vendredi, mars 31, 2017

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Vědci vypočetli, že pravděpodobnost existence něčeho tak výjimečně
nesmyslného jako je Zeměplocha je zhruba několik miliónů k jedné.
Jenže mágové zase spočítali, že při pravděpodobnosti, že se
nějaká věc může přihodit s pravděpodobností milión ku jedné, přihodí se
pravidelně devětkrát z deseti případů.
-- T. Pratchett: Mort


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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spies : pamela weds aids
-- Schulz, Rémi


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чтобы партнёрша испытала оргазм, мужчина должен уметь продлять акт.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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(o _-| o| <o _|| -| _ o| |o _ _ _ |
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(o _ | -| _ o| [o _ | -| _ \ /o _ | -| _ \
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on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Fehler, die andere noch machen werden, haben wir bereits hinter uns.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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#7thguard
20:17 < trawnik> ;D
20:17 < trawnik> ej, opa
20:17 < trawnik> ;D
20:17 <@gophi> 19:18:25 [IRCNet] -!- Inviting OP to #7thguard


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer aus großen Absichten fehlgreift, handelt immer lobenswürdiger, als
wer dasjenige tut, was nur kleinen Absichten gemäß ist. Man kann auf
dem rechten Wege irren und auf dem falschen recht gehen.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (Aufgeregten)


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and
we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Angličan nikdy nežertuje, jde-li o tak vážnou věc, jako je sázka.
-- ?


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ženy jsou dekorativní; nikdy nemají co říci, ale říkají to
půvabně.
-- Wilde


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bajka o jaśminie:
Jaś mi nie oddał forsy.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conseil Debian nº 29 : faites en sorte de garder l'horloge système à
l'heure. Pour les machines qui restent allumées en permanence, le paquet
« ntp » permet de garder une horloge système à l'heure précise entre les
redémarrages.



on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le Desdi-cuistot

Je suis le Ténébreux, bœuf, pommes rissolées,
Le Prince d'Aquitaine avec des brocolis :
Ma seule étoile est morte ; - une lotte poêlée
Porte le soleil noir, nappée d'un fin coulis.

Dans la nuit du Tombeau, gnocchi, morue salée,
Rends-moi le Pausilippe en sauce, à l'aïoli,
La fleur qui plaisait tant avec du Beaujolais
Et la treille ou le Pampre et du rosé sur lie.

Suis-je Amour ou Phœbus ?... ou purée de marrons ?
Mon front est rouge encor des poires Belle-Hélène ;
J'ai rêvé dans la grotte en buvant du chouchen...

Et j'ai deux fois vainqueur repris des macarons :
Modulant tour à tour dans la tasse chauffée
Les soupirs de la Sainte et d'un pousse-café.

Gécur de Nervonski

-- Graner, Nicolas


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Важно, не только то, кто формирует общественное мнение,
но и то, кто его формулирует.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Знание - сила. А сила есть - ума не надо.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hallo Unterhosenwechsler!


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женщина лишь тогда верит слову "люблю", когда оно сказано
тихо и просто.
-- Я. Галан


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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1. Une carte n'est pas le territoire qu'elle représente (non-identité).
2. Une carte ne recouvre pas tout le territoire (non-toutité).
3. Une carte est auto-réflexive (auto-réflexivité du langage)
-+- Alfred Korzybski -+-


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Una coccinella entra in farmacia e chiede: "Ha niente per i punti neri?".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Man is, and always has been, a maker of gods. It has been the most
serious and significant occupation of his sojourn in the world."
[John Burroughs]


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"In fondo ci sono cose peggiori della morte. Se avete passato una
serata con un assicuratore, sapete cosa intendo dire..."
-- Woody Allen, da "Amore e guerra"


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Шутка - половина правды.
-- Абхазская пословица


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Exile on main street <--> Into perverse extremes
-- anagrama


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--

as you've NEVER seen them before!

(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mais ce qu'il y a de dur, c'est l'aplomb de ces braves gens-là, leur
sécurité dans la bêtise ! Ils sont bruissants à la manière des grosses
caisses dont ils se servent ; leur sonorité vient de leur viduité.
-+- Gustave Flaubert -+-


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Certains hommes parlent pendant leur sommeil.
Les conférenciers parlent pendant le sommeil des autres.
-+- Albert Camus (1913-1960) -+-


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Asia - jest przemądrzała i inteligentna, wie komu dać, a komu nie.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wpis w dzienniczku ucznia:

Michalina upomniana, żeby się nie denerwowała, bo złość
piękności szkodzi, odpowiedziała: "To pani z pewnością nie
zaszkodzi."


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> > Jakby to rzec, dlaczego na stronie glownej jest DOWNLOAD, a na podstronach
> > juz go na belce nie ma? :'-(
> emm...
> chyba my się tu wszyscy czymś wspieramy... może tak zwolnić tempo albo
> coś? Bo to się źle skończy...

Cos sie konczy, cos zaczyna,
nie kodera to jest wina.

Argant prawie juz gotowy,
lecz download jest chu#owy,
bowiem nie ma gdzie tam kliknac,
zeby z Argantem sie spiknac :)

I skad wiedziec ma publika,
ze arg.tgz wciaz znika,
z planow na dzionek kolejny
az przeleci weekend pelny.

Moze wtedy sie pojawi,
kiedy caly kod se sprawi,
I bez bugow, bez cor-dampow,
Nie ma swiata bez Argantow :)


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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[Acqua]
Per mi l'acqua se l'e' bona
l'e' doma' per lava' i piatt
-- Porta, "Brindes de Meneghin all'ostaria"


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Aimez qu'on vous conseille, et non pas qu'on vous loue.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Remember: While root can do most everything, there are certain
privileges that only a partner can grant.
-- Telsa Gwynne


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Tempesta sulla manica: il continente isolato."
-- Vecchio (ma vero) titolo del Times di Londra


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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До свадьбы я любил всех женщин, теперь же на одну меньше.
-- неизвестный автор


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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363. Chuck Norris próbował kiedyś zmierzyć swoje przyrodzenie. Niestety,
nie istnieje wystarczająco długi przyrząd do pomiarów.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si si... Tu peux mettre les objectifs ragentiques sur les boitiers
rumériques.
-+- Daniel in fr.rec.photo : Le carré c'est plus de l'amour,
c'est de la rage ! -+-


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butler


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Фигурой женщина напоминает грушу,
В которой ищем мы родную душу.
-- Н.Векшин


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Warum feiern wir eigentlich Weihnachten? Es kommt doch jeden Tag vor,
daß ein Mann geboren wird, der sich später für Gott hält.


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Capisce cosa sto dicendo, capitano? Siamo tornati.
-- Il comandante T'Bok, "The Neutral Zone" (TNG),
data astrale 41986.0


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A sailor who slept in the sun,
Woke to find his fly buttons undone,
He remarked with a smile,
"Good grief, a sun-dial!
And now it's a quarter-past one."


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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С наступающим вас опьянением


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kdybychom si sami nelichotili, lichotky druhých by nám nemohly uškodit.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'ai bu kwas. Chien vida apteryx moquez golf
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the vendredi 31 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

jeudi, mars 30, 2017

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Žena by se stala bezpředmětným tvorem, kdyby byla muži povolná hned při
první příležitosti.
-- Bednář


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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23:54:45 <Kalkosssd> WYSEK
23:54:52 <Kalkosssd> nn vi capisco
23:54:59 <Kalkosssd> ma che lingua č?
23:55:02 <Kalkosssd> č un codice?
23:55:06 <wysek> Kalkosssd: la kuestena palma.
23:55:20 <wysek> naogladalem sie kilerow dwoch :P
[...]
00:01:53 <wysek> jack_: o kuurde,
00:02:04 <wysek> jack_: ja z tymi kilerami to pomylilem jezyki, tam byl
hiszpanski ;))))) rotfl.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

01:10 <@mrufkojad> Mini Tower i wyznania hdd samotnika.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Armies of Bible scholars and theologians have for centuries
found respected employment devising artful explanations of
the Bible often not really meaning what it says."
[J. S. Bullion, Jr., U.S. freethinker, writer]


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si dieux avait créer l'Homme avec de la toile "emerit" au creux
des mains, il y aurait moins de branleurs.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
-- George Bernard Shaw


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se il vostro idolo e' Dali', non fate gli architetti comunali.
-- Daniele Luttazzi, "C.R.A.M.P.O."


