mercredi, mai 31, 2017

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Hear about...
the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the
men who have tried Camels have gone back to women?


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Лучшее средство от греха - отсутствие средств.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Legge di Williams e Holland:
Se si raccolgono abbastanza dati, qualsiasi cosa puo' essere
dimostrata con metodi statistici.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если б язык жены был короче, то жизнь мужа была бы длиннее.
-- Молдавская пословица


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Maltempo:
Allarme acqua alta a Venezia. L'acqua ormai arriva alla cintola.
I turisti hanno smesso di entrare nei bar per urinare.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi (Daniele Luttazzi), "TABLOID"


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Meglio di tutto e' non essere mai nati. Il secondo meglio e' morire presto.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Muž neumí skrývat před ženou, že je zamilovaný. Hlavně neumí
skrývat, že je zamilovaný do jiné.
-- Kassak


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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N : quand je formate en dos j ai 8.4G°
K : Houla ! 8.4 gigadegres ! Chaud chaud chaud !
-+- K in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : De la thermodynamique du dos... -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nous nous faisons honneur des défauts opposés à ceux que nous avons :
quand nous sommes faibles, nous nous vantons d'être opiniâtres.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 424 -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Floggings will continue until morale improves."
-- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ceux qui vous disent que Linux n'est pas convivial vous mentent,
je n'ai jamais rencontré autant de gens que depuis que je l'utilise..


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kurs pisania sms:

(_@_) cyberdupa


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《望岳》
作者:杜甫
岱宗夫如何,齐鲁青未了。
造化钟神秀,阴阳割昏晓。
荡胸生层云,决眦入归鸟。
会当凌绝顶,一览众山小。


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La chance n'existe pas. Ce que vous appelez chance, c'est
essentiellement l'attention que certains accordent aux détails
les plus infimes.
-+- Winston Churchill -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wer für alles offen ist, ist nicht ganz dicht.
-- Edmund Stoiber


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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12:23:48 <Baseciq> jack_: masz fajki ?
<jack_> Mam :)
[dcc(SEND)] Baseciq
<jack_> łap :)
*** DCC SEND with Baseciq[213.25.209.216:1983] established
12:24:57 <Baseciq> dzięki
<jack_> n/p :)


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ôtez la crainte de l'enfer à un chrétien et vous lui ôterez sa croyance.
-+- Diderot, Denis -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura,
maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a
tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe,
pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a
peon, a canal -- Panama.
-- pal�ndromo


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tutto e' relativo. Prenda un ultracentenario che rompe uno specchio: sara'
ben lieto di sapere che ha ancora sette anni di disgrazie...
-- Albert Einstein, spiegando la Teoria della Relativita'
ad un giornalista.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"We created god in our own image and likeness!"
[George Carlin]


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour s'établir dans le monde, on fait tout
ce que l'on peut pour y paraître établi.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 56 -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Leggevo sui giornali che ad Eva Herzigova, dopo aver partecipato al
Festival di Sanremo '98, hanno triplicato il cache'. Chissa' che
mal di testa!
-- Marco Baldini, "Marco Baldo Show", Radio Deejay


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 13:11:00 (UTC+0200)

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Если женщина бежит быстро, значит, за мужчиной,
а если медленно, значит, - от него.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Spievaj a raduj sa, kým nemusíš plakať a keď zaplačeš, uváž,
či vec je hodná bolesti, či bolesť musíš zaplatiť slzami.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Pomme, gnôle ou gueuze?
- Quoi?! Un bon vin, huit ans d'âge!
- Un' feuille.
- C'est cher!
-- Breton, J.C.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after
they're dead. -Samuel Goldwyn


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le pénible fardeau de n'avoir rien à faire.
-+- Nicolas Boileau -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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ARNAQUE

M : Cronch ! Miom ! Oui... Slurp ! C'est de la merde... PTOU ! BERCK ! De la merde en boîte !


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Souviens-toi, homme, que tu es poussière et que tu retourneras
poussière.
-+- Livre de la Genèse 3,19 -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le caractère d'un homme fait son destin.
-+- Démocrite -+-


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sotva můžeš zacházet s blátem a neumazat se.
-- Walther


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je vornehmer einer ist, desto höflicher behandelt er den Niedrigen.
-- Ludwig Börne


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Люди подобны огурцам: начинают думать о притеснениях, когда их уже замариновали.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Dica Debian #1: Você pode relatar um bug num pacote com o comando
'reportbug', o qual está disponível no pacote reportbug, seja a partir da
linha de comandos ou utilizando o novo frontend gráfico (disponível correndo
'reportbug --ui gtk2' ou através do menu).



on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<KnaraKat> DalNet is like the special olympics of IRC. There's a lot of
drooling goin' on and everyone is a 'winner'.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bajka o armatach:
Ognia!


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ich konnte mich nur an einen Mann binden, der dasselbe verabscheute
wie ich: die Rechte, die brave Gesinnung, die Religion.
-- Simone de Beauvoir (über Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Der Lauf der Dinge')


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Promyslete předem pozici výrobku na trhu.
-- Kadlec


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A censura reflete a falta de confian�a da sociedade em si mesma.
-- Potter Stewart


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept
better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen, "Side Effects"


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Práce v organizaci by měla být uspořádána tak, aby poskytovala co
nejširší prostor pro individuální rozvoj lidí, kteří v ní pracují.
Práce přidělovaná každému člověku by měla být přesně vymezená. Měla by
obsahovat určitou míru odpovědnosti. Měla by vyžadovat využití znalostí
a představivosti. S tím, jak se rozvíjejí znalosti a dovednosti jedince,
se automaticky zvyšuje i úroveň celé organizace. (str. 31)
-- Rustomji, Sapre


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Lesbian QOTD:
I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Život, kterým se honosíme, je pouhé nedorozumění, nepatrné intermezzo mezi
dvěma nicotami.
-- John


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
For it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with his horn!


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous, lustful,
licentious, dirty bum!!


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Неутешительная статистика - точная наука.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat!

-- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine)
(http://phroggy.com/)


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Alter ist die Zeit, wo man das nicht mehr tun soll, wofür man
früher zu jung war.
-- William Somerset Maugham


on the mercredi 31 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mardi, mai 30, 2017

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У светских людей своеобразная образованность: они обо всем знают ровно столько, чтобы
обо всем судить как бог на душу положит.
-- Вовенарг


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Já que a primeira impressão é a que fica, então use uma
impressora Laser.


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Get out, you old Wight! Vanish in the sunlight!
Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing,
Out into the barren lands far beyond the mountains!
Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty!
Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness,
Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Für mich ist jemand psychisch labil, der nicht den Drang verspürt,
Berlusconi eins auf's Maul zu hauen.
-- Thomas Reis


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Mann kommt in die Kneipe und bestellt ein Bier.
Als er es bis zur Hälfte getrunken hat, muß er aufs Klo.
Er legt einen Zettel auf das Bierglas, wo steht:
"Ich habe reingespuckt!"
Als er wiederkommt, steht auf dem Zettel: "Ich auch!"


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 21:34:00 (UTC+0200)

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Женщина знает, что наш брат все врет о высоких чувствах, - ему нужно только
тело, и потому он простит все гадости, а уродливого, безвкусного, дурного тона
костюма не простит.
-- Л. Н. Толстой


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Pril, prilett, un di' cold, un di' frecc.
-- Antico proverbio della Brianza


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда природа оставляет прореху в чьем-либо уме, она обычно замазывает ее
толстым слоем самодовольства.
-- Лонгфелло


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Компания Аттика - мечта маразматика


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чем значительнее человек, тем больше за ним тащится нулей.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour sauver son crédit, il faut cacher sa perte.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
La Chauve-Souris, le Buisson, et le Canard (Fables XII.7) -+-


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Einigen wir uns auf Unentschieden.
-- Monty Python: Ritter der Kokusnuß


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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program, m.:
Magický svitek přečtený kolem počítače umožňující mu obrátit něčí
vstup na chybové zprávy.


