mercredi, mars 01, 2017

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Do restauracji wchodzi Mulat i dwóch Murzynów. Do stolika podchodzi
kelner i pyta Mulata:
- Co podać, najjaśniejszy panie? ...


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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K osmdesáti procentům leteckých havárií dochází při startu nebo za
přistávání. Tato statistika ho nijak nepřekvapila, protože už mnohokrát
zůstal hodinu i déle trčet nad esseffským letištěm, zatímco kolem kroužilo
padesát letadel a padesát dalších startovalo ze země, každých devadesát
vteřin jedno, a celou tu eskamotáž řídil počítač, takže stačilo, aby
bouchla jediná pojistka, a nad letištěm by to vypadalo, jako by
konkurenční boj leteckých společností propukl v otevřenou válku, v níž
soupeřící firmy najímají vysloužilé piloty kamikadze, aby si navzájem
ničily letky.
-- David Lodge: Hostující profesoři


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nur in der höchsten Gleichgültigkeit oder höchsten Wärme (Hasse) kann
man sich über Menschen irren; in beiden bemerkt man zu wenig.
-- Jean Paul


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je vote OUI ([SP] également) à ce groupe.
-+- FB in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Ouioui votationne -+-


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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CCISS VIAGGIARE INFORMATI:
- Consigli utili per chi si mette in viaggio.
Per chi si reca in montagna sopra i 1.500 metri, si consiglia la
dotazione di catene a bordo, perche' in questo periodo i montanari hanno
vaghe tendenze sado-maso.
Ricordate la Prima Legge del Zuse sugli Impianti Stereo Veicolari:
"Un impianto stereo di ottima qualita' e di gran valore si riconosce da
uno di pessima qualita' e scarso valore a seconda se l'installatore vi ha
consigliato un'assicurazione contro i furti o una contro gli incendi".
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ничто так не мешает естественности, как желание казаться естественным.
-- Ф. Ларошфуко


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Когато кучетата се хапят, вълкът напада смело стадото.
-- албанска пословица


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wieviele Angler braucht man um eine Glühbirne auszuwechseln?
Einen, aber du solltest das Ding gesehen haben - sooo groß!


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Чувство глубокой неудовлетворенности


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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17:25 Quelqu'un a déjà vu Linux tourné dans 4mo ou c'est juste une
légende urbaine ?
17:53 17:25 oui moi j'ai eu un 386 4mo ram,60 mo de dur avec debian
dessus ... ca tourne
17:55 17:53 La preuve, même s'il faut 25 minutes à tes réponses pour
arriver, ça tourne quand même...



on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Qui voudra connaître à plein la vanité de l'homme
n'a qu'à considérer les causes et les effets de l'amour.
-+- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pensées II.162 -+-


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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There are two trees in the forest. They are very proud trees. One day
they notice a sapling half-way between them.
One tree proclaims, "That is a son of beech!"
"No, that is a son of a birch!" insists the other.
"A son of a BEECH!"
"A son of a BIRCH!"
"Son of a beech!"
"Son of a birch!"

The fighting attracts a woodpecker who informs them that he can tell what
kind of tree the sapling is by its taste. First he tastes the beech and
the birch. Then he tastes the sapling. "Well now, is that a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?" asks the beech.
"You're both wrong!" says the bird. "That's the best piece of ash
I've had my pecker in for a long time!"


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking
almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
-- James Cabell, "The Silver Stallion"


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nechávat lidi ve funkcích, pro které se nehodí, není žádná laskavost;
naopak je to krutost. Neexistuje však ani důvod, proč by měl člověk,
který se neosvědčil, odejít. Podnik má vždy uplatnění pro dobrého
technika, dobrého analytika, dobrého prodejce. Nejlepší je - a většinou
se to i osvědčuje - nabídnout takovému pracovníkovi návrat do dřívější
funkce nebo do funkce ekvivalentní. (str. 55)
-- Drucker


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lacan :
Ô mégasuperantiassurbanipalistes !
Et si lapin à brus sait, n'a repu sage monacal.
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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PEAU DE LAPIN

M : Je suis contre les manteaux de fourrure !
P : Et qu'est-ce que tu as sur le dos ?
M : J'ai tué personne pour l'avoir ma fourrure !
P : Remarque, c'est vrai... Vu la qualité, tu as dû la prendre sur une charogne !


