dimanche, février 05, 2017

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Každý touží po tom, čeho se mu nedostává: ti nahoře po oblibě a ti
dole po spravedlnosti.
-- Francois de la Rochefoucauld


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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decafalon, n.:
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Сейчас разберусь как следует и накажу кого попало!
-- Неизвестный автор


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Pour traverser le Chili du nord au sud, on prend le train.
Et selon qu'on veut la traverser d'est en ouest ou d'ouest en est,
On descend voie 1 ou voie 2.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un lombrico, sgusciando via da un piatto di spaghetti: "Mamma mia che
ammucchiata!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Точка зрения, будто верующий более счастлив, чем атеист, столь же абсурдна, как
распространенное убеждение, что пьяный счастливее трезвого.
-- Бернард Шоу


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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La route se poursuit sans fin
Descendant de la porte où elle commença.
Maintenant, loin en avant, la route s'étire
Et je dois suivre, si je le puis,
La parcourant d'un pied avide,
Jusqu'à ce qu'elle rejoigne quelque voie plus grande
Où se joignent maints chemins et maintes courses.
Et vers quel lieu, alors? Je ne saurais le dire.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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PROPRIÉTÉ PRIVÉE

P : Nom de...
M : Gn !
P : Qu'est-ce que tu fous dans mon sable ?!
M : Tu vois bien... j'attends la marée haute !


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Приоритет ошибки всегда превосходит приоритет программы...


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Секс как деньги: иметь это хорошо, говорить об этом вульгарно.
-- Тоня Берг


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Женщина, думающая, что путь к сердцу мужчины лежит через желудок,
метит слишком высоко.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Udržuj si krk v teple, nepřecpávej si střevo, drž se dál od Mařenky
a budeš šedivět pomalu.
-- Martin Luther


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Jamais il ne fut peut-être un esprit plus sage, plus méthodique,
un logicien plus exact que M. Locke;
cependant il n'était pas grand mathématicien.
-+- Voltaire -+-


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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MT: ... apres avoir bisouiller la config linux pendant un certain temps.
LF: On attend avec impatience l'AAD pour fr.comp.os.linux.erotica...
Laurent Frigault in "Guide du Linuxien pervers"


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Полюбишь козла, а потом одна воспитываешь семерых козлят.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hallo Seerosengießer!


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"And I just want to say...anyone who quotes the bible...that's bullshit.
Because the bible is a book that has fucked up the world more than any
other single book. A book that was written by a bunch of male chauvinists."
[Consolidated, "Dominion"]


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Non importa quanto brutta e' la situazione. Se non ne puoi ridere,
allora sei veramente nella merda.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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250. ZSRR rozpadł się, ponieważ Chuck kopnął go z półobrotu


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Dokud dýchám, doufám. Dokud žiješ, sluší se doufat.
DUM SPIRO, SPERO. DUM VIVIS, SPERARE DECET.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"The first great step towards progress, is, for man to cease
to be the slave of man; the second, to cease to be the slave
of the monsters of his own creation."
[Robert Ingersoll, "The Ghosts", 1877]


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Гений! В гробу обретёшь ты славу свою.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Liekom na urážky je ich zabudnutie.
-- Syrus


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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As Leis e as salsichas, é melhor não saber como são feitas.

--Anônimo


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Když se člověk žení, je konec všemu. Žárlivá náklonnost ženy, ona
podezřívavá, nepokojná a tělesná náklonnost nestrpí vedle sebe vroucné a
vřelé příchylnosti, oné příchylnosti ducha, srdce a důvěry, jež existuje
mezi dvěma muži.
-- Maupassant


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Stiefmutter: "Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand! Wer ist die schönste im
ganzen Land?"
Spiegel: "Geh mal an die Seite, ich seh nichts."


