lundi, janvier 02, 2017

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Beleidigungen sind die Argumente derer, die unrecht haben.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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N�o me interrompa enquanto eu estiver interrompendo.
-- Winston S. Churchill


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Если уж смотреть на себя со стороны, то с положительной.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The Worst Lines of Verse
For a start, we can rule out James Grainger's promising line:
"Come, muse, let us sing of rats."
Grainger (1721-67) did not have the courage of his convictions and deleted
these words on discovering that his listeners dissolved into spontaneous
laughter the instant they were read out.
No such reluctance afflicted Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-70) who was
inspired by the subject of war.
"Flash! flash! bang! bang! and we blazed away,
And the grey roof reddened and rang;
Flash! flash! and I felt his bullet flay
The tip of my ear. Flash! bang!"
By contrast, Cheshire cheese provoked John Armstrong (1709-79):
"... that which Cestria sends, tenacious paste of solid milk..."
While John Bidlake was guided by a compassion for vegetables:
"The sluggard carrot sleeps his day in bed,
The crippled pea alone that cannot stand."
George Crabbe (1754-1832) wrote:
"And I was ask'd and authorized to go
To seek the firm of Clutterbuck and Co."
William Balmford explored the possibilities of religious verse:
"So 'tis with Christians, Nature being weak
While in this world, are liable to leak."
And William Wordsworth showed that he could do it if he really tried when
describing a pond:
"I've measured it from side to side;
Tis three feet long and two feet wide."
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Mauric byl expert jen na kočičí zpěv, který se provozoval tak,
že se kočka postavila na pět centimetrů od jiné kočky a ječela na ni
tak dlouho, dokud se ta druhá nedala na ústup. Lidská hudba mu vždycky
připadala slabá a řídká. Jenže když lidé slyšeli chlapcovu hudbu, obvykle
si poklepávali nohou do taktu. A taky se většinou usmívali. Nic z toho
Mauric neznal.
-- T. Pratchett: Úžasný Mauric


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Essere adulti e' essere soli.
-- Jean Rostand, "Pensieri di un biologo"


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fidel sofre um enfarte, e a fam�lia o leva ao hospital. O m�dico diz:

-- N�o tem esperan�a.

O irm�o pergunta:

-- Ele vai morrer?

-- N�o. Vai continuar vivo.


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Понять женщину легко, если она не пытается ничего объяснить.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Глупость и мудрость с такой же легкостью передаются, как и заразные
болезни. Поэтому выбирай себе товарищей.
-- Шекспир


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn Schildermacher streiken, wer beschreibt ihre Schilder?


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Trois Haïku-ku contre un

Terre ensemencée
De germes de senevé
Etrennes d'été

Parfum lilas blanc
Saison sans souci ni dol
Un grand amour

En toutes saisons,
De circonstance et concis,
Ciblés et concrets
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
wild afternoon??


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Жизнь - это выяснение отношений с Вечностью.
-- Виктор Гаврилов


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jenom se žeňte, beze všeho. Dostaneš-li dobrou ženu, budeš výjimkou,
dostaneš-li zlou, zůstaneš filosofem.
-- Sokrates


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ich muß mal kurz in den Laden.
Halt Du solange unseren A-Klasse Mercedes fest!


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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27. Pierwsza scena w ?Szeregowcu Ryanie? jest rekonstrukcją gier w zbijanego,
w które Chuck Norris grał w drugiej klasie podstawówki.


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Svuota la tua mente, svuota la tua mente... Gia' fatto? Non c'era granche',
allora...
-- Mago Oronzo (Raul Cremona), "Mai Dire Gol"


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Фаберже. Автопортрет. Фрагмент.


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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you talkin' to me ?
"tu sais, petit, tu postes pas sur le bon forum... y'en qui ont
essayé, on les a plus revus"
-+- Arnaud in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : C'est dangereux dans le coin -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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> Voici mon problème, j'ai deux PCs relies par des cartes ethernet,
> configures avec le protocole PPP.
-+- Romain in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Ils sont fous ces romains !" -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Manželstvo je pamiatka na lásku.
-- Rowland


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Schönheit ist, wenn ein interesseloses Wohlgefallen beim Betrachter
hervorgerufen wird.
-- Immanuel Kant


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)
3/4 oz. tequilla
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. orange juice
3/4 oz. sour mix
1/2 oz. cola
shake with ice and strain into frosted glass.
Long Island Iced Tea


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"In quanti siamo su questo letto?!?"
-- Jill Clayburgh, da "Amarti a New York"


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Политик хочет оставаться на своем посту всегда из самых высоких побуждений!
-- Агата Кристи


