vendredi, mars 17, 2017

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Quando tutto il resto non funziona, abbassa i tuoi standard.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Stirlitz przechodząc korytarzem, jakby od niechcenia pchnął drzwi gabinetu
Bormanna. Drzwi ani drgnęły. Stirlitz zatrzymał się, rozejrzał i pchnął
mocniej. Bez skutku.
- Pewnie zamknięte - pomyślał Stirlitz.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Weil die Klugen immer nachgeben, regieren die Dummen die Welt.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I cattivi pensieri che non hai concretizzato sono tutta materia grigia
sprecata.
-- Giuliano '98


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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When better women are made, computer programmers will make them.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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[32m《寻隐者不遇》
作者:贾岛
松下问童子,言师采药去。
只在此山中,云深不知处。


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Žádný surovec není tak hrubý, žádný cynik tak neochvějný, aby se ho
příjemně nedotklo, když má nějaká žena dobré mínění o jeho milovnických
schopnostech.
-- Dutourd


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A proctologist is a doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jednou je nikdy, ale dvakrát je zvyk.
-- dánské přísloví


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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En somme, c'est ce qui divise les hommes qui multiplie leur différend.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pozůstatky Luňáka byly předmětem počlivého, avšak nic nechápajícího
zájmu božských bytostí. Nebyly si jisté, co to je, ale _zásadně_ to
odmítaly.
-- T. Pratchett: Poslední hrdina


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pld
19:38 <@y0shi> pld dziala !!!!!!!
19:38 <@Socrat> y0shi: SOA #1 od tak z 4 lat
19:38 <@adamg> y0shi: niemozliwe. zglos to do BTS, poprawimy tak szybko, jak
tylko sie da.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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SYBEX ORIGINAL SOFTWARE
NOUVEAU KIT LINUX REDHAT 5.2 POUR WIN 95/98
-+- Sybex in Guide du linuxien pervers - "L'incompétance en action" -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Eccolo, signore e signori. Il primo ed unico tunnel spaziale stabile
conosciuto. E' vostro, per il giusto prezzo.
-- La signora Bhavani, "The Price" (TNG), data astrale 43385.6


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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César :
Tu mets d'abord un tiers de curaçao. Fait attention, un tout petit
tiers. Bon. Maintenant, un tiers de citron. Un peu plus gros. Bon.
Ensuite un BON tiers de Picon. Regarde la couleur. Regarde comme c'est
joli. Et à la fin un GRAND tiers d'eau. Voilà.
Marius :
Dans un verre, il n'y a que trois tiers.
César :
Mais imbécile, ça dépend de la grosseur des tiers !...
-+- Marcel Pagnol, Marius -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ÉMOTIF

P : C'est pas possible que quelque chose d'aussi bo vienne de bêtes pis de vaches...
M : En effet ! Ça vient de mes couilles.
P : Euarck !
M : Je déconne...


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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«J'ai installe le package contenant m4 afin de configurer mon
sendmail.cf.. et depuis, lorsque je demarre, je me retrouve avec un:
Kernel Panic: VFS: unable to mount root fs on 08:01 !!! kesaco?!»
-+- LA in Guide du linuxien pervers : "Alors ça c'est pas de chance !" -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мужчины создают законы, женщины - нравы.
-- Ф. Гибер


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je vlastní lidské povaze nenávidět toho, koho jsme urazili.
-- Tacitus


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Sein Gewissen ist rein - er hat es nie benutzt.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Gut gehauene Steine schließen sich ohne Mörtel aneinander.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is
a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings
of civilization.
-- T.K.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Když jsou noci nejdelší, lidé jsou si nejbližší.
-- české rčení


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La gravitation n'est pas responsable des gens qui tombent amoureux.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mais atrasado que tartaruga em desfile de lebre.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Prenez un mot, prenez-en deux faites cuire comme des oeufs, prenez un
petit bout de sens puis un grand morceau d'innocence, faites chauffer à
petit feu au petit feu de la technique, versez la sauce énigmatique
saupoudrez de quelques étoiles, poivrez et puis mettez les voiles. Où
voulez-vous donc en venir ? À écrire vraiment ? à écrire ?
-+- Raymond Queneau, Oulipien -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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67. Odwieczny, nierozwiązalny problem co się stanie jeśli nieskończenie
wielka wielka siła uderzy w nieskończenie mocny obiekt? został rozwiązany
przez Chucka Norrisa, kiedy uderzył się pięścią w twarz.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Dans l'histoire du jeu video, il y aura un avant et un après
Mankind"
-+- Culture Générale in Guide du Petit Joueur: Joystick -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Непереводимая игра снов...
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il Tempo porra' termine a tutti i miei problemi, ma non sempre approvo
i metodi del Tempo.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"I believe in the religion of reason -- the gospel of this world; in the
development of the mind, in the accumulation of intellectual wealth, to
the end that man may free himself from superstitious fear, to the end that
he may take advantage of the forces of nature to feed and clothe the world."
[Robert Ingersoll, "Why Am I An Agnostic?", 1896]


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Pubertät ist, wenn die Eltern schwierig werden.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.
-- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nous nous faisons honneur des défauts opposés à ceux que nous avons :
quand nous sommes faibles, nous nous vantons d'être opiniâtres.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 424 -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pro nábor zaměstnanců použijte vhodná média. Vyvarujte se inzerování ve
zbytečně drahých periodikách nebo agentur s celostátní působností, pokud
shledáte, že existují levnější alternativy. Nejlepším prostředkem jsou
zpravidla odborná periodika, která vám pomohou vzbudit zájem lidí
pohybujících se v daném oboru. Místní tisk pomůže nalézt vhodné zájemce
s bydlištěm v místě nebo v okolí firmy.
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Polak zakończył rwanie, podobnie jak ci z państwa,
którzy oglądali nasze poprzednie wejście
Artur Szulc (TVP)


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
-- E. M. Forster


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all. Depth beyond
depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might
see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing
through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly
why it happened and why tergiversation was inevitable -- but it was after
dinner and I let it go.
-- Winston Churchill


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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ARCHI-FAUX ! [ :-) ]
-+- FB in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Lexique illustré -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ум надо с самого начала воспитывать так, чтобы противоречие служило для него не
поводом для истерики, а стимулом к самостоятельному умственному труду.
-- Э.В.Ильенков


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die gefährlichste Waffe sind die Menschen kleinen Kalibers.
-- Wieslaw Brudzinski


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Cheio como barril de chopp em festa de crente.


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Экзотика третьих стран - двойное гражданство.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Le jeu est la forme la plus élevée de la recherche.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the vendredi 17 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)