to
dovolené), nesvádějte to na externí faktory. Příčiny hledejte uvnitř
firmy a hlavně ve způsobu, jak je řízena.
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Интернет - это не только порнография, но и электронные библиотеки!


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Иллюзии упрямая вещь.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Výjimka potvrzuje pravidlo.
EXCEPTIO CONFIRMAT REGULAM.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<evilgirl> ja tak mialem zajebiscie kiedys
<evilgirl> jechalem
<evilgirl> i szukalem mieszkania numer nn
<evilgirl> strzelam: siodme pietro
<evilgirl> nie trafilem
<evilgirl> to wciskam osme i jade
<evilgirl> tam tez nie
<evilgirl> i wtedy ktos nacisnal na dole
<evilgirl> i ja zamykam drzwi, wciskam dziewiate
<evilgirl> a ten skubany jedzie w dol
<evilgirl> no to ja buch, "STOP"
<evilgirl> i staje
<evilgirl> miedzy pietrami
<evilgirl> i za chwile winda robi resume
<evilgirl> i jedzie w dol


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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PRATIQUE

P : Tu emmènerais quoi sur une île déserte ?
M : Un portable...
P : Un portable !?
M : Pour commander les pizzas...


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical
problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sobald ein Mensch den Sinn und Wert des Lebens bezweifelt, ist er
krank.
-- Sigmund Freud


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
-- Milt Barber


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Proč je tak nadmíru důležité uspokojit zákazníka? V zásadě proto, že
prodej firmy v každém období přichází od dvou skupin: nových zákazníků a
stálých zákazníků. Vždycky je těžší přilákat nového zákazníka, než si
běžné zákazníky držet. Ale udržení zákazníka je složitější než přilákání
zákazníka.
-- Kotler


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Анекдот в устах хорошего рассказчика и анекдот в книге - это как бы две
бабочки, одна живая и порхающая, другая засушенная и приколотая булавкой.
-- Отто Верберг


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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У женщин обычно больше тщеславия, чем темперамента, и больше темперамента,
чем добродетели.
-- Вовенарг


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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On doit appeler machine, dans le sens le plus étendu, toute idée sans
penseur.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951), Propos sur la religion -+-


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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An optimist believes we live in the best world possible;
a pessimist fears this is true.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gardedáma je žena, která brání dívce, již provází, dělat věci,
které nemohla za mlada dělat sama, protože ji provázela
gardedáma.
-- XY


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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А що е баба сакала, оно и санувала.
-- българска пословица


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ô BOBO !

Noir, benêt, nu l'été tel un ténébrion,
Noir ou quel bistre vu ou vert si bleu qu'Orion,
Élu à Pau Nevers Ys, revenu à Paule,
Élu aimé jeté, ô poète ! je miaule.

L'Italie vêle bleu. Quel bel éveil a-t-il,
L'innomé dérivant navire de mon Nil ?
Et le cellier tenu à une treille celte,
Et le val au bétel, l'été bu à la velte ?

Ni l'âcre si abrupt et pur baiser câlin,
Ni avares ni âme : demain sera vain.
Semi-auteur, ô mâle ! la morue tu aimes.

La vertu, odeur, cri ! Ah chair crue d'outre val !
L'Avre. Neige. Le lac. À l'élégie, Nerval !
Sème opium, arioso, soir amuï, poèmes !

L'arène. Gérard, rare général.

-- Perry-Salkow, Jacques


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les trous noirs sont les endroits ou Dieu divisa par zéro.


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ainsi qu'en sots auteurs,
Notre siècle est fertile en sots admirateurs.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

[something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"I do not believe the Republicans or the Democrats have the solution to
America's moral and spiritual dilemma. Only a pervasive and national
spiritual awakening can prevent us entering the post-Christian era as
we go simultaneously into the 21st century. I believe America is in
imminent peril. We are rotting from within."
[Jerry Falwell, "Rebuilding America's Walls," 7/6/1997]


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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PEACE

M : La guerre, ça amène la mort, les épidémie, la vermine... la souffrance, la destruction, la peur...
P : ...Et les pacifistes !


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je compte bien continuer MultiDeskOS et foutre
Linux, Windows et Mac a terre. Après plusieurs
années tout de même :-) Les Fakes c'était il y a un an.
-- Jayce - Bonnes résolutions --


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Největším úsilím přátelství není ukázat naše chyby přátelům, ale ukázat
jim jejich chyby.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the mercredi 12 avril 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)