jeudi, janvier 12, 2017

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There was a young fellow called Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse and died.
He had a twin brother
Who fell in another
So now they're interred side by side.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Есть ли больший недостаток, чем подмечать чужие недостатки?
-- Х.Джебран


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Два всадника, сидя на одном коне, дерутся друг с другом - вот
прекрасная аллегория государственного устройства!
-- Г.К.Лихтенберг


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Любопытный отыскивает редкости только затем, чтобы им удивляться; любознательный
же - затем, чтобы узнать их и перестать удивляться.
-- Декарт


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Eine Fehlentscheidung auf Anhieb spart immerhin Zeit.
-- Helmar Nahr


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nejsme svobodni milovat, co chceme.
-- Aragon


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Someone with a fresh mind, one not conditioned by upbringing and
environment, would doubtless look at science and the powerful
reductionism that it inspires as overwhelmingly the better mode of
understanding the world, and would doubtless scorn religion as
sentimental wishful thinking. Would not that same uncluttered mind also
see the attempts to reconcile science and religion by disparaging the
reduction of the complex to the simple as attempts guided by
muddle-headed sentiment and intellectually dishonest emotion?"
[P. W. Atkins, "The Limitless Power of Science" essay in "Nature's
Imagination", John Cornwell, ed.; 1995 Oxford University Press, p.123]


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Schon gewußt? Wenn man im Winter die Tür seines A-Klasse Autos
nicht mehr aufkriegt, muß dies nicht unbedingt daran liegen, daß die
Türen zugefroren sind.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ich glaube nicht an den Fortschritt, sondern an die Beharrlichkeit der
menschlichen Dummheit.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Výsměškův klobouk byl klasický mágovský klobouk s rovnou kulatou
krempou, ale přizpůsobený arcikancléřově oblibě života v přírodě. Měl do
něj zapíchánu sadu rybářských háčků a mušek. Za potní páskou uvnitř byl
upevněn malý pistolový samostříl pro případ, že by arcikancléř při
každodenním ranním běhu narazil na něco, co by se dalo zastřelit. Vzoromil
Výsměšek také zjistil, že do špičky klobouku se vejde dvoudecová lahvička
Čirodestilátovy brandy V. S. O. P. (Velmi Staré, Osobité a Proslulé).
Nebylo divu, že na svém klobouku lpěl.
-- T. Pratchett: Sekáč


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Se vostra suocera e un commercialista stessero affogando e voi aveste
la possibilita' di salvare solo uno di essi, andate al ristorante o
al cinema?
-- Tom Weller


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ar oíche Cinn an Dá Lá Dheáag beidh cuimhne grinn go héag.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Quand il se présente à la culture scientifique, l'esprit est même très
vieux, car il a l'âge de ses préjugés.
-+- Gaston Bachelard ; La formation scientifique


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 17:11:00 (UTC+0100)

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La politesse des incurables, c'est d'avoir des pansements propres.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'America degli affari ha da molto tempo smesso di richiedere che gli
impiegati del futuro siano onesti e zelanti. Ha perfino smesso di
sperare per gli impiegati che sono istruiti abbastanza da conoscere la
differenza tra un bagno per gli uomini ed uno per le donne senza che vi
siano piccole figure sulle porte.
-- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister"


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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K O L A R
O M E L A
L E B E L
A L E M O
R A L O K
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nic nezavinilo tolik starostí, tolik chorob a bídy, jako požívání alkoholu.
-- Charles Robert Darwin


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Nous oublions aisément nos fautes lorsqu'elles ne sont sues que de nous.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 196 -+-


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"While utterly discarding all creeds, and denying the truth of all religions,
there is neither in my heart nor upon my lips a sneer for the hopeful, loving
and tender souls who believe that from all this discord will result a perfect
harmony; that every evil will in some mysterious way become a good, and that
above and over all there is a being who, in some way, will reclaim and
glorify every one of the children of men; but for those who heartlessly try
to prove that salvation is almost impossible; that damnation is almost
certain; that the highway of the universe leads to hell; who fill life with
fear and death with horror; who curse the cradle and mock the tomb, it is
impossible to entertain other than feelings of pity, contempt and scorn."
[Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872]


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je dobré pozorovat na cizím neštěstí to, čemu se máme vyhnout.
-- Publius Syrus


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Розги исправляют только слабодушного, которого исправили бы и другие
средства, менее опасные.
-- Н.И.Пирогов


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Putt:
La tecnologia e' dominata da due tipi di persone:
Quelli che capiscono cio' che non dirigono.
Quelli che dirigono cio' che non capiscono.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Wordplay> You measure your vibrators in "characters per second"? I have
bad news for you, c90, you've been masturbating with a
dot-matrix printer.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"I am told that I am in danger of hell; that for me to express my honest
convictions is to excite the wrath of God. They inform me that unless
I believe in a certain way, meaning their way, I am in danger of
everlasting fire.

There was a time when these threats whitened the faces of men with fear.
That time has substantially passed away. For a hundred years hell has been
gradually growing cool, the flames have been slowly dying out, the brimstone
is nearly exhausted, the fires have been burning lower and lower, and the
climate gradually changing. To such an extent has the change already been
effected that if I were going there to-night I would take an overcoat and
a box of matches.

