mardi, avril 11, 2017

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Die Menschen, die wir am meisten verwöhnen, sind nicht immer die, die
wir am meisten lieben.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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A salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed.
Imaginary creatures are trapped in birth on celluloid.
-- Genesis, "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

I don't know what it's about. I'm just the drummer. Ask Peter.
-- Phil Collins in 1975, when asked about the message behind
the previous year's Genesis release, "The Lamb Lies Down
on Broadway".


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ce billet doux plié en deux cherche une adresse de fleur.
-+- Jules Renard -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Schlauer Mann + schlaue Frau = Romanze
Schlauer Mann + dumme Frau = Affäre
Dummer Mann + dumme Frau = Schwangerschaft
Dummer Mann + schlaue Frau = Shopping


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up.
-- Raymond Chandler


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Se tutti i mascalzoni avessero le ali, sarebbe sempre nuvolo.
-- Gilberto Govi


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nella bocca chiusa non entrano le mosche.
-- Cervantes, "Don Chisciotte"


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being
true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the
mark of a fake messiah. The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What
are you doing? Think about these once in awhile and watch your answers
change.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Папуас папуасу друг, товарищ и корм


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Trudno jest znaleźć dobrą opiekunkę do dziecka. Ale jeszcze trudniej
jest znaleźć dobre dziecko.

-- mleczko@cnp


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Data, n.:
An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Posílám Ti oka,
oka svého soka.
Ne, že bych se vychloubal,
prostě jsem je vydloubal.
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal: Pozdrav z Františkových Lázní


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Je me plaisais surtout aux mathématiques, à cause de la certitude et de
l'évidence de leurs raisons.
-+- René Descartes, Discours de la méthode -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Celý Řím nebyl postaven za jeden den.
ROMA DIE UNA NON TOTA AEDIFICATA.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Déconner, c'est se vider de la connerie acquise par osmose.
-+- Frédéric Dard -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Oraz czy możesz nam powiedzieć gdzie continuum transfunctioner jest ?
- Oraz ?
- I wtedy będziemy mogli sobie pójść.
- Oraz ?
- Czy mogę zamówić krewetki z ryżem ?


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il faut ne choisir pour épouse que la femme qu'on choisirait pour ami,
si elle était un homme.
-+- Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn von 2 Menschen der eine [ich] zum andern [Cloeter] sagt: wir
verstehen uns nicht: so hat er sich eben verstanden.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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On n'est jamais si heureux ni si malheureux qu'on s'imagine.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 49 -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Not thinking critically, I assumed that the "successful" prayers
were proof that God answers prayer while the failures were proof
that there was something wrong with me."
[Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith"]


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Certo che sono single per scelta. Di un altro, pero'."
-- Silvia Ziche


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will
be pretty bad.
-- Dave Barry


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long
together if ever we had been married?


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Danko.
Nato stanco.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Siediti sulla riva del fiume.
Vedrai passare il cadavere del tuo nemico.
-- Proverbio cinese


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Obnovená přátelství potřebují větší péči než nepřerušená.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is
nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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O portugu�s estava subindo e descendo uma escada de madeira apoiada na
parede. Ele tinha uma fita m�trica na m�o e sempre que ia tentar medir
a escada, a fita ca�a. Ele apoiava a fita na parte de baixo da escada,
subia e a fita saia do lugar.

O brasileiro, vendo o mart�rio do portugu�s ent�o pergunta:

-- �ooh portugu�s! Por que voc� n�o deita essa escada no ch�o. A� voc�
consegue medi-la com mais facilidade!

E o portugu�s:

-- �ooh raios! � que eu n�o quero medir o COMPRIMENTO da
escada e sim a ALTURA!


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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ADOLF PARTOUT

M : On a dit de Saddam Hussein qu'il était le nouvel Hitler, on l'a dit de Pol Pot, on le dit de Milosevic... Putain, y en a combien de Hitler ?! On se fout de ma gueule !
P : Mais non ! Les Hitler, c'est comme les miss France... y en a un nouveau tous les ans...


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La femme coquette est l'agrément des autres et le mal de qui la possède.
-+- Voltaire -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Da nun den Menschen eigentlich nichts interessiert als seine
Meinung, so sieht jedermann, der eine Meinung vorträgt, sich rechts
und links nach Hilfsmitteln um, damit er sich und andere bestärken
möge. Des Wahren bedient man sich, solange es brauchbar ist, aber
leidenschaftlich rhetorisch ergreift man das Falsche, sobald man es
für den Augenblick nutzen, damit, als einem Halbargumente, blenden,
als mit einem Lückenbüßer das Zerstückelte scheinbar vereinigen kann.
Dieses zu erfahren, war mir erst ein Ärgernis, dann betrübte ich mich
darüber, und nun macht es mir Schadenfreude: Ich habe mir das Wort
gegeben, ein solches Verfahren niemals wieder aufzudecken.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 870


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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BENI CULTURALI:
Scalpore per la notizia che i Comuni potranno mettere in vendita i
propri beni per rinpinguare le casse pubbliche.
"Il patrimonio pubblico non puo' per alcun motivo essere ceduto ai
privati", ha commentato Silvio Berlusconi dalla sua nuova residenza sugli
archi superiori del Colosseo.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1998


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Родитель: должность, требующая бесконечного терпения, чтобы её исполнять, и не
требующая никакого терпения, чтобы её получить.
-- Леонард Левинсон


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tutte le decisioni importanti devono essere prese sulla base di
dati insufficienti.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если от чего-то и надо спасать мир, то только от него самого.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Sapete perche' i carabinieri, dopo che hanno spento il computer,
lo mettono in cella?
- Perche' sul monitor c'e' scritto: ARRESTO DEL SISTEMA IN CORSO.
-- Da it.reticiviche.bologna.barzellette


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.D. He was a
pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city
until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian .... To him is
ascribed the sublime confession: Credo quia absurdum est (I believe
because it is absurd). This does not altogether accord with historical
fact, for he merely said:

"And the Son of God died, which is immediately credible because
it is absurd. And buried he rose again, which is certain
because it is impossible."

Thanks to the acuteness of his mind, he saw through the poverty of
philosophical and Gnostic knowledge, and contemptuously rejected it."
[C. G. Jung, in Psychological Types. Tertullian
was one of the founders of the Catholic Church]


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Российские версии популярных игр - ГосДУМ и Вольфович.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Appunto di Grelb:
L'ottanta percento delle persone si considera essere un guidatore
sopra la media.


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour un plaisir, mille douleurs.
-+- François Villon (1431-1463?), Le Testament LXXI -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Tout le monde aime mieux croire que juger.
-+- Sénèque -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand on réfléchit sans préjugé sur les choses humaines on est
émerveillé de voir jusqu'où la superstition peut porter ses excès, et
l'on est incertain si l'on doit plus admirer l'aveuglement des peuples
ou la hardiesse effrontée de ceux qui les trompent.
-+- Paul D'Holbach, De l'imposture sacerdotale -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Cartello in un bar:
"Chi beve per dimenticare e' pregato di pagare prima".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il y a des femmes qui trouvent à se vendre
et qui ne trouveraient pas à se donner !
-+- Nicolas de Chamfort -+-


on the mardi 11 avril 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)