samedi, mars 18, 2017

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Je vote [OUI] a la création de fr.rec.chasse.newbies
-+- AT in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son newbie -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was an Old Man of the Mountain
Who frigged himself into a fountain
Fifteen times had he spent,
Still he wasn't content,
He simply got tired of the counting.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не верь квадратным глазам своим!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Debian tip č.2: Odpovědi, které jste zadali při instalaci balíku, můžete
později změnit příkazem „dpkg-reconfigure <balík>". Může se vám hodit i
balík „configure-debian", pro případ, že přesně neznáte název balíku.



on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Forgive and forget.
-- Cervantes


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tre paracadutisti, un carabiniere, un finanziere, ed un poliziotto,
fanno un lacio da 5000 metri. Si getta per primo il carabiniere e
tirando la cordicella del suo paracadute questi si apre ed inizia la
lenta discesa. E' ora la volta del finanziere, il quale sfortunatamente
non riesce ad aprire il paracadute aumentando paurosamente la velocita'
di discesa. Stessa cosa succede al poliziotto. Il carabiniere,
vedendosi passare a folle velocita' di discesa prima il finanziere e poi
il poliziotto, esclama: "Potevate dirmelo che era una gara a chi
arrivava primo"............... e si sgancia il paracadute.
-- Da it.reticiviche.bologna.barzellette


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Gross, adj.:
When your bloody mary still has the string in it.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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OS/2 Beer: Comes in a 32-oz can. Does allow you to drink several DOS
Beers simultaneously. Allows you to drink Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously
too, but somewhat slower. Advertises that its cans won't explode when you
open them, even if you shake them up. You never really see anyone
drinking OS/2 Beer, but the manufacturer (International Beer
Manufacturing) claims that 9 million six-packs have been sold.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Rosa Schlüpfer


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<lool> bee% dpkg -L metacity | grep desktop
<mattboll> lool: ton bee% ca veut dire quoi? (command not found)
-- mattboll in "je copie aussi le <lool> ?" --
#debian-fr


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Частое понукание сведет с ума и буйвола.
-- Русская пословица


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Após um incêndio no pequeno prédio, os bombeiros, verificando os
destroços, encontraram apenas um morto. Ele estava de cabeça para baixo,
com o dedo indicador apontando para um dos cantos do ambiente. Ao seu
lado, um extintor de incêndio, com a seguinte instrução: "Em caso de
incêndio, vire de cabeça para baixo e aponte para a chama".


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Умная + красивая = СТЕРВА.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Faut pas être méchant avec les linuxiens,
car au moins, ils ne trainent pas dans la rue avec leur joints,
mais les fument devant un clavier, ce qui est déjà un point positif
pour les réduire à une éventuelle délinquance :-)
-- Jayce - Les Linuxien son no zami il fo lé zémé aussi (merci LiNuCe<) --


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Che cos'e' meglio di una rosa sul pianoforte?
- Due labbra sull'organo.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Le respect de la démocratie veut que j'ai le dernier mot.
-+- Georges Marchais, 1973 -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il n'est pour voir que l'oeil du maître.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Oeil du maître (Fables IV.21) -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ci puo' essere sesso senza amore, ma non amore senza sesso.
-- Alberto Moravia

Ma non c'e' sesso senza amore.
-- Antonello Venditti


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Denn niemand ist so alt, daß er nicht glaubte, noch ein Jahr leben zu
können.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il est horrible de penser que le cerveau de certains pose un problème.
Il me paraît plus charitable de supposer qu'il n'en ont pas.
-+- JL in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Le neurone de la Cabale -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Rozmawiają trzy koleżanki:
1: Sprzątałam pokój swojej córki i znalazłam papierosy... Nie wiedziałam, że
pali :(
2: Sprzątałam pokój swojej córki i znalazłam butelkę po wódce... Nie
wiedziałam, że ona pije :(
Blondynka: Sprzątałam pokój swojej córki i znalazłam prezerwatywy... Nie
wiedziałam, że ona ma penisa!


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Daraus, daß die Sonne bisher jeden Tag aufgegangen ist, folgt logisch
nicht, daß sie es morgen wieder tun wird.
-- Carl Friedrich von Weizsäcker


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice
Are making midnight music in the moonlight,
Mighty nice!


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Lerne zu schweben, aber verliere nie den Boden unter den Füßen.
-- Sprichwort der Sioux


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Поистине только низкий, грубый и грязный ум может постоянно занимать себя и
направлять свою любознательную мысль вокруг да около красоты женского тела."
-- Д. Бруно


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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So che pensi che pensavi di sapere cosa pensavi io avessi detto, ma
non sono sicuto tu abbia capito cosa tu pensavi io volessi dire.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Menschen früherer Zeiten waren genauso schlecht wie wir. Sie
wußten es nur nicht so genau.
-- Tennessee Williams


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tr�s amigos de faculdade se encontraram. Conversa vai, conversa vem, e
surge o seguinte papo:

-- � Fulano, me disseram que trocaste de emprego!?

-- Pois �. Eu trabalha na fog�es Brastemp, agora estou na Semer. N�o
� uma Brastemp, mas um dia chegamos la'!

-- E voc�, Beltrano. Disseram que voc� tamb�m mudou de emprego!?

-- �, eu trabalhava na Philips, agora estou na CCE. N�o e' uma
Philips, mas um dia a gente chega l�. E voc� Sicrano!?

-- Pois �...Eu trabalhava no INAMPS, agora trabalho em um bordel. N�o
� um INAMPS, mas um dia chegamos l�!


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Что у пьяного на языке, то и - правда.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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>AMHA évidemment.
Aaaaaah, bon! Tout va bien, il a dit AMHA!!!! :o)
Signature : Emmanuel (GS est un gros con, AMHA)
-+- EF in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "Faut rester poli AMHA" -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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73. Ostatnią osobą, która potrafiła znieść spojrzenie Chucka Norrisa był
Ray Charles.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Il faut savoir écouter le silence des urnes.
-+- André Lajoinie, 1988 -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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..... .....
."' `"`-.. . . ..-'"' `". Lester - AMC
` `._ ` _.'`"' `"'`._ ' _.' '
~~~ ~~~


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Jeder Mensch, besonders jede Frau, sollte einmal im Jahr, einmal in
der Woche, einmal am Tag allein sein. Wie revolutionär das klingt und
wie undurchführbar!
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'expérience est le nom que chacun donne à ses erreurs.
-+- Oscar Wilde -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I bambini giocano ai soldati, e questo si capisce.
Ma i soldati, perche' giocano ai bambini?
-- Karl Kraus, "Detti e contraddetti"


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Много кратких безумий - вот что вы называете любовью. И ваш брак кладет предел
множеству кратких безумий - одной большой и долгой глупостью.
-- Ф.Ницше


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Il ginecologo ad una prostituta: "Lei ha molte perdite durante il
ciclo?". "Beh, piu' di 2 milioni!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ozdobou hlubokých myšlenek je jasnost.
-- Vauvenargues


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Mais quelle langue parle-t'il ?
- Toutes ......... et aucune !
-+- Umberto Eco, Le nom de la rose -+-


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Начало любви - во внимании, потом - в избрании, потом - в достижении.
-- М.М. Пришвин


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals
are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for
not going to church on Sunday.
-- Russell Baker


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Нередко случается, что после того как женщина отдала ключ от своего сердца, она на
следующий день меняет замок.
-- Сент-Бев


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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The late Brigham Young was no neuter --
No faggot, no fairy, no fruiter.
Where ten thousand virgins
Succumbed to his urgin's
There now stands the great State of Utah.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.


on the samedi 18 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)