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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У медных лбов мозги не заржавеют!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Z serii "Choroby zawodowe - inne":

choroba antysemity - nieżyt


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Какие это деньги? Это сдача!
-- Майя Четвертова


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quand l'absurde est outré, l'on lui fait trop d'honneur
De vouloir par raison combattre son erreur ;
Enchérir est plus court, sans s'échauffer la bile.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Dépositaire infidèle (Fables IX.1) -+-


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pldhelp
<RyKy> pld ti jest wmiare stabilne? znaczy ja tam lubie jak raz na tydzien sie wywali na cyce


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Оскорбления - это доводы неправых.
-- Ж.-Ж.Руссо


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il lit au front de ceux qu'un vain luxe environne
Que la fortune vend ce qu'on croit qu'elle donne.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Philémon et Baucis (Fables XII.25) -+-


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Religion is a disease. It is born of fear; it compensates through
hate in the guise of authority, revelation. Religion, enthroned
in a powerful social organization, can become incredibly sadistic.
No religion has been more cruel than the Christian."
[Dr. George A. Dorsey]


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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MODE

M : Fumer des pétards, c'est un moyen pour les humains de faire jeune, cool, rebelle...
P : C'est complètement con !
M : Bof... pas plus que de voter Cohn-Bendit pour faire de gauche...


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Все, что хорошо начинается, кончается плохо. Все, что начинается плохо, кончается еще
хуже.
-- закон Паддера


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The rules:
(1) Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
(2) Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while
sitting at the console keyboard.
(3) Thou shalt not slap users on the face, nor staple their silly
little card decks together.
(4) Thou shalt not get physically involved with the computer system,
especially if you're already married.
(5) Thou shalt not use magnetic tapes as frisbees, nor use a disk
pack as a stool to reach another disk pack.
(6) Thou shalt not stare at the blinking lights for more than one
eight hour shift.
(7) Thou shalt not tell users that you accidentally destroyed their
files/backup just to see the look on their little faces.
(8) Thou shalt not enjoy cancelling a job.
(9) Thou shalt not display firearms in the computer room.
(10) Thou shalt not push buttons "just to see what happens".


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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she, « shemin », lui, « way », says
-- Schulz, Rémi


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Alles Unheil dieser Welt geht davon aus, daß die Menschen nicht still
in ihrer Kammer sitzen können.
-- Blaise Pascal


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Умный любит учиться, а дурак - учить.
-- А.П.Чехов


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The measure of our intellectual capacity is the capacity to feel less
and less satisfied with our answers to better and better problems.
-- Churchman, C. W., In J.E. Littlewood A Mathematician's
Miscellany. Methuen and Co., Ltd. 1953.


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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J'ai fait le site MultiDeskOS, le site CrazyChild,
le CD audio de musique Jayces Dancing System + le volume 2
qui n'est pas encore sorti et le système MultiDeskOS,
avec ses fichiers d'aides, ses programmes,
ses fonctions, ses jeux, son starter etc..
-- Jayce - CV --


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je älter, desto mehr entschuldigt, desto weniger achtet man d(ie)
Menschen.
-- Jean Paul


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Cobi�ada como anca de vi�va, nova e bonita.


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Il problema di certe donne e' che si eccitano per un nonnulla;
... e poi se lo sposano pure!
-- Cher


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quantos advogados precisa para trocar uma l�mpada?

R: Quantos voc� pode pagar?


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Anti-intellectualism among millenarians and Bible Literalists is a
recurrent phenomenon, but no other religious movement in America ever
has been as programatically set against its intellect as are Jehovah's
Witnesses. The Fundamentalist majority wing of the Southern Baptist
Convention are devotees of pure reason compared to Jehovah's Witnesses."
[Harold Bloom, The American Religion, pg. 162]


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ultime Parole Famose:
Non preoccuparti, non e' carica.


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je dis des choses tellement intelligentes,
que le plus souvent je ne comprends pas ce que je dis.
-+- Devise Shadok -+-


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Gegensätze ziehen sich an - z.B. arme Mädchen und reiche Männer.
-- Jayne Mansfield


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson gehen auf einen Campingplatz. Sie legen
sich schlafen.
Holmes fragt: "Watson, schau in dem Himmel und sage, was Du siehst,
und was Du daraus erkennst."
Watson: "Astronomisch sehe ich Millionen von Sternen, Galaxien mit
möglicherweise Milliarden von Planeten.
Theologisch sehe ich, daß Gott groß ist, und wir sind nur klein und
unbedeutend.
Meteorologisch sehe ich, daß das Wetter schön und beständig ist, so daß
wir morgen einen schönen Tag haben werden.
Aber was erkennst Du daraus, Holmes?"
Holmes: "Jemand hat unser Zelt gestohlen."


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Junggesellen wissen, daß man einer Frau nicht zu lange den Hof machen
darf, weil man ihn sonst kehren muß.
-- Peter Weck


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral
crisis, preserved their neutrality."
-- Dante


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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И взялся бы за ум, да, очень уж он изворотливый.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Carpe Diem, ovvero: meglio pentirsi di averci provato che pentirsi di non
averci provato.

Stupro escluso.


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Coitado do espermatoz�ide... Mora num ovo, o pr�dio � um saco, o vizinho de
tr�s fede pra caramba, o vizinho de cima � um pentelho, e o s�ndico, quando
t� duro, p�e ele pra fora!


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Žena je hádankou a dieťa je jej rozlúštením.
-- Hugo


on the mercredi 1 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)