dimanche, mars 19, 2017

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>AMHA évidemment.
Aaaaaah, bon! Tout va bien, il a dit AMHA!!!! :o)
Signature : Emmanuel (GS est un gros con, AMHA)
-+- EF in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "Faut rester poli AMHA" -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Macht der PC was er will, liegt's an Bill.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A... C... Q... U... A... Esatto!
-- Il Grillo Parlante Clementoni


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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C'est avec plaisir que l'Académie Française accueille des
communistes, surtout quand il ne le sont plus.
-+- Jean d'Ormesson -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he
is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
-- Sydney Harris


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Adam Michnik: zacznijmy od tego, że ja mam taką samą możliwość
uczynienia Lwa Rywina czy kogokolwiek szefem Polsatu, jak prezydentem
Francji czy krolem Norwegii.
Jan Rokita: prokuratorowi mówił Pan, że Stanów Zjednoczonych.
Adam Michnik: nie rozumiem
Jan Rokita: prokuratorowi mówił Pan, że Stanów Zjednoczonych, to
proponowałbym, żeby pan był konsekwentny.
Adam Michnik: no tak, ale jeżeli pan poseł pozwoli, to chcę
czasami urozmaicić paletę swoich propozycji.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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There was a young fellow named Cribbs
Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
They were inches apart,
And to suck it took art,
While to fuck it took forty-two trips.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La plupart des hommes n'ont que ce qu'ils méritent.
Les autres sont célibataires.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Scritte punitive inflitte, nella sigla dei Simpson, dalla maestra a
Bart Simpson: ``Scrivi mille volte che...'':
Non sprechero' il gesso.
Non mirero' alla testa.
Non andro' in skateboard nelle stanze.
Non abbaiero' se non sono malato.
-- Emanuele Cavallaro, su it.hobby.umorismo [1 di 23]


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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001, 010, 011, 100, 101 - вышел зайчик погулять


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Конец связи - оргазм.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The nipples of Sarah Sarong
When excited are twelve inches long
This embarassed her lover
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dong


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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C'e' sempre una possibilita'.
-- Jessica Fletcher


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Взятку сексом не испортишь.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Бедность: шиш в кармане, да вошь на аркане.
-- Русская пословица


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Наиболее тонкий наблюдатель и наиболее глубокий мыслитель всегда - самые
снисходительные судьи; лишь одинокий мизантроп, терзаемый воображаемыми
страданиями, склонен обесценивать хорошие особенности человека и
преувеличивать дурные.
-- Г.Бокль


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Car le jeune homme est beau, mais le vieillard est grand.
-+- Victor Hugo -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Слова подобны листьям: дерево, производящее их очень много, приносит очень
мало плодов.
-- А.Поп


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les femmes n'interviennent jamais dans mes romans tout simplement
parce-qu'elles parleraient tout le temps et que les autres ne
pourraient plus rien dire.
-+- Jules Verne -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Linux: Wybór pokolenia GNU.
--- Źródło: http://i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/slogans.shtml


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wieża (w Stuttgarcie): Lufthansa 5680, zredukuj do 170 wezłów.

Pilot: Jak we Frankfurcie. Jest tylko albo 210, albo 170... no, ale my
jestesmy elastyczni.

Wieża: Lufthansa 5680, my tez jesteśmy elastyczni. Zredukuj do
173,5 węzła.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Ploop> Jayce : J'ai programmé un cd-key generator, C'est mal ?
<Jayce> ploop // ca ne marche pas sous MultideskOS ca
<Ploop> Jayce : et pourquoi ca ne fonctionne pas ?
<Jayce> ploop / parce que MultideskOS est recompilé pour chaque user
( produit )
<Jayce> s'il y a 100 commandes de MultideskOS, il est recompilé 100 fois
<Ploop> Et tu le genere comment le no. de serie ?
<Jayce> c automatique le recompilage, tu met compile = 100 et voila :-)
<Jayce> ploop // au hasard
<Frodon> Jayce: au hasard ? comment t'assure que tu fais pas 2 fois le
même ?
<Jayce> et les fichiers sont cryptés avec ce nr de série, donc si tu le
change, tous les fichiers sont détruits
<Jayce> frodon // il retient ce qu'il a déjà sorti
-- Jayce - 100% secure --


