lundi, juin 26, 2017

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Наказание не подавляет желания "делать плохо": в лучшем случае,
человек учится избегать наказания.
-- Т.Питерс и Р.Уотермен


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Did you hear about young Henry Lockett?
He was blown down the street by a rocket.
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket.


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Una mamma sta per lasciare il suo bimbo nel letto a dormire.
"Bella questa fiaba, mamma. Quando pensi che ne ricaveranno un film?".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Для блохи и клоп - сила.
-- Русская пословица


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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From: tempest@amiserv.xnet.com (Gregory Ade)
Ze strony podręcznika getopt(3):
"BŁĘDY
Ta strona podręcznika wpędza w pomieszanie."


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Maskován vánočním jmelím
řval na mě stůj nebo střelím.
-- Karel Plíhal: Přepadení


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Очередь подобна скорпиону. Весь яд у нее в хвосте.
-- М.И.Туровский


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Antichrist. Fluch auf das Christenthum.
22.
Dies Christenthum, als es seinen ersten Boden verliess, die niedrigsten
Stände, die Unterwelt der antiken Welt, als es unter Barbaren-Völkern
nach Macht ausgieng, hatte hier nicht mehr müde Menschen zur Voraussetzung,
sondern innerlich verwilderte und sich zerreissende, - den starken Menschen,
aber den missrathenen. Die Unzufriedenheit mit sich, das Leiden an sich
ist hier nicht wie bei dem Buddhisten eine übermässige Reizbarkeit und
Schmerzfähigkeit, vielmehr umgekehrt ein übermächtiges Verlangen nach
Wehethun, nach Auslassung der inneren Spannung in feindseligen Handlungen
und Vorstellungen. Das Christenthum hatte barbarische Begriffe und
Werthe nöthig, um über Barbaren Herr zu werden: solche sind das
Erstlingsopfer, das Bluttrinken im Abendmahl, die Verachtung des Geistes und
der Cultur; die Folterung in allen Formen, sinnlich und unsinnlich; der
grosse Pomp des Cultus. Der Buddhismus ist eine Religion für späte Menschen,
für gütige, sanfte, übergeistig gewordne Rassen, die zu leicht Schmerz
empfinden (Europa ist noch lange nicht reif für ihn -): er ist eine
Rückführung derselben zu Frieden und Heiterkeit, zur Diät im Geistigen,
zu einer gewissen Abhärtung im Leiblichen. Das Christenthum will über
Raubthiere Herr werden; sein Mittel ist, sie krank zu machen, -
die Schwächung ist das christliche Rezept zur Zähmung, zur "Civilisation".
Der Buddhismus ist eine Religion für den Schluss und die Müdigkeit der
Civilisation, das Christenthum findet sie noch nicht einmal vor, -
es begründet sie unter Umständen.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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2) Tua sorella e' cosi' CRETINA che:
- crede che il telefono senza fili serva ai sordi
- se dice qualcosa di intelligente crede che sia stato un altro a
parlare
- crede che il cunnilinguus sia un tipo di nuvola
- si porta il telecomando della TV quando va al cinema.
-- Da "... Tua sorella... e tanti altri complimenti",
postato su it.hobby.umorismo [2/9]


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"... E la pioggia cadra' sui giusti e sugli ingiusti, ma principalmente
sui giusti poiche' gli ingiusti avranno fregato loro l'ombrello..."


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pomstou, odplatou nebo hněvem nemohou být křivdy odčiněny.
-- Konfucius


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Je ne m'y connais rien en appareil numérique.
C'est simple : on regarde sur l'écran !
- tout noir = mauvais
- blanc clignotant = mauvais
- entre les deux = bon
-+- Jean-Pierre à Gilles, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the lundi 26 juin 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)

dimanche, juin 25, 2017

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<Qui_Gon> je veux pinger ma machine qui est en ip 192.215.235.1 sur mon réseau local
<Jayge> Qui_Gon> pourquoi tu les as pas appellée 192.168.* comme tout le monde ???
<Qui_Gon> ok je change alors
<Jayge> Ouais, les classes A je connais c'est les modems ADSL surtout, les classes C c'est utilisé dans les reseaux mais les B?
<lc_> Jayge: les classes A ont ete invente avant les modems ADSL
<Jayge> Lc_> j'ai pas dit le contraire
<Jayge> Lc_> j'ai dit que l'utilisation la plus courante était POUR les modems ADSL !
<Jayge> nuance



on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O Sonho acabou. Mas ainda temos pão doce.


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si vous ne pouvez, à la longue, faire savoir à tout le monde
ce que vous avez fait, c'est que ça vaut rien.
-+- Erwin Schrödinger -+-


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<mjg59> Damnit. I've got a month to write a paper. This involves
actually writing the chunks of code I'm going to be talking
about.
<asuffield> find a bunch of students and give it to them as an exercise
<mjg59> asuffield: I'm surrounded by a bunch of students. Last time I
let them touch code, I came back and found they'd rewritten
all the C++ code in C and all the C code in C++
<asuffield> mwahaha
<mjg59> AND BROKE THE BUILD


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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INCRÉDULE

P : Je te jure ! On enlève des chiens et des chats pour tester des produits de beauté sur eux !
M : C'est ça... on te met du rouge à lèvres et on me demande si ça me fait bander !
P : T'es trop con...


