jeudi, mars 30, 2017

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Žena by se stala bezpředmětným tvorem, kdyby byla muži povolná hned při
první příležitosti.
-- Bednář


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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23:54:45 <Kalkosssd> WYSEK
23:54:52 <Kalkosssd> nn vi capisco
23:54:59 <Kalkosssd> ma che lingua č?
23:55:02 <Kalkosssd> č un codice?
23:55:06 <wysek> Kalkosssd: la kuestena palma.
23:55:20 <wysek> naogladalem sie kilerow dwoch :P
[...]
00:01:53 <wysek> jack_: o kuurde,
00:02:04 <wysek> jack_: ja z tymi kilerami to pomylilem jezyki, tam byl
hiszpanski ;))))) rotfl.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

01:10 <@mrufkojad> Mini Tower i wyznania hdd samotnika.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Armies of Bible scholars and theologians have for centuries
found respected employment devising artful explanations of
the Bible often not really meaning what it says."
[J. S. Bullion, Jr., U.S. freethinker, writer]


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si dieux avait créer l'Homme avec de la toile "emerit" au creux
des mains, il y aurait moins de branleurs.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
-- George Bernard Shaw


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se il vostro idolo e' Dali', non fate gli architetti comunali.
-- Daniele Luttazzi, "C.R.A.M.P.O."


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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If you had just a minute to breathe,
And they granted you one final wish,
Would you ask for something
Like another chance?
-- Traffic, "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Hai vissuto qui per tutta la tua vita?
- Si', due volte.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il y a deux sortes de femmes : celles qui sont jeunes et jolies, et
celles qui me trouvent bien.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tu che togli i pedoni dal mondo, abbi pieta' di noi.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Прошла зима, настало лето, -
Спасибо партии за это!
-- Неизвестный автор


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я тебе покажу, где раком зимуют


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The hell I won't talk that way! Peter, an eternity here without her is not
an eternity of bliss; it is an eternity of boredom and loneliness and grief.
You think this damned gaudy halo means anything to me when I know--yes,
you've convinced me!--that my beloved is burning in the Pit? I didn't ask
much. Just to be allowed to live with her. I was willing to wash dishes
forever if only I could see her smile, hear her voice, touch her hand! She's
been shipped on a technicality and you know it! Snobbish, bad-tempered angels
get to live here without ever doing one lick to deserve it. But my Marga,
who is a real angel if one ever lived, gets turned down and sent to Hell to
everlasting torture on a childish twist in the rules. You can tell the Father
and His sweet-talking Son and that sneaky Ghost that they can take their
gaudy Holy City and shove it! If Margrethe has to be in Hell, that's where
I want to be!"
[Robert Heinlein, Alexander Hergensheimer
in "Job: A Comedy of Justice"]


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Jdi do boje vesele, neboť mrtví, kteří se neusmívají, jsou oškliví.
-- London


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn es ein Geheimnis des Erfolges gibt, so ist es das: Den Standpunkt
des anderen verstehen und die Dinge mit seinen Augen zu betrachten.
-- Henry Ford


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

23:58 <@yacc> Maria konopnicka - mircowe A..B...C... - nowele wybrane


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ничто так не компрометирует, как отсутствие встречного компромата!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Závistník působí sám sobě žal a je tak sám sobě nepřítelem.
-- Demokritos


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Leben bei dem nicht von Zeit zu Zeit alles auf dem Spiel steht,
ist nichts wert.
-- Luise Rinser


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Un abitante di Bolzano alto 1 metro e 50 che ALTOatesino e'???
-- Paolo Bazzurro <mil23@sdb.it>


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tu vas brancher quoi sur ta connection RNIS ? ton réfrigérateur ?
C'est quoi les petites boîtes noires avec des pattes qu'on trouve
dans toutes les machines qui communiquent ? des drosophiles ?
-+- MH in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son frigo -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Куда черт не поспеет, туда бабу пошлет.
-- Белорусская пословица


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour être le meilleur, il suffit parfois que les autres soient moins
bons.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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То, что ты не потерял, ты имеешь. Ты не потерял рога. Значит, ты имеешь рога.
-- Протагор


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'enfance : "J'ai eu une très belle enfance malgré tout... j'ai été
élevé du côté campagne, en dehors de Bruxelles. Et j'ai toujours grandi
parmi les chiens. Les animaux ne parlent pas trop. Ils "parlent" avec du
feeling, mais ils n'ont pas de langage pour nos trouilles à nous. Là
j'ai un chien en ce moment à côté de moi. Je le caresse." .
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<skilla> mac_ au fait ,comment je pourait fair marcher un hp 710c sous linux ?
<mac_> skilla y a quoi comme processeur sur cette bete ?
<skilla> mac_ hp 710 C c une imprimante ;



on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chez elle* un beau désordre est un effet de l'art.
* L'ode
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nous ne cesserons pas notre exploration. Et le terme de notre quête sera
d'arriver là d'où nous étions partis et de savoir le lieu pour la
première fois.
-+- Thomas Stearns Eliot -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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L'existence d'un homme comme moi réside précisément dans ce qu'il pense
et dans la manière dont il pense, et non dans ce qu'il fait ou ce qu'il
endure.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"
-- W. C. Fields


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il faut contraindre les hommes à être libres.
-+- Jacques Toubon -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dei turisti raccolgono un bambino di nove anni tutto bagnato, sporco ed
infreddolito che sta camminando lungo una strada di notte.
"Cosa ti e' successo?", gli chiedono.
"Tutte le sere mio padre mi porta al lago con la macchina e, dopo avermi
portato nel bel mezzo con la barca, mi butta dentro. Io devo nuotare
fino a riva e poi camminare fino a casa".
"Deve essere molto dura per un bambino come te!".
"No", risponde lui, "l'unica cosa difficile e' uscire dal sacco".
-- Da http://www.e-link.ch/jack/jokes-i/jokes-i.sht


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les dénominations assurées effacent la vision première.
-+- André Dhôtel (1900-1991), Rhétorique fabuleuse (Cahiers du Sud) -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Как вы знаете, человек сотворен из глины. Что же удивительного в том,
что со временем начинает сыпаться песок?
-- Крайнов-Рытов


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hledám člověka.
-- Diogenes


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Jaka jest definicja delikatnej miłości?
- Dwóch gejów z hemoroidami.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.
-- H. L. Mencken


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Никто не прав, когда увидит он
Игривую улыбку у святого...
Обманчив восприятия закон...
-- Феано


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'air : "L'air est fait d'oxygène CO2"
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When you're lying on the bed,
And the thought is in your head,
But the feeling is way down between your legs,
Take your problem in your hand,
And beat it to the band,
And try your best to keep it off the walls.

Don't let your lover tell you,
Don't let anybody sell you,
That the joy of masturbation is a crime.
For I've rid myself of fears,
(I've been doing it for years)
And now I have an erection all the time.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Od půl jedné do čtvrt na tři
radili se psychiatři.
Kdybych plakal jako malé nemluvně,
mávli by nade mnou rukou omluvně.
Kdybych byl somnambul,
navštívil bych Istanbul.
Ale že se směju od ucha k uchu,
tak prý mám duševní poruchu.
Ejchuchu!
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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cad, n.:
A man who doesn't tell his wife
that he's sterile until she's pregnant.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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O jovem só pode ser levado a sério quando fica velho

--Nelson Rodrigues


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда всё остывает, мы начинаем есть... друг друга.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)