mercredi, mars 29, 2017

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Dec 01 23:18:01 <nakus> jak pisze "kdm" , to mi monitor pare razy mruga i nic
Dec 01 23:18:26 <leeloo> nakus: spalila Ci sie karta graficzna


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Целомудрие - авторитет неискушенности.
-- А.Круглов


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чужая жена - всегда в экспортном исполнении.
-- Г. Малкин


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il faut bien mentir quelquefois quand on est évêque.
-+- Jean-Jacques Rousseau -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<elmo> Joy: thanks, joy
<doogie> elmo: that's redundant, elmo
<elmo> doogie: go play in traffic
<doogie> ah, the elmo we know and love


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was Du heute kannst besorgen, das kannst Du Dir auch morgen borgen.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Човешкото око шепа пръст го напълва, нищо друго.
-- българска пословица


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a young man from Glengozzle
Who found a remarkable fossil.
He knew by the bend
And the wart on the end,
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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There's always been Tower of Babel sort of bickering inside Unix, but
this is the most extreme form ever. This means at least several years
of confusion.
-- Bill Gates, founder and chairman of Microsoft,
about the Open Systems Foundation


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der ist kein freier Mensch, der sich nicht auch einmal dem Nichtstun
hingeben kann.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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À VÉRIFIER

M : Je te jure sur la vie de ma mère ! Les anthropophages mangeaient toujours un diabétique au dessert ! Siiii !


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ho scoperto qualcosa che fa il lavoro di dieci uomini. Dieci donne!
-- Tony Randall


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
-- Errore generato dal sistema operativo RSTS per i DEC PDP-11


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The way to make money is to start your own religion."
[L. Ron Hubbard, 1954]


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ничто не обходится нам так дешево и не ценится так дорого, как
вежливость.
-- Сервантес


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MISÈRE

M : J'ai vécu chez une exciseuse... C'était horrible... horrible ! Je ne mangeais pas à ma faim tous les jours...
P : Ouerk !


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PLAY THE GAME:
Milano. Il lotto era truccato. I bambini usati nelle estrazioni
venivano addestrati a toccare e riconoscere le palle lisce da quelle ruvide.
Sembrerebbe pornografia pedofila; in realta' era una truffa che fruttava
vincite miliardarie a coloro che gestivano le estrazioni dei numeri sulla
ruota del capoluogo lombardo. E mentre le indagini si stanno allargando a
tutta la penisola, gli italiani, piuttosto che prendersi una pausa per
riflettere su come siano stati presi in giro, hanno rilanciato, andando in
ricevitoria per giocare i numeri che secondo la smorfia corrispondono a
"truffa", "Milano", "bambino", al numero di persone arrestate, eccetera.
Come e' mai possibile che ogni cosa esistente al mondo sia mappabile su
soli 90 numeri? Voi che siete esperti...: stanotte ho sognato una beuta
di metilpropano liquido con dentro un ombrellino da drink e con disegnato
sul vetro uno dei personaggi dei biccheri della Nutella: posso farci un ambo?
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bez chyb se nikdo nenarodí.
SINE VITIIS NEMO NASCITUR.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer sich nicht achtet, ehrt die Frauen nicht;
Wer nicht die Frauen ehrt, kennt er die Liebe?
-- Leopold Schefer (Laienbrevier)


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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7/5 das pessoas não entende frações.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Genie, das nachgeahmt wird, hat ebendeswegen viele Fehler: denn
sonst schreckt' es ab. (Ramler, Goethe jetzt und sonst)
-- Jean Paul (eig. Johann Paul Friedrich Richter)


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conservare la misura, rispettare il limite e seguire la natura.
-- Lucano, II, 381-382


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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FACHOS
M : Hi ! Hi ! Le PSG vire ses supporters nazis du parc des princes !
P : C'est honteux ! On n'a pas le droit de mettre les gens dehors en plein hiver ! Qu'est-ce qu'ils vont devenir, ces pauvres nazis ?
M : Des sans-ratonnade fixe.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Religious Philosophy is an oxymoron-
a philosopher of religion is ONLY a moron"
[Kamian]


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Der Glaube, das, was man wünscht, zu erreichen, ist immer lustvoll.
-- Aristoteles, 384-322 v. Chr.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die alten Zähne wurden schlecht, und man begann, sie auszureißen, die
neuen kamen grade recht, um mit ihnen ins Gras zu beißen.
-- Heinz Erhardt


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nunca ousei ser um radical na juventude, por medo de me
tornar um conservador depois de velho.
-- Robert Frost


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le travail est l'opium du peuple et je ne veux pas mourir drogué.
-+- Boris Vian -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jsou-li mí přátelé jednoocí, dívám se na ně z profilu.
-- Joubert


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O K
K O D'accord. Butez-le.
-- Breton, J.C.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es liegt in der Natur, vernüftig zu denken und unlogisch zu handeln.
-- Anatole France


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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On ne peut rien fonder sur l'opinion : il faut d'abord la détruire.
-+- Gaston Bachelard ; La formation de l'esprit scientifique


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Придет время и соберут разбросанные камни, но никогда не собрать
разбросанных денег.
-- В.А.Жиляков


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Власть - это плащ, который мы находим слишком широким на чужих плечах
и слишком тесным на своих.
-- Поль Декурсель


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nulla basta a colui per il quale cio' che basta e' poco.
-- Epicuro


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In questa stanza, due persone su una sono schizofreniche.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dieu sait, par exemple, ce que coûte au reste du monde le maigre cheptel
bigot entretenu à grand frais par une littérature spéciale, répandue à
des millions d'exemplaires sur toute la surface du globe, et dont on
voudra bien reconnaître qu'elle est faite pour décourager les incroyants
de bonne volonté.
-+- Bernanos, Georges -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Traube und einem Elefanten?
A: Eine Traube ist violett.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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If God doesn't destroy San Francisco, He should apologize to Sodom and
Gomorrah.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dívá-li se některá žena často do zrcadla, nemusí to být
ješitnost, ale statečnost.
-- Twain


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'intelligence est la capacité de résoudre... des problèmes nouveaux.
-+- Edouard Claparède, L'éducation fonctionnelle -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Dove le donne hanno i peli piu' ispidi?
- In Africa.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Menschheit muß dem Krieg ein Ende setzen oder der Krieg setzt der
Menschheit ein Ende.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"И хочется и колется," - сказал зоофил, поглядывая на ежика.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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We must believe that it is the darkest before the dawn of a beautiful
new world. We will see it when we believe it.
-- Saul Alinsky


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)