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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� surpreendente que um governo que chegou cercado de tanto entusiasmo
como o de �fe Ag� esteja encontrando tanta dificuldade j� no seu
primeiro minuto.
-- Luis Fernando Verissimo, ``No calcanhar'', 1995


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мнение яичницы: Божьим даром сыт не будешь!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Zákazník je v této kanceláři vždycky nejdůležitější osoba, ať už je
přítomen osobně, nebo poštou.
-- Bean


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Uno psichiatra e' una persona che, pagando, ti dara' tutte le risposte
che tua moglie ti avrebbe dato gratis.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Лучший ответ дураку - молчание.
-- Персидская пословица


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by
those who have not got it.
-- G. B. Shaw


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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BOFH excuse #76:

Unoptimized hard drive


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Mrakoplaš si znovu povzdechl. Dovedl si přesně představit, jak
všechno funguje na základě logiky a neměnného řádu čísel, ale dělej co
dělej, Zeměplocha dál putovala vesmírem na zádech obrovské želvy a její
bohové měli ve zvyku potulovat se kolem domů ateistů a házet jim do oken
kamení.
-- T. Pratchett: Barva kouzel


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A lusty young maid from Seattle
Got pleasure by sleeping with cattle;
Till she found a bull
Who filled her so full
It made both her ovaries rattle.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Strafe soll nicht größer sein, als die Schuld.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Debian tip č.21: Pokud se váš počítač s Debianem nachází na pomalé síti,
ovšem někde jinde máte přístup k rychlejšímu připojení, podívejte se na
balík apt-zip.



on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who screwed every man that she kissed with.
She tickled the balls
Of the men in the halls,
And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Čas letí," zvykli jsme si říkat. Čas však není, pohybujeme se my.
-- Talmud


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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IRONIA - Malattia di stiratrici americane.
MALA AFFECTATIO - Malattia dei salumieri.
METAFORA - Difetto di un trapano.
METAPLASMO - Malattia incurabile.
METRONIMIA - Contatto gomito a gomito su ferrovia sotterranea.
-- Il "Dizzionario", di Umberto Eco, con "L'Espresso",
postato su it.hobby.umorismo


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Peut-être découvrirons-nous un jour que la même logique est à l'oeuvre
dans la pensée mythique et dans la pensée scientifique, et que l'homme
a toujours pensé aussi bien.
-+- Claude Lévi-Strauss, Anthropologie structurale -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Вы можете подвести лошадь к воде, но не сможете заставить ее пить.
-- Английская пословица


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pro mladé děvče je neobyčejně důležité, aby muž měl nějaké
záhadné vlastnosti.
-- Wallace


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Wissenschaft ist außer Reichweite der Moral, denn ihre Augen sind
auf ewige Wahrheiten geheftet.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Свободная женщина та, которая считает нормальным секс до
замужества, и работу - после.
-- Глория Стайнем


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Die meisten Frauen nehmen nur beim Telefonieren ab.


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'atomisme en soi comporte une poésie grandiose.
-+- Friedrich Nietzsche -+-


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ten, kdo má co říci, vystačí pár slovy, záplava slov hlupákových pranic
nevypoví!
-- Tiruvalluvar


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Толпа - это стадо, в котором каждый мнит себя пастухом.
-- В.Сумбатов


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Aout, aube, nuage muet, hier, ouate, ruine, lions.
-- Roubaud, Jacques


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Když už člověk jednou je, tak má koukat, aby byl,
a když kouká aby byl a je, tak má být to co je, a ne to co není,
jak tomu v mnoha případech je.
-- Werich


on the dimanche 19 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)