dimanche, janvier 01, 2017

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Es kann passieren, was will:
Es gibt immer einen, der es kommen sah.
-- Fernandel


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while
you're being miserable.
-- C. B. Luce


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Времена Робингудов не прошли, грабители по-прежнему становятся героями.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is;
you're what's left.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ANALPHABÈTE

M : Incapable ! Inutile ! Moi, au moins, je rapporte le courrier !
P : Je pourrais le faire aussi mais moi, je suis chargé d'y répondre au courrier


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Kdo se směje v pátek, bude plakat v neděli.
-- Racine


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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II. Connorův zákon:
Jestliže se jedná o tajný spis, určitě zůstane zapomenut v kopírovacím
stroji.
-- Murphy


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Všetko, čo robíš, rob dobre a nezabúdaj na cieľ!


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Faut rien bouger à votre système. Tout tourne comme avant, mais avec le
Multidesk, qui supporte la domotique, permet de réparer votre Windows
s'il tombe en panne, puisqu'il tient sur une disquette, etc... Pas
besoin de créer de partition, Windows croit que c'est un programme
-- Jayce - Attendez, je claque dans mes doigts --


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Co se mne týče, myslím, že bych dobře vydržel mimo postel, kdybych
už se z ní dostal ven. Pro mne je nejtěžší věcí, odtrhnouti hlavu od
podušky a nepomůže mi v tom sebe silnější večerní rozhodnutí. Když tak
promarním celý večer, řeknu si: "Dnes už se do další práce nebudu dávat,
přivstanu si za to zítra ráno"; a jsem pevně rozhodnut udělati to - večer,
když na to myslím. Ráno však nemám pro tu myšlenku již tolik nadšení a
myslím, že by bylo bývalo mnohem lépe, kdybych byl zůstal večer déle
vzhůru. A pak je tu nesnáz s oblékáním a čím více na to myslím, tím více
pociťuji potřebu odložiti to.
-- J. K. Jerome: Jalové myšlenky lenivého člověka


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid he'll have to go
His magnets ruin my radio
And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar

Riding down a thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead but he don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sunshine on His back
Make Him peel, chip and crack
A little patching keeps Him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow the horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it for a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once His robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar.

["Plastic Jesus", circa 1969, sign-on
song of disk jockey Don Imis]


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Leben ist das, was wir daraus machen.
-- Henry Miller


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quoique les hommes se flattent de leurs grandes actions,
elles ne sont pas souvent les effets d'un grand dessein,
mais des effets du hasard.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 57 -+-


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"E' vero, abbiamo perso, ma non posso amputare niente ai miei ragazzi."
-- Renzo Fossati


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Le mariage est une cérémonie où un anneau est placé au doigt de -
l'épouse, et un autre au nez de l'époux.
-+- Herbert Spencer -+-


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Es gibt viele Menschen, die sich einbilden, was sie erfahren,
das verstünden sie auch.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 595


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Мужья, как правило, хороши в чужой постели.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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56. Chuck Norris zamówił Big Maca w Burger Kingu I go dostał.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pro zrození lásky... je třeba, aby nebyla na překážku ošklivost.
Milenec však brzy dospívá k tomu, že shledává svou milenku krásnou
právě v té podobě, jakou má, aniž si myslí na pravou krásu.
-- Proust


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A scandal involving an oyster
Sent the Countess of Clews to a cloister
She preferred it, in bed,
To the count (so she said)
'Cause it's longer and stronger and moister.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Если решение не приходит на ум - значит, решения нет!..
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Una volta almeno facevi l'amore sul serio; oggi ti colleghi col computer
e ti accoppi con una carta di credito.
-- Beppe Grillo, parlando di Internet, febbraio 1998


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Es ist ebenso absurd zu behaupten, ein Mann könne nicht ständig
dieselbe Frau lieben, wie zu behaupten, ein Geiger brauche mehrere
Geigen, um ein Musikstück zu spielen.
-- Honoré de Balzac


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Many sites use Sun's Network Failure System (NFS), presumably because
the operating system vendor does not offer anything else.

