samedi, février 18, 2017

Really nothing to say about this

Střez se mít radost z cizího neštěstí.
MALUM ALIENUM CAVE GAUDIUM FACIAS TUUM.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Há três coisas certas na vida: a morte, o erro e o imprevisto

--Daniel Dantas


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Kupili Rosjanie od Niemców piły spalinowe, które miały ciąć 10
kubików drewna na godzinę. Po jakimś czasie Rosjanie wysyłają reklamacje,
że im wychodzi tylko 8 i żeby ktoś przyjechał i to sprawdził.
Przyjeżdża Niemiec, ciągnie za linkę i odpala piłę, na co Rosjanin:
- A wot szto?!


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

>> Parce qu'il y a des faux linux ?
> Bien sûr. Tous ceux qui n'ont pas les lettres «BSD» dans leurs noms.
Lima India November Delta Oscar Whisky Sierra ?
-+- TB in GFA : "Argh, TB m'a tuer." -+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Un marito che ha scoperto che la moglie lo tradisce si affaccia
all'ultimo piano con l'intenzione di buttarsi giu'. La moglie:
"Caro, guarda che ti ho fatto le corna, non le ali!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Halka ciotki z Wujem
Halka Wujów
Halowy Bój
Hanna z Wujami
Harujący Wuj
Hodowanie Wuja
Holowany Rój
HUba z RYjem
HUczący KRAj
HUczący RYj


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Viu meu filho, estude! Quem não estuda vira WebMaster!


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

>AMHA évidemment.
Aaaaaah, bon! Tout va bien, il a dit AMHA!!!! :o)
Signature : Emmanuel (GS est un gros con, AMHA)
-+- EF in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "Faut rester poli AMHA" -+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Buď opatrný, ucházíš-li se o ženu. Ženy jsou diskrétní jen potud, pokud tě
vyslyšely. Když tě odmítnou, velice se potom svou ctností holedbají.
-- Roda-Roda


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

"Mamma, cosa fanno i maniaci sessuali?"
"Ultimamente le copertine dell'Espresso, dell'Europeo e di Panorama."
-- ElleKappa


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

un jeu de rôle gratuit sur les terres du milieu et gratuit
-+- J*A* in Guide du Petit Joueur : utopie v2.0 ...-+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

... Ma, le persone colte,
sono quelle che nascono sotto i cavoli?
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

T E T E
E T E S
T E S T
E S T E Être en tête : je teste et este des excédents de verbe
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Man ist in der Liebe darum ungerecht, weil man den andern für
vollkommen hielt.
-- Jean Paul


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Die besten Reformer, die die Welt je gesehen hat, sind jene, die bei
sich selbst anfangen.
-- George Bernard Shaw


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Вместо того, чтобы жаловаться на шипы у розы, я радуюсь тому, что среди шипов растет
роза.
-- Жубер


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

I go the way that Providence dictates.
-- Adolf Hitler


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Les veufs pleurent le plaisir qu'ils avaient a tromper leur femme.
-+- Montesquieu -+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Nothing is better than Sex.
Masturbation is better than nothing.
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Там, где брак без любви, будет и любовь без брака.
-- Франклин


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Sradicare le erbacce non tocca al botanico. Lui ha gia' fatto
abbastanza quando ci dice con che velocita' crescono.
-- C. Northcote Parkinson, "La legge di Parkinson"


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Agitator: Ein Politiker, der die Obstbäume seines Nachbars
schüttelt, um die Würmer umzuquartieren.
-- Ambrose Bierce


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Moudrý člověk mlčí o tom, co neví.
-- Sofokles


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

In jedem Menschen, in jedem Individuum betrachtet sich eine Welt, ein
Universum.
-- Giordano Bruno (1548-1600)


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Человеку свойственно рассуждать мудро, а поступать глупо.
-- А.Франс


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

- Michele!
- Sandra! E' dai tempi di Londra che non ci vedevamo!
- Ti ho ordinato un Sorgente...
- Procedure chiare, codice pulito... ma questo e' C!
- Sei sempre un'intenditore di sorgenti...
- ... e di belle donne.
- Guarda che adesso sono sposata con Wirth!
-- Alex G. Kazuma <root@scuba1>


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.
"All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has
to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered, one-hoss dump, or
by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms
for a short spell?"


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

ТЕОРЕМА НЕИЗБЕЖНОСТИ БАХМАНА
Чем больше затраты на выполнение плана, тем меньше шансов
отказаться от него - даже если он окажется несостоятельным.