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Подумаешь, привидение! Вижу его насквозь.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether
she will or will not be a mother.
-- Margaret H. Sanger


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Největší hloupost je diskutovat o hlouposti s hloupými.
-- Aristoteles


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"I combat those only who, knowing nothing of the future, prophesy an eternity
of pain- those who sow the seeds of fear in the hearts of men- those only
who poison all the springs of life, and seat a skeleton at every feast."
[Robert G. Ingersoll, Field-Ingersoll
Debate, Letter to Dr. Field. 1887]


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rechnen muß ein Knabe lernen, damit er sein Leben berechne, denn die
gesamte Vernunft, zumal die Führung menschlicher Dinge, heißt
Rechnen.
-- Johann Gottfried Herder


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Piaskowy> jest jakos plugin flasha do lynx-a? :)))


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда пьёшь вино любви, кое-что надо оставлять в бокале.
-- И. Шоу


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Będzie serwował, czyli będzie serwerem - mówiąc po komputersku.
Jacek Gmoch (Polsat)


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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co miales na mysli mowiac w ChangeLogu:
he's great ;)


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Irren ist menschlich, sprach der Igel und stieg von der Bürste.


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un acteur, c'est quelqu'un qui est capable d'attendre
10 heures assis dans un coin pour tourner 5 minutes.
-+- François Truffaut -+-


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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La vérité, c'est ce qu'on croit.
-+- René Barjavel, Colomb de la Lune -+-


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Důležité je nikdy se nezastavit.
-- Iacocca


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Twenty years after the death of Luther there were more Catholics
than when he was born. And twenty years after the death of Voltaire
there were millions less than when he was born."
[Robert G. Ingersoll, Interview with New York correspondent,
Chicago Times, May 29, 1881, answering criticism by NY
ministers in response to his "Great Infidels" lecture]


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wir müssen Hoffnung haben, um die Gegenwart zu genießen. Wir wollen
lieber eine schlimme Gegenwart mit schöner Aussicht als umgekehrt.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Tom Ehrhack


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Usługa Microsoft Exchange Information Store zależy od usługi
Microsoft Exchange Directory, która nie uruchomiała się z powodu
następującego błędu:
Operacja zakończona pomyślnie.


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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O portugu�s estava andando na rua e pergunta pro sujeito que vinha
passando:

-- Por favor, aonde raios fica o outro lado da rua?

-- E s� o senhor atravessar a rua que o senhor chega l�.

-- Mas hora, veja s�! Foi isso que me disseram do outro lado.


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Toute puissance est faible, à moins que d'être unie.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Vieillard et ses Enfants (Fables IV.18) -+-


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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< DelTree> JE VOUS INTERDIS DE FORTUNISER QUOI QUE CE SOIT...
< arachne> DelTree: perdu :]
< DelTree> arachne: t'as pas intérêt...
< Gniarf> <DelTree> JE VOUS INTERDIS DE FORTUNISER QUOI QUE CE SOIT...
< Gniarf> ça compte ?
< arachne> ce sera intégré
< DelTree> bon... compris...
< arachne> hehe
< DelTree> ciao les fortuneurs...
-!- DelTree [~deplagne@fregate.info.fundp.ac.be] has left #debian-fr ["Client exiting"]
arachne in "ofortunisme"
#debian-fr


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《送綦毋潜落第还乡》
作者:王维
圣代无隐者,英灵尽来归。
遂令东山客,不得顾采薇。
既至金门远,孰云吾道非。
江淮度寒食,京洛缝春衣。
置酒长安道,同心与我违。
行当浮桂棹,未几拂荆扉。
远树带行客,孤城当落晖。
吾谋适不用,勿谓知音稀。


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Andernach, das
Ein Gegenstand, der sinnvoller zu einem anderen Zweck als zu seinem
eigentlich vorgesehenen eingesetzt wird. Ein Fischmesser, mit dem
man eine hartnäckige Lackdose aufhebelt, ist ein ziemlich gutes
Beispiel für einen Andernach.
-- Douglas Adams, John Lloyd, Sven Böttcher ("Der tiefere Sinn des Labenz")


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Мужчина и по сей день был бы главой семьи, не появись в ней женщина.
-- М. Генин


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ô crèche où ex æquo, le bœuf
déjeûne d'aÿ & l'âne s'abîme
l'ouïe aiguë : ça se fête en
volapük à la zawiya.
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fra dottori: "Chi ha lasciato l'aorta aperta?".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Potřebuji druhého, abych plně chápal všechny struktury svého bytí.
-- Sartre


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Който живее само от надежди, умира от глад.
-- турска пословица


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La programmation en C++ chez les industriels est comme le sexe chez
les adolescents :
- tout le monde y pense ;
- tout le monde en parle ;
- tout le monde croit que le voisin le fait ;
- presque personne ne le fait.
Ceux qui le font :
- le font mal ;
- pensent que la prochaine fois ce sera mieux ;
- ne prennent pas de précautions.


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Má-li být výměna informací efektivní, musí být systematická.
(str. 112)
-- Leigh


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Vysoký návštěvník v tmavém oblečení si vybral bonboniéru, jejíž
plocha neměla daleko do čtverečního metru. Byl to obchod tak vysoké úrovně,
že neprodával obyčejné sladkosti, kterým se říká bonbony, ale vznešené
cukrovinky - často v podobě malých načančaných věciček jednotlivě balených
do zlata, které vám udělaly do finančního rozpočtu ještě větší díry než
do zubů.
-- T. Pratchett: Sekáč


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Menschen sind heutzutage nicht schlechter, als sie früher waren.
Nur die Berichterstattung über ihre Taten ist gründlicher geworden.
-- William Faulkner


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
-- Chou En Lai


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'ai fait un test de QI,
les résultats étaient négatifs.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat, Le Chat -+-


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La conversion est un jeu de sécateur où chacun taille
la voix du voisin aussitôt qu'elle pousse. Je ne ris
pas de la plaisanterie que vous faites, mais de celle
que je vais faire.
-+- Jules Renard -+-


on the mardi 30 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

lundi, mai 29, 2017

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Veľa hovoriť a veľa povedať nie je to isté.
-- Homér


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женственность - это качество, которым я больше всего восхищаюсь в женщинах.
-- О. Уайльд


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Dostal jsem sáček sušené vody, ale nevěděl jsem, co do něj přidat.
-- Steven Wright one liners


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Najpozoruhodnejšie na človeku je jeho schopnosť myslieť.
-- Aristoteles


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je suis le ténébreux gai comme un sansonnet,
Le prince d'Aquitaine insoucieux et tendre.
Ma seule étoile est morte. Comme un triste Clitandre,
Un jour il entendit de la Mélancolie.

Dans la nuit du tombeau il la pria d'attendre
Qu'il eût posé le point et la mer d'Italie ;
Et puis, sans s'émouvoir à mon cœur désolé,
Au fond du coffre froid à la rose s'allie.

Suis-je Amour ou Phébus, à ce que dit l'histoire ?
Il laissait trop sécher le baiser de la Reine,
Il voulait tout savoir où nage la sirène.

Et, quand vint le moment, traversé l'Achéron
Un soir d'hiver. Enfin sur la lyre d'Orphée
Il s'en alla disant : « Et les cris de la fée ? »

-- Graner, Nicolas


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Покрай сухото дърво гори и суровото.
-- българска пословица


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quello di cui abbiamo bisogno in questo paese, invece del Daylight Savings Time
[l'Ora di Risparmio della Luce del Giorno, ossia l'Ora Legale], che comunque
nessuno capisce veramente, e' un nuovo concetto chiamato Weekday Morning Time
[l'Ora del Mattino del Giorno Feriale], per mezzo di cui alle 7:00 di ogni
giorno lavorativo si entra in una fase di due o tre ore tipo ritardo del lancio
spaziale, durante il quale rimangono le 7:00. In questo modo ci si potrebbe
svegliare attraverso un civilizzato e graduale processo, stirandosi e ruttando
e grattandosi, e sarebbero ancora solamente le 7:00 quando si sarebbe realmente
pronti ad emergere dal letto.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hear about...
the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and
attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon. She ended
up a chopped libber?