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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If you had just a minute to breathe,
And they granted you one final wish,
Would you ask for something
Like another chance?
-- Traffic, "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Hai vissuto qui per tutta la tua vita?
- Si', due volte.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il y a deux sortes de femmes : celles qui sont jeunes et jolies, et
celles qui me trouvent bien.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tu che togli i pedoni dal mondo, abbi pieta' di noi.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Прошла зима, настало лето, -
Спасибо партии за это!
-- Неизвестный автор


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я тебе покажу, где раком зимуют


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The hell I won't talk that way! Peter, an eternity here without her is not
an eternity of bliss; it is an eternity of boredom and loneliness and grief.
You think this damned gaudy halo means anything to me when I know--yes,
you've convinced me!--that my beloved is burning in the Pit? I didn't ask
much. Just to be allowed to live with her. I was willing to wash dishes
forever if only I could see her smile, hear her voice, touch her hand! She's
been shipped on a technicality and you know it! Snobbish, bad-tempered angels
get to live here without ever doing one lick to deserve it. But my Marga,
who is a real angel if one ever lived, gets turned down and sent to Hell to
everlasting torture on a childish twist in the rules. You can tell the Father
and His sweet-talking Son and that sneaky Ghost that they can take their
gaudy Holy City and shove it! If Margrethe has to be in Hell, that's where
I want to be!"
[Robert Heinlein, Alexander Hergensheimer
in "Job: A Comedy of Justice"]


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Jdi do boje vesele, neboť mrtví, kteří se neusmívají, jsou oškliví.
-- London


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn es ein Geheimnis des Erfolges gibt, so ist es das: Den Standpunkt
des anderen verstehen und die Dinge mit seinen Augen zu betrachten.
-- Henry Ford


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

23:58 <@yacc> Maria konopnicka - mircowe A..B...C... - nowele wybrane


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ничто так не компрометирует, как отсутствие встречного компромата!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Závistník působí sám sobě žal a je tak sám sobě nepřítelem.
-- Demokritos


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Leben bei dem nicht von Zeit zu Zeit alles auf dem Spiel steht,
ist nichts wert.
-- Luise Rinser


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Un abitante di Bolzano alto 1 metro e 50 che ALTOatesino e'???
-- Paolo Bazzurro <mil23@sdb.it>


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tu vas brancher quoi sur ta connection RNIS ? ton réfrigérateur ?
C'est quoi les petites boîtes noires avec des pattes qu'on trouve
dans toutes les machines qui communiquent ? des drosophiles ?
-+- MH in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son frigo -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Куда черт не поспеет, туда бабу пошлет.
-- Белорусская пословица


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour être le meilleur, il suffit parfois que les autres soient moins
bons.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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То, что ты не потерял, ты имеешь. Ты не потерял рога. Значит, ты имеешь рога.
-- Протагор


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'enfance : "J'ai eu une très belle enfance malgré tout... j'ai été
élevé du côté campagne, en dehors de Bruxelles. Et j'ai toujours grandi
parmi les chiens. Les animaux ne parlent pas trop. Ils "parlent" avec du
feeling, mais ils n'ont pas de langage pour nos trouilles à nous. Là
j'ai un chien en ce moment à côté de moi. Je le caresse." .
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<skilla> mac_ au fait ,comment je pourait fair marcher un hp 710c sous linux ?
<mac_> skilla y a quoi comme processeur sur cette bete ?
<skilla> mac_ hp 710 C c une imprimante ;



on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chez elle* un beau désordre est un effet de l'art.
* L'ode
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nous ne cesserons pas notre exploration. Et le terme de notre quête sera
d'arriver là d'où nous étions partis et de savoir le lieu pour la
première fois.
-+- Thomas Stearns Eliot -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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L'existence d'un homme comme moi réside précisément dans ce qu'il pense
et dans la manière dont il pense, et non dans ce qu'il fait ou ce qu'il
endure.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"
-- W. C. Fields


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il faut contraindre les hommes à être libres.
-+- Jacques Toubon -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dei turisti raccolgono un bambino di nove anni tutto bagnato, sporco ed
infreddolito che sta camminando lungo una strada di notte.
"Cosa ti e' successo?", gli chiedono.
"Tutte le sere mio padre mi porta al lago con la macchina e, dopo avermi
portato nel bel mezzo con la barca, mi butta dentro. Io devo nuotare
fino a riva e poi camminare fino a casa".
"Deve essere molto dura per un bambino come te!".
"No", risponde lui, "l'unica cosa difficile e' uscire dal sacco".
-- Da http://www.e-link.ch/jack/jokes-i/jokes-i.sht


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les dénominations assurées effacent la vision première.
-+- André Dhôtel (1900-1991), Rhétorique fabuleuse (Cahiers du Sud) -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Как вы знаете, человек сотворен из глины. Что же удивительного в том,
что со временем начинает сыпаться песок?
-- Крайнов-Рытов


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hledám člověka.
-- Diogenes


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Jaka jest definicja delikatnej miłości?
- Dwóch gejów z hemoroidami.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.
-- H. L. Mencken


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Никто не прав, когда увидит он
Игривую улыбку у святого...
Обманчив восприятия закон...
-- Феано


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'air : "L'air est fait d'oxygène CO2"
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When you're lying on the bed,
And the thought is in your head,
But the feeling is way down between your legs,
Take your problem in your hand,
And beat it to the band,
And try your best to keep it off the walls.

Don't let your lover tell you,
Don't let anybody sell you,
That the joy of masturbation is a crime.
For I've rid myself of fears,
(I've been doing it for years)
And now I have an erection all the time.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Od půl jedné do čtvrt na tři
radili se psychiatři.
Kdybych plakal jako malé nemluvně,
mávli by nade mnou rukou omluvně.
Kdybych byl somnambul,
navštívil bych Istanbul.
Ale že se směju od ucha k uchu,
tak prý mám duševní poruchu.
Ejchuchu!
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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cad, n.:
A man who doesn't tell his wife
that he's sterile until she's pregnant.


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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O jovem só pode ser levado a sério quando fica velho

--Nelson Rodrigues


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда всё остывает, мы начинаем есть... друг друга.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 30 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mercredi, mars 29, 2017

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Dec 01 23:18:01 <nakus> jak pisze "kdm" , to mi monitor pare razy mruga i nic
Dec 01 23:18:26 <leeloo> nakus: spalila Ci sie karta graficzna


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Целомудрие - авторитет неискушенности.
-- А.Круглов


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чужая жена - всегда в экспортном исполнении.
-- Г. Малкин


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il faut bien mentir quelquefois quand on est évêque.
-+- Jean-Jacques Rousseau -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<elmo> Joy: thanks, joy
<doogie> elmo: that's redundant, elmo
<elmo> doogie: go play in traffic
<doogie> ah, the elmo we know and love


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was Du heute kannst besorgen, das kannst Du Dir auch morgen borgen.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Човешкото око шепа пръст го напълва, нищо друго.
-- българска пословица


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a young man from Glengozzle
Who found a remarkable fossil.
He knew by the bend
And the wart on the end,
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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There's always been Tower of Babel sort of bickering inside Unix, but
this is the most extreme form ever. This means at least several years
of confusion.
-- Bill Gates, founder and chairman of Microsoft,
about the Open Systems Foundation


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der ist kein freier Mensch, der sich nicht auch einmal dem Nichtstun
hingeben kann.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 v.Chr.)


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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À VÉRIFIER

M : Je te jure sur la vie de ma mère ! Les anthropophages mangeaient toujours un diabétique au dessert ! Siiii !


