lundi, mars 27, 2017

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I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Republic of Poland <--> A foul crippled nob
-- anagrama


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie fängt man einen Löwen in der Wüste?
4. mathematische Methode: Die Projektionsmethode

Ohne Einschränkung der Allgemeinheit nehmen wir an, daß die Wüste eine
Ebene ist. Wir projizieren sie auf ein Gerade durch den Käfig, und die
Gerade auf einen Punkt im Käfig. Damit gelangt der Löwe in den Käfig.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Příčina, proč pro většinu žen přátelství tak málo znamená
záleží v tom, že tak fádně chutná tomu, kdo okusil lásku.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Picard: Siamo qui fuori per esplorare, prendere contatto con altre forme
di vita, stabilire relazioni pacifiche ma non interferire, ed
assolutamente non distruggere. E ancora osservo cio' che abbiamo
appena fatto.
Troi: Tutto quello che lei ha fatto era consistente con la procedura
stabilita dalla Flotta Stellare.
Picard: Numero Uno, a lei la plancia.
-- "Galaxy's Child" (TNG), data astrale 44614.6


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<updek> mam pytanie jak skasowac jakiegos usera????????
<Blacky_> updek: karabinem maszynowym
<updek> hyhy
<updek> ale tak na serio?
<Blacky_> updek: a sądzisz, że przeżyje serię?
<_demon> jezu fortunes jaki nic
<_demon> lol
<Blacky_> ?
[ minelo troche czasu ]
<_demon> Blacky_ odpowiedz: czy wiesz co to sa fortunki?
<Blacky_> hmmmmm
... Blacky_ myśli
<Blacky_> .........
... Blacky_ czuje ostry ból
... Blacky_ decyduje sie na zatrzymanie procesu myślenia
[ znow minelo troche czasu na wytlumaczenie ]
<Blacky_> w ktorych z waszych fortunek są moje teksty??!
<_demon> Blacky_ u mtega jest masa twoich
<Blacky_> grr
<Blacky_> daj url do tego złodzieja słów


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Przecież nie ma tam nic niezwykłego w tym moim biednym kąciku.
Oczywiście, dla kogoś, kto lubi zimne, wilgotne i ponure miejsca, jest
to coś naprawdę ponętnego.
-- Z Ponurnika Kłapouchego


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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И без поэзии мужчина пойдет на войну, девушка - замуж, жена станет матерью,
люди похоронят своих мертвецов и умрут сами; однако, опьяненные стихами, все
они устремятся к своему уделу с неоправданными надеждами. Воины якобы завоюют
славу, невесты станут Пенелопами, матери родят стране героев, а мертвые
погрузятся в лоно своей прародительницы-земли, вечно оставшись в памяти тех,
кого они покинули... Даже когда поэты порицают жизнь, описывая всю ее
очевидную бессмыслицу, читатель все равно ощущает душевный подъем.
-- Т.Уайлдер


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
20:11:30 < bulx> djrzulf: magiczne naprawienie ;p
20:11:41 <@djrzulf> bulx: co zrobiłeś ?:>
20:11:59 < bulx> man pam
20:12:11 <@djrzulf> pam mam ?
20:12:20 < bulx> man pam
20:12:40 <@djrzulf> pan mam ?
20:14:28 <@mYh`g0Ne> dosłownie tamtam'y w afryce...


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
[21:40:13] <Konrad_> re
[21:40:36] <Konrad_> witam, co mi polecicie do liczenia sciaganych danych ?
[21:40:56] <@pawelb> lstat, mrtg
[21:40:57] <Faq> kalkulator
[21:41:14] <Konrad_> Faq: dlugo nad tym myslales?
[21:41:32] <Konrad_> pawelb: thx
[21:41:36] <Faq> Konrad_: 21sekund
[21:42:24] <Konrad_> Faq: dlugo, nad tym nie trzeba myslec, ok nvmd spadam thx za pomoc
[21:42:43] <Faq> postaram sie lepiej nastepnym razem
[21:42:47] <Faq> przepraszam
[21:42:49] <Konrad_> n/p
[21:42:52] <Konrad_> ;)