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я всегда придерживался линии максимальной демократичности до момента, когда
нужно ставить точку над "и". И вот тут-то я превращаюсь в безжалостного
диктатора. "Ну, я выслушал всех" - говорю я, - "А теперь будем делать то-то и
то-то!".
-- Ли Якокка


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tak, tady máme temné nekonečno vesmíru, myriády hvězd zářící jako
rozsypaný diamantový prach nebo, jak říkají někteří, jako obrovské koule
vodíku, které vybuchly kdesi daleko od nás. Ale je známo, že někteří lidé
toho moc namluví.
-- T. Pratchett: Lehké fantastično


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The Truth Shall Rape You Over.
-- Caltech


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the
woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles at some
leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts
coughing and drops dead.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Oh là là! dit Sam, blêmissant, puis passant à l'écarlate. M'y voilà
encore! Chaque fois que tu ouvres ta grande gueule, tu mets les pieds
dans le plat, me disait l'Ancien, et il avait bien raison. Ah pauvre
de moi!
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "Les deux tours"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Думаете, комод тут так, для мебели находится?!


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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GUN

P : Ce ne sont pas les armes qui sont dangereuses...
M : Bien sûr ! Ce sont ceux qui s'en servent... et gna gna...
P : Non ! Ce sont ceux qui se mettent devant le canon au moment où la balle sort !


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Lutz Ifer


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,
that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love
in the same way as us.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nur im Höchsten und im Gemeinsten trifft Idee und Erscheinung
zusammen; auf allen mittlern Stufen des Betrachtens und Erfahrens
trennen sie sich. Das Höchste ist das Anschauen des Verschiednen als
identisch; das Gemeinste ist die Tat, das aktive Verbinden des
Getrennten zur Identität.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1063


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Polifemo disse alla sua segretaria: "Non ci sono per Nessuno!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Finagle's Seventh Law:
The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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lawsuit, n.:
A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Co je dovoleno, po tom se méně touží.
-- Publius Ovidius Naso


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Иная легкая победа чревата тяжелыми последствиями.
-- В.М.Борисов


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Оригинальнейшие писатели новейшего времени оригинальны не потому, что они
преподносят нам что-то новое, а потому, что они умеют говорить о вещах так,
как будто это никогда не было сказано раньше.
-- Гете


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Мужественный человек обычно страдает не жалуясь; слабый - жалуется не
страдая.
-- П.Буаст


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда двоих сближаются уста,
Плетут венок у алой розы рта
Вино и мед, желанье и покорность,
Огонь и вихрь, порыв и красота.
-- А. Аррани


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Где "совок", там и "мусор"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Я влюбилась, но аппетит не пропал. Значит это не настоящая любовь? -
Мечтаю так полюбить, чтобы забыть про еду и сон. Как бы я тогда
похудела!..
-- из писем в "Спид-Инфо"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand on veut sauver le monde, il faut parfois pousser Mémé dans
l'escalier.
-+- Culture Générale in Guide du Petit Joueur: Day Of The Tentacle -+-


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oryginalność to zdolność do zamaskowania swojego źródła.


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Platone diceva che il mondo e' un'illusione,
E Leibniz che siamo monadi,
Non e' che non fossero brave persone,
Ma non gli funzionavano le gonadi.
-- Kilgore Trout (aka P.J.Farmer), Venere sulla conchiglia


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Don't talk to me about disclaimers! I invented disclaimers!"
-- The Censored Hacker


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Raptus:
La Cassazione ha assolto un muratore di Palermo che in un raptus
di gelosia aveva preso a sberle la moglie. Un precedente gravissimo e
preoccupante. D'ora in poi, per picchiare una donna, bisognera' pure
sposarla!
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi (Daniele Luttazzi), "TABLOID"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le message sur le NG c'étais pour tenir informé de l'avancement du
site!Si g voulu en tenir informé le monde C parce que je pensais que
vous étiez interressés par le site et que vous aviez hâte qu'il sorte!
-+- Pip99 in http://www.petitjoueur.net/ : nzn.fr.jeux.pip99 -+-


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Cesare, la Macedonia avanza...
- Mettetela in frigorifero!


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nesl malý mraveneček
lesem kousek dřívka.
Nedbal na svou čerstvou kýlu,
vyhřezla mu střívka.
-- Karel Plíhal


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я быстро охладел к ней, подобно тому, как романисты прошлого века
непременно охладевали к своим героиням, если те утрачивали целомудрие
до обязательной свадьбы, да еще не в объятиях главного героя, а
какого-нибудь эпизодического проходимца...
-- Юрий Поляков "Козлёнок в молоке"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un tizio va dal dottore e gli racconta della moglie: "Dottore, ho l'impressione
che mia moglie sia sorda, perche' non mi sente mai la prima volta e sempre le
devo ripetere le cose". E il dottore gli da' questo consiglio: "Bene, torni a
casa e stando lontano da sua moglie 8 metri le dica qualche cosa. Se non
ottiene risposta si avvicini a 6 metri e poi a 4, poi a 2... cosi' possiamo
renderci conto di quanto grave sia il difetto uditivo di sua moglie".
Il marito ringrazia per il consiglio e tornato a casa si pone a 8 metri dalla
moglie, che sta in cucina a preparare una minestra di verdure, e le dice:
"Cara, cosa c'e' per cena?". Nessuna risposta. Si avvicina a 6 metri e rifa'
la domanda. Nessuna risposta. Si avvicina a 4 metri e rifa' la stessa
domanda. Nessuna risposta. Allora si avvicina ancora fino ad arrivarle alle
spalle proprio dietro l'orecchio, e le chiede ancora: "Cara, cosa c'e' per
cena?". E la moglie: "Per la quarta volta, minestra di verdure!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Not only is there nothing to be gained by believing an untruth,
but there is everything to lose when we sacrifice the indispensable
tool of reason on the altar of superstition."
[Freedom From Religion Foundation]


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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In der Schule der Welt wie in der Schule der Liebe muß man alsbald
mit der Ausübung dessen, was man zu lernen gedenkt, den Anfang machen.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Is teoide don mbrat [bplaincéad] a dhúbladh


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was man mit Gewalt gewinnt, kann man nur mit Gewalt behalten.
-- Mahatma Gandhi


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Бог создал мужчину, и затем, на основе этого эскиза - совершенное существо.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Смелите мисли играят роша на предни фигурки в играта на дама: те
загиват, но осигуряват победа в играта.
-- Гьоте


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently
than they do.
-- Turgenev


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!! Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
HIGHBALL?? ...


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not
far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel
is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
-- R. A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"


on the lundi 29 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

dimanche, mai 28, 2017

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"Quell'unita' e' una donna."
"Una massa di impulsi conflittuali."
-- Spock e Nomad, "The Changeling" (TOS), data astrale 3541.9


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Plány jsou ničím; plánování je vším.
-- Eisenhower


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Аз губих времето си, а сега то губи мене.
-- Шекспир


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zkušení obchodní vyjednavači mi říkají, že existují tři typy kontraktů -
dobrý, špatný a průměrný. Při dobrém kontraktu jsou spokojeny obě strany.
Při špatném je jedna strana mnohem spokojenější než ta druhá. Při
průměrném kontraktu si ani jedna strana nemůže moc stěžovat - ale stěžují
si obě. Právě kvůli pocitu neuspokojení, který může vést k zatrpklosti a
nakonec i k rozvrácení dobrých obchodních vztahů, se domnívám, že průměrné
kontrakty jsou ze všech variant nejnebezpečnější.
-- McCormack


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Letzte Worte eines Tauchers:
"Hai!"


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Воспитывать теперь самая трудная вещь; думаешь: "Ну, всё, теперь
кончилось!" - не тут-то было: только что начинается.
-- М. Лермонтов


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sai, in un giorno qualunque io ti avrei spaccato la faccia.
E sai che giorno e' oggi? E' un giorno qualunque!
-- Mel Gibson, "Arma letale 3"


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il ne faut jamais regarder quelqu'un qui dort.
C'est comme si on ouvrait une lettre qui ne vous est pas adressée.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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On passe sa vie à modifier ses définitions du bonheur et du malheur.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il y a deux produits majeurs qui sont sortis de Berkeley : Le LSD et
BSD. Nous ne pensons pas que ce soit une coïncidence.


