mercredi, avril 05, 2017

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> On va peut-être savoir si un FreeBSDiste peut se reproduire avec un
> linuxien.
Ah ! C'est ça HURD ?
-+- fyr in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Linux transgenique" -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Selon la mécanique quantique, il n'est pas possible,
même en principe, d'en avoir assez sur le présent pour proposer
une prédiction complète du futur.
-+- Werner Heisenberg -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Можно стать генералом, так и не став Солдатом.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Viele, die vernünftig sind, müssen sich betrinken. Das Beste im
Leben ist nichts als Rausch.
-- George Gordon Noel Byron


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Přílišná horlivost působí jenom omyly.
-- Moliere


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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--
C'est tellement beau que j'ai du mal à y croire...
-+- LM in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Atteindre le consensus -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Познание начинается с удивления.
-- Аристотель


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le capitalisme, c'est l'exploitation de l'homme par l'homme.
Le communisme, c'est le contraire.
-+- Coluche -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь зла, полюбишь и паскаль...


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Mann betritt eine Apotheke und verlangt nach einem Präparat gegen den
Durchfall. Die Apothekerin verkauft ihm etwas. Als der Mann die Apotheke
verlassen hat, stellt die Apothekerin entsetzt fest, daß sie dem Mann statt
eines Mittels gegen Durchfall ein Beruhigungsmittel verkauft hat.
Am nächsten Tag betritt der Mann wieder die Apotheke. Die Apothekerin
erkennt den Mann sofort und entschuldigt sich ausdrücklich für das
Mißgeschick, welches ihr passiert sei.
"Ach, nicht so schlimm," antwortet der Mann, "ich mach' mir zwar immer noch
in die Hosen, aber es regt mich jetzt nicht mehr auf!"


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Труднее всего поговорить по душам с самим собой.
-- В.Хочинский


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pld
21:13:31 <@psk4-ripe> adasi: pisz do adasi
21:13:53 <@adasi> psk4-ripe az tak mocnej schizofrenii nie mam


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Hei, Prof. Csele... vuole fare una partita a DOOM?"
"No, Ken, sono troppo indaffarato a correggere il tuo esame... oh, ma a
chi importa... 2, certo, giochiamo!"
-- [Un non meglio precisato] Ken


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<kaczorek> Blacky_: wiesz, że każdy twój tekst nadaje się do fortunek ?:)
<Blacky_> niczego nie zmienisz i tak cię lubię


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> > Vous commencez à voir l'intérêt de MultiDeskOS :-) ? (jayce)
> Non. (jjb)
Méchant ! Tu ne comprends pas que plus d'argent pour Jayce, c'est une
vie meilleure pour nous à moyen terme ?
-- Bloozed2000 - Ce qui est bon pour Jayce est bon pour l'Amérique... --


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
18:01 < krystian> shadzik: jak zainstalowalem kernela z grsecurity to
nie moge sie logowac poprzez SSH na roota ani poprzez su - [IN]


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Из двух зол одно вполне может оказаться добром.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Optimismus je, když žena neumyje večer nádobí v naději, že zítra k tomu
bude mít větší chuť.
-- Thomsonová


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Если ты сказал "а", не будь "б".
-- Русская пословица


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Demandez à un crapaud ce que c'est la beauté : il vous répondra que
c'est sa crapaude avec deux gros yeux ronds sortant de sa petite tête.
Interrogez le diable il vous dira que le beau est une paire de cornes,
quatre friffes et une queue.
-+- Voltaire, Dictionnaire philosophique -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jean Claude Camille Francois VanDamme : "Mes autres prénoms sont Camille
et François. J'aime bien Camille, non ? Ça fait "old fashion", tu
trouves pas ? Ça respire le meuble de provence !"
-+- Jean-Claude Vandamme -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Вооружаемся, вооружаемся, вооружаемся до зубов... на полке.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Murfologia Medica [3/3]:
9. Aforisma di Cochrane: prima di fare un esame decidete che cosa
farete se: a) e' positivo; b) e' negativo. Se la risposta e'
la stessa, non fate l'esame.
10. L'abilita' di un medico e' inversamente proporzionale alla sua
disponibilita'.
11. Ci sono due tipi di cerotti: quelli che non si attaccano e quelli
che non vengono piu' via.
12. Un alcolizzato e' uno che beve piu' del suo medico.


