mardi, mars 14, 2017

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Pilot: F LX 30, Kontrollraum, bitte kommen, wir haben nur noch wenige
Liter Treibstoff. Erbitte Anweisungen! Tower: Bitte geben Sie uns
ihre Position an, wir haben Sie nicht auf unserem Radarschirm.!
Pilot: Wir stehen auf der Landebahn 2 und möchten wissen, wann der
Tankwagen kommt!


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Bisogna provare tutte le esperienze almeno una volta, a parte l'incesto
ed il ballo liscio.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Unkraut nennt man die Pflanzen, deren Vorzüge noch nicht erkannt
worden sind.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Při nespavosti ti nejodvážnější považují za nejúčinnější
"zdravý pohyb na zdravém těle".
-- Noha


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мы живем очень коротко! И, может быть, не дело так располагаться в
жизни - так всерьез.
-- Михаил Зощенко


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hear about...
the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to
go up on him?


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Festival di Sanremo 1997:
In realta' Mike Bongiorno mi piace. Perche' e' spontaneo.
Come un ictus.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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<honej> zaraz opy beda :)
ůíů mode/#argante [+o Bulba] by e-siefca
ůíů mode/#argante [+o arturs_] by e-siefca
-e-siefca(siewca@shiva.poland.com)- You have been delay Auto-op'd
ůíů mode/#argante [+o z33d] by e-siefca
ůíů mode/#argante [+o honej] by Bulba
ůíů mode/#argante [+o JmsBLoNd] by Bulba
ůíů mode/#argante [+o honej] by e-siefca
<honej> :))
ůíů mode/#argante [+o cochese] by honej
ůíů mode/#argante [+o BeroMero] by honej
<cochese> re..uff
<cochese> nareszcie mnie cos wpuscilo..
<cochese> o, akurat trafilem na dzielenie opami :->


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мир, несомненно, существует объективно, иначе бы он не был столь ко мне безразличен.
-- А.Подводный


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Warum steht ein Pils im Wald?
Weil die Tannen zapfen.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"I read the other day an account of a meeting between John Knox and John
Calvin. Imagine a dialogue between a pestilence and a famine! Imagine a
conversation between a block and an ax! As I read their conversation it
seemed to me as though John Knox and John Calvin were made for each other;
that they fitted each other like the upper and lower jaws of a wild beast.
They believed happiness was a crime; they looked upon laughter as blasphemy;
and they did all they could to destroy every human feeling, and to fill the
mind with the infinite gloom of predestination and eternal death. They taught
the doctrine that God had a right to damn us because he made us. That is
just the reason that he has not a right to damn us. There is some dust.
Unconscious dust! What right has God to change that unconscious dust into a
human being, when he knows that human being will sin; when he knows that
human being will suffer eternal agony? Why not leave him in the unconscious
dust? What right has an infinite God to add to the sum of human agony?"
[Robert G. Ingersoll, "What Must We Do To Be Saved", 1880]


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Non ce ne frega niente; noi non siamo obbligati. Siamo della SIP."
-- [N.d.R.: antecedente all'era Telecom]


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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>AMHA évidemment.
Aaaaaah, bon! Tout va bien, il a dit AMHA!!!! :o)
Signature : Emmanuel (GS est un gros con, AMHA)
-+- EF in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "Faut rester poli AMHA" -+-


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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E' necessario avere uno scopo.
-- Alice #1, "I, Mudd" (TOS), data astrale 4513.3


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ares, etc. essore, etc.
A levé, rêvé l'acte, Eros secte sera.
-- Roche, Jean


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pour devenir officier, il faut avoir été sous-officier. Pour devenir
marin, il n'est pas nécessaire d'avoir été sous- marin.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je programme depuis que j'ai l'age de 11 ans et je connais bien le
language machine, l'assembleur, le Pascal, et tous ses dérivés. Ya la
mémoire, le Multitache, l'espace disque, les drivers, les textes, les
principes, les DLL, les modules, les fichiers multimedia, le 32 bits, le
mode protégé, la compatibilité et tout son aspect commercial...
-- Jayce - Ah, vous croyez que c'était plus simple, hein ? --


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Может ли вегетарианец любить женщину?
- Может, если женщина ни рыба ни мясо.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ausschüsse:
Gremien, die Probleme lösen, die es ohne die Ausschüsse nicht gäbe.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Teerflecken kann man mit Butter entfernen, aber versuchen Sie nicht
Butterflecken mit Teer zu entfernen!