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A company is known by the men it keeps.


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Diffido di tutti i bastardi che non bevono."
-- Humprey Bogart


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Войско баранов, возглавляемое львом, всегда одержит победу над войском
львов, возглавляемых бараном.
-- Наполеон


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если человек простил тебе измену, то вполне возможно, что он изменил тебе
раньше.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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VBScript is designed to be a secure programming environment. It
lacks various commands that can be potentially damaging if used in
a malicious manner. This added security is critical in enterprise
solutions.

http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q167/1/38.ASP

[Despite this "added security", however, VBscript still can modify,
rename, delete files, modify windows registry entries and send email in
the background]


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Welches Ereignis nahm am 06.12.1933 in Berlin seinen Lauf?
A: Nikolaus


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ce qui limite le vrai n'est pas le faux, c'est l'insignifiant.
-+- René Thom, Prédire n'est pas expliquer -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qualunque sia il dio in cui tu credi, che abbia pieta' della tua anima...
-- Q a Picard, "Ieri, oggi, domani", II (TNG),
data astrale ignota


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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dnia dzisiejszego odpalilem RIPc block po sieci ;)
dzialalo...

milego swieta zmarlych :)

Bulba


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il me semble qu'un film exposé à une valeur supérieure à un film vierge,
ou sinon quel est l'interêt de faire des photos ?
-+- Noëlle, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Lidé na "Důlinách" si mysleli, že čarodějky tančí za měsíčního
úplňku bez spodních kalhot.
Tonička podnikla v tomto směru svá pátrání a poněkud se jí
ulevilo, že pro to, aby mohla být čarodějkou, nic takového dělat nemusí.
Mohli jste, pokud jste měli chuť, ale jen tehdy, když jste si předtím
zjistili, kde jsou všechny kopřivy, bodláky a ježci.
-- T. Pratchett: Klobouk s oblohou


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Снимите маску... поставить укол.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Nemyslím si, že by člověk měl podnikat tam, kde ho to nebaví... Proč by
měl věnovat menší péči práci, kde tráví nejvíce hodin, než času strávenému
doma? ... Nemám zájem jíst hůře a nechci být s méně zajímavými lidmi. Proč
bych se měl podrobit nudným panákům jen proto, že jsou chytří a dovedou
vydělávat bance peníze? ... Jsem rozhodně ochoten tvrdě pracovat, ale
musím z toho mít radost." (str. 29)
-- Aronson


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Existuje pouze jediný případ čistého zoufalství. A to
zoufalství člověka odsouzeného na smrt.
-- Camus


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Frauen müssen ab und zu eins auf den Hintern bekommen. Manchen
gefällt's.
-- Sean Connery


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un musicien sans oreille ne peut pas mettre des lunettes normales non
plus, et un borgne branleur ne peut lire en braille qu'avec le nez ;-)
-+- Yvan, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Человек один, а забот тысячи.
-- Курдская пословица


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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C'est souvent avec une femme idiote qu'on vit en bonne intelligence.
-+- Albert Willemetz (1887-1962) -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Muž po pětatřicítce je buď ženatý, zadaný, mrtvý nebo psychopatický.
Není-li nic z toho, koná se na něj kruhový hon.
-- Novák T.


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Iowa State -- the high school after high school!
-- Crow T. Robot


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Sep 29 11:10:16 <Eyck> hmm, ciekawe, sasiadka ktora jest we mnie wpieta juz
smiga... a moj komputer
ciagle lezy,
Sep 29 11:15:44 <_`VadeR`_> lol
Sep 29 11:16:02 <_`VadeR`_> to juz sasiadki sie wpinaja ;o)
Sep 29 11:16:39 <BeerfaN> tak to sie teraz nazywa
Sep 29 11:16:39 <BeerfaN> ;)
Sep 29 11:18:58 <Izza> :PPP
Sep 29 11:19:30 <dopedoll> :O
Sep 29 11:19:42 <tekmar> Eyck: odepnij sie od sasiadki
Sep 29 11:20:37 <BeerfaN> wepnij siebie w jej port i zobacz czy poleca pakiety


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если свои недостатки ты видишь в тумане, зачем же
Видишь их зорко в других, как орел или змей эпидаврский?
-- Гораций


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A... ADIEU...

P : Qu'est-ce que t'as ?
M : Ac... accident... de chasse... Un con de chasseur... m'a... confon... du av...
P : Avec ?
M : ... sa femme...


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nichts ist so gefährlich wie das Allzumodernsein. Man gerät in Gefahr,
plötzlich aus der Mode zu kommen.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Snadno dosažitelné cíle vedou ke zklamání. Firma Brook Street Bureau
zjistila, že 62 % administrativních pracovníků změní zaměstnavatele,
protože má pocit, že jejich schopnosti nejsou dostatečně využity. Výzva
je velkým motivátorem. Dohodněte se se svým týmem na náročných, ale
dosažitelných cílech. Je třeba, aby vaši lidé byli plně zaměstnáni a
vytíženi. (str. 21)
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Elegância é a arte de não se fazer notar misturada ao cuidado sutil de se deixar distinguir

--Pierre Balmain


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pfff, je suis allé voir, je comprend pourquoi vous critiquez tous
MultideskOS, vous êtes jaloux, car vous ne savez rien programmer d'autre
que des sites qui font planter des machines, ou des images stupides. Les
gens les plus intelligents ne sont pas ceux qui savent pirater ou faire
planter mais ceux qui savent protéger.
-- Jayce - Rira bien qui rira le dernier. --


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Ce principe est basé sur une technologie WinZip non ?
Tout à fait ! Une simple décompression sur ton dossier
et les fichiers qui existent déjà sont écrasés.
C'est un principe tout con, mais c'est efficace.
-- Jayce - Je suis un génie ! --


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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430. Chuck Norris ma zawsze "accepted" http://spoj.sphere.pl/status/


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Podniková vedení na Západě - velkou výjimkou je opět IBM - odmítla
jakoukoli formu pracovní jistoty, jako je např. garantování ročních
příjmů, odpovědnost za rekvalifikaci či převádění "nadbytečných"
pracovníků na jiné práce atd. To ovšem prakticky přinutilo odbory k tomu,
aby prosazovaly pracovní předpisy a pracovní omezení. Nakonec se
samozřejmě ukázalo, že pracovní předpisy a omezení vyjdou mnohem dráže,
protože v západní Evropě stejně jako rostoucí měrou i ve Spojených státech
k nim zákonné úpravy přidávají značné a nákladné pracovní jistoty.
-- Drucker


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es ist schwierig, Menschen hinters Licht zu führen, sobald es ihnen
aufgegangen ist.
-- Alfred Polgar


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Qu'un sou quand il est assuré
Vaut mieux que cinq en espérance.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Berger et la Mer (Fables IV.2) -+-


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Non trovo le mie mutande.
- Prova su Internet.
-- Altan


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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SFIGMOMANOMETRO - Strumento per la rilevazione manuale della quantita' di
sfiga.


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<kuguar> An error occurred on the Audiogalaxy website. Please try hitting REFRESH again in a
minute.
<ojama> [ ] <= gdzieś taki..
<kerozorek> [ ] <= taki
<kuguar> nie wiem jakie wy macie monitory, ale ja tak wielkiego nie mam
<kerozorek> [] - taki ?:>
<kuguar> monitora znaczy sie


on the dimanche 28 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

samedi, mai 27, 2017

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Personnellement, je suis toujours prêt a apprendre, bien que je n'aime
pas toujours que l'on me donne des leçons.
-+- Winston Churchill -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tělesná práce osvobozuje od duševních bolů.
-- La Rochefoucauld


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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V samotě se nenajde víc, než kolik se do ní vneslo.
-- Jiménez


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein schlechtes Gewissen haben immer die anderen Leute.


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le baiser, comme un bleu au cœur... De là : caresse, espoir qui l'accompagne : être toujours le seul à savoir ce qui va !

La belle parvenue n'ayant su satisfaire ses prières, son jeune parti, en reniant la tendre aimée, il est consolé par sa bonne grâce, mais cependant vit mal, durci et sans pêche, maudissant son péché, maudissant son vit mal durci et sans grâce, mais cependant consolé par sa bonne, la tendre Aimée.