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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| On va finir par la lancer, la debSecte :-)
7 ans de malheurs sur celui qui casse un mirroir Debian !
-+- TN in GFA : "Miroir miroir, dis-moi qui est le plus .deb" -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Grave atto vandalico: spento un rogo dove bruciavano i libri di Alberoni.
Gli autori del teppistico spegnimento linciati dalla folla.
-- Egidio Moretti


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like
other people.
-- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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| Non.
Merci pour ces arguments digne d'une larve de moustique écrasé,
voire d'un politicien encore vivant.
-+- TN in GFA : "Je suis chaud, là, je vais tous les fufer !" -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Востанавливаю девственность. Доктор Скотч.


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one
man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half
again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a
creative meeting, and the ratio changes to one quarter as many ...
-- Anthony Chevins


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Женщина верит мужчине ровно на столько, на сколько он верит в себя.
--


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Choisir sa vie, c'est décider à l'avance et
volontairement ce qui vous empêchera de dormir.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Дурак не видит того, что есть; глупец видит то, чего нет.
-- Неизвестный автор


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Once there was a little nerd who loved to read your mail,
And then yank back the i-access times to get hackers off his tail,
And once as he finished reading from the secretary's spool,
He wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend (how uncool!)
And this as delivermail did work and he ran his backfstat,
He heard an awful crackling like rat fritters in hot fat,
And hard errors brought the system down 'fore he could even shout!
And the bio bug'll bring yours down too, ef you don't watch out!
And once they was a little flake who'd prowl through the uulog,
And when he went to his blit that night to play at being god,
The ops all heard him holler, and they to the console dashed,
But when they did a ps -ut they found the system crashed!
Oh, the wizards adb'd the dumps and did the system trace,
And worked on the file system 'til the disk head was hot paste,
But all they ever found was this: "panic: never doubt",
And the bio bug'll crash your box too, ef you don't watch out!
When the day is done and the moon comes out,
And you hear the printer whining and the rk's seems to count,
When the other desks are empty and their terminals glassy grey,
And the load is only 1.6 and you wonder if it'll stay,
You must mind the file protections and not snoop around,
Or the bio bug'll getcha and bring the system down!


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Stilblüten aus Schreiben von Versicherungsnehmern:
Ich habe mir den rechten Arm gebrochen, meine Braut hat sich den Fuß
verstaucht - ich hoffe, Ihnen damit gedient zu haben.


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Mauvaise garde permet au loup de se repaître.
-+- Le Roman de Renart -+-


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Fürtreffliche ist unergründlich, man mag damit anfangen, was
man will.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 365


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Même un gamin de 12 ans pourrait faire un Word ou un Excel sous notre
MultideskOS.
-- Jayce - Scénario de fin du monde --


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say, and therefore this
is a repeat of what I said previously, that which I am unable to offer in
response is based on information available to make no such statement."


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Почему я не вышла замуж? Я не могу спариваться в неволе.
-- Глория Стайнем


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: They forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: What do you call ten blondes in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жизнь - это последний шанс, дарованный нам судьбой, чтобы стать человеком.
-- Борис Крутиер


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State
Univ. by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George
Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his
time) novelist. He is best known today for having written "The Last
Days of Pompeii."

Whenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse,
beginning "It was a dark and stormy night..." he is borrowing from Lord
Bulwer-Lytton. This was the line that opened his novel, "Paul Clifford,"
written in 1830. The full line reveals why it is so bad:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except
at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of
wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene
lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty
flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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FIL ROUGE

P : Un dicton dit : "En avril, ne te découvre pas d'un fil"...
M : C'est atroce ! Tu te rends compte de ces pauvres femmes... obligées de garder leur tampax tout un mois !


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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A base do teto desaba.
-- pal�ndromo


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sismografo:
Speciale apparecchiatura videoacustica atta a registrare i
depistaggi del Sismi e a misurare gli scossoni alla credibilita'
dell'Aereonautica. La sua sensibilita' arriva ai piu' alti gradi
della scala Gelli.
-- Gualtiero Schiaffino, "Satyricon", La Repubblica 22/10/89


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn Seneca sagt, Gott könne nichts lieber sehen als einen
tugendhaften Mann im Widerstande gegen das Unglück, so setzte ich
hinzu: als einen im Genusse einer erlaubten Freude.
-- Jean Paul


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ci sono tre opzioni:
1. E' possibboli.
2. Non e' possibboli.
3. E' impossibboli.
-- Il Notaio, "Pippo Chennedy Show"


on the mercredi 5 avril 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)