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ho scoperto qualcosa che fa il lavoro di dieci uomini. Dieci donne!
-- Tony Randall


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
-- Errore generato dal sistema operativo RSTS per i DEC PDP-11


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The way to make money is to start your own religion."
[L. Ron Hubbard, 1954]


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ничто не обходится нам так дешево и не ценится так дорого, как
вежливость.
-- Сервантес


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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/|__
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o o ,
| .' ", .-.
(_)\ ""-------. ( O )
: ---' ',
| /.____.\ |---, ,'
()) ()) ( O )
||| ||| `-'
<>> <>>
Spielzeug-MULI


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MISÈRE

M : J'ai vécu chez une exciseuse... C'était horrible... horrible ! Je ne mangeais pas à ma faim tous les jours...
P : Ouerk !


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PLAY THE GAME:
Milano. Il lotto era truccato. I bambini usati nelle estrazioni
venivano addestrati a toccare e riconoscere le palle lisce da quelle ruvide.
Sembrerebbe pornografia pedofila; in realta' era una truffa che fruttava
vincite miliardarie a coloro che gestivano le estrazioni dei numeri sulla
ruota del capoluogo lombardo. E mentre le indagini si stanno allargando a
tutta la penisola, gli italiani, piuttosto che prendersi una pausa per
riflettere su come siano stati presi in giro, hanno rilanciato, andando in
ricevitoria per giocare i numeri che secondo la smorfia corrispondono a
"truffa", "Milano", "bambino", al numero di persone arrestate, eccetera.
Come e' mai possibile che ogni cosa esistente al mondo sia mappabile su
soli 90 numeri? Voi che siete esperti...: stanotte ho sognato una beuta
di metilpropano liquido con dentro un ombrellino da drink e con disegnato
sul vetro uno dei personaggi dei biccheri della Nutella: posso farci un ambo?
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bez chyb se nikdo nenarodí.
SINE VITIIS NEMO NASCITUR.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer sich nicht achtet, ehrt die Frauen nicht;
Wer nicht die Frauen ehrt, kennt er die Liebe?
-- Leopold Schefer (Laienbrevier)


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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7/5 das pessoas não entende frações.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein Genie, das nachgeahmt wird, hat ebendeswegen viele Fehler: denn
sonst schreckt' es ab. (Ramler, Goethe jetzt und sonst)
-- Jean Paul (eig. Johann Paul Friedrich Richter)


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conservare la misura, rispettare il limite e seguire la natura.
-- Lucano, II, 381-382


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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FACHOS
M : Hi ! Hi ! Le PSG vire ses supporters nazis du parc des princes !
P : C'est honteux ! On n'a pas le droit de mettre les gens dehors en plein hiver ! Qu'est-ce qu'ils vont devenir, ces pauvres nazis ?
M : Des sans-ratonnade fixe.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Religious Philosophy is an oxymoron-
a philosopher of religion is ONLY a moron"
[Kamian]


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Der Glaube, das, was man wünscht, zu erreichen, ist immer lustvoll.
-- Aristoteles, 384-322 v. Chr.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die alten Zähne wurden schlecht, und man begann, sie auszureißen, die
neuen kamen grade recht, um mit ihnen ins Gras zu beißen.
-- Heinz Erhardt


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nunca ousei ser um radical na juventude, por medo de me
tornar um conservador depois de velho.
-- Robert Frost


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le travail est l'opium du peuple et je ne veux pas mourir drogué.
-+- Boris Vian -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jsou-li mí přátelé jednoocí, dívám se na ně z profilu.
-- Joubert


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O K
K O D'accord. Butez-le.
-- Breton, J.C.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es liegt in der Natur, vernüftig zu denken und unlogisch zu handeln.
-- Anatole France


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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On ne peut rien fonder sur l'opinion : il faut d'abord la détruire.
-+- Gaston Bachelard ; La formation de l'esprit scientifique


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Придет время и соберут разбросанные камни, но никогда не собрать
разбросанных денег.
-- В.А.Жиляков


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Власть - это плащ, который мы находим слишком широким на чужих плечах
и слишком тесным на своих.
-- Поль Декурсель


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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SSSS .SSSS' SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SSSS.SSSS' SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SSSSSSSS' SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SAMCSSS' SSSS .SSSSSSSS .SSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSS. SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SSSS`SSSS. SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SSSS `SSSS. SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SSSS `SSSS. SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'
SSSS `SSSS SSSS .SSSS' .SSSS'


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nulla basta a colui per il quale cio' che basta e' poco.
-- Epicuro


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In questa stanza, due persone su una sono schizofreniche.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dieu sait, par exemple, ce que coûte au reste du monde le maigre cheptel
bigot entretenu à grand frais par une littérature spéciale, répandue à
des millions d'exemplaires sur toute la surface du globe, et dont on
voudra bien reconnaître qu'elle est faite pour décourager les incroyants
de bonne volonté.
-+- Bernanos, Georges -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Traube und einem Elefanten?
A: Eine Traube ist violett.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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If God doesn't destroy San Francisco, He should apologize to Sodom and
Gomorrah.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dívá-li se některá žena často do zrcadla, nemusí to být
ješitnost, ale statečnost.
-- Twain


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'intelligence est la capacité de résoudre... des problèmes nouveaux.
-+- Edouard Claparède, L'éducation fonctionnelle -+-


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Dove le donne hanno i peli piu' ispidi?
- In Africa.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Menschheit muß dem Krieg ein Ende setzen oder der Krieg setzt der
Menschheit ein Ende.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"И хочется и колется," - сказал зоофил, поглядывая на ежика.


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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We must believe that it is the darkest before the dawn of a beautiful
new world. We will see it when we believe it.
-- Saul Alinsky


on the mercredi 29 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mardi, mars 28, 2017

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Человек не орех: сразу не раскусишь.
-- Русская пословица


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
< adzinok> jak coś u was nie działa to ja wam pomogę, bo u mnie wszystko działa


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Не умеющий целоваться - обслюнявит.
-- амхарская пословица


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pawel Wimmer <pawel.wimmer@lupus.waw.pl>:
Nie zmieniam zdania, ze oprogramowanie pecetowe dla Windows 95 ma
najwieksze mozliwosci. Tu bede walczyl do upadlego.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Поэт не тот, кто рифмой ловко управляет,
А тот, кто мысль свою с гармонией слагает.
-- Феано


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"God is not all that exists. God is all that does not exist."
[Remy de Gourmont (1858-1915) French
novelist, critic, philosopher]


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La morte e' solamente uno stato mentale.

E' solo che non ti lascia molto tempo per pensare a qualcos'altro.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je vote [OUI] a la création de fr.rec.chasse.newbies
-+- AT in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien configurer son newbie -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dans les affaires, comme en amour,
il est un moment où l'on doit s'abandonner.
-+- Bernard Grasset, Remarques sur l'action -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ce n'est pas n'importe qui qui peut-être quiconque.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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En effet son pinis, d'aprhs ces dires, se plierait ` 1cm de sa base
lorsqu'il est en irection. Pourriez vous m'iclairer sur ce sujet un peu
osi ou alors timoigner. merci d'avance.
-+- Frangois in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien déplier son 8ème bit -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qu'un sou quand il est assuré
Vaut mieux que cinq en espérance.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Berger et la Mer (Fables IV.2) -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Produtos desenvolvidos para todo tipo de idiota

* Em uma m�quina de lavar sueca: ``N�o ligue quando inseridas crian�as
ou animais dom�sticos''


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Nikdy jsem nepochopil, co je špatného na tom být zbabělcem,"
prohlásil Mrakoplaš. "Na útěk potřebuješ nervy. Spoustu lidí by bylo zrovna
tak zbabělých jako já, kdyby na to měli dost odvahy."
-- T. Pratchett: Poslední hrdina


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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_______________ __o
_________________ -\<,
......O/ O

-- skk@sparc.UUCP (Stuart Kreitman)


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Je sais pourquoi tant de gens aiment couper du bois. C'est une activité
où l'on voit tout de suite le résultat.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language. :-)

-- Larry Wall in <199706242038.NAA29853@wall.org>


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as
we could with both of them."
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

00:46 <@yacc> Twoja reakcja na [CTCP VERSION] - omów na przykładzie
własnych lub kolego spytaj co sadzi o Twoim problemie na własnym
przykładzie lub kolegi obok.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Just to expand on what Ross said, it is undoubtedly too much to expect
of any distribution that it automatically detect whether or not the
person installing it can read simple English directions, and if he
can't, proceed without his input. That way lies madness.
-- Shawn McMahon on debian-curiosa@l.d.o


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE in the yard ...