Il est parti, en reniant ses prières, son jeûne, n'ayant su satisfaire la belle -- parvenue à savoir ce qui va être toujours le seul espoir qui l'accompagne au cœur de la caresse : le baiser comme un bleu !

-- Graner, Nicolas


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Je trouve que ce site, que j'qi un peu visité à une période, est un
> nid à opinions. Et l'opinion est amha une version dégradée de la
> pensée.
Je partage ton opinion...euh...
-+- Noëlle (fatiguée) à Philippe, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Computer sind wie Klimaanlagen: Sie hören auf zuverlässig zu arbeiten
sobald Fenster geöffnet werden.


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un de plus, tu veux que ton PC dise bonjour au clients qui rentrent dans
ton magasin et tu veux pouvoir les compter... Rien de plus facile, le
Multidesk est domotique et te permet de gérer toutes ces choses... --
Jayce - Multidesk est poli --


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jäten ist Zensur an der Natur.
-- Oskar Kokoschka


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Come fanno i carabinieri ad ammazzare i pesci?
- Li affogano.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ум не может погубить женщину, если конечно она глупа.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MuToN/#linuxpl pilnie potrzebuje kod zrodlowy programu do rysownia FUNKCJI
MATEMATYCZNYCH HELP!!!
<prorok> MuToN: podeslac ci? tylko to jest spory program.
<MuToN> zdeka duzy
<mteg> prorok dales mu /proc/kcore ?


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Nous prevoyons une petite demo. Et j'ai acheté des M.Patate.....
arf "Gervais"/"Chambourcie" (ou en clair "j'en veux" ," oh oui")
non non pas atteint par la pub
-+- OD sur debian-french : "rhâââ penguinly" -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Buďte samouci, nečekejte, až vás naučí život.
-- T. Leo


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Пока первая половина ваших желаний сбудется, вторая - удвоится.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Liebe ist das Licht des Lebens und die Ehe ist die Stromrechnung.


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Seconda Legge di Everitt sulla Termodinamica:
La confusione nella societa' e' sempre in aumento. Solo l'enorme
sforzo di qualcuno o di qualcosa puo' limitare tale confusione in
un'area circoscritta. Tuttavia, questo sforzo portera' a un aumento
della confusione totale della societa'.


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Debian 提示 #15: 正常情况下一个软件包的文档可以在 /usr/share/doc/<package>
下找到。在个别软件包中,README.Debian 文件会提供专属于 Debian 的有用信息。



on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Divadlo je podivuhodná věc. Režisér nechápe, co chce autor, herci
nerozumějí, co po nich chce režisér, a diváci nevědí, co se děje na
jevišti.
-- Strindberg


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When your memory goes, forget it!


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se o filme fosse ga�cho...

O Poderoso Chef�o -- O Bagual Cuiudo


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Beredte Menschen sprechen mit solcher Klarheit, daß die meisten
glauben, sie sprächen auch tief.
-- Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargues


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
-- Joseph Stalin


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ikonoskop, jak Dvoukvítek skříňce říkal, nevytvářel obrázky po
dopadu světla na speciálně upravený papír, jak se Mrakoplaš domníval.
Bylo to mnohem jednodušší. Uvnitř skříňky byl uvězněn malý démon, který
měl cit pro barvu a rychlou ruku se štětcem.
-- T. Pratchett: Lehké fantastično


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Parler pour ne rien dire ou ne rien dire pour parler sont les deux
principes majeur de tout ceux qui ferait mieux de la fermer avant de
l'ouvrir.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to
join in checking this mad, wicked folly of "Woman's Rights", with all its
attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every
sense of womanly feeling and propriety. Lady ____ ought to get a good
whipping. It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot
contain herself. God created men and women different -- then let them
remain each in their own position.
-- Letter to Sir Theodore Martin, 29 May 1870, from Queen Victoria


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I am what you will be; I was what you are.


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Володе следовало жениться на Аннушке [домработнице Маяковского], подобно тому
как вся Россия хотела, чтобы Пушкин женился на Арине Родионовне.
-- Лиля Брик


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Купить бельё без примерки - это всё равно что выйти замуж за
незнакомого мужчину.
-- Б. Трушкин


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Buď skromný. To je typ hrdosti, jež nejméně dráždí druhé.
-- Renard


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tout est signe pour celui qui sait voir.
-+- Le Coran -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When
she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted,
"What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."
The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or fuck?"


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary
to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know.
Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition
to crave knowledge.
-- George Will


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Management ist nichts anderes als die Kunst, andere Menschen zu
motivieren.
-- Lee Iacocca


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Девушка, которая смеётся, наполовину уже завоёвана.
-- английская пословица


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'amour ne se paie qu'avec l'amour et les oeuvres avec les oeuvres.
-+- Fernando De Rojas (1465-1541) -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ich bin der Geist, der stets verneint!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wer auf Erden jemals Chef einer Koalitionsregierung war, dem bleibt
nach dem Tode das Fegefeuer erspart.
-- Mario Scelba


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand on ne travailleras plus le lendemain des jours de repos, la
fatigue sera vaincue.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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De nos jours la chimie est déterminante pour notre bien-être comme pour
notre milieu. Nous avons un besoin urgent de chimistes et scientifiques
ayant une vue d'ensemble, un bon savoir - faire et une éthique
responsable vis à vis de l'homme et de ce fait aussi vis à vis du monde
animal et végétal, le nature formant un ensemble interdépendant.
-+- Joachim Charles Hitzke -+-


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nein, ich gehöre nicht zu diesen Menschen, ich bin ganz allein, und
es ist eine Mauer zwischen uns, über die hinweg wir uns manchmal miteinander
unterhalten.
-- Franziska Gräfin zu Reventlow


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Popis jakékoli práce závisí na jejím charakteru a na organizačním
prostředí. Například v byrokratickém, poměrně stabilním prostředí může být
popsána pomocí značně specifických termínů. Naopak v dynamické organizaci
s nestabilním, rychle se měnícím prostředím, musí být popis mnohem
obecnější a poměrně často aktualizován. Stanovení a popisy prací vyžadují
systémový přístup. (str. 358)
-- Weihrich, Koontz


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Две самые полезные книги для девушки - кухонная книга матери
и чековая книжка отца.
-- американская пословица


on the samedi 27 mai 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)

vendredi, mai 26, 2017

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Полнота познаний всегда означает некоторое понимание глубины нашего неведения.
-- Роберт Милликен


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- In casa dicono che sono una iena.
- Allora sei nella tana giusta.
-- Pat


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Bei Leidenschaft errat ich den Menschen mehr aus dem Ton als aus der
Rede, der Stimme-Ton ist schwer zu verbergen oder zu verheucheln.
-- Jean Paul


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
-- Tim Leary


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around
in front every time you want to kiss her.


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Каждый великий успех науки имеет своим истоком великую дерзость воображения.
-- Д.Дьюи


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Das Schöne, was man für den Freund im Enthusiasmus ausgedacht, gebe
man ihm nachher.
-- Jean Paul


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La mia non e' una vena poetica, e' un fiume che - straripando - cede
linfa lentamente nella vallata del mio cuore.


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> ces deux adresses sont à consulter dans l'ordre inverse
.inconsciemment marquer me dû a ça et ,HP calculette une utilisé
ai j' ,longtemps a y Il
-+- JFB in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "fr.* ou pl.* ?" -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Von einer Frau kann man alles erfahren, wenn man keine Fragen stellt.
-- William Somerset Maugham


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Будда стал просветленным, отдыхая под деревом бодхи; однако, и под
сосной можно добиться неплохих результатов.
-- А.Подводный


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<mmazur> Idę sobie po schodach, patrzę, czy kogoś znam, nikogo...
a tu nagle jakaś kobieta do mnie rękę wyciąga... JEZUSMARIAJAJCUŚ!