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чем отличается обычный человек от веб-мастера?
Обычный человек: "Б-ррр, как холодно!"
Веб-мастер: <BR>, как холодно


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je vais ptetre passer pour un couillon, mais c'est quoi DTC ?
-- Jayce - Couillon --


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bubba, Jim Bob, and Leroy were fishing out on the lake last November,
and, when Bubba tipped his head back to empty the Jim Beam, he fell out of the
boat into the lake. Jim Bob and Leroy pulled him back in, but as Bubba didn't
look too good, they started up the Evinrude and headed back to the pier.
By the time they got there, Bubba was turning kind of blue, and his
teeth were chattering like all get out. Jim Bob said, "Leroy, go run up to
the pickup and get Doc Pritchard on the CB, and ask him what we should do".
Doc Pritchard, after hearing a description of the case, said "Now,
Leroy, listen closely. Bubba is in great danger. He has hy-po-thermia. Now
what you need to do is get all them wet clothes off of Bubba, and take your
clothes off, and pile your clothes and jackets on top of him. Then you all
get under that pile, and hug up to Bubba real close so that you warm him up.
You understand me Leroy? You gotta warm Bubba up, or he'll die."
Leroy and the Doc 10-4'ed each other, and Leroy came back to the
pier. "Wh-Wh-What'd th-th-the d-d-doc s-s-say L-L-Leroy?", Bubba chattered.
"Bubba, Doc says you're gonna die."


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Che colore assume un camaleonte su uno specchio?


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Быть искренним и откровенным - не значит показывать вашим друзьям грязь ваших
сапог.
-- П.Мантегацца


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Toleranz ist das unbehagliche Gefühl, der andere könnte am Ende doch
recht haben.
-- Robert Lee Frost


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'idée expérimentale résulte d'une sorte de pressentiment de l'esprit
qui juge que les choses doivent se passer d'une certaine manière. On
peut dire sous ce rapport que nous avons dans l'esprit l'intuition ou le
sentiment des lois de la nature, mais nous n'en connaissons pas la
forme. L'expérience seule peut nous l'apprendre.
-+- Claude Bernard (1813-1878) -+-


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Když potkáš krásnou ženu, prohlédni si jejího muže.
-- francouzské přísloví


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kommt's Häschen zum Apotheker und fragt:
"Haddu Karotten?"
Apotheker:
"Karotten in der Apotheke? Nein!"
Nächster Tag:
"Haddu Karotten?"
"Karotten in der Apotheke? Raus!"
Nächster Tag:
"Haddu Karotten?"
"Karotten in der Apotheke? Wenn Du noch einmal kommst, und das fragst, dann
nagel ich Dich da an die Wand!"
Nächster Tag:
"Haddu Nägel?"
"Nägel in der Apotheke? Nein!"
"Na dann: Haddu Karotten?"


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Claude Eckel


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Non, non ! N'être jamais parmi ceux qui haïssent.
Tâcher d'être plutôt parmi ceux que l'on hait.
On y est en meilleur compagnie.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Если вы хотите убедить человека в том, что он живет дурно,- живите
хорошо, но не убеждайте его словами: люди верят тому, что видят.
-- Г.Торо


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Природу побеждают только повинуясь ее законам.
-- Ф.Бэкон


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Театр - высшая инстанция для решения жизненных вопросов.
-- А.И.Герцен


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Наш собственный гнев или досада делают нам более вреда, чем то, что
заставляет нас гневаться.
-- Д.Леббок


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chceš-li hodnou ženu, buď správným mužem.
-- Goethe


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nur wenige Führungskräfte sehen ein, daß sie letztendlich nur eine
Person führen müssen. Diese Person sind sie selbst.
-- Peter Drucker


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens;
Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens;
Deck the halls with hunks of holly; Even though the prospect sickens,
Fill the cup and don't say when... Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas day, you can't get sore; Relations sparing no expense'll,
Your fellow man you must adore; Send some useless old utensil,
There's time to rob him all the more, Or a matching pen and pencil,
The other three hundred and sixty-four! Just the thing I need... how nice.

It doesn't matter how sincere Hark The Herald-Tribune sings,
It is, nor how heartfelt the spirit; Advertising wondrous things.
Sentiment will not endear it; God Rest Ye Merry Merchants,
What's important is... the price. May you make the Yuletide pay.
Angels We Have Heard On High,
Let the raucous sleighbells jingle; Tell us to go out and buy.
Hail our dear old friend, Kris Kringle, Sooooo...
Driving his reindeer across the sky,
Don't stand underneath when they fly by!
-- Tom Lehrer


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oktawian - rozpieszczona ciota, zadufany w sobie cieć.


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les mathématiques sont "la science de l'ordre et de la mesure".
-+- René Descartes, Regulae -+-


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Golf ist nur eine teure Variante des Murmelspiels.
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"
[Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"]


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Non sparate sul pianista.


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ревность так унижает, что хочется возвыситься до незнания.
-- Геннадий Малкин


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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LEÇON

M : Le poisson a des arêtes pour se protéger de ceux qui voudraient le manger.
P : Mais on s'aperçoit qu'il a des arêtes que quand on le mange...
M : Le poisson est fasciste ! Il préfère la répression à la prévention !


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eine Lösung habe ich. Leider paßt sie nicht zum Problem.