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> > Vous commencez à voir l'intérêt de MultiDeskOS :-) ? (jayce)
> Non. (jjb)
Méchant ! Tu ne comprends pas que plus d'argent pour Jayce, c'est une
vie meilleure pour nous à moyen terme ?
-- Bloozed2000 - Ce qui est bon pour Jayce est bon pour l'Amérique... --


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Když se kára a buvol shodnou, nezáleží na tom, jaká je cesta.
-- indické přísloví


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In der Praxis ist vielen Menschen die Theorie doch lieber als die
Praxis.
-- Ernst Ferstl


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Un nocif fusa mac. Ça m'a suffi connu
par un as noir si mou qu'omis rions à nu...
Rapt ! un roc si bistrot à tort si biscornu
t'unit, n'occit, n'ôta là ton tic continu
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Цель оправдывает средства.
-- Макиавелли


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La liberté est pour la Science ce que l'air est pour l'animal .
-+- Henri Poincaré -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Faith will survive all superstitions, compelling men to think in terms of
their own destiny and the responsibility they themselves have in forging
that destiny. No one explains how declarations that are manufactured out of
whole cloth, that have absolutely no predictive content and therefore no
demonstrable connection with our lives as we live them day by day, are
supposed to serve as a guide for planning our future. What such declarations
do is to condition every nervous system that takes them seriously that it is
perfectly sane to ignore the world in which we live, and to live instead in
a world of pure fantasy. The man who is willing to accept the doctrine of
Christian faith is one who is willing to relinquish all hope of knowing the
truth. He accepts all, doubts never, vegetates. He is a slave, a hollow shell
into which others can pour all manner of stupidities. Having a conscience,
being honest, are empty phrases for him, as he has relinquished his own right
to think and is acting only because others are acting through him. He refuses
to be honest with himself, no longer talks things over with himself, no longer
meditates, contemplates; he only absorbs like a sponge, without discrimination.
If he has convictions, they are metamorphized and petrified lies, and not even
his own lies but those of colleagues, priests, and politicians who want to use
him. If to accept blindly, without the play of reason, is faith, it follows
then that what the world needs is not more faith, but more people who think
with their own heads and not with the heads of others."
[Chester Dolan, "Holy Daze: Coming to Grips with "Religion," the Holy
Daze of Humanity", "Faith" section, pp.130-135, MOPAH Publications]


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Co zrobiliby studenci, gdyby mieli do dyspozycji wehikuł czasu?
- Cofnęliby się w czasie i zabili Cauchy'ego za młodu.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Большинство книг таково, что прочитав несколько строк и просмотрев несколько
фигур, уже знаешь о них все; так что остальное помещено в этих книгах лишь
для того, чтобы заполнить бумагу.
-- Декарт


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name.
-- Gore Vidal


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mais complicado que receita de creme Assis Brasil.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Má-li výzkum přinášet výsledky, je lépe zapomenout na dělení výzkumu na
"čistý" a "aplikovaný", který je plodem 19. století. Může být snad ještě
účelné v univerzitním prostředí, ale v průmyslu nemá žádný smysl, není-li
přímo škodlivé. (str. 116)
-- Drucker


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'ascenseur : "Quand tu montes dans un ascenseur... tu penses. À des tas
de choses ; à des créations, à des gens, à des souvenirs... Donc on est
jamais seul spirituellement! Mais physiquement, "dans l'enveloppe", si
je suis seul... eh bien... je suis là. Et je reste là. Jusqu'à ce que
les portes s'ouvrent... Et puis je commence à marcher. Je bouge mon
enveloppe. Vers ma mission de tous les jours..."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Прекрасное постигается путем изучения и ценой больших усилий; дурное
усваивается само собой, без труда.
-- Демокрит


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Welche Religion ist die Wahre? Für die Masse jede, für den denkenden
Menschen nur die, die er sich selbst aufbaut.
-- A. O. Weber


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Modernost spočívá v tom, že potřebujeme stále míň času na cestu
přes oceán a stále víc času na cestu do kanceláře, nebo do
továrny.
-- XY


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vede-li tě skuhrající havran, dojdeš k mršině.
-- arabské přísloví


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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La Terre a ses limites, mais la bêtise humaine est infinie.
-+- Gustave Flaubert -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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GOURMAND

P : Bah!...
M : Quoi ?
P : Tu te mets des tampax dans le cul !?
Spoup !
M : Bah... non... j'en mange...


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Никто не идеальный. Я - никто.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Глаз хозяина откармливает лошадей.
-- Екатерина Вторая


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il successo e' la fortuna di essere frainteso da alcune persone
influenti.
-- Eugene Ionesco


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kleinigkeiten sind es, die Perfektion ausmachen, aber Perfektion ist
alles andere als eine Kleinigkeit.
-- Henry Royce


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'homme est un être raisonnable, mais les hommes le sont-ils ?
-+- Raymond Aron, Dimensions de la conscience historique -+-


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: Czym różni się administratorka w spodniach od administratorki w spódnicy ?
A: Czasem dostępu.


on the mardi 28 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

lundi, mars 27, 2017

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I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Republic of Poland <--> A foul crippled nob
-- anagrama


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie fängt man einen Löwen in der Wüste?
4. mathematische Methode: Die Projektionsmethode

Ohne Einschränkung der Allgemeinheit nehmen wir an, daß die Wüste eine
Ebene ist. Wir projizieren sie auf ein Gerade durch den Käfig, und die
Gerade auf einen Punkt im Käfig. Damit gelangt der Löwe in den Käfig.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Příčina, proč pro většinu žen přátelství tak málo znamená
záleží v tom, že tak fádně chutná tomu, kdo okusil lásku.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Picard: Siamo qui fuori per esplorare, prendere contatto con altre forme
di vita, stabilire relazioni pacifiche ma non interferire, ed
assolutamente non distruggere. E ancora osservo cio' che abbiamo
appena fatto.
Troi: Tutto quello che lei ha fatto era consistente con la procedura
stabilita dalla Flotta Stellare.
Picard: Numero Uno, a lei la plancia.
-- "Galaxy's Child" (TNG), data astrale 44614.6


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<updek> mam pytanie jak skasowac jakiegos usera????????
<Blacky_> updek: karabinem maszynowym
<updek> hyhy
<updek> ale tak na serio?
<Blacky_> updek: a sądzisz, że przeżyje serię?
<_demon> jezu fortunes jaki nic
<_demon> lol
<Blacky_> ?
[ minelo troche czasu ]
<_demon> Blacky_ odpowiedz: czy wiesz co to sa fortunki?
<Blacky_> hmmmmm
... Blacky_ myśli
<Blacky_> .........
... Blacky_ czuje ostry ból
... Blacky_ decyduje sie na zatrzymanie procesu myślenia
[ znow minelo troche czasu na wytlumaczenie ]
<Blacky_> w ktorych z waszych fortunek są moje teksty??!
<_demon> Blacky_ u mtega jest masa twoich
<Blacky_> grr
<Blacky_> daj url do tego złodzieja słów


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Przecież nie ma tam nic niezwykłego w tym moim biednym kąciku.
Oczywiście, dla kogoś, kto lubi zimne, wilgotne i ponure miejsca, jest
to coś naprawdę ponętnego.
-- Z Ponurnika Kłapouchego


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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И без поэзии мужчина пойдет на войну, девушка - замуж, жена станет матерью,
люди похоронят своих мертвецов и умрут сами; однако, опьяненные стихами, все
они устремятся к своему уделу с неоправданными надеждами. Воины якобы завоюют
славу, невесты станут Пенелопами, матери родят стране героев, а мертвые
погрузятся в лоно своей прародительницы-земли, вечно оставшись в памяти тех,
кого они покинули... Даже когда поэты порицают жизнь, описывая всю ее
очевидную бессмыслицу, читатель все равно ощущает душевный подъем.
-- Т.Уайлдер


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
20:11:30 < bulx> djrzulf: magiczne naprawienie ;p
20:11:41 <@djrzulf> bulx: co zrobiłeś ?:>
20:11:59 < bulx> man pam
20:12:11 <@djrzulf> pam mam ?
20:12:20 < bulx> man pam
20:12:40 <@djrzulf> pan mam ?
20:14:28 <@mYh`g0Ne> dosłownie tamtam'y w afryce...


