jeudi, avril 06, 2017

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Quod erat demonstrandum.
[Cioe': come volevasi dimostrare.]


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Prościej=gorzej.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il Pentium e' in tecnologia superscaldare.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Žít znamená bojovat.
-- Seneca


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<devnul> mteg: powiem tak wkurzylo mnie twoje zachowanie !
<devnul> mteg: szczegolnie ten smich


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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RENVOI

M : ROÔOOOT !
P : Gros sale !
M : Pas de ma faute... La bière ça fait roter...
P : Avant de roter, faut la boire, la bière !
M : Ce que t'es formaliste !


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il ne faut jamais dire : Fontaine, ...
Dites: Patron, un Muscadet !
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"640 K should be enough for anybody."
-- Bill Gates


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Gegensätze ziehen sich an - z.B. arme Mädchen und reiche Männer.
-- Jayne Mansfield


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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� A Robot � Why a robot? Actually, I heard
from Flump that somebody had
_____ requested a robot and it seemed
_ | 0 0 | _ to me that a robot would be easy
"I'm so |_=| O |=_| to do. After all, a robot has
bored..." |_===_| got little to no curves and
.--' `--. those are the hardest to do in
| . XJ4 . | ASCII (or so I thought). But
| | | | when I started working on it I
| | XXX | | found it pretty hard to make a
|__|_____|__| decent looking robot. I'm
[WW///|\\\WW] certainly not saying this is a
////|\\\\ decent one but hey, it's my
`-------' second attempt at doing ASCII
| | | :-).
| | | klr
|__|__| By the way, the name of the
/ / ^ \ \ robot is Marvin but the really
`--' `--' intelligent readers knew that
already...


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Mann kommt in die Kneipe und bestellt ein Bier.
Als er es bis zur Hälfte getrunken hat, muß er aufs Klo.
Er legt einen Zettel auf das Bierglas, wo steht:
"Ich habe reingespuckt!"
Als er wiederkommt, steht auf dem Zettel: "Ich auch!"


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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0,01 $ la minute ! Ciel mes bijoux !
-+- MZ in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Du coût de Usenet -+-


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Non faccio per vantarmi, ma oggi e' una bellissima giornata.
-- Giuseppe Gioacchino Belli


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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404. Chuck Norris wyruchał wszystkich chłopaków górala.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se tu fai si' che le persone pensino che stiano pensando, esse ti ameranno;
ma se tu fai si' che pensino veramente, ti odieranno.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Několik vrahů se tázavě podívalo na dr. Kruxminora a jejich ruce
sjely k různým částem oděvu. Zavrtěl hlavou. Možná, že jeho opatrnost měla
něco společného s tím, jakým způsobem položil Karotka ruku na jílec svého
meče, ale mohlo to být i tím, že i vrazi mají, koneckonců, jistý morální
kód. Bylo nečestné zabít někoho, za koho jste nedostali zaplaceno.
-- T. Pratchett: Muži ve zbrani


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ich mag die Schwiegermutter meiner Frau lieber als meine eigene.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bimbo: "Papa', perche' Abdou e' nero?"
Papa': "Perche' sulla Terra esistono popoli di vari colori: noi siamo
bianchi, gli africani sono neri, i cinesi sono gialli, gli
indiani d'America sono rossi..."
Bimbo: "E' vero. E i puffi sono blu".
-- Conversazione reale tra Valentino Radaelli ed il
figlio di 3 anni


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hartley's Second Law:
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

My corollary:
The completely psychotic have all the fun.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A modéstia é como a roupa íntima da mulher - existe, mas não deve ser exibida

--Roberto Campos


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Et j'ai sous le coude un t-shirt 'emacs roulaize'
mais bon, ça avance pas vite...
Dans ce cas, une seule solution: "vi roulaize !!!"
-+- Gimn in : Guide du Fmblien Assassin - pull en poil de troll -+-


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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An old electronic designer
Had designs on a minor named Dinah.
He couldn't carry them out
For his prick was too stout,
And too small was the minor's vagina.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Einrichtung unserer Natur ist so weise, daß uns sowohl vergangener
Schmerz, als vergangene Wollust Vergnügen erweckt; da wir nun ferner
eher eine zukünftige Wollust voraussehen als einen zukünftigen
Schmerz, so sehen wir daß wirklich nicht einmal die traurige und
angenehme Empfindung in der Welt gleich verteilt sind, sondern daß
wirklich auf Seiten des Vergnügens ein größeres stattfindet.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Another philosopher suggests that saying prayers is equivalent
to believing that the universe is governed by a Being who changes
his mind if you ask him to."
[Steve Allen, "Steve Allen On the
Bible, Religion and Morality," 1990]


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nepřítel se pokoušel zákeřně střílet na naše letadla, pokojně shazující
bomby na jeho města.
-- K. Čapek