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Někdo by měl vymyslet jméno pro ten kratičký okamžik mezi
spánkem a bděním, kdy je lidské vědomí plné vlahého růžového nic. Ležíte
a v hlavě nemáte jedinou myšlenku s výjimkou podezření, že se k vám vrací
vědomí a vzpomínky, bez kterých byste se klidně obešli. To vše se spojuje
se skutečností, že jediná utěšující věc na vaší strašlivé budoucnosti je
skutečnost, že už nebude dlouhá.
-- T. Pratchett: Mort


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Štěstí lidi zmate víc než neštěstí.
-- Luther


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Stasera vado a vedere una corsa di cani. Chissa' come sono piccoli i
fantini!"
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tři osvědčená vodítka, kdy jakýkoli projekt ukončit:
Za prvé, když nedochází k dalším významným zdokonalením.
Za druhé, když proces řízené evoluce již nepřináší žádné nové výrobky,
výrobní postupy, trhy či aplikační oblasti.
Za třetí, když dlouhá léta výzkumu přinášejí pouze "zajímavé výsledky".
(str. 119)
-- Drucker


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Невозможно править при помощи "НО", если, конечно, вы не кучер.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sali, l'as Ibsen ? Né ici (na !), ce mort cèle électromécaniciennes bis à Lilas.
-- Kaeser, Pascal


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Женщина, руководящаяся рассудком, а не сердцем,- настоящая общественная зараза: она
имеет все недостатки страстной и любящей женщины, но ни одного ее достоинства; она
без жалости, без любви, без добродетели, без пола.
-- О.Бальзак


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #348:

We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wo Kompromisse fehlen, dominieren die Faustregeln.
-- Werner Mitsch


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conseil Debian nº 39 : améliorez le complètement des commandes en installant
le paquet « bash-completion ».



on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Gewöhnung stumpft unsere Sinne ab.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (Die Essais)


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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On dit, en proverbe commun, heureux est le médecin
qui est appelé sur la déclinaison de la maladie.
-+- François Rabelais (1494?-1553), Tiers livre (chap. 41) -+-


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<knghtbrd> Solver_: add users who should be messing with sound to group
audio.. Make sure the devices are all group audio (ls -l
/dev/dsp will give you the fastest indication if it's probably
set right) and build a kernel with sound support for your card
<knghtbrd> OR optionally install alsa source and build modules for that
with make-kpkg
<knghtbrd> OR (not recommended) get and install evil OSS/Linux evil
non-free evil binary only evil drivers---but those are evil.
And did I mention that it's not recommended?


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ehe: Gemeinschaft, bestehend aus einem Herren, einer Herrin und zwei
Sklaven, insgesamt zwei Personen.
-- Ambrose Gwinnet Bierce (Des Teufels Wörterbuch)


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lo storico e' un profeta che guarda all'indietro.
-- Schiller, "Frammenti"


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je nemožné podruhé milovat to, co jsme milovat přestali.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the dimanche 25 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

samedi, juin 24, 2017

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Per l'uomo tribale, lo spazio era il mistero incontrollabile.
Per l'uomo tecnologico, e' il tempo a occupare lo stesso ruolo.
-- Marshall McLuhan


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Пусть моется тот, кому лень чесаться...


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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ATTENTI AL CANE


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 22:34:05 (UTC+0200)

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Напред! Животът е сражение!
Напред! И прав всегда ходи!
Напред, макар към поражение!
Ако ще паднеш, прав падни!
-- Стоян Михайловски


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sekretářka má být ovšem přitažlivá správným způsobem... Tam, kde se
kanceláří line mocná vůně parfému, proniká do šanonů a šíří se dál i do
chodby, organizace práce pravděpodobně dost utrpí. Hluboký výstřih snadno
vyvolá rozkoly mezi mužskými zaměstnanci. A efektní odchod ladnou vlnivou
chůzí dokáže nadělat tolik zla, že trvá někdy celé hodiny, než se nám
podaří proniknout k pravým kořenům nepříjemností. S jistotou tedy můžeme
prohlásit, že kancelář není právě místem, kde by se měl zvlášť výrazně
uplatňovat sex. (str. 132)
-- Parkinson


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 21:34:56 (UTC+0200)

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L'Umberto:
La Dichiarazione d'Indipendenza della Padania e' copiata da
quella del Quebec. Si discostano da quel testo la parte che recita
"Quando nel corso degli eventi umani", che e' copiata dalla
Dichiarazione d'Indipendenza americana, e la parte che comincia con
"E cosi' Sally puo' attendere", che invece e' presa pari pari da una
canzone degli Oasis.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 21:11:17 (UTC+0200)

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Jednym ciosem rozwaliłem jaskinię demona,
Zmiażdżyłem wściekłą, żelazną twarz Nady.
Moje uszy nie słyszą, usta zaniemówiły -
Dotknij tego, wszędzie spadają gwiazdy.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tutto questo e' realmente accaduto.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Comica finale


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ani cele, ani zpola
nebudu vám dělat vola.
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a young fellow from Parma
Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
Said the damsel demure,
"You'll excuse me, I'm sure,
But I must say you fuck like a farmer."


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Znám pouze dvě skutečná životní neštěstí: výčitky svědomí a nemoc.
-- Tolstoj


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a
rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wußten Sie schon...
... daß ein Krokodil seine Zunge nicht herausstrecken kann?