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
[21:40:13] <Konrad_> re
[21:40:36] <Konrad_> witam, co mi polecicie do liczenia sciaganych danych ?
[21:40:56] <@pawelb> lstat, mrtg
[21:40:57] <Faq> kalkulator
[21:41:14] <Konrad_> Faq: dlugo nad tym myslales?
[21:41:32] <Konrad_> pawelb: thx
[21:41:36] <Faq> Konrad_: 21sekund
[21:42:24] <Konrad_> Faq: dlugo, nad tym nie trzeba myslec, ok nvmd spadam thx za pomoc
[21:42:43] <Faq> postaram sie lepiej nastepnym razem
[21:42:47] <Faq> przepraszam
[21:42:49] <Konrad_> n/p
[21:42:52] <Konrad_> ;)


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn der Geist den Körper kontrolliert heißt das nicht,
dass der Geist das Herz unter Kontrolle halten kann.
-- Benjamin Stramke


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если бы бог внимал молитвам людей, то скоро все люди погибли бы, постоянно
желая зла друг другу.
-- Эпикур


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Il dhrystone benchmark, test universalmente accettato, dopo una serie
di elaborazioni fornisce un'indicazione della velocita' d'elaborazione,
espressa in MIPS. Basta a tal proposito prendere il dato indicato come
<Average loop times per second> e dividerlo per 1000, ottenendo cosi' la
velocita' del computer espressa in MIPS."
-- Dalle prove hardware di M&P Computer 1987/1988


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Io ho a cuore il problema degli anziani, anzi! Conosco la loro situazione
economica, so quant'e' dura tirare avanti con quella misera pensione... Per
questo, noi della Carter&Carter abbiamo inventato la "Dentiera ad Ore". Mi
spiego meglio: la dentiera costa parecchio; ma quanto mi mastichi al giorno?
Due ore? Forse anche meno. E' antieconomico, e' uno spreco tenere inutilizzata
22 ore su 24 una cosa cosi' costosa! E allora, ecco l'idea: durante i pasti,
gli anziani si riuniscono a piccoli gruppi, ed ogni gruppo usa una ed una sola
dentiera, passandosela a turno. Cosi' si risparmia, e l'anziano ha anche modo
di fare nuove conoscenze, di vincere quella condizione di solitudine che lo
opprime...
-- Carcarlo Pravettoni (Paolo Hendel), "Mai Dire Gol"


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il presidente della Lotus entra in un ascensore con una pistola in mano.
Nell'ascensore ci sono: Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler e Bill Gates.
Nella pistola ci sono solo due pallottole.
A chi spara?

A Bill Gates. Due volte, per essere sicuro.
-- Da alt.tasteless.humor


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"It is little wonder that these generally ignorant, seedy, morally shoddy
types (televangelists) achieve amazing success. They are treated as
sacrosanct by a government fearful of offending religion. Not held
financially accountable as are other businessmen, and enjoying religious
exemptions from various taxes and from numerous government regulations,
they easily amass millions of dollars from a gullible public."
[C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"]


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PRESTIDIGITATION

P : Les pédophiles sont des malades !
M : Oh, pas seulement... Ce sont surtout de grands magiciens ! Essaie de faire entrer une bite comme ça dans un si petit trou !


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Before you put a really dark background on your web page, ask yourself
this: Why is it so much harder to drive at night than in the
daytime?
-- Henri de Toulouse-LaTech


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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21:03 t'imagine la pauvre nana, son mec qui claque pendant l'acte...
21:04 21:03 obligée de se finir à la main



on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Als Gott die Männer schuf, war der Himmel blau. Als Gott die Frauen schuf,
war ER himmelblau.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Out of register space (ugh)"
-- vi


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Co je láska? Prostinká pohádka, mnohokrát vyprávěná.
-- Zola


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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OOPS! You naughty creature! You didn't run Configure with sh!
I will attempt to remedy the situation by running sh for you...
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Надпись на животе: "Здес был Пресс"


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Fait gaffe, si tu remues comme ça le cutter dans la plaie, je ne
vais plus pouvoir t'encadrer moi. Et de Marie-Louise à Marie-Antoinette,
de la fenêtre à la guillotine, il n'y a qu'un pas glissant. Je vais
emprunter son couteau suisse à Mr Saint Just, et te faire payer ta
rosserie en petites coupures :) .
-+- Noëlle à Philippe, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud."
And there was mud.
And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud
can see what we have done."
And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was
man. Mud-as-man alone could speak.
"What is the purpose of all this?" man asked politely.
"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.
"Certainly," said man.
"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all of this," said God.
And He went away.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Between Time and Timbuktu"


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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[msg(evilgirl)] powiedz, nie czujesz sie wsrod amerykanow troche....
nadczlowiekiem z lekka?
[msg(evilgirl)] no tak po prostu, ze jestes w kraju ludzi ogolnie
wpedzonych w maliny?
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] harharhar
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] ja to mam to mam od dziecka!
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] ;PPP
[msg(evilgirl)] i ty ich z tych malin wyprowadzisz ;-P
[evilgirl(lcamtuf@dione.ids.pl)] jassne ;) jak mrowki


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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У женщин голова всегда находится под влиянием сердца,
у мужчин же сердце всегда под влиянием головы.
-- М. Блессингтон


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Merilastreth - Steel Dragoness


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"La donna e' mobile, ed io mi sento mobiliere."
-- Toto'


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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My haircut is totally traditional!


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Debian Hint #9: If you need to know what version of Debian you're currently
running, look in /etc/debian_version or use 'lsb_release -sc' command. If you
want to know the codename for that version (for example, 5.0 is codenamed
'Lenny'), check this URL:

http://www.debian.org/doc/FAQ/ch-ftparchives.html#s-codenames


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Нужно иметь что-то общее, чтобы понимать друг друга, и чем-то
отличаться, чтобы любить друг друга.
-- Поль Жеральди


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"To them belong, not only the truly great statesmen, but all
other great reformers as well. Beside Frederick the Great
stands Martin Luther as well as Richard Wagner."
[Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf", Vol. 1, Chapter 8]


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le bonheur et le malheur des hommes ne dépend
pas moins de leur humeur que de la fortune.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 61 -+-


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если вы чего-то не поняли, - значит это адресовано не вам, а вашему интеллекту.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<Alek_> RX packets:832186935 wiecie jak to przeliczyc na jakies kb/s
<cRG^> alek: podziel przez 1024
<cRG^> 2^10


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Дурные книги могут так же испортить нас, как и дурные товарищи.
-- Г.Фильдинг


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<tausq> Q. What's the difference between Batman and Bill Gates?
<tausq> A. When Batman fought the Penguin, he won.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 04:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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# Paweł Żurowski @pld-devel-pl
problemu nie diagnozowalem zbytnio z powodu braku czasu na diagnozowanie
oraz z powodu braku czasu na nauczenie sie metod diagnozowania...