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nicht derjenige, der Datenschutz fordert, attakiert das Netz, sondern
derjenige, der ihn aus Jux und Dollerei (aus Neugier, Spieltrieb, ...)
verletzt.
-- Werner Icking (icking@sunick.gmd.de)


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"moi Aussi j'étais debutant. He oui, lorsque j'ai commencé a installer
1ere fois linux, ca faisait 6 mois j'avais mon pc. Avant, P.C voulait
dire partie communiste. ;-)."
-+- Gleny in Guide du linuxien pervers : "Bien configurer ses parties"


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Por que quando perdemos algo e pedimos ajuda a algu�m, a pessoa sempre
pergunta: ``Onde voc� perdeu?''


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Trivial, tout le monde s'en fout, on a pas besoin de preuve (ex : j'ai
un kilo de plomb dans mon labo)
Étonnant, demande une preuve (ex : j'ai un kilo d'or dans mon labo, j'ai
vu la foudre en boule)
Foutaise, je veux une méga-preuve (ex : j'ai un kilo d'einsteinium dans
mon labo, j'ai vu la vierge)
-+- Martin Gardner -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Tell the truth and run."
-- Yugoslav proverb


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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03:06 putain, 22 pouces ça déchire grave ;-)
03:08 03:06 Aie, tu m'étonnes ! Meme avec de la vaseline... C'était ta
première fois ?



on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lang leben will halt alles, aber alt werden will kein Mensch.
-- Johann Nepomuk Nestroy


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Не надо - правду, говорите, как есть!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La loi n'a le droit de défendre que les actions nuisibles à la société.
-+- Déclaration des droits de l'homme et du citoyen
(26 août 1789) - Article V -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I nešťastná láska je krásná, je-li oboustranná.
-- Scheinpflugová


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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`Lasu' Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware Book Takes Paves For New World Order
by staff writers

...
The central Superhighway site called ``sunsite.unc.edu''
collapsed in the morning before the release. News about the release had
been leaked by a German hacker group, Harmonious Hardware Hackers, who
had cracked into the author's computer earlier in the week. They had
got the release date wrong by one day, and caused dozens of eager fans
to connect to the sunsite computer at the wrong time. ``No computer can
handle that kind of stress,'' explained the mourning sunsite manager,
Erik Troan. ``The spinning disks made the whole computer jump, and
finally it crashed through the floor to the basement.'' Luckily,
repairs were swift and the computer was working again the same evening.
``Thank God we were able to buy enough needles and thread and patch it
together without major problems.'' The site has also installed a new
throttle on the network pipe, allowing at most four clients at the same
time, thus making a new crash less likely. ``The book is now in our
Incoming folder'', says Troan, ``and you're all welcome to come and get it.''
-- Lars Wirzenius <wirzeniu@cs.helsinki.fi>
[comp.os.linux.announce]


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un concerné n'est pas obligatoirement un imbécile encerclé.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не каждый человек похож на себя.
-- М. Генин


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si seulement je connaissais plus de mathématiques !
-+- Erwin Schrödinger, Lettre à Willy Wien du 27.12.1925 -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Non capisco tutta questa eccitazione per il multitasking: io sono anni
che leggo in bagno.
-- Carlo Landini


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ich würde gern leben wie ein armer Mann mit einem Haufen Geld.
-- Pablo Picasso


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il superfluo, cosa quanto mai necessaria.
-- Voltaire


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero
... must drink brandy.
-- Samuel Johnson


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Une théorie est scientifique si et seulement si elle susceptible d'être
réfutée ; elle n'est pas vraie, mais tout au plus admise provisoirement.
-+- Karl Popper -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Stilblüten aus Polizeiberichten und Gerichtsverhandlungen:
Die weiteren Ermittlungen erbrachten, daß die Genannte außerdem
mittels einer Eidechse das Bein des Mitarbeiters Josef
P. beschädigte.


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Arachne> apt-get install grub bande de dinos!
<jerome> Arachne:
<jerome> marvin:~# apt-get install grub bande de dinos
<jerome> Reading Package Lists... Done
<jerome> Building Dependency Tree... Done
<jerome> E: Couldn't find package bande
<jerome> je garde lilo
-- jerome in "nous n'avons pas les memes valeurs" --
#debian-fr


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Aide OuiOui a améliorer son Karma.
Clique sur Potiron sur tu as besoin d'aide.
-+- MB in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son potiron -+-


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Was man Idee nennt: Das, was immer zur Erscheinung kommt und
daher als Gesetz aller Erscheinungen uns entgegentritt.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1062


on the lundi 2 janvier 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)