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Puo' essere maleducato parlare con la bocca piena, ma non e' granche' meglio
se tu parli con la testa vuota.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
-- Heard on Noahs' ark


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Es sind die schlechtesten Deutschen nicht, die unruhig werden, wenn
sie des Nachts an Deutschland denken.
-- Willy Brandt


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Once I belonged to a group that really had THE WORD. I fought like hell
for them. But another group came along and exposed the word of my group
as shallow and degenerate. They had a better word. So I quit the first
group and lost all the friends I had made and I joined up with this new
group. I fought like hell for them. But another group came around. They
exposed the word of my group as false and materialistic. Their word was
very much better. So I quit the second group and lost all the friends I
had made. And I joined up with this new group. I fought like hell for them.
Till this one guy came along and proved that there wasn't any word at all.
That I should go off as an individual and grow! So I quit the last group
and lost all the friends I had made. And now I sit home alone all day and
all I do is grow. It would be nice to join up with some others who feel
the way I do.
-- J. Feiffer


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oct 31 22:56:53 <fEnIo> StalowyMA: masz 17 lat prawda?
Oct 31 22:56:57 <StalowyMA> tak
Oct 31 22:57:03 <StalowyMA> i ?? to cos zlego :/
Oct 31 22:57:05 <fEnIo> StalowyMA: i czego się kurwa nauczyłeś przez te lata?
Oct 31 22:57:19 <StalowyMA> no w jakim sesie ??
Oct 31 22:57:20 <fial> bill gates w twoim wieku napisal kolko i krzyzyk pod dosa
Oct 31 22:57:25 <fial> a ty co stworzyles?


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Všechny nepomiluješ, ale máš se snažit.
-- Napoleon


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le chef-d'oeuvre est garant du génie, le génie n'est pas garant
du chef-d'oeuvre.
-+- André Malraux (1901-1976), Antimémoires -+-


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не сведущий в математике да не входит в этот дом.
-- надпись над воротами Платоновской Академии


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Když se dva lidé milují, touží po tom žít spolu, ale samotná láska nestačí
k zajištění štěstí.
-- C. Diane


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ci sono tre regole per scrivere un romanzo. Sfortunatamente, nessuno sa
quali siano.
-- Somerset Maugham


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Laß Dir immer genug Zeit in Deinem Leben, um etwas zu tun,
daß Dich glücklich, zufrieden, ja sogar freudig macht.
Das hat einen größeren Einfluß auf das ökonomische Wohlergehen
als irgendein anderer Faktor.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Comment t'appelles-tu, et que veux-tu ?
- marc. veux wons.
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Někteří lidé předpokládají, že je zcela správné lhát sekretářkám, když vám
to umožní dostat se přes ně k jejich šéfovi. Jsou dva důležité důvody,
proč tuto falešnou radu ignorovat:
1. Nemůžete lhát padesátkrát denně, aby to nemělo účinek na váš vztah
k rodině a k sobě samému.
2. Když zákazník pozná, že jste jednou lhali, už vám nikdy neuvěří.
(str. 24)
-- Gretz, Drozdeck


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Auch das schlechteste Buch hat seine gute Seite: die letzte.
-- John Osborne


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Москва в сезам не верит.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Těsné spojení mezi výdaji a spotřebou, jako je tomu u soukromých statků,
neplatí pro daně a veřejné statky. Hamburger nebo vlněný svetr si kupuji
jen tehdy, když ho chci, ale svůj díl daní na financování obrany,
vesmírného výzkumu a veřejného vzdělávacího systému musím platit, i když
o tyto činnosti vůbec nestojím. (str. 45)
-- Samuelson, Nordhaus


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Meet Elmer, young son of the Thorpes,
Afflicted with psychotic warps.
His idea of fun
Is to bugger a nun,
And then vomit all over the corpse.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Только в первый раз страшно лишаться девственности.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es gibt nichts Gemeines, was, fratzenhaft ausgedrückt, nicht
humoristisch aussähe.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 255


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vytrvale jsem se snažil nesmát se lidským činům, nenaříkat nad
nimi, ani si je neošklivit, nýbrž je pochopit.
-- Spinoza


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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При деньгах Панфил всем людям мил; без денег Панфил всем постыл.
-- Русская пословица


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand on ne travailleras plus le lendemain des jours de repos, la
fatigue sera vaincue.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nějakou chvíli trvalo, než Hamiše vykopali. Fíglové Toničce řekli,
že jestli dopadl hlavou napřed a přitom se otáčel, je třeba ho vytočit
v opačném směru, aby mu neupadly uši.
-- T. Pratchett: Svobodnej národ


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Mensch ist genugsam ausgestattet zu allen wahren irdischen
Bedürfnissen, wenn er seinen Sinnen traut und sie dergestalt
ausbildet, dass sie des Vertrauens wert bleiben.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 526


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chytrost pomáhá přežít dnešek. Moudrost však přetrvává. (str. 50)
-- Drucker


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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22:26 HELO DLFPTP 1.1 -- c'est moi ou imp.free.fr délogue des qu'on fait
qqch ??
22:34 22:26 HELLO ca prend deux L comme IMBECILLE.



on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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N'hésitez pas à me contacter. (Les flames concernant mon anglais et
l'inutilité de ce driver seront redirigées vers /dev/null, oh non,
c'est plein !)
-+- Michael Beck, auteur du driver du PC Speaker -+-


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gott denkt in den Genies, träumt in den Dichtern und schläft in den
übrigen Menschen.
-- Peter Altenberg


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #274:

It was OK before you touched it.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Угрызения совести начинаются там, где кончается безнаказанность.
-- Гельвеций


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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An American businessman in London was given special visitor's privileges at an
exclusive men's club. Striding in one afternoon, the American approached the
only other man in the lounge and tried to strike up a conversation. "Care
for a cigar?" he asked.
"No, thank you," the Englishman replied. "I tried smoking once and
didn't like it."
"Would you care to join me in the bar for a drink, then?" the
businessman asked.
"No, thank you. I tried drinking once and it didn't agree with me."
"Well, how about a game of billiards?"
"Sorry. I tried it once and couldn't seem to get the hang of it."
As the American started to turn away, the Englishman said, "But my
son will be here shortly, and I'm sure he would enjoy a game with you."
"Your son? An only child, I presume."