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Heute muß man seine Leute motivieren, anbrüllen allein nützt nichts mehr.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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[?(?@?.pl)] sciagnela mi koszulke .. ja jej sciagnalem .. nocna koszulke ..
[?(?@?.pl)] zaczelismy sie masowa c.. calowac .. itd itp :)
[?(?@?.pl)] no i poczulem nagle bol w lpecach i zastanowilem sie .. ze .. no nie pociaga mnie
[?(?@?.pl)] i cos mi nei chcial dygnac .. ale to chyba przez plecy
[?(?@?.pl)] no dobra zrobila mi masaz :)
[?(?@?.pl)] no zaczelo sie znowu .. tym razem .. na boku lezelismy
[?(?@?.pl)] bla bla bla .. jakos nie mialem ochoty nic specjalnego jej robic wiec .. pomyslalem a niech to to se chociaz wciepne
[?(?@?.pl)] a.. tym razem mi dygnal :) no to sciagam jej majteczki ..
[?(?@?.pl)] sciagam swoje .. no i klade sie .. na niej .. troszke ja pomasowalem moim fiutkiem :) i pomysllame sobie no trzeba siegnac po gumke ..
[?(?@?.pl)] no i co sie okazalo ..
[?(?@?.pl)] jak juz ladnei sobie zalozylem itd .. powiedziala ze musimy sie zastanowic .. wiesz bo nie powiedzialem jej ze nei jestem z genowefą .. itd i w koncu nic z tego nie wyszlo
[?(?@?.pl)] a specjalnie nie nalegalem .. i juz tak sie polozylismy i zasnelismy ;))
(imiona i inne duperele zostały zmienione)


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Per sapere se un pensiero e' nuovo, non c'e' che un mezzo: esprimerlo
con la massima semplicita'.
-- Luc de Vauvenargues


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them.
-- Booth Tarkington


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was a young girl of Pawtucket
Whose box was as big as a bucket.
Her boy-friend said, "Toots,
I'll have to wear boots,
For I see I must muck it, not fuck it."


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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[32m题目:《读严子陵传》
作者:杨万里(1127-1206)
客星何补汉中兴,空有清风冷似冰。
早遣阿瞒移汉鼎,人间何处有严陵!


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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У вас еще лапша на ушах не обсохла


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Slova jsou jako třešně, zobneš si jednu a už je jich deset.
-- italské přísloví


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Пьянство есть упражнение в безумстве.
-- Пифагор


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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11:12 Ou peut-on acheter le RedHat 7.1 en ligne ?
11:12 11:12 Moi je l'ai eu en rond, sur un CD. C'est bien plus pratique..



on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il y a plusieurs mondes numériques parce qu'il y a plusieurs cultures.
-+- Oswald Spengler, Der Untergang des Abendlandes -+-


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мужчина должен иметь голову на плечах, а женщина - лицо.
-- В. Верховский


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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La Grèce doit tout aux sciences, et le reste du monde tout à la Grèce.
-+- Jean-Jacques Rousseau -+-


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Kunst ist Zusammenarbeit zwischen Gott und dem Künstler, und je
weniger der Künstler dabei tut, desto besser.
-- André Gide


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There are also a lot of nice buildings in Haiphong. What their
contributions are to the war effort I don't know, but the desire to
bomb a virgin building is terrific.
-- Commander Henry Urban Jr.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Maugham:
L'amore che dura di piu' e' quello che non e' mai corrisposto.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Další chybný krok. Černý humor by se měl vyučovat na školách.
Ozbrojení muži se mohou dostat do potíží velmi snadno, pokud jsou
neozbrojení civilisté dostatečně rozzuření, zvláště je-li příslušná ulice
dlážděna dlažebními kostkami.
-- T. Pratchett: Noční hlídka


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Чем больше я узнаю людей, тем больше люблю собак.
-- Г.Гейне


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lei do Baiano
--- N�o h� melhor momento do que hoje pra adiar pra amanh�, o
que voc� n�o vai fazer nunca.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Все мы братья по крови... до первой крови.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vzdělaný člověk má vždy v sobě bohatství.
-- Phaedrus


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jak dotąd niczego nie fałszowałem. Wpisywałem w nagłówkach takie informacje
by artykuły nie były odrzucane.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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On croit quelquefois haïr la flatterie,
mais on ne hait que la manière de flatter.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 329 -+-


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Nemáme sa starať o to, aby sme dlho žili, ale aby sme žili dosť.
-- Seneca


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Все любовники хороши - и большие, и маленькие: маленького легко
спрятать, а за большого легко спрятаться.


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Čteš-li knihu poprvé, poznáváš nového přítele, čteš-li ji podruhé,
potkáváš starého.
-- čínské přísloví


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in
the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska. He drove for three days
and three nights to get there and finally he came to what looked like the state
line. He halted his car and walked up to the border guard. "Hi, there! How
do I become a resident of this here biggest state?" demanded the Texan.
The guard looked him up and down and grinned. "Waal," he answered,
there are three things you gotta do to get in. First, drink down a quart of
110 proof corn liquor without blinkin'. Second, kill a grizzly bear, and
third, make love to an Eskimo woman."
"Sounds easy enough," said the Texan. "Where can I get a quart of
this here corn liquor?"
"Got one right here," replied the guard.
The Texan gulped down the whiskey without batting an eyelash.
"Now, do you happen to know where I can find me a grizzly?"
"Yep," answered the guard, "there's a big b'ar over that way, 'bout
a mile... lives in a cave on that cliff."
The Texan lurched merrily off. About an hour later he returned
with his clothes almost torn off and his face scratched and bloody. He was
smiling happily. "Now," he roared, "where's that damn Eskimo woman you
want killed?"


on the mardi 14 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)