lundi, mars 06, 2017

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Os solteiros ricos deviam pagar o dobro de impostos. Não e
justo que alguns homens sejam mais felizes do que os
outros.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Pewna kobieta przepisała cały tekst w Wordzie z jednego dokumentu
tekstowego do nowego, ponieważ nie podobał jej się rozmiar czcionki.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Нет человека более одинокого, чем тот, который пережил любимую.
-- Э.Хемингуэй


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 22:11:06 (UTC+0100)

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Alltag wird nur erträglich durch das Nicht-Alltägliche.
-- Gerhard Uhlenbruck


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il faut laisser le passé dans l'oubli et l'avenir à la Providence.
-+- Jacques Bénigne Bossuet -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il y a une espèce de honte d'être heureux à la vue de certaines misères.
-+- Jean de la Bruyere, Les Caractères -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Leidenschaft ist biologisch abbaubar.
-- Eckhart von Hirschhausen


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Продажа женщин разрешена только перед алтарем.
-- Хенрик Каден


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Penser (peser) est fonction de peseur, non fonction de balance.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951) -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Freunde nennen sich aufrichtig. Die Feinde sind es.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ALIMENTAZIONE:
Una sola parola: cioccolato. Be', a me piace molto. Sto ancora finendo
le uova di Pasqua (non mie) e mi sto facendo 'na panza tanta. Non so voi, ma se
c'e' una cosa che adoro e' mangiare certi dolci, fatti apposta per particolari
occasioni, al di fuori di quelle stesse occasioni. Ad esempio, mi da' una
soddisfazione tremenda mangiare un pandoro a febbraio.
Si', davvero! Mi da' una sensazione di trasgressione... un po' come guidare
con la patente scaduta. Solo che se mangio il pandoro scaduto e' peggio:
rischio che svaniscano gli effetti del topicida...
Allo stesso modo, mangio anche le uova di Pasqua un mese dopo. Oltre
e' meglio di no, altrimenti mi ritrovo i pulcini di Pasqua...
Be', che andiate pazzi o meno per i dolci, ricordate sempre cio' che dicono
i medici: noi siamo quello che mangiamo. Si', avete capito bene: noi siamo
quello che mangiamo.
Pero', vaglielo un po' a spiegare a Monica Lewinsky...
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Se arriva via mare scriva ``SEA'', se arriva via terra scriva ``LAND''".
E questo te lo danno in aereo.
-- Enrico Bertolino, commentando il questionario riportato sul
visto di ingresso per entrare negli Stati Uniti d'America


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si puo' amare da morire,
ma morire d'amore no.
-- Neri per caso, "Le ragazze"

Ho visto un uomo che moriva per amore.
-- Battisti-Mogol, "Dieci ragazze"


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
-- Errol Flynn

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
-- Errol Flynn


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Se se ne parla, la cosa piu' semplice diventa subito complicata e
incomprensibile.
-- Hermann Hesse


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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[Attention : « vote OUI [resp. NON] pour fr.comp.os.linux » signifie
pour [resp. contre] la _suppression_ de fr.comp.os.linux.]
[...] Ceci est une réponse automatique à votre vote.
-+- CM in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Roby le robot rame et radote -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Наше мрачное настоящее - это светлое будущее наших отцов.
-- А.Ботвинников


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Negli Stati Uniti il cliente e' Re. In Giappone e' Dio.
-- T. Kimoto, presidente SUMITRONICS

... In Italia e' un Pirla!
-- Chiosa di Claudio Girlanda <cgirlanda@dns.easynet.it>


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Conseil Debian nº 24 : si vous voulez remercier un mainteneur pour la
solution apportée à un problème, utilisez la commande « reportbug --kudos ».



on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jeśli mówisz - mów szczerością,
Jeśli gardzisz - gardź podłością,
Jeśli cierpisz - cierp wytrwale,
Jeśli kochasz - kochaj stale.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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> C'est vrai. FreeBSD pourrait être bien s'il avait une licence
> correcte.
Oh, mon troll-ô-meter vient d'exploser...
-+- OR in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Bien regler son troll-ô-meter"