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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God is a polytheist.


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Nalákal jsem slečnu Petru
na sedmnáct centimetrů.
Nyní velí Petra slézt
a jít hledat zbylých šest.
-- Karel Plíhal: Petra


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 00:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Слово - это мощь и сила.
Слово - это красота.
Слово нам глаза открыло.
Слово - не ерунда !
-- Н. Векшин


on the samedi 24 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

vendredi, juin 23, 2017

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Mi hanno regalato un paio di sci d'acqua, solo che non riesco a trovare
un lago in discesa.
-- Zuzzurro & Gaspare


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Zanim zaczniesz dyskutować z głupcem, upewnij się, że nie pracuje w tym
samym zawodzie".


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Дороги твои сорок соболей, а на правду и цены нет.
-- Русская пословица


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Anyone who understands everything that comes out of fortune probably
has a problem


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A défaut du pardon, laisse venir l'oubli.
-+- Alfred de Musset (1810-1857), Poésie -+-


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les versions futures de MultideskOS vous permettront de gérer des
niveaux de sécurité supplémentaires, permettront de rediriger des
satellites de la NASA par internet et supportera une interface domotique
de 8 entrées + sorties.
-- Jayce - C'est l'amérique ! --


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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DÉPLACÉ

P : Un bâtard qui se tape un meuble Louis XVI... moi, j'appelle ça une mésalliance.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m《弹琴》
作者:刘长卿
泠泠七弦上,静听松风寒。
古调虽自爱,今人多不弹。


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Posso simpatizzare con qualsiasi cosa, tranne che con la sofferenza.
-- Wilde, "Il ritratto di Dorian Gray"


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Brak wyczucia percepcji prawej nogi


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Законы - декорации, которым не верят ни публика, ни люди за кулисами,
но без которых не получается спектакля.
-- Виктор Гаврилов


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Scientific beliefs are supported by evidence, and they
get results. Myths and faiths are not and do not."
[Richard Dawkins, "River Out of Eden"]


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Vše nasvědčuje tomu, že nastává nová éra ve vývoji podniků - éra využívání
lidského potenciálu, kde uprostřed stojí člověk a jeho schopnosti, jejichž
využívání vede nejenom k prosperitě firmy, ale také ke štěstí lidí a
zvyšování kvality jejich života. (str. 12)
-- Košturiak, Gregor


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Žena a muž si nejsou nikdy blízko, pokud si nebyli nejblíž.
-- Toman


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ни одно произнесенное слово не принесло столько пользы, сколько
множество несказанных.
-- Плутарх


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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There once was a lawyer named Rex
With minuscule organs of sex.
Arraigned for exposure,
He maintained with composure,
"De minimis non curat lex."

[Trans: the law does not concern itself with small things. Ed.]


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Самолюбие и самомнение у нас европейские, а развитие и поступки азиатские.
-- А.П.Чехов


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Люди! Чё на винду гоните ведь она почти не глючит...
если на ней не работать.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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O camelo � um animal que, depois de passar dias sem comer nem beber,
consegue passar pelo fundo de uma agulha e entrar facilmente no reino
dos c�us.
-- Mill�r Fernandes


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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U dobrého soudce platí více argumenty než svědkové.
APUD BONUM IUDICEM ARGUMENTA PLUS QUAM TESTES VALENT.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alpinisten und Ehemänner frigider Frauen wissen, was eine
Gletscherspalte ist.
-- Ralph Boller


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #209:

Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Une fausse erreur n'est pas forcément une vérité vraie.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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To see you is to sympathize.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
-- Ambrose Bierce


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nejlepším způsobem lichocení je nechat druhého hovořit a být posluchačem.
-- J. Addison


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ich bin ein Atheist von Gottes Gnaden.
-- Luis Bunuel


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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S� se morre uma vez. E � por um longo tempo.
-- Jean-Baptiste Poquelin (Moli�re), escritor e
dramaturogo franc�s.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tak jako všechny činnosti v rámci firmy, tak i výcvik musí mít jasně
definované cíle. Pokud je výcvik bezcílný, je také bezúčelný.
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Hudba je těsnopis emocí. Emoce, které lze popsat tak nesnadno, jsou přímo
sdělovány člověku v hudbě a v tom je její síla a význam.
-- Tolstoj


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Quand j'ai été kidnappé, ma mère a réagit tout de suite : elle a
sous-loué ma chambre.
-+- Woody Allen -+-


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто не любит самых родных и близких, тот и вас, чужих не станет уважать; кто
в своих делах нехорош, тот не будет хорош и в государственных; кто дома
низок, от того благородства не жди: он меняет лишь место, а не душу!
-- Эсхин


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Минута ржанья заменяет ведро овса.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O czym ty do mnie rozmawiasz? Glowa cię czasem nie boly?

-- łazuka@cnp


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Als menschliches Individuum war Jesus ein ausgesprochener Versager.
Während der drei Jahre seines öffentlichen Wirkens hat er keinen
Eindruck auf das Publikum gemacht. Kein Denker oder Philosoph nahm die
geringste Notiz von seiner Philosophie, die nur dazu beitrug,
Schwachköpfe hervorzubringen.
-- Anagãrika Dharmapãla


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lháři obvykle nevěříme, ani když mluví pravdu.
-- Cicero


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Ci facciamo un bagno?
- Si'. Facciamoci un bagno.
-- Dal film "C'era una volta in America"


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pld
15:18:15 --- arekm is now known as arekmZLY
15:18:40 <vinix> arekmZLY: *CMOK*
15:19:02 <arekmZLY> vinix: fuj.
15:19:02 <arekmZLY> ;>
15:19:36 <djrzulf> arekmZLY: zawsze *cmok* lepszy od *ziew*'a :-]


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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DÉVIANT

M : T'es sûr qu'un chat et un chien peuvent pas faire des petits ensemble ?
P : Sûr !
M : Vraiment sûr ?
P : Vraiment ! Surtout quand il s'agit de deux mâles ! Gros pédé !


