jeudi, mars 09, 2017

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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade
themselves that they have a better idea.
-- John Ciardi


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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> Où va la France ?!!!
Poussée par le soulévement du rift océanique, elle suit à peu près le
mouvement de la plaque Eurasie dont elle est solidaire. Bref, elle
dérive, mais pas toute seule.
-+- Noëlle, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Politik besteht nicht selten darin, einen simplen Tatbestand so zu
komplizieren, daß alle nach einem neuen Vereinfacher rufen.
-- Giovanni Guareschi


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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HOT TUB TIPS FOR WOMEN
Vol. I -- Etiquette

1. It's not lady-like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, and then
scream at the top of your lungs, "Oh, yes, YES, BABY!"
2. Washing your partner's back is sexy. Washing your panty hose is not.
3. Nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience; don't spoil
it for everyone with a thoughtless remark, such as "My God, I've
seen bigger wangs on hamsters!"
4. It's O.K. to pass a joint while tubbing. Don't pass anything else.
5. Don't think you're fooling anybody by passing off your vibrator as a
toy submarine.


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Cremen sich die Schweine ein, wird's ein heißer Sommer sein.


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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An uptight young lady named Breerley
Who valued her morals too dearly
Had sex, so I hear,
Only once every year,
And she strained her vagina severely.


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'infini a de tout temps remué le coeur des hommes plus profondément que
n'importe quelle question ; l'infini a stimulé et fécondé la raison
comme peu d'autres idées ; mais l'infini plus que tout autre concept
demande à être éclairé.
-+- David Hilbert, À propos de l'infini -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Co je ohavnějšího než stařec, jenž pošetile žije?
-- Seneca


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep
it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
-- Steven Wright


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Быль молодцу не в укор, если, конечно он не женат.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having
to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
[Douglas Adams]


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Почему мужской член так рано уходит на пенсию?
- Потому, что он часто работает в ночную смену, в горячем цеху и вниз
головой.


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si l'électron nous a servi à comprendre beaucoup de choses,
nous n'avons jamais bien compris l'électron lui-même.
-+- Louis de Broglie -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Zum Ergreifen der Wahrheit braucht es eines höheren Organs als
zur Verteidigung des Irrtums.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1052


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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<evilgirl> maxiu co mnie wywersjonowujesz?
<maxiu> evilgirl: chcialem zobaczyc czy masz mirca :)


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Хороший пример - наилучшая проповедь.
-- Английская пословица; Жан Стобе


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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pani w aptece chyba mi wyda karte stalego klienta ze znizka na leki
przeciwbolowe jak tak dalej pojdzie...
juz sie glupawo usmiecha jak przychodze....


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Je suis content de ma bagnole. Peut-on appeler ça de
l'auto-satisfaction ?
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si je remplis complètement mon sac, j'en suis à 14 kilos .... Plus
lourd que mon sac de golf (mais qui ne prend pas de photos lui).
-+- Michel, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wir Menschen sind auf Ausdehnung und Bewegung angewiesen; diese
beiden allgemeinen Formen sind es, in welchen sich alle übrigen
Formen, besonders die sinnlichen, offenbaren. Eine geistige Form wird
aber keineswegs verkürzt, wenn sie in der Erscheinung hervortritt,
vorausgesetzt, dass ihr Hervortreten eine wahre Zeugung, eine wahre
Fortpflanzung sei. Das Gezeugte ist nicht geringer als das Zeugende;
ja es ist der Vorteil lebendiger Zeugung, dass das Gezeugte
vortrefflicher sein kann als das Zeugende.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1193


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Panther

Der Panther, der Panther -
erst lag er, dann stand er,
worauf er so erschrak,
daß er gleich wieder lag.

-- Robert Gernhardt


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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As tourists inspected the apse
An ominous series of raps
Came from under the altar,
Which caused some to falter
And others to shriek and collapse.
-- Edward Gorey


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ne forçons point notre talent ;
Nous ne ferions rien avec grâce.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Âne et le Petit Chien (Fables IV.5) -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn alle Menschen immer die Wahrheit sagten, wäre das die Hölle auf
Erden.
-- Jean Gabin


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Быть дураком, эгоистом и обладать хорошим здоровьем - вот три условия, необходимые
для того, чтобы быть счастливым. Но если первого из них не хватает, то остальные
бесполезны.
-- Флобер


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Recessione e' quando il tuo vicino perde il lavoro.
Depressione e' quando lo perdi tu.
Panico quando lo perde anche tua moglie.
-- Boris Makaresko


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Poněvadž součástí milované ženy se stalo všechno, co je na světě
krásného, jste najednou odhodláni dělat vše, co lze na světě dělat
krásného.
-- Stendhal


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<zorglub> peut-on récupérer le noyau de la debian sous forme de rpm ?



on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ILLUSION

P : C'est dégoûtant de poser sa crotte sur le trottoir !
M : C'est pas une crotte, c'est de l'engrais... Ça fait pousser les balayeurs...


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Phoner> sal.mo.nella :>
<sal_> phoner: spr* :P
<Phoner> sal_: co sie zloscisz? anias cie ugryzla? :>


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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У бюрократа все ящики - дальние.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nejvíce dáš tomu, komu dáš naději.
-- Babler


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Minulý úspěch visí na podniku jako břemeno, bývalá přednost se stává
nedostatkem či zkázou. (str. 72)
-- Toffler


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Qui vit sans folie n'est pas si sage qu'il croit.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 209 -+-


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Takt ist vor allem die Kunst des Überhörens.
-- Hans Söhnker


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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За слабаков выходят замуж только сильные женщины.
-- Bette Davis


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn die anderen glauben, man ist am Ende, so muß man erst richtig
anfangen.
-- Konrad Adenauer


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Goldfish... what stupid animals. Even Wayne Cody stops eating before
he bursts.


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Умным правит краткий миг,
Глупый знает все из книг.
Умный глупому не пара.
Умный - груз, а глупый - тара.
-- Д.Хармс


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a
terrible problem, Doctor. I have a son at Harvard and another son at
Princeton; I've just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got
homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New York; and I've
got a thriving ranch in Venezuela. My wife is a gorgeous young actress
who considers my two mistresses to be her best friends."
The psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused. "Did I miss
something? It sounds to me like you have no problems at all."
"But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week."


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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17:30 Les XShmXXX, c'est dans quelle librairie X?
17:32 17:30 Alors moi je l'ai trouvé au sex shop "le lapin rose", c'est
près des halles, ils ont une bonne collection de bouquins X



on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- ... e il Saddam?
- Io prega Allah che leva nostro presidente... Vuoi che io prega anche
per vostro?
-- Sergio Staino, Bobo


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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First as to speech. That privilege rests upon the premise that
there is no proposition so uniformly acknowledged that it may not be
lawfully challenged, questioned, and debated. It need not rest upon
the further premise that there are no propositions that are not
open to doubt; it is enough, even if there are, that in the end it is
worse to suppress dissent than to run the risk of heresy. Hence it
has been again and again unconditionally proclaimed that there are
no limits to the privilege so far as words seek to affect only the hearers'
beliefs and not their conduct. The trouble is that conduct is almost
always based upon some belief, and that to change the hearer's belief
will generally to some extent change his conduct, and may even evoke
conduct that the law forbids.

[cf. Learned Hand, The Spirit of Liberty, University of Chicago Press, 1952;
The Art and Craft of Judging: The Decisions of Judge Learned Hand,
edited and annotated by Hershel Shanks, The MacMillian Company, 1968.]


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Una donna e' una donna fino al giorno in cui muore;
un uomo e' un uomo finche' ci riesce.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the jeudi 9 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)