-- from qmail's maildir(5)


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Para mim, velhice é sempre quinze anos a mais do que eu tenho

--Bernard Baruch


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Kdyby byli muži více spokojeni sami se sebou, byli by méně nespokojeni
se svými ženami.
-- Voltaire


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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_Pan_ Elánius, pomyslel si Mikuláš, když rychlým krokem
následovali policistu. Všichni muži hlídky mu tak říkali. Ten muž nebyl
jen velitelem hlídky, ale byl i rytířem, později povýšeným do šlechtického
stavu s titulem vévody, přiženil se do jedné z nejbohatších rodin města,
dá-li se jedna žena nazývat rodinou, ale oni mu říkali _pan_. A bylo to
skutečné _pan_, slovo plné významu, ne takové to lhostejné "pan", jaké
užíváte, když chcete říct obyčejné věci jako: "Teď, pane, opatrně odložte
ten samostříl a s rukama nad hlavou se pomalu otočte."
-- T. Pratchett: Pravda


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Spazio, ultima frontiera! Eccovi i viaggi dell'astronave Enterprise,
durante la sua missione quinquennale diretta all'esplorazione di strani
mondi, alla scoperta di nuove forme di vita e di civilta', fino ad
arrivare la', dove nessun uomo e' mai giunto prima.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Стремление человека быть центром общего внимания людей - пагубно для него, ибо
ничто не омертвляет душу так быстро, как жажда нравится людям.
-- М. Горький


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ведь любовь - это же сплошной обман. Чудесный обман со стороны матушки-природы.
Взгляни на это сливовое дерево! И оно сейчас обманывает тебя: выглядит куда
красивее, чем окажется потом. Было бы просто ужасно, если бы любовь имела хоть
какое-то отношение к правде.
-- неизвестный автор


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Manche Karrieremacher sind wie Efeu: Kriechend wachsen sie über sich
selbst hinaus.
-- Ralph Boller


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Истина питается критикой.
-- Г.В.Плеханов


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ho visto gente mettersi i preservativi alle dita dei piedi per paura di
prendersi l'Adidas!
-- Paolo Rossi


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<clacbec> réponse courte : tu clic/glisse l'icone sur la barre
<clacbec> réponse longue : au début il y a vait les machines a cartes perforées



on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Filetto, s.m.:
Piccolo file.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Matemastica e Deformatica"


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest
in a yak.
-- Woody Allen


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Cabirolův poznatek:
Moudrého člověka potěší, když odhalí pravdu; hloupého potěší, když
odhalí podlost.
-- Murphy


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les supérieurs ne pardonnent jamais à leurs inférieurs de posséder les
dehors de la grandeur.
-+- Honoré de Balzac -+-


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Er war ein Luftikus. Alle nannten ihn Airwin.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не пренебрегай врагами: они первыми замечают твои ошибки.
-- Антисфен


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Être aware : "Y a des gens qui n'ont pas réussi parce qu'ils ne sont pas
aware, ils ne sont pas "au courant". Ils ne sont pas à l'attention de
savoir qu'ils existent. Les pauvres, ils savent pas. Il faut réveiller
les gens. C'est-à-dire qu'y a des gens qui font leur travail, qui font
leurs études, ils ont un diplôme, ils sont au contact tout ça. Tu as un
rhûme et tu fais toujours "snif". Faut que tu te mouches. Tu veux un
mouchoir ? Alors y a des gens comme ça qui ne sont pas aware. Moi je
suis aware tu vois, c'est un exemple, je suis aware."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Your home electrical system is basically a bunch of wires that bring
electricity into your home and take if back out before it has a chance to
kill you. This is called a "circuit". The most common home electrical
problem is when the circuit is broken by a "circuit breaker"; this causes
the electricity to back up in one of the wires until it bursts out of an
outlet in the form of sparks, which can damage your carpet. The best way
to avoid broken circuits is to change your fuses regularly.
Another common problem is that the lights flicker. This sometimes
means that your electrical system is inadequate, but more often it means
that your home is possessed by demons, in which case you'll need to get a
caulking gun and some caulking. If you're not sure whether your house is
possessed, see "The Amityville Horror", a fine documentary film based on an
actual book. Or call in a licensed electrician, who is trained to spot the
signs of demonic possession, such as blood coming down the stairs, enormous
cats on the dinette table, etc.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Какие смешные цены на стоимость жизни!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<dark> moshez: This is finland. You don't need to say anything to
shop at the supermarket :)
<dark> You need to know what they mean when the cute checkout girl
asks if you want pussy.
<dark> That's all.
<asuffield> dark: is this a particularly common problem?
<dark> asuffield: Yes :) The word for shopping bags sounds like that.
-- in #debian-devel


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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O orgulho de morrer rico provoca gargalhadas no inferno

--John Foster


on the dimanche 1 janvier 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)