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Accidentally Shot

Colonel Gray, of Petaluma, came near losing his life a few days ago,
in a singular manner. A gentleman with whom he was hunting attempted to
bring down a dove, but instead of doing so put the load of shot through the
Colonel's hat. One shot took effect in his forehead.
-- Sacramento Daily Union, April 20, 1861


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Je vote OUI ([SP] également) à ce groupe.
-+- FB in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Ouioui votationne -+-


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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PARADOXAL

P : Je dois pas être normal ! Autant j'aime l'humour, autant je hais les humoristes !!!
M : Je te comprends, va... Moi, autant j'aime la sodomie, autant j'aime pas les enculés...


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jede Übertreibung käme der Realität näher.


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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An orgasmic young sex star named Sue
Was a hit as she writhed to a screw.
Her climatic fame spread
With an ad blitz that said:
Coming soon at a theater near you!


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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MS-Benutzer zu verhohnepiepeln ist eigentlich so
unweidmännisch wie tote Schafe zu treten. Trotzdem sehr
angenehm wollig-warm im Tritt.
-- Andreas Kabel in de.admin.net-abuse.misc


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O que a R�ssia faz � aborto intelectual. N�o deixa nem nascer as
id�ias.
-- Henri Maksoud


on the vendredi 23 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

jeudi, juin 22, 2017

Really nothing to say about this

Vous aimez nos idées ? Vous souhaitez que le développement de
MultiDeskOS continue ?
N'hésitez pas ! Envoyez-nous des emails de soutien ou mieux,
envoyez-nous votre
soutien sur notre compte bancaire ou via la poste.
-- Jayce - N'oubliez pas l'artiste ! --


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Время! может остановить кого угодно.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Não leve a vida tao a serio. Não conseguira sair dela com
vida.
-- Hubbard Kin


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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DÉCLARATION

P : "Tous les animaux naissent libres et égaux sauf les moineaux et les souriceaux"
M : "Ainsi que toutes les bêtes qui entrent dans la composition des croquettes au bœuf..."


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hallo Geburtstagspäckchenvorzeitigöffnern!


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Soit les mathématiques sont trop grandes pour l'esprit humain, soit
l'esprit humain est plus qu'une machine.
-+- Kurt Gödel -+-


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn die Leute keinen anderen Tyrannen haben, so wird es die
öffentliche Meinung.
-- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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В семье объявлен месячник экономии, в этом году уже 12-й.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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23 Menschen bewegen sich für die Dauer von 1 1/2 Stunden innerhalb
eines rechteckigen Feldes von etwa 100m Seitenlänge mit einer
durchschnittlichen Geschwindigkeit von 8 Metersekunden und halten eine
mit Luft gefüllte Lederhülle in ständiger Bewegung. Sie haben während
dieses Zeitraumes im Durchschnitt 296 mal Berrührung mit dem
Lederobjekt, 183 mal mit dem rechten Fuß, 106 mal mit dem linken Fuß,
7 mal mit dem Kopf. Es folgen Angaben über durchschnittlich
zurückgelegte Wegstrecke, durchschnittlichen Kalorienverbrauch usw.
Alle Exaktheit der Messung würde eine solche Beschreibung nicht davor
schützen, das Spiel vollständig zu verfehlen, davon wäre schlechthin
nichts darin. Diese aus den Naturwissenschaften übernommenen und dort
bestens bewährten 'exakten' Methoden sind eben zur Sinnerfassung
völlig ungeeignet. Hier gilt der Satz: 'Exaktheit schützt nicht vor
Sinnlosigkeit.'
-- G. Mackenroth (Sinn und Ausdruck in der sozialen Formenwelt)


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il paradiso e' esattamente come dove sei tu adesso... solamente molto,
molto meglio.
-- Laurie Anderson


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ainsi il faut analyser et décomposer la nature, non pas à l'aide du feu
matériel, mais à l'aide de l'esprit, qui est comme un feu divin.
-+- Francis Bacon (1561-1626), Novum organum, II -+-


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kde je uzavíráno manželství bez lásky, vznikne brzo láska bez manželství.
-- B. Franklin


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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> De toutes facons emacs c'est une surcouche du système d'exploitation,
> donc normalement il devrait rebooter autant que l'ordinateur.
moi, emacs, je l'ai bouté ... hors de ma linuxette
-+- MS in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "On m'appelle Jeanne d'Arc." -+-


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Buďte spravedliví a pevní. Váš tým chce silného manažera, ne násilníka.
Na kázeňské pohovory se dobře připravte. Používejte při nich popis práce,
hodnocení výkonnosti, pečlivě si prostudujte všechna fakta, držte se
firemních pravidel - jen tak můžete pomoci svým podřízeným zvýšit svou
efektivnost.
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Manželstvím bývají nejvíce zklamány ty ženy, které se vdaly proto, aby
nemusely pracovat.
-- Dietrichová


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Polibek je hymnou lásky.
-- Josef Svatopluk Machar


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
-- Princess Leia Organa


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Objet: cherche personne pro pour...
qu'il me donne quelques conseil... une sorte de parrain...
-+- nekio in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "El Padrino..." -+-


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Вопрос жизни или смерти, решается, в среднем, 60 лет.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Überlege einmal, bevor du gibst, zweimal, bevor du annimmst und
tausendmal, bevor du verlangst und forderst.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Страдал замкнутостью в открытой форме.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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TRANCHE DE VIE

M : J'aime bien lire aux chiottes, mais ce que je préfère... c'est chier chez le marchand de journaux...


