vendredi, janvier 27, 2017

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Estou aguardando o fim do cinema com otimismo.
-- Jean-Luc Godard


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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-=game boys=-

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on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Alle Menschen haben die Anlage, schöpferisch tätig zu sein. Nur merken
es die meisten nie.
-- Truman Capote


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Mensch sollte nicht gesünder leben als im gut tut.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vládcovia majú dlhé ruky.
-- Ovidius


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si si... Tu peux mettre les objectifs ragentiques sur les boitiers
rumériques.
-+- Daniel in fr.rec.photo : Le carré c'est plus de l'amour,
c'est de la rage ! -+-


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il a servi, salé,
Hélé, fêté, pâli.
Il a pété, fêlé,
Hélas ivre, sali.
-- Roche, Jean


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis". This is true in
almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people
have attempted to explain why. Usually these explanations get bogged
down in silly puns about "standing erect".
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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#debian.pl
Jan 04 13:55:49 <BuM> iptables v1.2.7a: can't initialize iptables table `NAT':
Table does not exist
(do you need to insmod?)
Jan 04 13:55:49 <BuM> Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be upgraded.
Jan 04 13:55:49 <BuM> modprobe: Can't locate module ip_tables
Jan 04 13:56:05 <BuM> co mam zaznaczyc w kernelu ???
Jan 04 13:56:07 <Warden> BuM-> case-sensitive.
Jan 04 13:59:42 <BuM> Warden a gdzie to moge znalez


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Юмор жизни в том, что можно умереть от смеха.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
-- Rob Pike, on X.

Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be
gone in two years. He was half right.
-- Dennis Ritchie

Dennis Ritchie is twice as bright as Steve Jobs, and only half wrong.
-- Jim Gettys


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mladí lidé prahnou po originalitě. Vyjadřují to tím, že se oblékají
všichni stejně.
-- Lardner


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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O rio atinge seus objetivos, porque aprendeu a contornar
obstaculos.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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nt-k ma taką dyskietkę repair, która działa podobnie poprawiając wszelkie
błedy, przy czym naprawdę nie wiem co w poprawnie działającym komputerze z
nt miałoby paść
abstrahuję zupełnie od faktu, że żadne sterowniki vga nie padają tylko co
najwyżej karta jest niestandardowa


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Win98 ошибка 004: Из командной строки DOS был запущен вирус, однако для
работы вируса необходима Windows. Ваша система будет перезагружена, чтобы вирус
начал свою работу. [ OK ]


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mise au point niveau warez C'est plus la peine de m'envoyer des e-mails
je n'enverrais à personne ces adresses !!! C trop dangereux pour le
site en question et c'est un manque de respect pour ce dernier !
-+- Pip99 in GPJ : Le travail bien fait, ca se respecte -+-


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Schicksalsfrage der Menschenart scheint mir zu sein, ob und in
welchem Maße es ihrer Kulturentwicklung gelingen wird, der Störung des
Zusammenlebens durch den menschlichen Aggressions- und
Selbstvernichtungstrieb Herr zu werden.
-- Sigmund Freud


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Musíme být velmi smělí, abychom se odvážili být sebou samými.
-- Delacroix


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Wechsel allein ist das Beständige.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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From: Linus Torvalds
Subject: Re: Coding style - a non-issue

> > And I will go further and claim that _no_ major software project that has
> > been successful in a general marketplace (as opposed to niches) has ever
> > gone through those nice lifecycles they tell you about in CompSci classes.
>
> That's classic:
> A) "trust me"
> B) now here's a monster bit of misdirection for you to choke on.
>
> Does anyone believe in those stupid software lifcycles?
> No.
> So does it follow that this has anything to do with design?
> No.

Hey, the whole _notion_ of "design" is that you know what you're going to
write, and you design for it.

Or do you have some other meaning of the word "design" that I haven't
heard about.

Linus


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Kam spějeme. Nikoli do prázdnoty. Prázdnota nás nepohltí.
Spějeme ke svým předkům.
-- Tatarka


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Моя профессия - артист, а ваша - Жириновский


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Afrodiziakální efekt
Lidé vyzkoušeli mnoho afrodiziak. Jediným, který působí, jsou peníze.
-- Lansky


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Вторичные половые признаки мужчины - газета, тапочки, диван, телевизор
и т. д.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Não pergunte o que o seu país pode fazer por você, mas sim o
que você pode fazer pelo seu país.
-- John F. Kennedy


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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PETITE NATURE

M : J'ai tourné dans un film de cul zoophile... J'ai dû chier dans la bouche d'une nana qui se faisait enculer par un cochon... J'ai vomi...
P : Toi ?!
M : Ils avaient mis du Carlos comme musique d'ambiance...