СЛЕДСТВИЕ
Чем выше престиж людей, стоящих за планом, тем меньше шансов его отмены.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

- Oui il est tout a fait MultiUtilisateur. Tout les users peuvent
configurer leur session comme ils le souhaitent.
-- Jayce - On ne me coince pas comme ça, moi. --


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

J'ai des problemes pour graver le fichier "image" de virtua tennis
le fichier image a une taille de 720MO, or aucun CD de cette taille
n'existe!
-+- X-OR in Guide du Petit Joueur : Le shérif de l'espace-disque -+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

C�mulo da rapidez: trancar uma gaveta e deixar a chave dentro.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Кто не знает цену времени, тот не рожден для славы.
-- Вовенарг


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

SERVICE PUBLIC

M : Salut, vieux !
P : Normalement, les chiens n'aiment pas les facteurs !
M : J'ai rien contre les fonctionnaires... Je boufferai les couilles du facteur quand la poste sera privatisée !


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in
the milk.
-- Thoreau


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Никто не знает настолько мало, чтобы не поделиться знаниями.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Les optimistes pensent que nous vivons dans le meilleur des mondes
possibles, les pessimistes en sont intimement persuadés.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Jaro nepřináší podzimní ovoce a nehřeje jako srpnové slunce.
-- Aragon


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even
remember her first husband.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

> Follow-up fmb.linux, parce que la charte de fca.emacs, redigee par mes
> soins, interdit les trolls GNU Emacs/XEmacs, sur lesquels je suis le
> premier a me lancer :-)
-+- JK in guide du linuxien pervers - bien configurer sa charte -+-


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
["Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas]


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

#debian.pl
Aug 05 11:19:49 <natan4> feni0 jest plan
Aug 05 11:19:52 <natan4> sprzedaj butelki
Aug 05 11:20:02 <natan4> i masz na zlot i na samochod i na dom
Aug 05 11:20:03 <natan4> :)
Aug 05 11:20:13 <fEnIo> za kasę z butelek piłem 2 tygodnie temu
Aug 05 11:20:13 <natan4> i na super servery
Aug 05 11:20:19 <natan4> i na lacze sto megabitow do domu
Aug 05 11:20:22 <natan4> a
Aug 05 11:20:32 <natan4> no to moze chcociaz starczy na samolot maly teraz
Aug 05 11:20:33 <natan4> :)


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

E Dio creo' la luce, visto che le prime foto erano venute scure.
-- Egidio Moretti


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Имеется множество механических устройств, которые увеличивают
сексуальное возбуждение, особенно в женщинах. Главное среди них - Мерседес Benz
380SL с откидными сидениями.
-- П. О'Рурк


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Each of these cults correspond to one of the two antagonists in the age of
Reformation. In the realm of the Apple Macintosh, as in Catholic Europe,
worshipers peer devoutly into screens filled with "icons." All is sound and
imagery and Appledom. Even words look like decorative filigrees in exotic
typefaces. The greatest icon of all, the inviolable Apple itself, stands in
the dominate position at the upper-left corner of the screen. A central
corporate headquarters decrees the form of all rites and practices.
Infalliable doctrine issues from one executive officer whose selection occurs
in a sealed boardroom. Should anyone in his curia question his powers, the
offender is excommunicated into outer darkness. The expelled heretic founds
a new company, mutters obscurely of the coming age and the next computer,
then disappears into silence, taking his stockholders with him. The mother
company forbids financial competition as sternly as it stifles ideological
competition; if you want to use computer programs that conform to Apple's
orthodoxy, you must buy a computer made and sold by Apple itself.
-- Edward Mendelson, "The New Republic", February 22, 1988


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

Warum haben einige Trabbis eine heizbare Heckscheibe?
Damit man beim Schieben warme Hände hat.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

,-'"""`-.
,' `.
/ ` \
( / )
| " |
( )
`.\\ \ /
`:. , \ ,\ _
`:-.___,-`-.{\)
`. |/ \
`. \ \
`-. _\,)
`. |,-||
`.|| || hh


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

"Perche' giravi tutta la giornata tenendo strette nelle mani due palle di
gomma?".
Orr fece un risolino, scuotendo la testa.
"Lo feci per proteggere la mia reputazione nel caso qualcuno mi pescasse
mentre gironzolavo con le mele selvatiche nelle guance. Avendo delle palle
di gomma in mano, potevo smentire di avere delle mele selvatiche nelle
guance. Se mai qualcuno mi avesse chiesto perche' giravo con delle mele
selvatiche nelle guance, avrei potuto semplicemente aprire i pugni e
mostrare che non era vero che gironzolavo con delle mele selvatiche, bensi'
con delle palle di gomma, e che non le tenevo nelle guance, bensi' nelle
mani. Era una magnifica spiegazione. Ma non so se qualcuno riusci' mai a
capirla, perche' era tutt'altro che semplice farsi capire dalla gente,
avendo due mele selvatiche nelle guance".
-- "Comma 22", di Joseph Heller


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

Really nothing to say about this

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.


on the samedi 18 février 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)