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pr�ximos a um lago de �gua gelad�ssima, estava um brasileiro, um
americano e um franc�s. Na outra margem, dois amigos conversavam:

-- Eu te dou 100 pratas se voc� conseguir fazer com que aquelas tr�s
pessoas pulem nessa �gua gelada.

O outro, sem perder tempo, foi logo falar com os tr�s turistas. Ap�s
algum tempo os tr�s pularam na �gua. A� o outro perguntou:

-- Tudo bem, eu te pago os 100, mas me conta, como voc� fez pra eles
pularem?

-- F�cil! Para o americano eu disse que era lei, para o franc�s, que
era moda e para o brasileiro eu disse que era proibido.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A shy young man, preparing himself for what he hoped would be the ultimate sex
act with a pretty young lady, went into a drugstore to inquire about sizes and
styles of condoms. The lusty proprietress, a buxom widow, saw an opportunity
for fun at the lad's expense.
"Come in the back and try some on for size," she said, taking his hand.
The widow unzipped the youth's fly and watched the small instrument grow in
her hand as she measured it. When the weapon had unfurled to a rosy seven and
a half inches, the young man, unable to contain himself, had an orgasm with a
tremendous discharge. After recovering, he asked the widow if she could now
give him the proper size.
"I'll do more than that," she said. "I'll give you free meals and a
half interest in the store."


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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R A S E
A N A R
S A N S Aux ennemis de l'ordre qui ne parlent pas le celte,
E R S E l'injection léthale!
-- Breton, J.C.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lehko je být otevřený, když nechceme říci celou pravdu.
-- Rabíndranáth Thákur


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Disneyland. Verra' inaugurato per fine mese un nuovo acquedotto; dopo
questo ne verranno inaugurati altri sei, acquepisolo, acquecucciolo,
acquebrontolo, acquedammelo, acqueprendilo, acqueschiaffatelo...
-- Notizie dall'interno - Il TG di Max Cipollino
(Massimo Boldi)


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gli 8 anni di presidenza Reagan sono stati il piu' grande successo degli
imbalsamatori dai tempi di Tutankamom.
-- L. King


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Schumpeter vždy přesvědčeně tvrdil, že Marx se mýlil naprosto ve všech
svých odpovědích. Přesto však sám sebe považoval za Marxova syna a Marxe
choval ve větší úctě než kteréhokoli jiného ekonoma. Tvrdil totiž, že Marx
alespoň kladl správné otázky, a pro Schumpetera byly otázky vždy
důležitější než odpovědi. (str. 42)
-- Drucker


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Les avions sont des jouets sans aucune valeur militaire.
-+- Maréchal Foch (1851-1929) -+-


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or
some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked,
his wrath towards you burns like fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to
have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his
eyes than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended
him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is
nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment.
It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last
night, that you was [sic] suffered to awake again in this world, after you
closed your eyes to sleep."
["Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God," preached July 8, 1741.
In Ola Elizabeth Winslow, ed., Jonathon Edwards: Basic writings
(New York: New American Library, 1966) p. 159.]


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Те, кто хвалит женщин, знает их недостаточно. Те, кто их ругает, не знает их вовсе.
-- Г.Пиго-Лебрен


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chceš-li mít nepřátele, vyzvedej se nad ně. Chceš-li mít přátele, dovol jim
vyniknout nad tebou.
-- Colton


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Девушка-программер едет в трамвае, читает книгу.
Старушка смотрит на девушку, смотрит на книгу,
крестится и в ужасе выбегает на следующей остановке.
Девушка читала книгу "Язык Ада"


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wußten Sie schon...
... daß Johann Wolfgang von Goethe erfolglos geblieben wäre, wenn er
mit Vornamen Günther geheißen hätte?


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Liebe ist unsere Suche nach dem verlorenen Paradies.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mám přátele! Musím si říci s údivem. A se stejným údivem: čím jsem si je
zasloužil?
-- Josef Čapek


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто в армии служил, тот в цирке не смеется


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Человек, настойчиво повторяющий, что он не дурак, обычно имеет какие-
то сомнения по этому вопросу.
-- У.Мизнер


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se você pensa que a Microsoft é a resposta, está enganado. Microsoft é a
pergunta. A resposta é "NÃO".


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the
existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any
marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat
engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is
obviously impossible."
[Richard Davisson]


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A concentração de riqueza é inevitável, devido à desigualdade inata dos homens

--Will Durant


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Wasserfall?
A: Je höher desto Platsch.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Academy:
A modern school where football is taught.
Institute:
An archaic school where football is not taught.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sei sparsam, koste es was es wolle.


on the jeudi 22 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mercredi, juin 21, 2017

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QUALITÉ

M : Les animaux élevé en batterie ne produisent que de la merde !
P : Ouais... J'ai dû abattre mon élevage de visons... Au lieu de donner de la fourrure, ils donnaient du skaï...


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
1965!!


