lundi, janvier 23, 2017

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... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Это не принтер - это жопа. Он только бумагу портит.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Uau!


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Les femmes, de par leur conformation, sont généralement étroites
et profondes au propre comme au figuré.
-+- Maurice Sachs (1906-1944) -+-


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ie' semplice.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Meglio una gallina oggi che un uovo domani", come disse il gallo.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Поэзия... заключается не в ритмическом сочетании слов-погремушек, но в духе,
который охватывает широкие горизонты и видит дальше и глубже, чем глаза
человека.
-- Р.Роллан


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Come fa una bionda ad accendere la luce dopo aver fatto l'amore?
- Apre la portiera dell'auto.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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We must finish once and for all with the neutrality of chess. We must condemn
once and for all the formula 'chess for the sake of chess,' like the formula
'art for art's sake.' We must organize shock-brigades of chess-players, and
begin the immediate realization of a Five-Year Plan for chess.
-- Nikolai V. Krylenko, People's Commissar for Justice
(of RFSFR, later of USSR), speaking at a 1932 Congress
of Chess Players, as quoted in Boris Souvarine's
"Stalin," published London, 1939


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ПЕРВЫЙ ЗАКОН ЧИЗХОЛМА
Все, что может испортиться, портится.

СЛЕДСТВИЕ
Все, что не может испортиться, портится тоже.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Patryk> br: jak sie polacze zawsze mam NO - CARIER
<prorok_> patryk, nie masz szans na karierę
<Patryk> prorok: czemu
<Patryk> prorok: mam swietne stopnie, znam sie na chemi
<prorok_> patryk, no, skoro nawet modem ci to mowi, to chyba coś w tmy jest


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Qual � o c�mulo da censura?

R.: Proibir uma mulher de abrir as pernas na hora do parto.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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14:33 z'avez pas aut'chose à foutre que de glandouiller sur cette
tribune à 2 francs ?...
14:34 14:33 non, on est payé, faudrait travailler en plus ?



on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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She's looking for: He's looking for: Foreplay:
1957 Someone who'll go Her: Finding a place to put
Mr. Nice Guy all the way her gum
Him: Wondering which word would
best describe her breasts
to the guys

1967 Someone who's got The first ten minutes
Mr. Natural rolling papers and of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"
will go all the way

1977 Someone who'll go Testing the batteries
Mr. Goodbar all the way in leg
warmers and a leather
face mask

1987 Someone who's never Examination of the genitalia
Mr. Clean gone all the way in under the magnifying glass
San Francisco that Grandma used for needle-
point before she passed away
-- Michael Corcoran, "National Lampoon", October 1987


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Тому, кто считает себя незаменимым, следует окунуть палец в чашку с водой и
посмотреть, какое отверстие останется после того, как он вынет палец.
-- Неизвестный автор


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Mensch hat mehr Scham über einen scheinbaren (unwirklichen)
Fehler, den der andere ihm vorwirft, als über einen wahren, den man
sich selber endlich eingesteht.
-- Jean Paul (eig. Johann Paul Friedrich Richter)


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hlavně nešlápnout vedle.
-- Neil Armstrong


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Some people have a way about them that seems to say: ``If I have only
one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.''


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nauczył mnie tego Mistrz Oryu:
Umysł może sprowadzić chorobę.
Rozbiłem harfę, wyrzuciłem tykwę i torbę,
Przestałem szukać złota w amalgamatach.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Логика - это когда параллельные не пересекаются, пока не заинтересованы.
-- Геннадий Малкин


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tagline, you're it!


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Cooper:
Se non capite una parola in un brano scientifico, ignoratela.
Il brano ne potra' benissimo fare a meno.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Na �ltima reuni�o da C�ria, tentando melhorar a situa��o da Igreja, o
Papa anuncia o prop�sito da Santa S� de permitir o casamento dos
padres. No fundo da sala um velho bispo comenta com o outro.

-- Isso n�o � para j�; possivelmente para nossos netos.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Slova jsou na to, aby vysvětlovala naše myšlenky.
-- Moliére


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pozitivní na skeptikovi je, že podle něho je všechno možné.
-- T. Mann


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"La natura ama il vuoto. La Digital no."
-- Lettera di un rivenditore DEC


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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E' estremamente divertente essere vivo... mi chiedo se il mio letto e'
fatto...


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Во дни благополучия пользуйся благом, а во дни несчастия размышляй.
-- Экклезиаст


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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La cacahuète : "J'adore les cacahuètes. Tu bois une bière et tu en as
marre du goût. Alors tu manges des cacahuètes. Les cacahuètes c'est doux
et salé, fort et tendre, comme une femme. Manger des cacahuètes, it's a
really strong feeling. Et après tu as de nouveau envie de boire de la
bière. Les cacahuètes c'est le mouvement perpétuel à la portée de
l'homme."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<flynn`> est-ce qu'il existe un serveur FTP plus simple que wu-ftpd , et tout aussi (ou plus ?) secure ?



on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Многие склонны путать два понятия: "Отечество" и "Ваше превосходительство".
-- Салтыков-Щедрин ?


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when
he hits your windshield?
A: His ass.

Q. What's the second-to-last thing to go through a grasshopper's
mind when he hits your windshield?
A. Oh, SHIT!!


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- We Francji kiedy człowiek jest złapany za kłusowanie na strusie..golimy
jego głowę i wypędzamy na pole.
- Och Boże, to dobry kawałek.
- ...raz to zobaczycie...nigdy nie będziecie tacy sami.
- Ok. Opowiedz mi o tym, byłem modelem.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Gli Errori di Windows [3 di 8]:
00C Memory hog error - Necessaria piu' Ram.
Ancora! Ancora! Ancora!
00D Window closed - Non guardare fuori.
00E Window open - Non guardare dentro.
00F Unexplained error - Prego, dimmi come si e' verificato.
010 Riservato per errori futuri dei nostri sviluppatori.
-- Da http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn jeder dem anderen helfen wollte, wäre allen geholfen.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Člověk potřebuje dva roky, než se naučí mluvit, a šedesát, než se naučí
mlčet.
-- Feuchtwanger


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Sieht die Magd den Bauern nackt, wird vom Brechreiz sie gepackt.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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<drizzzt> czym rozni sie bash od tcsh?
<gsn> drizzzt: dlugoscia mana?


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Hallo Weichfrotierer!


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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BOFH excuse #320:

You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jeder Mensch hat ein Brett vor dem Kopf - es kommt nur auf die
Entfernung an.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Infidèle : À New York, qui ne croit pas à la religion chrétienne. À
Constantinople, qui y croit.
-+- Ambrose Bierce -+-


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Carlo Verdone: "Dei film di Pieraccioni non rimane niente".
Leonardo Pieraccioni: "Dei miei film a me rimangono i miliardi".
-- Da "La Stampa" del 2/11/1997


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Parkinsonův první zákon:
Práce přibývá úměrně s tím, kolik času se na ni může vynaložit. (str. 7)
-- Parkinson


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Похвала - это кредит под высокий процент.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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8. Chuck Norris jest w 1/8 Indianinem. Nie ma to nic wspólnego z jego
przodkami, po prostu zjadł jednego.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was a young girl from Seattle,
Whose hobby was sucking off cattle.
But a bull from the South
Shot a wad in her mouth
That made both her ovaries rattle.


on the lundi 23 janvier 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)