mercredi, mars 22, 2017

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В нашей литературе скучно рождается ряд схем положительных героев.
-- М.А.Щеглов


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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@@ Elgy speeding down the Highway................
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c"} O `-------' _n__
=============== ,--'=_)---, o ====================,--'-'-``-, =======
`-@----@--= `-@----@--=
cww------------------------------------------------------------------


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Deek> That reminds me, we'll need to buy a chainsaw for the office. "In
case of emergency, break glass"


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called
Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that
were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ..."
-- "The Begatting of a President"


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Q come cultura!
-- Gianni Ippoliti


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Все ясно ревности - а доказательств нет!
-- М.Ю.Лермонтов


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Fazer dinheiro é arte, trabalhar é arte e bons negócios são a melhor arte de todas

--Andy Warhol


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Cara, se avessi saputo che eri vergine, ci avrei messo piu' tempo.
- Caro, se avessi saputo che c'era piu' tempo, mi sarei tolta i collants.
-- Anonimo


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Niemand zählt diese Morde der Ärzte, wie man vorzeiten die Morde der
Inquisition nicht zählte, weil man des Glaubens war, sie würden zum
Heil der Menschheit begangen.
-- Leo Nikolajewitsch Tolstoi (Die Kreutzersonate)


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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> Is there any hope for me? Am I just thick? Does anyone remember the
> Rubiks Cube, it was easier!
I found that the Rubiks cube and Linux are alike. Looks real confusing
until you read the right book. :-)
-- seen on c.o.l.misc, about the "Linux Learning Curve"


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je cherche les solutions pour le RUBBI'CUB.
-+- sanzph in GPJ : Passage du Rubbi'con -+-


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Facet kładzie zegarek na ziemi, przejeżdża go rower, podnosi zegarek,
pokazuje. Zegarek jest w stanie idealnym.
Głos zza kadru: "To jest zegarek firmy Sony".
Kładzie zegarek na szosę, przejeżdża po nim ciężarówka, zegarek OK.
Głos zza kadru: "To jest zegarek firmy Sony".
Kładzie zegarek na torze kolejowym, przejeżdża po nim pociąg, podnosi -
zegarek bez żadnej skazy.
Głos zza kadru: "To jest zegarek firmy Sony".
Kładzie na kamieniu i wali młotkiem. Zegarek rozsypuje się w drobny
mak.
Głos zza kadru: "To jest młotek firmy Bosch".


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Solo lo scienziato e' vero poeta
ci da' la luna, ci promette le stelle,
ci fara' un nuovo universo se sara' il caso.
-- Allen Ginsberg, "Kaddish e altre poesie"


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un matematico e' una macchina che converte caffe' in teoremi.
-- P. Erdos


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vaut-il mieux parler bêtement de choses intelligentes
ou parler intelligemment de choses bêtes ?
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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No mundo dos negocios, cad a vez mais competitivo, as
empresas começaram a almejar individuos inteiros, com
cerebro e coração.
-- Peter Drucker


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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On se fait stoïcien, mais on naît épicurien.
-+- Denis Diderot -+-


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one,
an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
-- Edmund Burke


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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O que são quatro pontos na parede? Four migas. Ugh!


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Za všech okolností povzbuzujte týmového ducha a spolupráci. Pěstujte
soudržnost, oslovujte své pracovníky jako tým, veďte je k zájmu o práci
svých kolegů. Zvyšuje to pružnost týmu a pocit sounáležitosti. (str. 23)
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мал DOS, да живуч.


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Firma se postarala o svou prosperitu a nastává chvíle, kdy by měla ukázat,
jak je velkorysá navenek, a zajímat se i o věci veřejné. Zdůrazňuje, že
teď chce sloužit lidem, anebo přesněji řečeno sloužit lidstvu.
Liberálnější přístup se projevuje i v odbornosti řízení. Dnešní ředitel je
nejen vzdělán odborně, ale dobře už ví, že musí dodržovat i profesionální
etiku. Nejprve se možná zeptá: "Je to výhodné?", potom: "Jak to vypadá
z daňového hlediska?", ale potřetí se už bude zajímat: "Je to morální?"
Všechny vznešené řeči, jak je třeba "sloužit", dřív ovšem naznačovaly, že
jeden obchodník míní z druhého pořádné sedřít kůži. Dnes už je tomu trochu
jinak. (str. 26)
-- Parkinson


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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[32m《听筝》
作者:李端
鸣筝金粟柱,素手玉房前。
欲得周郎顾,时时误拂弦。


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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BOFH excuse #257:

That would be because the software doesn't work.