They say that the eternal future of man depends upon his belief. I deny it.
A conclusion honestly arrived at by the brain cannot possibly be a crime; and
the man who says it is, does not think so. The god who punishes it as a crime
is simply an infamous tyrant. As for me, l would a thousand times rather go
to perdition and suffer its torments with the brave, grand thinkers of the
world, than go to heaven and keep the company of a god who would damn his
children for an honest belief."
[Robert G. Ingersoll, "My Reviewers Reviews", lecture in San
Francisco, June 27, 1877, reply to attacks by clergymen for his
lectures "The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child", and "The Ghosts"]


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Святая простота хуже инквизиции.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mais indeciso que cavalo xucro pr� cruzar sanga.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wer einen Engel sucht und nur auf die Flügel schaut, könnte eine Gans
nach Hause bringen.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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O něco se brát, starat, doufat musí člověk na zítřejší ráno.
-- Schiller


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Freethinkers who accompany their statement of unbelief with a "wistful
regret"... express their unbelief in so mournful a manner as to furnish
some little support to the religious theorist. But the fully-fledged
Atheist will not live up to the character. Instead of weeping, he laughs.
Instead of being miserable, he is happy. Instead of regretting the loss
of his old faith, he unblushingly declares his joy of having got rid of it.
Insted of being grateful for the sympathy of the Christian, he confounds
his impertinence and expresses his sympathy with the deluded believer by
seeking to convince him of the error of his ways."
[Chapman Cohen]


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
-- William F. Buckley


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Любовь может изменить человека до неузнаваемости.
-- Теренций


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hallo Meerschweinchenbesitzer!


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Beweis durch 3-W-METHODE:
"Wer will's wissen?"


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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In principio era il caos. Il casino. Insomma, la sopraelevata
di Genova subito dopo un incidente. E il Verbo era presso Dio. Avverbi,
Preposizioni e compagnia erano rimasti bloccati sulla sopraelevata. Dio
disse: "Sia fatta l'ACI". Qualcuno capi' "Luce", e la luce fu: Big Bang!
Comparvero l'universo, lo spazio, il tempo, Mike Bongiorno...
Passo' qualche miliardo di anni, e qualche scarichetta elettrica
produsse i primi amminoacidi. La carenza di ossigeno favori' la loro
evoluzione da brodo primordiale a minestra, poi a zuppa di plancton, a
nutrimento macrobiotico, e cosi' via... Arrivarono le piante, la
clorofilla, l'ossigeno, e quindi gli animali. Prima i pesci, poi toro,
ariete, capricorno, gemelli, bilancia... Gli anfibi si trasferirono
permanentemente sulla terra ferma, diventando chi stivaletti e chi mezzi
dei Vigili del Fuoco, e, per raffinamenti bottom-up successivi, dai
rettili si arrivo' ai retti (in piedi), ovvero all'uomo. E proprio dal
primo animale ritenuto autocosciente (o autoincosciente, se pirata della
strada) si diparte la nostra breve avventura. [...]
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "La vera storia delle
dispense di Ingegneria"


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Putt:
La tecnologia e' dominata da due tipi di persone:
Quelli che capiscono cio' che non dirigono.
Quelli che dirigono cio' che non capiscono.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Robert - cichy, sztywny, w łóżku podobnie, lubi wielkie cyce, szybki inaczej.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La vie : "La vie c'est quelque chose de très fort et de très beau....
La vie appartient a tous les vivants. It's both a dream and a feeling.
C'est être ce que nous ne sommes pas sans le rester. La vie c'est mourir
aussi... Et mourir c'est vraiment strong... c'est rester en vie au delà
de la mort... Tous ceux qui sont morts n'ignorent pas de le savoir."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Podmínkou koexistence jedince druhu Homo sapiens a společenství
druhu Canis lupus je sjednocení akustické signální soustavy.
-- Česká přísloví ve vědecké češtině


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: NONE! AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!

Q: How many Radcliffe girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's "Women"... AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Über drei Dinge wird in unseren Tagen zuviel geschrieben und geredet:
Über Kunst, Gesundheit und Erziehung. Folge davon, daß wir
unkünstlerisch, kränkelnd und ungezogen geworden sind.
-- Peter Rosegger


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A única saída para o casamento seria a assinatura de um contrato de cinco anos, renovável por mais cinco, caso fosse proveitoso para os dois

--Celyta Jackson


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Todo corpo mergulhado numa banheira faz tocar o telefone.
-- Joseph Murphy


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Melasová naleziště pod Ankh Morporkem už byla dávno vyčerpána
a jako připomínka po nich zůstal jen název ulice. Při srážce s Pátým
elefantem však bylo kolem hranic Überwaldu pohřbeno tisíce akrů
prehistorické cukrové třtiny a vzniklý cukr - matný krystal - byl
základem rozsáhlého těžebního, cukrářského a zubařského průmyslu.
-- T. Pratchett: Pátý elefant


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Chefarzt zum Patienten:
"Warum sind Sie aus dem Operationssaal gerannt?"
"Weil die Schwester gesagt hat: 'Keine Panik, eine Blinddarmoperation
ist doch ein Kinderspiel!'"
"Aber das stimmt doch!"
"Schon, aber sie hat's zum Chirurgen gesagt!"


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Opakování je matkou studia.
REPETITIO EST MATER STUDIORUM.


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quando si insegna ad un bambino... lui viene programmato con semplici
istruzioni -- e ad un certo punto, se la sua mente si sviluppa
correttamente, eccede la somma di cio' che ha appreso, e pensa
indipendentemente.
-- Dott. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer" (TOS),
data astrale 4731.3


on the jeudi 12 janvier 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)