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn der Geist den Körper kontrolliert heißt das nicht,
dass der Geist das Herz unter Kontrolle halten kann.
-- Benjamin Stramke


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если бы бог внимал молитвам людей, то скоро все люди погибли бы, постоянно
желая зла друг другу.
-- Эпикур


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Il dhrystone benchmark, test universalmente accettato, dopo una serie
di elaborazioni fornisce un'indicazione della velocita' d'elaborazione,
espressa in MIPS. Basta a tal proposito prendere il dato indicato come
<Average loop times per second> e dividerlo per 1000, ottenendo cosi' la
velocita' del computer espressa in MIPS."
-- Dalle prove hardware di M&P Computer 1987/1988


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Io ho a cuore il problema degli anziani, anzi! Conosco la loro situazione
economica, so quant'e' dura tirare avanti con quella misera pensione... Per
questo, noi della Carter&Carter abbiamo inventato la "Dentiera ad Ore". Mi
spiego meglio: la dentiera costa parecchio; ma quanto mi mastichi al giorno?
Due ore? Forse anche meno. E' antieconomico, e' uno spreco tenere inutilizzata
22 ore su 24 una cosa cosi' costosa! E allora, ecco l'idea: durante i pasti,
gli anziani si riuniscono a piccoli gruppi, ed ogni gruppo usa una ed una sola
dentiera, passandosela a turno. Cosi' si risparmia, e l'anziano ha anche modo
di fare nuove conoscenze, di vincere quella condizione di solitudine che lo
opprime...
-- Carcarlo Pravettoni (Paolo Hendel), "Mai Dire Gol"


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il presidente della Lotus entra in un ascensore con una pistola in mano.
Nell'ascensore ci sono: Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler e Bill Gates.
Nella pistola ci sono solo due pallottole.
A chi spara?

A Bill Gates. Due volte, per essere sicuro.
-- Da alt.tasteless.humor


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"It is little wonder that these generally ignorant, seedy, morally shoddy
types (televangelists) achieve amazing success. They are treated as
sacrosanct by a government fearful of offending religion. Not held
financially accountable as are other businessmen, and enjoying religious
exemptions from various taxes and from numerous government regulations,
they easily amass millions of dollars from a gullible public."
[C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"]


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PRESTIDIGITATION

P : Les pédophiles sont des malades !
M : Oh, pas seulement... Ce sont surtout de grands magiciens ! Essaie de faire entrer une bite comme ça dans un si petit trou !


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Before you put a really dark background on your web page, ask yourself
this: Why is it so much harder to drive at night than in the
daytime?
-- Henri de Toulouse-LaTech


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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21:03 t'imagine la pauvre nana, son mec qui claque pendant l'acte...
21:04 21:03 obligée de se finir à la main



on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Als Gott die Männer schuf, war der Himmel blau. Als Gott die Frauen schuf,
war ER himmelblau.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Out of register space (ugh)"
-- vi


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Co je láska? Prostinká pohádka, mnohokrát vyprávěná.
-- Zola


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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OOPS! You naughty creature! You didn't run Configure with sh!
I will attempt to remedy the situation by running sh for you...
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Надпись на животе: "Здес был Пресс"


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fait gaffe, si tu remues comme ça le cutter dans la plaie, je ne
vais plus pouvoir t'encadrer moi. Et de Marie-Louise à Marie-Antoinette,
de la fenêtre à la guillotine, il n'y a qu'un pas glissant. Je vais
emprunter son couteau suisse à Mr Saint Just, et te faire payer ta
rosserie en petites coupures :) .
-+- Noëlle à Philippe, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud."
And there was mud.
And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud
can see what we have done."
And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was
man. Mud-as-man alone could speak.
"What is the purpose of all this?" man asked politely.
"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.
"Certainly," said man.
"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all of this," said God.
And He went away.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Between Time and Timbuktu"


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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[msg(evilgirl)] powiedz, nie czujesz sie wsrod amerykanow troche....
nadczlowiekiem z lekka?
[msg(evilgirl)] no tak po prostu, ze jestes w kraju ludzi ogolnie
wpedzonych w maliny?
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] harharhar
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] ja to mam to mam od dziecka!
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] ;PPP
[msg(evilgirl)] i ty ich z tych malin wyprowadzisz ;-P
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] jassne ;) jak mrowki


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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У женщин голова всегда находится под влиянием сердца,
у мужчин же сердце всегда под влиянием головы.
-- М. Блессингтон


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"La donna e' mobile, ed io mi sento mobiliere."
-- Toto'


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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My haircut is totally traditional!