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Свита настолько хорошо играла короля, что его
упразднили за ненадобностью.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Se o filme fosse ga�cho...

O Corcunda de Notre Dame -- O Tortinho Estropiado


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Любимое занятие жены - слушать, как стирает муж.


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nos momentos de perigo � fundamental manter a presen�a de esp�rito,
embora o ideal seja conseguir a aus�ncia de corpo.
-- Mill�r Fernandes


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Rien ne m'est sûr que la chose incertaine.
-+- François Villon (1431-1463?), Ballade du concours
de Blois (vers 9) -+-


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<casper3> blacky lyknij cocacoli bo cos ci sie juz pierdoli


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Да го плюеш в очите, пак не мига.
-- българска пословица


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hallo Regenschirmhalter!


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his
helmet off.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign
itself to going to bed each night by the light of a Communist moon.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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В одной семье двум лидерам-супругам тесно.
-- И. Шевелёв


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nikdo se ještě nestal nesmrtelným svou leností.
-- Franklin


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Invitato a dire qualche verso di Leopardi, Mike Bongiorno ha ruggito.
-- Amurri e Verde


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ho scoperto un modo infallibile per ingannare i diplomatici. Dico loro la
verita' ed essi non mi credono.
-- Camillo Di Cavour


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"[The Establishment Clause and Religious Freedom Clause] of our Federal
Constitution ha[ve] never been wholly pleasing to most religious groups.
They are all quick to invoke its protections; they are all irked when they
feel its restraints. This Court has gone a long way, if not an unreasonable
way, to hold that public business of paramount importance as maintenance of
public order, protection of the privacy of a home, and taxation may not be
pursued by a state in a way that even indirectly will interfere with
religious proselyting.[...] But we cannot have it both ways. Religious
teaching cannot be a private affair when the state seeks to impose
regulations which infringe on it indirectly, and a public affair when it
comes to taxing citizens of one faith to aid another, or those of no faith
to aid all. If these principles seem harsh in prohibiting aid to Catholic
education, it must not be forgotten that it is the same Constitution that
alone assures Catholics the right to maintain these schools at all when
predominant local sentiment would forbid them. [...] Nor should I think
that those who have done so well without this aid would want to see this
separation between Church and State broken down. If the state may aid
these religious schools, it may therefore regulate them. Many groups have
sought aid from tax funds, only to find that it carried political controls
with it. Indeed, this Court has declared that 'It is hardly lack of due
process for the Government to regulate that which it subsidizes.'
Wickard v. Filburn, 317 U.S. 111, 131."
[Justice Robert H. Jackson, in dissent in Everson v. Board of
Education of Ewing TP., 330 U.S. 1 (1947) at 27, 28.]


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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278. Gdy Chuck Norris kroi cebule,to ta płacze za niego.


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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LOOK

P : Hum... Maurice, tu sais quoi ?
M : Oui, je suis ridicule !
P : Non, je ne dirais pas ça... je dirais que tu es mignon !


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A desperate spinster from Clare
Once knelt in the moonlight all bare,
And prayed to her God
For a romp on the sod--
'Twas a passerby answered her prayer.


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Божественная философия! Ты не сурова и не суха, как думают глупцы, но музыкальна ты
как лютня Аполлона! Отведав раз твоих плодов, уже вечно можно вкушать на твоем пиру
тот сладостный нектар, от которого нет пресыщения.
-- Мильтон


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad
place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge? What
is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not
enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around?
Have I explained yet about the bytes?


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Adamo comincia a raccontare una fiaba ai suoi figli Caino e Abele:
"Ci sara' una volta...".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions."


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Наплевали друг другу в души и... стали родственными.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hackers do it with fewer instructions.


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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La cacahuète : "J'adore les cacahuètes. Tu bois une bière et tu en as
marre du goût. Alors tu manges des cacahuètes. Les cacahuètes c'est doux
et salé, fort et tendre, comme une femme. Manger des cacahuètes, it's a
really strong feeling. Et après tu as de nouveau envie de boire de la
bière. Les cacahuètes c'est le mouvement perpétuel à la portée de
l'homme."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the mercredi 22 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)