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#7thguard
21:25 <@antymon> zgodnie z umowa pisze do Ciebie! Wprawdzie
21:25 <@antymon> zapomnialam jaki klawsz nalezy nacisnac,by napisalz sie haczyki przy
21:25 <@antymon> samogloskach e i a , kropka przy literze "z" itp. ale sie dowiem i
21:25 <@antymon> bede pisac jak nalezy!
21:25 <@antymon> rotfl


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Žádná suma peněz v bance vám nemůže vykompenzovat ztrátu jistoty spojenou
se ztrátou pravidelného zaručeného příjmu. Jestliže budete při plánování
nového podniku do každé kolonky nákladů sázet tu nejvyšší možnou sumu,
pravděpodobně se nikdy nevybabráte z fáze pouhého duševního tělocviku.
-- McCormack


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: Why are Unix emulators like your right hand?
A: They're just pussy substitutes!


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je pense que je vais créer un autre format que le MPG, AVI et MOV, qui
soit propre à MultideskOS, avec mes propres compressions. J'ai quelques
idées pour faire de bonnes compressions.
-- Jayce - Garagiste --


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best,
Excitable boy, they all said!
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest,
Excitable boy, they all said! (Well, he's just an excitable boy.)

He took in the 4am show at the Clark,
Excitable boy, they all said!
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark,
Excitable boy, they all said! (Well, he's just an excitable boy.)

He took little Susie to the junior prom,
Excitable boy, they all said!
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home,
Excitable boy, they all said! (Well, he's just an excitable boy!)

After ten long years they let him out of the home,
Excitable boy, they all said!
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones,
Excitable boy, they all said! (Well, he's just an excitable boy.)
-- Warren Zevon, "Excitable Boy"


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Méfiez-vous du premier mouvement, il est toujours généreux.
-+- Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Science sans conscience n'est que ruine de l'âme.
-+- François Rabelais (1494?-1553), Pantagruel (chap. 8) -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Par nature, le réceptacle se présente comme le porte-empreinte de
toutes choses. Il est absolument dépourvu des formes de toutes
les espèces de choses qu'il est susceptible de recevoir.
-+- Platon -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lidé s nápady neustále zasypávají každého memorandy a návrhy, jež jsou
právě dost krátké na to, aby se jim dostalo pozornosti, aby upoutaly a
udržovaly zájem - avšak příliš krátké na to, aby mohly obsahovat nějaké
odpovědné návrhy na využití. Skutečně vzácní jsou ti lidé, kteří mají
znalosti, energii, odvahu a dosti sil k realizaci nápadů... Protože
podnikání je instituce "dělání věcí", je tvořivost bez následné orientace
na činnost prázdnou formou chování. (str. 195)
-- Peters, Waterman


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn ich es recht verstehe, ist in jedem 'Liebet eure Feinde' doch
auch ein 'Haßet eure Freunde' enthalten.
-- Edgar Allan Poe


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Žena je hádanka a dítě rozuzlením.
-- Victor Hugo


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ultima ratio tisku:
1. Jestliže dosud fungovalo všechno, pak se poláme tiskárna.
2. Jestliže se tiskárna nepoláme, jsou vytištěné výsledky chybné.
3. Jestliže jsou výsledky správné, nedokážeš je dešifrovat.
4. Jestliže je vše v pořádku, nemá o tvé výsledky nikdo zájem.
-- Murphy


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wir sagen >das Leben nehmen<, während nur Jahre genommen werden.
-- Jean Paul


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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From: bavag@dds.nl (Buzz)
Ta wiadomość składa się jedynie z prawdziwych i fałszywych bitów.


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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berceau solarium
oui l'arbre sec mua
car imbu le roseau
secourable a mûri

roc buis le rameau
courbe amuse l'air
mûri à l'aube corse
ce maboul ira suer

arbre ou musicale
ce mur isole au bar
l'amour abusé crie
beau cri alors ému

meurs beau corail
lambeau rose cuir
or au racé sublime
aube sur lac moiré

ciao sable rumeur
obscure à miauler
lueur macabre soi
où brûla ma cerise

l'amour baisé reçu
me libéra as couru
aimable cour sur
le cours Mirabeau

-- Chamontin, Élisabeth


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любимая, таких, как ты, не было, нет и не надо


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Non mi sorprende che non riusciate a dormire: passate ore ed ore a
picchiare alla mia porta!"
-- La Settimana Enigmistica


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conservare la misura, rispettare il limite e seguire la natura.
-- Lucano, II, 381-382


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jak je pro velké duchy charakteristické, že řeknou mnoho málo slovy, tak
naopak malí duchové mají zase nadání, že mluví mnoho a neřeknou nic.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Největším štěstím člověka je, když může žít pro to, zač by byl ochoten
zemřít.
-- Honoré de Balzac


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
-- H. L. Mencken


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ton bras est invaincu, mais non invincible.
-+- Pierre Corneille, Le Cid -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Člověk snáze pozná vesmír než svého souseda.
-- Erich Maria Remarque


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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<evilgirl> nihihi
<evilgirl> oja
<evilgirl> mam glupawke


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nel languore amoroso qualcosa se ne va, senza fine; e' come se il desiderio
non fosse nient'altro che questa emorragia. La fatica amorosa e' questo:
una fame amorosa che non viene saziata, un amore che rimane aperto.
-- Roland Barthes


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Молодая красивая женщина - это чудо природы.
Немолодая красивая женщина - это чудо искусства.
-- Янина Ипохорская


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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alias chdsk "dd if=/dev/fd1 of=/dev/fd0; rm /dev/fd1"
Vos paupières sont lourdes...
dd if=/dev/fd0 of=/dev/fd1 #(changer la disquette); chdsk
-+- VB in GFA : "Quoi, ça marche pas comme je pense ?" -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das höchste Recht ist zugleich das höchste Unrecht.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Самым непонятным в нашем мире является то, что он все-таки понятен.
-- А.Эйнштейн


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ноты - это такой MIDI-файл, только на бyмаге...


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hallo Cremeschnittchen-Esser!


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Есть только два сорта женщин: некрасивые и крашеные.
-- Оскар Уайльд


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hau niemals ab - hau einfach zu!


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les forêts précèdent les peuples, les déserts les suivent.
-+- François René de Chateaubriand -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Contrairement aux chasseurs qui, eux, ne sont pas des lapins, les
pollueurs, eux sont des ordures.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the vendredi 26 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

jeudi, mai 25, 2017

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Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that
all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but
James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive
women. There, that's it: 24 words. But the guy who wrote the book took
*thousands* of words to say it.
Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic
Fyodor Dostoyevsky. It's about these two brothers who kill their father.
Or maybe only one of them kills the father. It's impossible to tell because
what they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages. If all Russians talk
as much as the Karamazovs did, I don't see how they found time to become a
major world power.
I'm told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise
the question of whether there is a God. So why didn't he just come right
out and say: "Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."
Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:

* "Moby Dick" -- Don't mess around with large whales because they symbolize
nature and will kill you.
* "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.
-- Dave Barry


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MODE

M : Fumer des pétards, c'est un moyen pour les humains de faire jeune, cool, rebelle...
P : C'est complètement con !
M : Bof... pas plus que de voter Cohn-Bendit pour faire de gauche...


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lernen ist wie Rudern gegen den Strom: sobald man aufhört, treibt man
zurück.
-- Benjamin Britten


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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MENTEUR

P : AAH ! Qu... qui a fait qans ma caisse ?!
M : Rien vu...


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Secondo Quelo, la morte e' la fine di tutto?
- No, solo della vita.
-- Corrado Guzzanti, il Messia di "Quelo",
"Pippo Chennedy Show"


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Нимфоманка: женщина, которая вечером желает заниматься любовью,
хотя утром сделала прическу.
-- М. Лимпан


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Только на ОРТ, полуфиналы: Пушкин - Дантес, Лермонтов - Мартынов


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dalla raccolta di VERE richieste telefoniche effettuate ai DJ
dell'emittente radiofonica "Ciccio Riccio": [parte 10/13]

"CANZONE DELL'UOMO RAGNO PROVINCIA DI TARANTO [click!]"
"SIETE QUELLI DELLA RADIO? QUELLI DELLE CANZONI?"
"VORREI PENETRARE DOMENICA POMERIGGIO AL WALKIRIA!"
"POTETE METTERE QUELLA CANZONE GIAPPONESE DI TANTO TEMPO FA?"
"VORREI FAR CANTARE LA CANZONE DI HANNO UCCISO L'UOMO RAGNO"
"VORREI SAPERE LA CANZONE DEI BON JOVI"
"BIAGIO ANTONAGGI" "FRANCESCA GAMBILLARI"
"ETI WOUKI DI MICHAEL JACKSON"

- Ciccio Riccio buongiorno.
- Siete di CICCIO RICCIO?