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Debian Hint #9: If you need to know what version of Debian you're currently
running, look in /etc/debian_version or use 'lsb_release -sc' command. If you
want to know the codename for that version (for example, 5.0 is codenamed
'Lenny'), check this URL:

http://www.debian.org/doc/FAQ/ch-ftparchives.html#s-codenames


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Нужно иметь что-то общее, чтобы понимать друг друга, и чем-то
отличаться, чтобы любить друг друга.
-- Поль Жеральди


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"To them belong, not only the truly great statesmen, but all
other great reformers as well. Beside Frederick the Great
stands Martin Luther as well as Richard Wagner."
[Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf", Vol. 1, Chapter 8]


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le bonheur et le malheur des hommes ne dépend
pas moins de leur humeur que de la fortune.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 61 -+-


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если вы чего-то не поняли, - значит это адресовано не вам, а вашему интеллекту.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<Alek_> RX packets:832186935 wiecie jak to przeliczyc na jakies kb/s
<cRG^> alek: podziel przez 1024
<cRG^> 2^10


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Дурные книги могут так же испортить нас, как и дурные товарищи.
-- Г.Фильдинг


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<tausq> Q. What's the difference between Batman and Bill Gates?
<tausq> A. When Batman fought the Penguin, he won.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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# Paweł Żurowski @pld-devel-pl
problemu nie diagnozowalem zbytnio z powodu braku czasu na diagnozowanie
oraz z powodu braku czasu na nauczenie sie metod diagnozowania...


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The best index to a person's character is
a) how he treats people who can't do him any good and
b) how he treats people who can't fight back.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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V přátelství, zrovna jako v lásce, bývají často lidé šťastnější
tím, že leccos nevědí, než tím, co je jim známo.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il est absurde de diviser les gens en bons et en mauvais.
Les gens sont ou bien charmants ou bien ennuyeux.
-+- Oscar Wilde -+-


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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PUNTO VII - Io, Pretore Karzan, avendo letto e compreso i termini di questo
trattato, comunicato attraverso la frequenza subspaziale K, ed essendo
identificabile tramite impronta vocale attraverso la registrazione di
questo messaggio, dichiaro di essere il Pretore dell'Impero Stellare
Romulano, dotato di pieni poteri di ratificare il trattato per conto
dell'Impero Stellare Romulano.
PUNTO VIII - Io, Cristofur Thorpe, avendo letto e compreso i termini di questo
trattato, comunicato attraverso la frequenza subspaziale K, ed essendo
identificabile tramite impronta vocale attraverso la registrazione di
questo messaggio, dichiaro di essere il Governatore del Consiglio
federale della Federazione dei Pianeti Uniti, dotato di pieni poteri di
ratificare il trattato per conto della Federazione dei Pianeti Uniti.
-- Trattato di Pace Romulano [3/3], ratificato tra l'Impero
Stellare Romulano e la Federazione dei Pianeti Uniti,
negoziato tramite comunicazioni subspaziali in data astrale
1200.5


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"The persistence of erroneous beliefs exacerbates the widespread anachronistic
failure to recognize the urgent problems that face humanity on this planet."
[Murray Gell-Mann, "Quark and the Jaguar"]


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Дружбы народов надежный aррlet...


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Уныние - грех, которому не стоит предаваться, когда есть другие грехи.
-- Геннадий Малкин


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je jen jediný způsob, jak poznat, co v kom vězí: pusť ho k práci.
-- F. X. Šalda


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)