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Při zjištění záměrného transportu části horniny od občana A k občanu
B je posledně jmenovaný povinen uskutečnit zpětný přesun po stejné dráze,
tedy v opačném směru, k prvně jmenovanému, avšak s použitím žitného pečiva.
-- Česká přísloví ve vědecké češtině


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Brooke:
Quando un sistema arriva ad essere completamente definito,
qualche maledetto idiota scopre qualcosa che annulla il sistema
o che lo espande fino a renderlo irriconoscibile.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
|_____|_____|_____| Let Us Keep a _|_____|_____|_____|
|__|_____|_____|__ Wall of Separation _|_____|_____|__|
|_____|_____|_____|____ Between ____|_____|_____|_____|
|__|_____|_____|___ Church and State __|_____|_____|__|
|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|
|__|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|__|


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Лыжник с трамплина
На юг полетел.
О чём-то курлычет...


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der eine: "Kalt heute, nicht?"
Der andere: "Willst Du mich aushorchen?"


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Das Geheimnis großer Erfolge ist die Vereinfachung - der Schlüssel zu
ihr ist nicht Raffinesse, sondern Naivität.
-- Sigmund Graff


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Taktika a strategie konkurování je nutnou součástí podnikání.
-- Walker


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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In /users3 did Kubla Kahn
A stately pleasure dome decree,
Where /bin, the sacred river ran
Through Test Suites measureless to Man
Down to a sunless C.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Когда река понесла старика, и он закричал "мама".
-- Адыгейская пословица


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'Italia e' il paese dei furbi. Ieri ero a Roma, sono salito su
un autobus e ho timbrato il biglietto: tlic-tlac. Il guidatore
si e' girato e ha detto: "Cosa cazzo e' questo rumore?".
-- Beppe Grillo


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL
character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often their
hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said to him, "Our matrices
are sparse. You must go to the market to exchange our RAM for some
BASICs." She compiled a linked list of items to retrieve and passed it
to him.
So Jack set out. But as he was walking along a Hamilton path,
he met the traveling salesman.
"Whither dost thy flow chart take thou?" prompted the salesman
in high-level language.
"I'm going to the market to exchange this RAM for some chips
and Apples," commented Jack.
"I have a much better algorithm. You needn't join a queue
there; I will swap your RAM for these magic kernels now."
Jack made the trade, then backtracked to his house. But when
he told his busy-waiting parent of the deal, she became so angry she
started thrashing.
"Don't you even have any artificial intelligence? All these
kernels together hardly make up one byte," and she popped them out the
window...
-- Mark Isaak, "Jack and the Beanstack"


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Deus não e compativel com as maquinaria, a medicina e a
felicidade universal. A gente tem de escolher. A nossa
civilização escolheu a maquina, a medicina e a
felicidade.
-- Aldous Huxley; escritor ingles.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<BuraMysza> btw widzialem niedawno
<BuraMysza> pierwsza domene z bledem ortograficznym
<BuraMysza> nie zamierzonym
<bth-blue> jakom?
<BuraMysza> jeden koles mial 12 lat
<BuraMysza> i mial domene
<bth-blue> i pefnie nie pierfshfsmo
<BuraMysza> @jest.dobry.w.luzku.bo.administruje.w.(nazwafirmy).com.pl
<BuraMysza> ;>
<BuraMysza> i to "luzku" rulez ;>
<bth-blue> :>>
<BuraMysza> jakis taki hackplowiec, gl0b0 czy cus


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"It's like deja vu all over again." -- Yogi Berra


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ей хотелось забраться ему в карман и жить там всегда, чувствуя
свою полную безопасность.
-- Фицджеральд


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les regards sont les premiers billets doux des amants.
-+- Anne, dite Ninon de Lenclos -+-


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"The Bible itself is intolerant, and true followers
of God's word should be as well."
[Bob Jones III]


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Solo, agg.:
In cattiva compagnia.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the
medical report she had just received. When her husband came in from work,
she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to
live. So I've decided I want to go to bed and make passionate love to you
throughout the night. How does that sound, dearest?"
"Hey, that's fine for ___you," replied the husband. "You don't have
to get up in the morning!"


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Интеллигент - тот, у кого нецензурное слово вызывает нецензурные мысли.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 5 février 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)