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The best index to a person's character is
a) how he treats people who can't do him any good and
b) how he treats people who can't fight back.


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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V přátelství, zrovna jako v lásce, bývají často lidé šťastnější
tím, že leccos nevědí, než tím, co je jim známo.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il est absurde de diviser les gens en bons et en mauvais.
Les gens sont ou bien charmants ou bien ennuyeux.
-+- Oscar Wilde -+-


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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PUNTO VII - Io, Pretore Karzan, avendo letto e compreso i termini di questo
trattato, comunicato attraverso la frequenza subspaziale K, ed essendo
identificabile tramite impronta vocale attraverso la registrazione di
questo messaggio, dichiaro di essere il Pretore dell'Impero Stellare
Romulano, dotato di pieni poteri di ratificare il trattato per conto
dell'Impero Stellare Romulano.
PUNTO VIII - Io, Cristofur Thorpe, avendo letto e compreso i termini di questo
trattato, comunicato attraverso la frequenza subspaziale K, ed essendo
identificabile tramite impronta vocale attraverso la registrazione di
questo messaggio, dichiaro di essere il Governatore del Consiglio
federale della Federazione dei Pianeti Uniti, dotato di pieni poteri di
ratificare il trattato per conto della Federazione dei Pianeti Uniti.
-- Trattato di Pace Romulano [3/3], ratificato tra l'Impero
Stellare Romulano e la Federazione dei Pianeti Uniti,
negoziato tramite comunicazioni subspaziali in data astrale
1200.5


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"The persistence of erroneous beliefs exacerbates the widespread anachronistic
failure to recognize the urgent problems that face humanity on this planet."
[Murray Gell-Mann, "Quark and the Jaguar"]


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Дружбы народов надежный aррlet...


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Уныние - грех, которому не стоит предаваться, когда есть другие грехи.
-- Геннадий Малкин


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je jen jediný způsob, jak poznat, co v kom vězí: pusť ho k práci.
-- F. X. Šalda


on the lundi 27 mars 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)

dimanche, mars 26, 2017

Really nothing to say about this

Common people <--> Pop clone memo
-- anagrama


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ambroży - samotnik z brodą, miejscowe dziwadło.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pensa due volte prima di parlare, ma non dire dire le le cose cose due
due volte volte.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La serge s'assouvit biais rebelle au drap d'huicre
Gracile ou étirée affecte un coupon klèple
Seul axe où déplier Queneau glissant la guêple
Ce phosphorant drapier du col qu'on rajusticre

Son signe d'être foi cesse avant l'accès d'Huycre
Morne gris maquillant anse et bois d'éthélèple
Courbé noir étanché il réagit ou vèple
Sans qu'un périlleux vers sût éplorer l'énicre

Sourd ton sol sec ! hourra sous ta gangue à mortagle
Parle et passe et figé voile ce qu'il énagle
Menons l'Azur au vol, la houle à l'hommage prodre

Toute ombre passe mieux du pont aux clés d'assousme
Lisse folle hélice oh ! plonge droit dedans l'Odre
Mallarmé mit au fil d'aucun isthme nul ptousme

-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Красотой любуются, а доброту любят.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Offen steht das Grab! Welch herrlich Wunder!
Der Herr ist auferstanden! - Wer's glaubt!
Schelmen, ihr trugt ihn ja weg.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (Epigramme)


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn man über 60 ist und es tut einem früh beim Aufwachen nichts weh,
dann ist man tot.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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ST: L'intelligence et la connerie ne sont pas incompatibles.
PG: La bêtise et la connerie non plus.
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Des imbéciles heureux -+-


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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My analyst told me that I was right out of my head,
But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
Because I have got a thing that is unique and new,
To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you.
'Cause instead of one head -- I've got two.

And you know two heads are better than one.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"(se del male e' lecito dire bene)"
-- Machiavelli, "Il Principe"


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Všechno má svou krásu, ale ne každý ji vidí.
-- Konfucius (Kung fu tse)


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Скромность так же нужна достоинствам, как фигурам на картине нужен фон: он
придает им силу и рельефность.
-- Лабрюйер


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Owenův zákon:
Sotva si sednete k šálku horké kávy, šéf si vás zavolá a uloží vám něco,
co vás zdrží právě tak dlouho, aby káva stačila vychladnout.
-- Murphy


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lebhafte Frage nach der Ursache, Verwechselung von Ursache und
Wirkung, Beruhigung in einer falschen Theorie sind von großer, nicht
zu entwickelnder Schädlichkeit.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 904


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Excusez moi ! J'ai oublié que j'étais amnésique.
-+- Devise Shadok -+-


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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A newly-wed man of Peru
Found himself in a terrible stew:
His wife was in bed
Much deader than dead,
And so he had no one to screw.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.
-- James Thurber


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Für uns war die Trainerfrage nie eine Trainerfrage.
-- Roland Schmider


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Conselho é aquilo que a gente pede quando já sabe a solução, mas preferia não saber

--Erica Jong


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ärgert dich dein Auge, so reiß es aus, ärgert dich deine Hand, so hau
sie ab, ärgert dich deine Zunge, so schneide sie ab, und ärgert dich
deine Vernunft, so werde katholisch.
-- Heinrich Heine


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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PZU

Wyrzuciło mnie z samochodu, kiedy zjechał z szosy.Dopiero potem
znalazły mnie w rowie dwie zabłąkane krowy.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better
people, and don't come in clearly enough.
-- Bill Maher


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Se ci fosse il nucleare non ci sarebbero tutti questi incidenti ecologici.
- Ne basterebbe uno.
-- Ziche & Minoggio


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Перед тем как начать действовать, мы должны сделать лишь
одно: убедиться, действительно ли мы готовы.
-- Н. Казандзакис


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Unterbrechen Sie mich ruhig. Ich erkläre es Ihnen gerne noch einmal, wenn Sie
etwas nicht verstanden haben.
-- Heinrich "Heiner" Geißler


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Smile! You're on Candid Camera.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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16:20 <+elk_> czemu nie ma zadnego errora a nie dziala
16:21 <+jack_> Bo niedziała bezbłędnie (w00f!) ;)
16:21 <+jack_> elk_: mplayer?
16:21 <+elk_> tak.
(...)
16:22 <+jack_> Może "This version has expired" ? ;)))


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Non ti senti piu' come ti senti adesso che come ti sentivi prima?


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un chien a mordu un viel homme. Vous vous rendez compte de la vie de
ces pauvres bêtes ; être obligé de manger des vieux !
-+- Coluche -+-


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Свой своего не храни, но тежко му, който го няма.
-- българска пословица


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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У мальчика была тяжелая психологическая травма, когда он узнал, что
балерины тоже какают...
-- неизвестный автор


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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La vérité, c'est ce qu'on croit.
-+- René Barjavel, Colomb de la Lune -+-


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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@ 7thguard
> Z ostatnich [newsow - przyp. red.] to kojarze gledzenie o nowym robaku.
> I jaki to mialo zwiazek z OS? Ten robal byl na licencji
> GNU?
>

Rozpowszechniany za darmo (-;

ps. WO to nie tylko GPL.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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20% aller Autounfälle ging von alkoholisierten Autofahrern aus.
Das bedeutet: In 80% der Unfälle war kein Alkohol im Spiele.
Was lehrt uns das: Alkoholisierte Autofahrer sind die besseren Fahrer.


