jeudi, mars 16, 2017

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"How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I only
coded it."
(Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting)


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Steal this tagline. I did.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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What's this script do?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out.
-- Contributed by Frans van der Zande.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Люди, умеющие веселиться, не имеют денег, а люди, имеющие деньги, не
умеют веселиться.
-- Бернард Шоу


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wir sind für jeden Spaß zu haben: TEL.: 11O


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Haben die Kühe nichts zu fressen, hat sie der Bauer wohl vergessen.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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La religion catholique est une méthode pour obtenir le ciel en mendiant.
Mais comme il est trop difficile à obtenir, les prêtres servent
d'entremetteur.
-+- Arthur Schopenhauer -+-


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fra dottori: "Chi ha lasciato l'aorta aperta?".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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0,01 $ la minute ! Ciel mes bijoux !
-+- MZ in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Du coût de Usenet -+-


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nakonec přešel Černý přeliv k první četě. Ta byla nejmenší. Na to,
abyste vydrželi v první četě, tedy v Protipasťové likvidační, dlouho, jste
museli být jistý druh krysy. Museli jste být pomalí, trpěliví a pečliví.
Museli jste mít dobrou paměť. Museli jste být opatrní. Mohli jste do čety
samozřejmě nastoupit, i když jste byli rychlí, zbrklí a nedbalí. Pak jste
tam ovšem nevydrželi dlouho.
-- T. Pratchett: Úžasný Mauric


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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В наших тюрьмах все сидячие места заняты.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tajemství zachovat si veselou mysl je v umění neznepokojovat se
hloupostmi a v tom, vážit si i malinkých náhodných radostí.
-- Smiles


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Du kannst einen Elefanten festhalten, wenn er fliehen, aber nicht das
kleinste Haar auf deinem Kopf, wenn es fallen will.
-- Gerhard Hauptmann


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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| _>________ _<________ |
|/[][][][][]\/[][][][][]\|
|'oo------oo''oo------oo'|

-- gaspar@inf.ethz.ch (Scott "gaspo" Gasparian)


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Cio' che rende l'universo cosi' difficile da comprendere e' che non c'e'
nulla con cui confrontarlo.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Debian tip č.44: Aktuální dění v Debianu můžete sledovat přes účet na službě
Identi.ca na http://identi.ca/debian Více informací o Debianu na této službě
naleznete na http://wiki.debian.org/Teams/Publicity/Identica


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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...Saure really turns out to be an adept at the difficult art of papryomancy,
the ability to prophesy through contemplating the way people roll reefers -
the shape, the licking pattern, the wrinkles and folds or absence thereof
in the paper. "You will soon be in love," sez Saure, "see, this line here."
"It's long, isn't it? Does that mean --" "Length is usually intensity.
Not time."
-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Начальник - это человек, который приходит на службу поздно, когда ты приходишь
рано, и появляется чуть свет, когда ты опаздываешь.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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20:24 ca ressemble de plus en plus à un bac à sable ici, c'est pas ça
qui va convaincre les décideurs que linux est un produit mature
21:25 Je suis un décideur, et après etre venu sur DLFP, je me suis
décidé à ne pas installer Linux.



on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Alles hat man herausgefunden, nur nicht wie man lebt.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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F: Warum lackieren sich Elefanten die Fußnägel grün?
A: Damit sie sich im Erbsenstrauch verstecken können.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hartgesottene Menschen sind meist ungenießbar.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Never attribute to Devil-worshipping conspiracies what opportunism,
emotional instability, and religious bigotry are sufficient to explain."
[Shawn Carlson, Ph.D.]


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ora, se tu avessi usato solo il vi per scrivere quel programma C di 5000
linee, non avresti piu' capelli in testa, come me!
-- Mr Tucker


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Первый раз женятся по любви, второй раз - по расчету, а третий - по привычке.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"I saw Christ last night and he looked like shit. Well that
is not suprising since he's been dead for about 2000 years."
[William Jones]


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There are revolutions that are sweeping the world and we in America have
been in a position of trying to stop them. With all the wealth of
America, with all of the military strength of America, those revolutions
are revolutions against a form of political and economic organization in
the countries of Asia and the Middle East that are oppressive. They are
revolutions against feudalism. [1952]
-- Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Sembra confinato nella vita notturna cio' che un tempo dominava
in pieno giorno.
-- Freud, "L'interpretazione dei sogni"


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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02:16:56 <Kubi_> <jack_> uiu You have new email.
02:16:56 <Kubi_> <jack_> uiu You have new email.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Sławoj - chętnie by poruchał, ale nie ma czym, ksiądz lub katecheta.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Non si puo' giudicare un uomo se non si e' percorso almeno un km nelle
sue scarpe.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Fische:
gehören nicht zu den Zeugetieren, Laich und Laich gesellt sich gern,
wenn das Wortspiel nicht grät, soll man den Rogen nicht unbuttmäßig
überspannen


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!"


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Quando usi X-Window, non tenere troppe finestre aperte: c'e' sempre una
corrente...


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Das ganze ist so offensichtlich infantil...
-- Sigmund Freud


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не надо ненавидеть угнетателя, ибо если он силен, твоя ненависть
ужесточает притеснение; если же он слаб, твоя ненависть излишня.
-- Ш.Ауробиндо


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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O homem não vive além dos 100 anos, mas deve fazer coisas para durar mais de 1 000 anos

--Namihei Odaira


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Ed ora tutti questi ricordi si perderanno per sempre, come
lacrime nella pioggia."
-- Rutger Hauer, da "Blade runner"


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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He was the sort of person whose personality would be greatly improved
by a terminal illness.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Раскрой очи ума твоего и поразмысли об этом, и ты найдешь, что это
так.
-- Яков Беме


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ein Experte ist ein Mann, der hinterher genau sagen kann, warum seine
Prognose nicht gestimmt hat.
-- Winston Spencer Churchill


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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6. Se entro 24 ore tutto il personale di bordo di una nave stellare e' morto o
reso inabile, la nave deve essere autodistrutta per proteggere altri esseri da
un'eventuale contaminazione.
7. A nessun vascello federale, in nessuna condizione, d'emergenza o di altro
tipo, e' permesso visitare Talos IV. Farlo comporta un'ingiunzione di morte.
8. A nessun vascello federale e' permesso entrare nell'Impero Klingon o
nell'Impero Romulano a meno che tale contatto sia dettato dagli Ordini Generali
da 1 a 5.
9. A nessun vascello federale e' permesso visitare altri pianeti o gruppi
stellari che siano dichiarati dalla Federazione o dalla Flotta Stellare sotto
quarantena o embargo culturale, a meno che tale contatto sia dettato dagli
Ordini Generali da 1 a 5.
10. Un ufficiale della Flotta Stellare dovra' rispettare le leggi e i
regolamenti della Federazione, i suoi pianeti membri e i suoi Mandatari,
compresa la Flotta Stellare, ed e' soggetto alla disciplina interna e/o
perseguibile da autorita' esterne per qualunque violazione di dette leggi e
regolamenti.
-- Ordini Generali della Flotta Stellare della Federazione dei
Pianeti Uniti [2/5]


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Начала за здоровье, кончила...


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Conseil Debian nº 4 : vous pouvez connaître les versions disponibles et
installées pour un ou plusieurs paquets existants grâce à la commande
« apt-cache policy <paquets> ».



on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Thrashing is just virtual crashing.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Девушки, не выходите из формы. Новая форма вам дорого обойдется.


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Секрет счастливой жизни в том, чтобы тщательно планировать дни,
а вечера оставлять на волю счастливого случая.
-- Миньон Маклофлин


on the jeudi 16 mars 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)