- Ciccio Riccio buongiorno.
- Siete quelli della musica?


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La géométrie est une science qui a pour objet la mesure de l'étendue.
-+- Andrien Marie Legendre -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Под лежачий камень мы всегда успеем


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жизнь есть способ существования белковых тел: одних за счёт других.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
-- Derek Bok


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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There once was a fiesty young terrier
Who liked to bite girls on the derriere.
He'd yip and he'd yap,
Then leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derriere the merrier.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le bonheur et le malheur des hommes ne dépend
pas moins de leur humeur que de la fortune.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 61 -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жениться в шестьдесят лет на шестнадцатилетней девушке - все равно, что
следовать примеру неграмотных людей, которые покупают книги в расчёте, что
друзья будут их читать.
-- А. Рикар


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь делает мужчину слепым и заостряет зрение женщины.
-- Эрих Мария Ремарк


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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В поступках человек показной, в желаниях - истинный.
-- В.А.Старковский


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Simona, cos'e' la fortuna?
- Grazie! Anche a te!
-- Simona Ventura


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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По словам Бхагавана, женщины привязывают мужчин восемью способами:
Танец, Пение, Игра, Смех, Слезы, Вид, Прикосновение и Вопросы.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the
Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cielo, mio marito!
- Ma se sono qui gia' da un'ora, tesoro?!
-- Donarelli


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<wwilma> allL; czy jak pisze mail root - to wiadomosc pojdzie na konto
pocztowe roota ?
<Kristoff> wwilma: wyskoczy z monitora i cie udusi


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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une chose qu'on peut openser sans ecrire dans la charte:
les bouquins/bd ne sont pas trolleurs de bases, alors que
les boutonneux du jeux vidéo sont des spécialistes.
-+- B@tman in GPJ: Le Bouquin n'a pas de préjugés à la base -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Наибольшее число ограблений банков совершено... банкирами.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene
of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process
as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The
employee is simply there one instant, and gone the next. All the terrible
temper tantrums, crying, and threats are eliminated.
-- Kenny's Korner


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<ikt0rn> 946681200 - to jest 1.1.2000 00:00:00 z jakiej paki?????
<ikt0rn> skoro time() podaje mi: 978722029
<kaczorek^> 370 dni
<kaczorek^> wychodzi
<kaczorek^> różnica
<ikt0rn> kuuuuuuuuuuurwa
<ikt0rn> przeciez mamy 2001


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'onesta' e' lodata da tutti, ma muore di freddo.
-- Giovenale


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eravamo talmente poveri che, stesa ad asciugare fuori dalla finestra,
avevamo la carta igienica.
-- Santino Topazio (Bebo Storti), "Scatafascio"


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Balèze bien dosé, décidé, aux bords raides
au milieu de marrons mufles : ô mec mouché !
Ô bilieux de barons, buffles aux becs bouchés :
malaise mien, nausée dessinée aux morts reines.

Ta bise est adulée par la torride laide.
Chers amis encornés, sales mines mâchées ;
chers habits encordés, sales bides bâchés !
Ta mise est annulée par ta taurine laine.

Tu comptes tes moutons, quel honneur amusé !
Tu comptes tes boutons, quelle odeur abusée !
Sans gerber, la boisson est fade et abolie.

Tu décodes ces bouts de doux enduits cordiaux :
sans germer, la moisson est fanée, amollie...
Tu déconnes ; c'est mou ! Ne nous ennuie, corniaud !

Chilles Ezbozido-Varèsse

-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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One morning after an evening of particularly heavy drinking, a man awoke
and upon rolling over in bed saw one of the ugliest women he had ever
seen. As he was about to get out of bed, he looked on the floor and saw
another woman even less appealing than the first. Seeing his look of
wide-eyed amazement, the woman on the floor snapped, "Don't look at me
like that, I was only the bridesmaid."


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le miracle se produit non pas en contradiction avec la nature, mais en
contradiction avec ce que nous connaissons de la nature.
-+- Saint Augustin (354-430) -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Wie fängt man eine Mücke?
A: Man jagt sie auf den Dachboden und zieht die Leiter weg.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Каков идеальный вес для тещи?
- 2 кг вместе с урной.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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system, 0.0% nice, 0.0% idle, Mem: 94780K av, 92892K used,
1888K free, 58124K shrd, 3556K buff, Swap: 122972K av,
39028K used, 83944K free 15804K
cached][root(uid=0)@amba.bydg.pdi.net(ip=195.117.100.2)
/usr/bin(inode=27819)]#


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Během let se stalo, že například dlouhé deště a pohyby půdy
odhalily základy dvou prastarých stodol a díky mohutným kamenům, z nichž
byly vybudovány, se kolem nich brzo vytvořila řada folklórních pověstí.
Tak například, když jste v jedné z nich nechali stát přes noc svého
neokovaného koně a na velkém balvanu uprostřed šestipenci, byla ráno
šestipence pryč a svého koně už jste taky nikdy neviděli...
-- T. Pratchett: Carpe jugulum


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PRATIQUE

M : Soit tu te troches tous les jours... soit tu te torches une fois par semaine... mais au papier de verre.
Scrich ! Scrich ! Scrich !


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gli Errori di Windows [8 di 8]:
983 Hard Disk Error - I file sull'hard disk sono stati sistemati e
pienamente ottimizzati, e per questo li ho
dovuti raccogliere e mettere in un paio di
centinaia di file .TMP
294B BlackMail Error - 500$ a Gates oppure mostrero' a tua moglie le
JPG che hai appena scaricato.
-- Da http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Emsi> totalne bezopie ;)
<cliph> a gdzie tam
<cliph> chwilowe bezopie


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Gastgeber ist wie ein Feldherr: Erst wenn etwas schiefgeht, zeigt
sich sein Talent.
-- Quintus Flaccus Horaz (65-8 v.Chr.)


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.
-- Stanley Kubrick


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Jsou někteří, kdož v rozhovoru myslí na věc, skoro všichni jen na odpověď.
-- Ladislav Klíma


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Abbildungen, Wortbeschreibung, Maß, Zahl und Zeichen stellen
noch immer kein Phänomen dar. Darum bloß konnte sich die Newtonische
Lehre so lange halten, dass der Irrtum in dem Quartbande der
lateinischen Übersetzung für ein paar Jahrhunderte einbalsamiert war.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 995


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Mulher � como CD: Por causa de uma parte boa a gente fica com tudo.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Kant m'apprit qu'il n'y a point de nombres, et qu'il faut faire les
nombres chaque fois qu'il faut les penser.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951) -+-


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Warum haben einige Trabbis eine heizbare Heckscheibe?
Damit man beim Schieben warme Hände hat.


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Кто напуган - наполовину побит.
-- А.В.Суворов


on the jeudi 25 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mercredi, mai 24, 2017

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Sagt der Taschendieb zu seiner schwangeren Frau:
"Wenn es ein Mädchen wird, soll sie Klaudia heißen."


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ženatí muži žijí déle - nebo jim to alespoň tak připadá.
-- Nestroy


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production of
the INDONESIAN archipelago?


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nous n'avouons de petits défauts que pour
persuader que nous n'en avons pas de grands.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 327 -+-


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nedůvěřovat přátelům zahanbuje víc, než být jimi klamán.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nenávidím nikoli člověka, ale jeho chyby.
-- Černyševskij


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Acabei de completar um curso de alem�o e j� consigo ler sem �culos.
-- Mill�r Fernandes


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es gibt zwei Arten von Menschen: Solche die Glück haben und solche wie mich.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Que l'élève soit capable de construire par lui-même des raisonnements,
des démonstrations de théorèmes ou des solutions de problèmes.
-+- Jacques Hadamard -+-


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Если жизнь прошла мимо, - вы знаете кого ждать в гости.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если вы точно не знаете, что ваша программа должна делать, надо ли ее начинать?