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"It will yet be the proud boast of women that
they never contributed a line to the Bible."
[George W. Foote]


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Tod des Achill scheint mir ein herrlich tragischer Stoff..
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (an Schiller, 23. Dez. 1797)


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Alle müssen arbeiten. Außer Irma. Der gehört die Firma.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L� estava o Manuel assistindo TV, e v� um notici�rio que dizia que um
rapaz matara sua sogra, e s� foi descoberto o caso depois de 25 anos,
porque ele a enterrou no ch�o da sala. O Manuel pensa:

-- Se eu matar aminha sogra e enterrar na sala so serei descoberto
daqui a 25 anos. Ou at� mais! E at� l� eu ja morri, pois tenho 55
anos!

L� foi o Manuel at� a casa de sua querida sogra e PUM! Meteu
bala nela e a levou at� sua casa. Acabado de enterrar a sogra do ch�o
da sala, aparece a pol�cia em sua resid�ncia:

-- Voc� est� preso Manuel.

-- Mas como? Por que, ora pois?

-- Voc� matou sua sogra! Entre no carro!

Na delegacia, o portuga explica tim-tim por tim-tim da
not�cia da TV e s� queria saber porque n�o deu certo com ele.

-- Acontece, portuga, que o cara da TV n�o morava em pr�dio. Ainda
mais no s�timo andar.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ammiro Bill Bradley, grande giocatore e senatore degli Stati Uniti.
Ha trovato le uniche due professioni in cui bisogna lavorare al massimo
un paio d'ore al giorno.
-- Frank Sinatra


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Horší jazyk falešníka nešli kopí protivníka.
-- přísloví


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zwei Knaben saßen auf einer Bank
der eine roch, der andre stank
Da sprach der roch zum stank
"I geh jetzt auf 'ne andre Bank"


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Peu de gens savent être vieux.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 423 -+-


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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En 1911, Rutherford a introduit le plus grand changement dans nos
idées sur la matière depuis le temps de Démocrite.
-+- Sir Arthur Eddington -+-


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zawodnik z numerem siedem to Irlandczyk. Wskazuje na to kolor jego włosów
Andrzej Kopyt (Polsat)


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Aller Unfug ist schwer.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь - битва двух полов. Женщине надо защищаться сперва, мужчине надо
защищаться после, и горе побеждённым!
-- А. Дюма-сын


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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pld-devel-pl
(kolejno: deejay, mkochano, wieszczu, mkochano,
ankry, ciesiel, krzak)
>>>>>>> Prędzej AC zostanie wydane niż mkochano wyśle skrót hasła...
>>>>>> Czy to wyzwanie? ;-P
>>>>> Czysta prawda... ;]
>>>> A więc to oznacza że mam wpływ na datę wydania AC. HA!
>>
>> A moze zrobimy obstawianie zakladow, dlaczego mkochano nie chce
>> podeslac skrotu hasla ?
>>
>> Ja obstawiam, ze podjal jakies zobowiazania odnosnie nierozwijania
>> projektow opensource. Tylko wtedy jego latki, nawet wlaczane przez
>> innych, maja watpliwa wartosc w sensie prawnym.
>
> iii... imho nie ma co szukać filozofii w budowie cepa :) po
> prostu jest uparty jak osioł ze shreka :)
>
i stanowi nasz lokalny folklor, niedlugo bedzie go mozna oglądać
w muzeum.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Нужно усилие для всякого воздержания, но из всех таких усилий самое трудное -
это усилие воздержания языка. Оно же и самое нужное.
-- Л.Н.Толстой


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Przychodzi facet do apteki, pokazuje dłoń i mówi:
- Pięć.
- Co pięć ? - pyta aptekarz.
- Pięć tabletek viagry. Zaprosiłem pięć fajnych lasek na
wieczór.
Następnego dnia ten sam facet przychodzi znowu i pokazuje dwie
dłonie.
- Co? Dziesięć ? - pyta aptekarz.
- Nie, krem do rąk... Nie przyszły.


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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DÉGOÛTANT

P : On parle toujours des chaaseurs qui tuent les canards... Mais on parle jamais des écolos... qui sodomisent le gibier d'eau... Tiens ! Cochon !
Poum !


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Někdo tu hajá,
někdo tu hajá,
někdo tu hajá a já.
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Сопротивляться любви значит снабжать её новым оружием.
-- Жорж Санд


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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В любви опыт теряет значение: будь это не так, любовь исчезла бы вовсе.
-- Анри Ренье


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was aber wird Gott mit denjenigen machen, die nichts von seinem Sohn
gehört haben? Wird er Taube bestrafen, weil sie nichts hören konnten?
-- Denis Diderot


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Une utopie est une réalité en puissance.
-+- Edouard Herriot -+-


on the jeudi 6 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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