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"E` bello sentirsi bene...", disse il sordo.
"Ma se non senti niente...", rispose il muto.
-- Da una signature di un anonimo


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Après le pain, l'éducation est le premier besoin d'un peuple.
-+- Georges Danton -+-


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Qui voudra connaître à plein la vanité de l'homme
n'a qu'à considérer les causes et les effets de l'amour.
-+- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pensées II.162 -+-


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"How many conservatives, who talk constantly about restoring America's
Christian heritage, have you heard mention that Washington, John Adams,
Franklin, Jefferson, and most of the other founding fathers, as well as
Lincoln, were not Christians? It was Washington who insisted that no
reference to God appear in the Constitution. "The government of the United
States," he declared, "is not in any sense founded on the Christian
religion." Jefferson produced a life of Jesus (still in print) from which
he removed all the miracles to let the heart of Jesus' teachings shine
forth. Not one of the first seven presidents professed the Christian faith."
[Martin Gardner, Foreword to "Steve Allen
on the Bible, Religion, & Morality"]


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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MILITANT

M : Tu fais quoi contre les puces, toi ?
P : Bah, je mets un collier anti-puces...
M : Ah ouais ?
P : Pourquoi, tu fais quoi, toi ?
M : Je signe des pétitions...


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fortschritt bedeutet, daß wir immer mehr wissen, und immer weniger davon
haben.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Es sind nicht die Dinge, die uns beunruhigen, sondern unsere Meinung
über die Dinge.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4-65 n.Chr.)


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Легче забыть десять поцелуев, чем один.
-- Ж. Поль


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Das Einzige, was wir fürchten müssen, ist die Furcht selbst.
-- Franklin Delano Roosevelt


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Polibte mi ...---...
-- Morse


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Мало попасть в ворота, нужно ещё промахнуться мимо вратаря.


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Na světě je dnes už tolik knih, že při příští potopě Bůh pravděpodobně
nepoužije vodu, ale papír.
-- Erich Maria Remarque


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ум за разум: око за око, зуб за зуб.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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As coisas nem sempre s�o t�o ruins quanto parecem. Mas quase sempre
s�o.
-- Mill�r Fernandes


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Due ubriachi escono dall'osteria e ognuno decide di tornare a casa
propria per smaltire i fumi della sbronza. Il primo ubriaco entra in
casa propria e, vedendosi riflesso nello specchio dell'ingresso, corre
giu' a chiamare l'amico: "Pietroooo! Pietroooo! Corri! Ho i ladri in
casa!". Pietro lo sente e corre verso di lui: "Adesso vengo li' e gli
spacchiamo la faccia!". Corrono su per le scale, aprono la porta e la
richiudono subito: "Cacchio, sono in due! Andiamo a chiedere rinforzi!".
Sono in strada e passa una macchina dei carabinieri: "Ferma ferma! Ci
sono i ladri in casa mia!". I carabinieri si fanno portare sul posto
ed uno di loro sale verso l'appartamento coi due ubriachi, da' un calcio
alla porta per aprirla e poi la richiude subito esclamando: "C'era gia'
un collega sul posto...".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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> Ou le contraire, qu'il saura se laisser porter par son outil...
Tiens çà c'est une idée qu'elle est bonne... Je vais en causer à mon
sac, "ce coup si c'est toi qui porte, non mais ! "
-+- Noëlle à Frédéric, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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> Subject: cherche derniers version de linux pour testé
> faire ofre
> echange possible mais je n ai que des softs pour win
-+- furtif in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Rencontres du 3ème type..." -+-


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ich wollte den Ball treffen, aber der Ball war nicht da.
-- Anthony Yeboah (er hatte gegen Michael Schulz nachgetreten)


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was a young lady from Dumfries
Who said to her boyfriend, "It's some freeze!
My navel's all bare,
So stick it in there,
Before both my legs and my bum freeze."


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"If 50 million people believe a foolish
thing, it is still a foolish thing"
[Anatole France]


on the vendredi 27 janvier 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)