dimanche, janvier 08, 2017

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Bajka o śledziu, żonie i puszczy:
Śledź żonę, bo się puszcza.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Deines Reichtums wird sich ein Erbe bemächtigen.
-- Quintus Flaccus Horaz (65-8 v.Chr.)


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Piu' pausa per le giovani, meno...pausa per le vecchie."
-- Cartello di una fabbrica, da it.hobby.umorismo


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Carte : d'ici, U. Sam assomma militari.
Veut islamiste : erre ? terré ? et si mal situé !
Vira-t-il imam, M. Ossama ? Suicide ? Trac ?
-- Fontaine, Jean


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Seid Sand, nicht Öl im Getriebe der Zeit.
-- Günter Eich


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn jemand Freude daran hat, bei Musik in Reih und Glied zu
marschieren, dann verachte ich ihn schon deswegen, weil er sein Gehirn
nur wegen eines Irrtums bekommen hat; ein Rückenmark hätte gereicht.
-- Albert Einstein


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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N: Phil Lewis
E: beans@bucket.ualr.edu
D: Ha promesso di spedire del denaro se avessi messo il suo nome nel
source tree
S: PO Box 371
S: North Little Rock, Arkansas 72115
S: US
-- Da /usr/src/linux/CREDITS


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"God made his only son die on the cross to avenge his own anger
against a man and woman four thousand years dead. Besides, the
garbage disposal was sending radio signals through his head
and it seemed like a really good idea at the time."
[Charles Fiterman]


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"E' una delle superstizioni dello spirito umano aver immaginato
che la verginita' potesse essere una virtu'."
-- Voltaire, "Le sottisier"


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Можно ли бить жену?
- Не только можно, но и нужно, так как еще Энгельс говорил, что бытие
определяет сознание.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Öl:
eines der wenigen zweibuchstabigen Wörter, die mit Ö anfangen und
mit l aufhören


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"We are not accountable for the sins of "Adam"
[Robert G. Ingersoll, "Myth and Miracle" 1885]


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il s'en faut bien que nous ne connaissions toutes nos volontés.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 295 -+-


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Frag mal, auf was für uptimes man kommt, wenn man Software-Entwicklung
unter NT macht..."
"Das können bis zu dreißig Minuten werden - in der Mittagspause."
-- Andreas Bogk, Kai Fett, de.alt.sysadmin.recovery


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<szymansk> jak to mawiali u mojej siostry na roku o dziewczynach z chemii:
Same kwasy , zadnych zasad


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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It is the wisdom of crocodiles, that shed tears when they would devour.
-- Francis Bacon


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Камилата поискала рога, та останала и без уши.
-- турска пословица


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Le besoin pressant d'un univers logique et cohérent et
profondément ancre dans l'inconscient humain. Mais
l'univers réel est toujours à peu prés au-delà de la logique.
-+- Frank Herbert, Dune -+-


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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LETTERE AL DIRETTORE:
> Anche lei eggregio direttore ha dimostrato di prestare attenzione a noi
> poveretti che continuiamo ad essere bombardati da messaggi dal mondo in
> tutte le lingue.

Non dirmi che anche tu hai guardato il Gala' della Pubblicita' con gli spot
stranieri, che non ci bastano piu' quelli italiani...
Io mi son ben guardato dal guardarlo. E per questo mi e' rimasta una
curiosita': ma e' vero che e' l'unico programma che non possono interrompere
per mandare in onda la pubblicita'?
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Principio di Indeterminazione Sociologica:
E' impossibile sapere con assoluta certezza se la ragazza che ti
interessa sia libera.

Aggiunta di Schrodinger:
E' invece certo che si farebbe suora piuttosto che mettersi con te.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Že mlčení je síla a mluvení slabost, to je vidět i z toho, že starci
a děti rádi mluví.
-- Ivo Andrič


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Inovace založené pouze na bystrých myšlenkách mohou být velmi riskantní
a někdy i neúspěšné. Ambiciózní plán General Electric na "továrnu
budoucnosti" byl možná z hlediska nákladů chybný. Vycházel z nereálných
prognóz a z nereálných očekávání vzhledem k automatizaci odvětví.
Koncepce nové továrny vyjadřovala přání ředitele, který chtěl prosadit
podnikatelství v organizaci, která byla známá svou vysokou
strukturovaností. Inovace, usnadňující život lidí, bývají často velmi
úspěšné. (str. 246)
-- Weihrich, Koontz


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Reisekostengesetz: "Stirbt ein Beamter während einer Dienstreise, so ist die
Dienstreise beendet."
-- recherchiert von Werner Koczwara


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Konkureční strategie má za cíl vybudovat výnosné a udržitelné postavení
vůči sílám, které rozhodují o schopnosti konkurence v daném odvětví.
(str. 19)
-- Porter


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Мы творим зло с наибольшим усердием тогда, когда нас побуждает к этому
совесть чистая, но совращенная заблуждением.
-- Т.Эдвардс


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake
without ketchup and mustard.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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HISTOIRE

M : Il paraît que Thomas Jefferson a eu un enfant avec son chien...
P : Mais non ! C'est avec son esclave qu'il a eu un gosse...
M : Qu'est-ce qu'il a eu alors, avec son chien ?
P : La chtouille.
M : Ah, ouais...