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Potají přítele napomínej, ale veřejně chval.
-- Seneca


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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<Castors> ya tu quelquun qui sais quand kde2 va sortir stable en magasins ou sur le net?
<MglWin> le 17 mars a carrefour ;pp
<Castors> a carrefour?



on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eh bien voila ! Notre but est de pouvoir offir la possibilité à Mac de
tourner sous Windows. Donc de leur permettre une compatibilité inverse
également. Sinon Microsoft s'empare de Mac, alors qu'avec nous, Mac
s'empare de Microsoft.
-- Jayce - Sauveur d'Apple. --


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<sel> need help: my first packet to my provider gets lost :-(
<netgod> sel: dont send the first one, start with #2


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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J'ai beaucoup de mal a lire fcola quand il y a toutes les annonces de howto :
les annonces interessantes sont noyees dans les howto. Ca serait pas mal
de degager toute cette pollution dans un autre groupe.
JLM in Guide du linuxien pervers : "Cachez ces doc que je ne saurais voir"


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Dovunque andiate, ci siete."
-- Dalla targa commemorativa dell'astronave USS EXCELSIOR
NCC 2000 (Star Trek)


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

00:01 <@mrufkojad> emotikony jako forma wyrażania emocji!


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Obwohl es keine Oberschicht mehr gibt, wollen immer mehr Leute ihr
angehören.
-- Friedrich Sieburg


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s birthday, when the following will be closed:

* Governmental offices
* Post offices
* Libraries
* Schools
* Banks
* Parts of Palm Beach

and the mind of Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina."
-- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live"


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Leitfaden durch die Phraseologie wissenschaftlicher Veröffentlichungen:
Englisch:
These results were confirmed by waterbird et al., 1990
Deutsch:
Wir publizierten vor Wasservogel et al., 1990


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Je podlé něco říkat a něco jiného si myslet - ale oč je horší něco napsat
a něco jiné si myslet.
-- Seneca


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cesare, la Macedonia avanza...
- Mettetela in frigorifero!


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Se voc� d� para engenharia, pode ser um bom engenheiro. Mas se voc� d�
para diretor de novela, nada te garante um emprego de atriz.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Toll ist:
wer Toren belehrt,
Weisen widerredet,
von hohlen Reden bewegt wird,
Huren glaubt,
Geheimnisse Unsichern vertraut.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1306


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il vero amico lo riconosci da come ti mente.
-- Alessandro Morandotti


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Суди о прожитом дне не по урожаю, который ты собрал, а по тем семенам, что ты
посеял в этот день.
-- Р.Стивенсон


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Schweiz:
Europäische Großbank für Fluchtkapital.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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ВТОРОЙ ЗАКОН ВЫШКОВСКОГО
Все можно наладить, если вертеть в руках достаточно долго.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Takhle mi lichotit znamená urážet můj stud.
-- Moliere


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Du hast eine API. Ob Du diese API mit Assembler, C, C++ oder in
Keilschrift ansprichst ist eigentlich egal.
-- Christian Palmes (in einer Assemblernewsgroup zum Thema VC++ und
DirectX/OpenGL-API)


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
That unalterable rule applies both to God and man."
[John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton (Lord Acton) in
a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, April 5,1887]


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Gast bestellt in einem Café ein Stück Torte. Als der Ober mit der
Torte kommt, hat er es sich inzwischen anders überlegt, läßt sie
zurückgehen und wünscht einen Kognak. Nachdem er den ausgetrunken hat,
will er das Café verlassen. Der Ober hält ihn auf:
"Enschuldchn Se, awwer Sie hamm noch gar nich bezahlt!"
"Was sollchn bezahln?"
"Nu, dähn Gonnjagg!"
"Fier dähn habbch Ihn doch die Dorde gegähm."
"Awwer die hammse doch ooch nich bezahld!"
"Die habbch ooch nich gegässn!"


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very
pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love
grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning
and unquenchable.
-- Bruce Lee


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Unterschied zwischen einem Experten und einem Journalisten: Der
Experte weiß immer mehr von immer weniger, bis er eines Tages alles
von nichts weiß. Der Journalist weiß immer weniger von immer mehr,
bis er eines Tages nichts von allem weiß.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я избавился от лишних 80 кг жира, я развелся.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Errare e' umano", come dicono i vagabondi...
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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It's not usually cost effective time wise to go do it. But if something's
really pissing you off, you just go find the code and fix it and that's
really cool.
-- John Carmack, on the advantages of open source


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Miřte vysoko! Triviální úpravy jsou obvykle stejně náročné a vyvolávají
stejně silný odpor jako fundamentální změny. Úspěšný výzkum si klade
otázku: "Dokážeme-li to, přinese to do života či podnikání našeho
zákazníka skutečnou změnu?" (str. 118)
-- Drucker


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le féminin de président, c'est la femme du président.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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[02:09] <@PawciooS> patrys: jak sie zakłada brancha ?
[02:09] <@patrys> PawciooS: cvs stand -RUNDER_TREE; cvs get BRANCH; cvs put on
[02:10] <@PawciooS> patrys: -RUNDER_TREE <- taka nazwa ma być ??
[02:10] <@patrys> tak
[02:10] <@PawciooS> a nazwa speca ?
[02:11] <@patrys> zaraz tylko fortunke zapisze
[02:11] <@PawciooS> patrys: do fortunek lece ?


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Да, да, ведь ревности припадки -
Болезнь так точно, как чума,
Как чёрный сплин, как лихорадка,
Как повреждение ума.
-- А. С. Пушкин


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Самообман - это когда встают на весы и втягивают живот.


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Devemos desconfiar sempre um dos outros. E nossa única
defesa contra a traicao.
-- Tennessee Williams


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Выверни грязную рубаху наизнанку, но не переворачивай чужих слов.
-- Эстонская пословица


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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^___
C/|_____ ____----:
_ // \****\/___'____\
/ _// \*|::|***/ _ \ \
| |O/ | *||*----|O| |
\___/ \_ \___/


on the mercredi 24 mai 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mardi, mai 23, 2017

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... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La culture c'est comme la confiture : moins on en a, plus on l'étale.
-+- Françoise Sagan -+-


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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C'EST FACILE DE SE MOQUER

P : h ! Ah ! T'es déguisé en femme girafe ?!
M : Mais nan, connard ! J'ai un collier anti-puces, un collier anti-tiques, un collier anti-aoûtats, un collier anti-poux...
P : En tout cas, ça te fait une sacrée tête de con !
M : J'aurais dû mettre un collier anti-chats !


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Die Religion, die nur auf Theologie gebaut ist, kann niemals etwas
Moralisches enthalten.
-- Immanuel Kant


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Manželství je společenstvím jednoho vládce, jedné vládkyně a dvou
nevolníků, což sumárně činí dvě osoby.
-- Bierce


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les regards sont les premiers billets doux des amants.
-+- Anne, dite Ninon de Lenclos -+-


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ostatní kočky byly najednou hloupé. Mauric se začal místo
s kočkami kamarádit s krysami. Mohl si s nimi alespoň popovídat. Vycházel
s nimi skvěle, pokud měl na paměti, že nesmí sežrat žádnou krysu, kterou
znají.
-- T. Pratchett: Úžasný Mauric


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Death didn't answer. He was looking at Spold in the same way as a dog looks
at a bone, only in this case things were more or less the other way around.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Auf 93 Millionen Meilen gibt es nichts zwischen der Sonne und meinem
Schatten. Ich bin immer irgendetwas im Wege ...


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"La vita e' come una scodella di minestra in cui ci sono dei capelli.
La devi mangiare comunque."
-- Flaubert


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если Вы не можете научиться делать это хорошо, научитесь получать удовольствие
от сделанного и так.


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Простота - необходимое условие прекрасного.
-- Лев Толстой


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Polo nord. L'oca: "Ho un freddo cane". Il cane: "E' vero, ho la pelle
d'oca".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 23 mai 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)