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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La logique est 'la science de la preuve'.
-+- John Mill -+-


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Černé díry jsou tam, kde Bůh dělil nulou.
-- Steven Wright one liners


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The black bear used to be one of the most commonly seen large animals
because in Yosemite and Sequoia national parks they lived off of garbage
and tourist handouts. This bear has learned to open car doors in
Yosemite, where damage to automobiles caused by bears runs into the tens
of thousands of dollars a year. Campaigns to bearproof all garbage
containers in wild areas have been difficult, because as one biologist
put it, "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels
of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Все пустяки в сравнении с вечностью.
-- Н.Г.Помяловский


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zlato se zkouší ohněm, žena zlatem, muž ženou.
-- Pythagoras


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #13:

we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Être ou ne pas être ? Telle est la question.
-+- William Shakespeare, Hamlet -+-


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Най-добрите политици са онези, които са се предали в служба на народа
безкористно, искрено и всецяло.
-- Александър Стамболийски


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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<smoku> a co ma do tego irc.stelth.net?
<_demon> smoku ze jest jednym z 2 serwow ircnetu wpusdzczajacym ludzi spoza .pl ?


on the dimanche 26 mars 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)

samedi, mars 25, 2017

Really nothing to say about this

En un mot, nos moyens d'investigation laissent loin
derrière eux nos moyens de compréhension.
-+- Paul Valéry -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не мыслю, а всё-таки существую!
-- Янина Ипохорская


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Где господствует дух науки, там творится великое и малыми средствами.
-- Н.И.Пирогов


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Assioma di Proust:
Le belle donne sono per gli uomini senza fantasia.


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Infidèle : À New York, qui ne croit pas à la religion chrétienne. À
Constantinople, qui y croit.
-+- Ambrose Bierce -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A space shuttle pilot named Ventry,
Made love to a lovely girl sentry.
She started to pout,
Because it fell out,
But the mission was saved by re-entry.


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ry Qrfphvphnqb

Je suis l'Ahasver hâve, à nul ne puis m'unir,
L'émir fauché qui vend son minaret d'Iraq.
Ma longue artère est vaine, et mon luth en invar
Porte l'astre enivré d'un minable ravier.

A mon double enterré, toi qui sais ragréer,
Laisse entendre réer, tandis qu'à jamais j'erre,
L'érémitique cerf qui paissait dans mes prés
Ou mon stylo râper sur le papier encré.

Suis-je Crerp ou Perec, Oleba ou Byron ?
Me souvenant du cher, frais baiser de l'eau pure,
J'ai rêvassé dans l'antre où Molpé va nager.

J'ai renversé l'Avren, ce qu'un cuistre y niera,
M'astreignant à tenir, de l'aigu jusqu'au grave,
Les jurons de l'ânier au bourricot navré.

Treneq Havry-Noé, dit Areiny

-- Schulz, Rémi


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les Pauvres font des cadeaux, les Riches donnent des pourboires.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Štěstí nebývá samo slepé, ale zpravidla oslepuje ty, s nimiž se spojilo.
-- Cicero


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Próbuję desperacko zrozumieć, dlaczego kamikadze zakładali kaski.

--- Dave Edison


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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De la foi des chrétiens les mystères terribles
D'ornements égayés ne sont pas susceptibles.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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La moglie: "Un'altra parola e torno a casa!".
Il marito: "Taxi!".
-- Dalla sit-com "Cheers"


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Oh Dio, se non puoi farmi dimagrire, fa' almeno che i miei amici ingrassino."
-- Erma Bombeck


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Sprache ist die Quelle der Mißverständnisse.


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Veni vidi trombi.
-- Conte Uguccione, "Mai Dire Gol"


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Letzte Worte von Sherlock Holmes:
"Klare Sache, sie sind der Mörder."


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les fichiers peuvent être cryptés via l'EXP, qui est le Multidesk
Extended Protection. Il est alors impossible de lire la source du
fichier.
-- Jayce - Avec un peu d'habitude, on peut regarder la matrice --


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не хочу дышать на Вас оригинальностью...


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mon boss m'a trouvé un stage d'Unix : [cela vaut-il] la peine de
l'apprendre, et je ne comprend RIEN [aux] okamus et des 42 c ou j'sais
quoi, d'où m'a question, et ne poste pas si c'est pour me faire c****
-+- D in Guide du Linuxien Pervers : Otaku de la que je m'y mette -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Женщина - что оконная занавеска. Узор миленький, но мира уже не увидишь.
-- Хенрик Хорош


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ich behaupte, daß die Religion das Kind des kalten Vorurteils und der
egoistischen Angst ist. Liebe zu Gott, zu Christus und zum Heiligen
Geist (das ist alles dasselbe) entspringt gewiß letzterem Motiv.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nichts erfrischt unser Blut so sehr, wie wenn es uns gelungen ist,
eine Dummheit zu vermeiden.
-- Jean de la Bruyère


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die erotische Bedeutsamkeit des Automobils wird offenbar, wenn man
darauf achtet, wie viele große und elegante Wagen von häßlichen Leuten
gefahren werden.
-- Sigmund Graff


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A mali estremi, estremi rimedi.
-- Ippocrate, "Aforismi"


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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#debian.pl
Mar 01 21:48:35 <r3veal> ile zajmuje xfree-4 ?
Mar 01 21:48:41 <r3veal> pakiet
Mar 01 21:48:45 <r3veal> .tgz
Mar 01 21:48:47 <r3veal> do fbsd
Mar 01 21:48:49 <r3veal> ?
Mar 01 21:49:11 <gahan> hm, jesteś na #Debian.pl :)
Mar 01 21:49:24 <Pheagator> r3veal: wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mar 01 21:50:25 <metallo> r3veal: ile zajmuje instalacja Microsoft(R)
Office(TM) 2000? :P
Mar 01 21:50:26 <r3veal> :)
Mar 01 21:50:44 <r3veal> metallo: instalowalem ale nie pamietam juz :) ale
instalowalem :)
Mar 01 21:50:52 <Pheagator> r3veal: dwa dni ;]
Mar 01 21:50:52 <Pheagator> er
Mar 01 21:50:55 <Pheagator> s/r3veal/metallo/


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Často ubližujeme svým bližním nejvíce právě ve snaze
neublížit jim.
-- Martin


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Plány jsou ničím; plánování je vším.
-- Eisenhower


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Bulba> lwrxwrxwrx Bulba -> zle_jest_jak_cholera
<tmoggie> ojej
<Emsi> rm -rf /proc/no_good
<evilgirl> rm -f /proc/not_better


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Mnohé je dovolené hlupákom a básnikom.
-- Horatius


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Moscou n'a pas fini de nous étonner:
À peine cent personnes se sont rassemblées devant le Mausolée de Lénine,
sur la Place Rouge, pour commémorer le 68me anniversaire de la mort du
père de la révolution bolchévique. Rappelons que l'entrée est gratuite,
ce qui représente huit fois le salaire mensuel d'un ouvrier soviétique.
-+- Les nuls -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pldhelp
<Sardzent_> evilabram: a ic ... dzis odmrozilem sobie kawalek palca
<czarny> ja grzeję od godziny łązienkę, żęby się wykompać ;p
<derbi> Sardzent_: jak to odmroziles :|
<abw> (evilabram@FN) ?
<abw> (evilabram@FN) trza było włożyć w panią jadzię.
<Sardzent_> normalnie zapomialem rekawiczek i wsiadajac do autobusu wyciagnalem reke z kieszeni
<derbi> abw jak to jest ze przy twoim nicku jest podana nazwa hosta?