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Nick L. Brille


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was an old Scot named McTavish
Who attempted an anthropoid ravish.
The object of rape
Was the wrong sex of ape,
And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Scott: L'androide al bar mi ha detto che tu mi avresti potuto mostrare
la mia vecchia nave.
Computer: Dati insufficienti. Prego quantificare parametri.
Scott: L'Enterprise. Mostrami il ponte dell'Enterprise, stupido pezzo
di...
Computer: Ci sono state cinque navi della Federazione con quel nome.
Prego specificare il numero di registrazione.
Scott: N-C-C-Uno-Sette-Zero-Uno. Nessuna A, B, C... o D!
-- "Relics" (TNG), data astrale 46125.3


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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#debian.pl
Mar 19 01:37:47 <o_0> ok wracam do dekadentyzmu ;>
Mar 19 01:38:39 <Azazelle> dekadentyzm to jak ktos ma dziesiec zebow, nie?


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pldhelp
12:56 < okey> moze mi ktos powiedziec jakie jest kodowanie polskich czcionek bez ogonków


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Velká láska je často k smíchu, zejména není-li sdílena.
-- Cronin


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"The average person in fulfilling his need to believe, in yielding to
the urge of his herd instinct and in reaping the many advantages religion
offers is following the path of the least resistance and greatest reward."
[C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"]


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Siamo soli nell'universo?
- Si'.
- Ma allora non c'e' proprio vita nell'universo?
- Be', un po' al sabato sera...
-- Corrado Guzzanti, il Messia di "Quelo",
"Pippo Chennedy Show"


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Zwischen heut und morgen liegt eine lange Frist, lerne schnell
besorgen, da du noch munter bist.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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P: Ta amnezja ogranicza całkowicie Pana zdolność do zapamiętywania?
O: Tak.
P: W jaki sposób się ona objawia?
O: Ja zapominam.
P: Pan zapomina. Może nam Pan podać jakiś przykład czegoś co Pan
zapomniał?


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Come convinci una bionda a sposarti?
- Le dici che e' incinta.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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En un mot, nos moyens d'investigation laissent loin
derrière eux nos moyens de compréhension.
-+- Paul Valéry -+-


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Montana:
Where men are men and women are sheep.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ein Land mit 2283 verschiedenen Käsesorten kann man nicht regieren.
-- Charles de Gaulle


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Geiß und Schleiche

Die Schleiche singt ihr Nachtgebet,
die Waldgeiß staundend vor ihr steht.
Die Waldgeiß schüttelt ihren Bart,
wie ein Magister Hochgelahrt.
Sie weiß nicht, was die Schleiche singt,
sie hört nur, daß es lieblich klingt.
Die Schleiche fällt in Schlaf alsbald.
Die Geiß geht sinnend durch den Wald.
-- Christian Morgenstern


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Mais usado que pronome obl�quo em conversa de professor.


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I'll be Back : "Too much, too fast. Also, when I came to Hollywood, I
was alone, and I fell in with the wrong people. I married this great
woman, Gladys, and she gave me two lovely children, and then I got on
the wrong path. I think I made every mistake a man can make and live to
talk about it. But I learned, I got my family back, I got my live back
on track and I'm back, stronger than ever. Wait until you see Replicant.
I think lot of people are going to be surprised. We're going to have a
ninity dag shoot, really take our time to get things right. I really
believethat when I walk into Cannes Film Festival with this movie, I'll
be back as the biggest action star once again."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pldhelp
14:47 < misiuw> jak sie dowiedziec jakie jadra mam?:P
14:48 < evilc> misiuw: Rozepnij rozporek


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pld
21:16 <+soltys> jeszcze takie pytanko male mam, uzywa ktos z Was PLD ?


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute
-- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic)
how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whom
to vote -- where no church or church school is granted any public funds or
political preference -- and where no man is denied public office merely
because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or
the people who might elect him.
-- John F. Kennedy


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La liberté est comme une flèche lancée en direction du ciel...
les fous et les poètes espèrent qu'elle l'atteindra,
les politiciens attendent qu'elle retombent,
les sages en aiguisent une autre.
-+- Proverbe chinois -+-


on the dimanche 8 janvier 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)