mardi, avril 04, 2017

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APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the
future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation
of coding bums.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Buď opatrný, ucházíš-li se o ženu. Ženy jsou diskrétní jen potud, pokud tě
vyslyšely. Když tě odmítnou, velice se potom svou ctností holedbají.
-- Roda-Roda


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Vous aimez nos idées ? Vous souhaitez que le développement de
MultiDeskOS continue ?
N'hésitez pas ! Envoyez-nous des emails de soutien ou mieux,
envoyez-nous votre
soutien sur notre compte bancaire ou via la poste.
-- Jayce - N'oubliez pas l'artiste ! --


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Bin ich zu spät?" ruft die Hausfrau außer Atem und stürzt mit dem
Abfalleimer in der Hand und den Lockenwicklern im Haar zum Müllwagen.
Meint der Müllmann: "Nein, springen sie schnell noch rein!"


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Прямо только ворона летает, да и та на кукан попадает.
-- Русская пословица


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A girl camper once had an affair
With a fellow all covered with hair.
When she gave him his hat
She realized that
She'd been had by Smokey the Bear.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn man jemandem alles verziehen hat, ist man mit ihm fertig.
-- Sigmund Freud


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Стремясь сделать мир достойным себя, помни, что это невозможно.
-- А.Подводный


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Годы! Начал отращивать... лысину.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> > J'ai configur? KDE sur ma deuxi?me machine
> > mais n'ai pas encore r?ussi ? y mettre mon
> > PASCAL car lorsque je vais dans /mnt/cdrom,
> > il n'indique aucun fichier alors que mon pascal est
> > dessus et en fichier .zip ou .tar.
>
> mount /mnt/cdrom en tant que root ?

Il est vrai que je n'ai pas utilis? la commande mount.
Toutefois, je ne sais pas ou il faut la tapper.

-- Jayce - dtc? --


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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On met des croix au-dessus des lits parce que Jésus a été crucifié.
T'imagines s'il avait été noyé ?
Tu nous vois avec un bocal au-dessus du lit ?
-+- Coluche -+-


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lezlo dítě do hradu
přes prkennou ohradu.
Když ohradu přelezlo,
spadl mu most na hlavu.
Žádná škoda - beztak byl padací.
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Вводи улучшения без похвальбы и без поношения предшественников и прежних
порядков; но возьми себе за правило не только следовать достойным
примерам, а и самому создавать их.
-- Ф. Ф.Бэкон


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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[Politiker] Ja, wir bezahlen ja die Leute dafür, daß sie sich
Gedanken machen, sonst könnten wir uns ja selber welche machen.
-- Dieter Hildebrand


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Všetko svoje nosím so sebou.
-- Bias


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
-- Frank Zappa


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce.
-- J. K. Galbraith


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Moderní společnost se stala "společností organizací". Jedinci, kteří
odpovídají tomu, co političtí a sociální teoretikové stále ještě pokládají
za standard, se stali zanedbatelnou menšinou: totiž jedinci, kteří stojí
ve společnosti přímo a na vlastních nohou, mezi nimiž a suverénní vládou
není žádná zprostředkující instituce, jejímiž by byli členy a zaměstnanci.
(str. 72)
-- Drucker


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!
-- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland"


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Attento a quello che desideri, potresti ottenerlo.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Než se získá úspěch, je třeba "získat lidi". Mnoho se musí věnovat chození
mezi lidmi, vysvětlování, vyslechnutí připomínek, přesvědčování,
povzbuzování. Podnik potřebuje opratě i ostruhy. Každý na to není. Jsou
lidé, jimž rychlost a nápaditost prostě nesedí. Nestačí na tempo,
nezvládnou změnu. Nechtějí se tolik namáhat. Dobrá, pak nejsou vhodní pro
náš podnik. Beze zloby se rozejdeme. (str. 118)
-- Jirásek J.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eu não perdi a cabeça. Eu fiz backup, em algum lugar.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pastille : Centre d'attraction inévitable du sujet, pour une photo de
débutant. Le centre est centré par définition, et n'obéit pas à la règle
des tiers. Se salue d'un vigoureux "Plein la pastille !".
-+- glossaire fr.rec.photo -+-


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Только мужчина, уважающий женщину, может расстаться с ней, не унижая её.
-- С. Моэм


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ezio: "I legamenti crociati?".
Enzo: "Sono quelli che si rompono nelle guerre puniche...".
-- Ezio Greggio ed Enzo Iacchetti, "Striscia la Notizia"


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ináč vonia seno koňom ako zaľúbeným.
-- Lec


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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W tych temperaturach...
+30°C
Polacy śpią bez żadnego nakrycia. Amerykanie zakładają swetry. Mieszkańcy
Miami włączają ogrzewanie.
+10°C
Amerykanie trzęsą się z zimna. Włoskie samochody nie chcą zapalić. Możesz
zobaczyć swój oddech.
0°C
Woda zamarza. Rosjanie idą popływać. Francuskie samochody nie chcą zapalić.
-15°C
Twój kot chce spać z tobą pod jedną kołdrą. Politycy zaczynają rozmawiać
o bezdomnych. Niemieckie samochody nie chcą zapalić. Marzymy o wyprawie
na południe.
-30°C
Rosjanie zakładają podkoszulki. Potrzebujesz kabli rozruchowych, żeby
samochód zaczął funkcjonować. Twój kot chce spać w twojej piżamie.
-40°C
Politycy zaczynają coś robić z bezdomnymi. Możemy ze swojego oddechu budować
domki igloo. Japońskie samochody nie chcą zapalić. Chcemy wyruszyć na
południe.
-50°C
Za zimno, żeby myśleć. Potrzebujesz kabli rozruchowych, żeby kierowca zaczął
funkcjonować. Rosjanie zamykają okno w łazience.
-60°C
Niedźwiedzie polarne ruszają na południe. Prawnicy wkładają ręce do swoich
własnych kieszeni.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Que le symbole des ingrats
Ce n'est point le Serpent, c'est l'Homme.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Homme et la Couleuvre (Fables X.1) -+-