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Man gebe mir sechs Zeilen, geschrieben von dem redlichsten Menschen,
und ich werde darin etwas finden, um ihn aufhängen zu lassen.
-- Armand Jean du Plessis, Herzog von Richelieu



on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Photographier, c'est mettre sur la même ligne de mire la tête, l'oeil et
le coeur. C'est une façon de vivre.
-+- Henri Cartier-Bresson -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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/\/| I must kill
( o\ the evil
.==-__/ =-/= ball of dMMMb
__--_/ \ yarn dMMMMMb
,' _--_\ )_ \_\__ YMMMMMY
( (_-. \__m)--\___m)m) --__--~~--__YMMMY
`._-'


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Per difetto di buon governo il popolo decade,
la riuscita sta in molti consiglieri.
-- Salomone, "I Proverbi", dalla Bibbia


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A volte la misura della grandezza consiste nella distanza dal crimine.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec, "Pensieri spettinati"


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Různé dcery a snachy se u Stařenky Oggové střídaly a staraly se jí
o úklid a domácnost. Každá rovná plocha v domě byla pokryta památečními
předměty, které jí vozili cestující členové rodiny ze všech koutů světa.
Synové a vnuci se jí starali o dostatečnou zásobu dřeva, opravovali jí
střechu a vymetali komín. Domácí bárek byl neustále nabit k prasknutí
a váček na tabák, ležící na stolečku vedle jejího houpacího křesla, byl
vždy napěchovaný jako jitrnice. Nad krbem visela vyleštěná dřevěná deska
s vypáleným ozdobným nápisem MAMINKA. Žádný tyran v dějinách světa
nezískal takovou oddanost svých poddaných.
-- T. Pratchett: Soudné sestry


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Кто в прошлое помоями плещет, того будущее ошпарит кипятком.
-- З.Фаткудинов


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Chaque homme est une humanité, une histoire universelle.
-+- Jules Michelet, Histoire de France -+-


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Alle Männer vom Fach sind darin sehr übel dran, dass ihnen nicht
erlaubt ist, das Unnütze zu ignorieren.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 964


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
area of misunderstanding.


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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- Come fai a mettere due Tarzan nel frigo?
- Non puoi, c'e' un solo Tarzan!


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Sabina - ma ładne imię, ale dla psa, a nie dla kobiety


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Most people prefer certainty to truth.


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ich bin ein Indianer und die Weißen halten mich für dumm - wohl deshalb
weil ich den Rat des weißen Mannes befolge.
-- Tashunka Witko


on the samedi 25 mars 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)

vendredi, mars 24, 2017

Really nothing to say about this

V jazyku je naše národnost.
-- Jungmann


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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La théorie est absurde dans la pratique et la pratique est aveugle sans
la théorie.
-+- Emmanuel Kant -+-


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 23:11:00 (UTC+0100)

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Целование чьей-либо руки - средневековой знак уважения.
-- Факт


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Жизнь - банк: рок мечет, я играю.
-- М.Ю. Лермонтов


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Když přítel s nepřítelem mým se baví vesele, mně není třeba toho přítele!
-- Avicenna


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Les petits en toute affaire
Esquivent fort aisément ;
Les grands ne le peuvent faire.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Combat des Rats et des Belettes (Fables IV.6) -+-


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours."
[_B.C._ cartoon, 30 April 1994]


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS!


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not
so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another
life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life."
[Albert Camus, "The Myth of Sisyphus"]


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il matrimonio che fallisce, e' sempre causa della donna:
l'amante o la suocera.


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Co je směšné? Všechno, pokud se to děje někomu jinému.
-- Voltaire


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Když děvče ztratí hlavu, obyčejně se s ní zase potká v náručí nějakého
muže.
-- Maurois


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 17:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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09:05 Si tu n'es pas content qu'on te dénonce quand tu joues au gr0
warL0rd, alors retourne au bac à sable. Un lamer n'a pas droit à
la moindre pitié.



on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ВТОРОЙ ЗАКОН БЮРОКРАТИЧЕСКОЙ СИСТЕМЫ МАТИЗЕНА
Разные процессы разрешаются разными чиновниками.


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Работа извилин не без перегибов.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Le plus grand amour est l'amour d'une mère, vient ensuite l'amour d'un
chien, puis l'amour d'un amant.
-+- Proverbe polonais -+-


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Myslím, že člověk by se naučil německé ženy milovat, kdyby mezi
nimi žil delší dobu. Nejsou to ženy, které mužům popletou hlavu, nýbrž
ženy, které utkví v mužově srdci zpočátku velmi jemně, takže on nejdříve
jen stěží ví, zda se ho dotkly. Potom se obtáčejí měkkými přilnavými
úponky stále těsněji, rok za rokem se přitahují blíže a blíže, až všechny
falešné vize a žhavé vášně mužova mládí jedna po druhé uvadnou a jeho dny
více a více zaplní prostý obraz domova. Vše mu bude najednou připadat jako
ta lepší, trvanlivější a opravdovější část života, a on pocítí, že silná a
jemná matka příroda, která tak dlouho stála po jeho boku, pronikla do jeho
nitra a že oba jsou nyní konečně jednou úplnou bytostí.
-- J. K. Jerome: Poutníkův deník


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Schönheit der Jugend aus Obigem abzuleiten. Alter stufenweises
Zurücktreten aus der Erscheinung. Inwiefern das Alternde schön
genannt werden kann.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1349


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Corre-se o mesmo risco em se acreditando em tudo como em nada

--Diderot


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je ne cours pas après les photos, elles viennent se faire prendre.
-+- Jacques-Henri Lartigue -+-


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Durante la guerra avevamo una tale fame che, quando aprivamo la credenza,
c'erano dentro i topi che piangevano.
-- Gianni Magni


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Um homem pode o que sabe

--Carlyle


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ordnungsliebende Menschen sind bloß zu faul, sich alles zusammenzusuchen!


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fortschritt ist etwas, das auf dem allgemeinen und angeborenen
Verlangen jedes Wesens beruht, über seine Verhältnisse zu leben.
-- Samuel Butler


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Esame di letteratura latina. Si presenta al vecchio professore una tipa
ossigenata, in minigonna e scollatura vertiginosa, con trucco piu' che
pesante e con in bocca una sigaretta accesa. Il professore la guarda
impassibile, quindi chiede: "Signorina, mi dica, che cosa disse Enea
lasciando la sua citta' in fiamme?". E la tipa, languidamente: "Mah,
non saprei...". Ed il professore, porgendole il libretto: "Addio, Troia
fumante!".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Allarme di scienziato

Il futuro dell'uomo
e' a una drammatica stretta:
ho visto un panda
con la mia faccia sulla maglietta.
-- Stefano Benni, "Ballate"


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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BEOS est merdique. Il se télécharge et fait 50 mégas et n'est pas
compatible Windows. Même si il met un lien sur le bureau de Windows pour
le lancer, on doit redémarrer la machine pour passer d'un système à
l'autre alors que le multidesk ne doit pas etre installé et peut avoir
aussi un lien sur le bureau de Windows, mais avec lui on peut swapper
entre le Multidesk et Windows via la touche ALT-TAB.
-- Jayce - Il me semblait l'avoir pourtant dit, que BeOS ça su><e --


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Не се срамувам да кажа онова, за което не се срамувам да мисля.
-- Вергилий


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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QOTD:
"What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call
"baring your neck."


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nedokázal dát společnosti nic kromě potomků.
-- Štubňa


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward
or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
-- Woody Allen


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was an old man from Fort Drum
Whose son was incredibly dumb.
When he urged him ahead,
He went down instead,
For he thought to succeed meant succumb.


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Афоризм? Это роман. Курортный.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Free yourself from negative influence. Negative thoughts are the old
habits that gnaw at the roots of the soul.
Moses Shongo, (Seneca)


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Chaque acte d'orgueil nous lie un peu plus ;
chaque acte d'humilité nous libère un peu plus.
Vouloir avoir raison est un piège sans fond.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jeho kůň stál ve stáji sám a nezdálo se, že by se z Vlahošova
příchodu nějak radoval. Vlahoš sice poskakoval po jedné noze, ale přesto
se mu podařilo navléci zvířeti postroj. Sedlem se neunavoval. Uměl jezdit
i bez něj. K čertu, jednou jel dokonce i bez kalhot, ale naštěstí mu
všechen ten dehet a peří pomáhaly udržet se koni na hřbetě. Byl světovým
mistrem v opouštění měst narychlo.
-- T. Pratchett: Zaslaná pošta


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pour devenir officier, il faut avoir été sous-officier. Pour devenir
marin, il n'est pas nécessaire d'avoir été sous- marin.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Confucious say:
child conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission
turn out to be shiftless bastard.


on the vendredi 24 mars 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:

We can imagine no reason why, with ordinary care, human toes could not be
left out of chewing tobacco, and if toes are found in chewing tobacco, it
seems to us that someone has been very careless.
-- 78 So. 365.


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