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Katholiken Terrorisieren das Land mit einer Auffassung vom Wesen
der Ehe, die die ihre ist und die uns nichts angeht.
-- Kurt Tucholsky


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мелочная опека - карточный домик любви, который рушится на крутом повороте.
-- И. Шевелёв


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Poněvadž součástí milované ženy se stalo všechno, co je na světě
krásného, jste najednou odhodláni dělat vše, co lze na světě dělat
krásného.
-- Stendhal


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Chi sa capire tutto e' molto infelice.
-- Gorkij, "Il mestiere delle lettere"


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мы научились мыслить, минуя сердце!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange
protein -- it rejects it.
-- P. Medawar


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Sklep mięsny:
- Dzień dobry, poproszę 1,5 kilo kaszanki dla psa...
... tylko, żeby nie była taka słona jak wczoraj.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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O : J'aimerais savoir si en plus d'être cocu, je suis con...
BG : Si ce n'est pas par le cul que se font les cocons,
c'est bien par le con que ce font les cocus.
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son cocon -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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После любой войны грудь Земли в крестах.
-- Крайнов-Рытов


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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17:16 comment on fait pour poster dans les blagues en bas de la tribune ?



on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Es scheint, daß jemand achten heißt, sich ihm gleichstellen.
-- Jean de La Bruyère (Die Charaktere)


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je sors dehors
Le vent du printemps s'est pris
Dans les saules
-+- Chodô -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ok, en fait, dans mon algo EXP, il n'y a que des +
J'avais mis des Div, Mul, Mod et compagnie dans
l'ancienne version et j'ai oublié de les remettre.

Ca marcherais mieux avec des mul et div tu crois ?
-- Jayce - Cryptologie de haut vol --


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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И прах наш, с строгостью судьи и гражданина,
Потомок оскорбит презрительным стихом,
Насмешкой горькою обманутого сына
Над промотавшимся отцом.
-- М.Ю.Лермонтов


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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RENVOI

P : Comment tu peux bouffer ça sans le vomir ?
M : Miom. Bah... OUERK ! ...Ça fait trois fois que je le vomis... Miom.
P : Uil !
M : Ravale-le tout de suit... quand c'est froid c'est imbouffable...
P : Bloub !


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Settima Variante di Zymurgy alla Legge di Murphy:
Quando piove, diluvia.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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[...] die Kinder armer Eltern wurden durch Bestechung zum Christentum
bekehrt; und nun versucht man, die armen Leute durch das Angebot
medizinischer Hilfe zu bekehren. Es ist schimpflich und höchst
verächtlich, Religion für weltlichen Gewinn zu verkaufen.
-- Anagãrika Dharmapãla


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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SCORPIONE (L'Oroscopo di Battista l'Ottimista):
Una settimana poco propizia per i nati sotto il segno dello
scorpione: lutto grave in famiglia, incidente in auto, fusione a livello
molecolare della piastra del vostro computer con lo chassis (irrimediabile).
Vostra figlia e' incinta di tre mesi ed ha paura a dirvelo. Siate clementi
con lei, tanto il bambino nascera' morto.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Bij ma, ženo, bij ma
gumennú hadicú,
že som sa pozeral
za inú zadnicú.
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Co to jest Żyd wkopany do góry nogami w ziemie?
Żydkiewka.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There once was a fellow named Sweeney
Who spilled gin all over his weenie.
Not being uncouth,
He added vermouth
And slipped his amour a martini.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Uno psichiatra e' un uomo che va alle Folies Bergeres e guarda il
pubblico.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 01:34:00 (UTC+0100)

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All'opera bisogna andarci con un vestito intonato?
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Настоящие программисты делают так: COPY CON PROGRAM. EXE.


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lu sur linux.wine.users :
> I have a bottle of Haut Medoc from 1971 and wondered if anyone on this BB
> could advise as to possible value and drinkability.
-+- PB in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Important ça, la drinkability !" -+-


on the lundi 6 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)