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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AMOURS

P : Tu as déjà eu des relations sexuelles normales ?
M : C'est à dire ?
P : Avec une femelle de ton espèce ?
M : Empaillée, ça compte ?


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Druhdy oznamuje se narození způsobem žertovným na kartonu formátu
visitkového: Dovoluji si oznámiti, že jsem se narodil. Matinka a já jsme
zdrávi. Zdeněček Novotný.
-- Dr. Jiří Guth, "Společenský katechismus"


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fáilte duit, a Mhuire mhór,
A Mhaighdean shíoraí,
Ár ndídean chóir.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es wurde mal ein Rechner mit dem Zettel 'DEFEKT' zur Wartung
geschickt. Die testeten den Rechner auf Herz und Nieren, ohne etwas zu
finden. Eine Rückfrage beim DAU ergab: "Ja, immer wenn man auf den
Knopf mit der Aufschrift 'reset' drückt, stürzt der Rechner ab."


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Muži jsou jako psi: ti, co nejsou uvázáni na vodítku, bývají
často nejvěrnější.
-- XY


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Todas as generaliza��es s�o falsas, inclusive esta.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wait! You have not been prepared!
-- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as
a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by
a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned
men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer
but as a fighter.
In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage
which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge
to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific
was his fight against the Jewish poison.
Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more
profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to
shed his blood upon the Cross.
As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have
the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice...
And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting
rightly, it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have
also a duty to my own people. And when I look on my people I see them work
and work and toil and labor, and at the end of the week they have only
for their wages wretchedness and misery.
When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues
and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian,
but a very devil, if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our
Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom today this poor
people are plundered and exposed."
[Adolf Hitler, speech on April 12, 1922, published in
"My New Order", quoted in Freethought Today April 1990]


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Ai bambini buoni, la dolce Euchessina.
- E a quelli cattivi?
- Che spingano!
-- Anonimo


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tutti sanno la storia di quel padre che, bastonando il figlio, gli
diceva: "Figlio mio, credimi, fa piu' male a me che a te". Al che il
figlio rispose: "Allora, papa', perche' non lasci che ti bastoni io?".
-- Bertrand Russel, "Elogio dell'ozio"


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wahrheitsliebe ist die seltenste aller amourösen Bindungen.
-- Alfred Polgar


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《书边事》
作者:张乔
调角断清秋,征人倚戌楼。
春风对青冢,白日落梁州。
大漠无兵阻,穷边有客游。
蕃情似此水,长愿向南流。


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #177:

sticktion


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his
doctor about it. The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man
that the only thing for his headaches was castration. After a few more
months, the headaches became so intense that the man agreed to the operation.
Naturally enough, the ruination of his sex life depressed him tremendously,
and he decided to purchase a new wardrobe to make himself feel better.
He enters a men's clothing store and a salesman wanders over, looks him
up and down, and says, "Well, let's start with shirts... 15 neck, 34 sleeve."
The guy is amazed. "How'd you know?"
"Well, I've been here nearly 30 years, and I can tell sizes within
a quarter inch on every piece of clothing." The salesman's claim is borne
out. Slacks, 34 waist, 32 inseam; jacket: 42 long. And so on and so forth.
When the man has been completely outfitted he decides that he'd better buy
some new underwear.
The salesman looks at him and says, "Okay, that'll be a 34."
"No, that's wrong," says the man. "I've always worn a 32." The
salesman insists, pointing out his accuracy so far. The man argues, agreeing
that while he's been right so far, he has always worn a 32 in shorts.
Finally in exasperation, the salesman says, "Listen, I tell you,
you *have* to wear a 34. Otherwise, you'll get these *awful* headaches."


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'interpelle un ami au sujet d'une radio qu'il m'a suggéré d'écouter, mais sur laquelle je retrouve, comme ailleurs, une musique je j'apprécie peu :
Eh ! comparativement, ne m'évita rap moche...
-- Schmitter, Frédéric


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Cylord> Would it be acceptable to debian policy if we inserted a crontab
by default into potato that emailed bill.gates@microsoft.com
every morning with an email that read, "Don't worry, linux is a
fad..."


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Aus Murphy's Gesetze:
Alles was man ändern kann, wird so lange verändert, bis es zu spät ist
um noch etwas ändern zu können.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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P O E T E
O R N E D
E N E P E
T E P A R
E D E R S Etranges lauriers (poète orné de népète, paré d'ers)
-- Breton, J.C.


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Donc rien ne dit que le pauvre barbu pourra continuer longtemps à
défendre l'universalité de son serveur face à la pression
netscapoftisante des cybaire-marketoïdes.
-+- CP in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Pensées Cabalistiques -+-


on the mardi 4 avril 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)