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Przychodzi chłopak do spowiedzi:
- Proszę księdza uprawiałem seks oralny.
- O ciężki grzech. A z kim?
- Nie mogę księdzu powiedzieć .
- Może z Kryśką od Zarębów?
- Nie
- A może z Kaśką od Kowali?
- Nie
- Powiedz bo rozgrzeszenia nie dostaniesz!
- No naprawdę nie mogę proszę księdza.
- To może z Zośką od Graboszy?
- Nie
- Idź nie dam Ci rozgrzeszenia.
Wychodzi chłopak z kościoła - czekają na niego kumple:
- I co? Dostałeś rozgrzeszenie?
- Nie. Ale namiarów parę mam.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Non sono un idiota completo -- alcune parti mancano.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Такт в дерзости - это умение почувствовать, до какого предела
можно зайти слишком далеко.
-- Ж. Кокто


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was die neuen Unwissenden holen müssen:
Schweres Wasser


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nenhum problema pode ser resolvido pelo mesmo estado de consci�ncia
que o criou. � preciso ir mais longe. Eu penso 99 vezes e nada
descubro. Deixo de pensar, mergulho num grande sil�ncio e a verdade me
� revelada.
-- Albert Einstein


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Gewissen ist die Wunde, die nie heilt und an der keiner stirbt.
-- Christian Friedrich Hebbel


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Škoda, že o své životní cestě rozhodujeme ve věku, kdy je pro nás
nejdůležitější cestička v účesu.
-- Milan Růžička


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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ALLÉLUIA !

P : Jésus est vivant !! Jésus est vivant ! Jésus est vivant ! Passe-moi le fusil à pompe...


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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De plus, si votre Windows 95 - 98 ou Me plante, notre OS peut le réparer
automatiquement.
-- Jayce - C'est pas un os, c'est une pharmacie --


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Module name: cdg
> Changes by: saq 04/05/20 19:11:50
>
> Added files:
> sergiusz_ban
>
> Log message:
> - my tu takich nie chcemy
A mówią, że ja ćpam.

-- djurban @ pld-discuss-pl


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Please remain calm, it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> le question est dans le titre.
> merci linuxement
> Merci de repondre par mail aussi.
-+- Greg in Guide du linuxien pervers : "Bien configurer son titre" -+-


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Счастье всегда на стороне отважного.
-- П.И.Багратион


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Většina lidí se raduje z méněcennosti svých nejlepších přátel.
-- Chesterfield


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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10 Songs die besser zu Windows98 gepaßt hätten als 'Start me up':
1. Money - von Pink Floyd
2. Irgendein Song von den Crash Test Dummies
3. Brain Damage - von Pink Floyd
4. Sympathy for the Devil - von den Stones
5. You can't always get what you want - von den Stones
6. Release me - von Engelbert Humperdinck
7. I'm Down - von den Beatles
8. Help! - von den Beatles
9. Another One Bites the Dust - von Queen
10. Funeral for a freind - von Elton John


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Hallo Meerschweinchenbesitzer!


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mladý muž to v životě daleko nedotáhne, jestliže nedostal pár do nosu.
-- Churchill


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free
information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax
tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question,
such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays
a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer
organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A man never minds being in the doghouse as long as he can get his tail outside.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Laßt mich nicht ein alter Polterer werden, der aus Neid die jüngeren
Geister ankläfft, oder ein matter Jammermensch, der über die gute,
alte Zeit beständig flennt.
-- Heinrich Heine


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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...Любовная зараза
Недаром у меня
Заходит ум за разум
При увяданьи дня
-- Б. Корнилов


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand au mois de Mars, je le dit sans arrière pensée politique, mais ça
m'étonnerait qu'il passe l'hiver.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sacco vuoto non ista' ritto.
-- P. Pisani, "Briciole di saggezza popolare"


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vaut-il mieux parler bêtement de choses intelligentes
ou parler intelligemment de choses bêtes ?
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто сидит на шее народа, тому инфляция по колено.
-- В.Коняхин


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
May 02 23:28:07 y0 słuch radia fb http://195.117.38.220:6970
May 02 23:28:49 <BeerfaN> radio framebuffer?
May 02 23:28:52 <BeerfaN> to chyba nie dziala
May 02 23:28:53 <BeerfaN> ;P
May 02 23:29:04 <fEnIo> pewnie się gryzie z nvidią ;)


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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User friendly software searching for friendly Hardware to interface with.
Hardware may present itself in floppy format as software has capability to
upgrading same to full size firm. Size is not all that important; but byte
sized bandwith required -- header width is of more concern. Joystick should
be able to toggle in different speeds and for some duration. Software is
looking for system willing to perform intensive manipulation of keyboard as
well as preparing the mainframe and disk drives. Fingering of all files
permitted, and encouraged, before thrusting joystick into drive. Software
is programmed not to copy; there is no need for removing joystick before
completed execution of program. Program may be run several times per day...
especially if special features and options are utilized.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das wird sicher ein Spaß
-- Star Treck, Der erste Kontakt,


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<z33d> uwaga osobista: jest zajebiscie ;P
<arturs> uwaga zajebista: jest osobiscie ;P
<tmoggie> pipipipipippipipipipipipi
<z33d> py
<e-girlie> pip


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quand on est trop bonne pâte, on risque de finir dans le pétrin.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Man braucht nicht alles selbst gesehen noch erlebt zu haben;
willst du aber dem andern und seinen Darstellungen vertrauen, so
denke, dass du es nun mit dreien zu tun hast: Mit dem Gegenstand und
zwei Subjekten.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 887


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Os animais tem muitas vantagens sobre os homens: não
precisam de teologos para instrui-los, seus funerais saem de
graca e ninguem briga por seus testamentos.
-- Voltaire


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Все страсти вообще заставляют нас делать ошибки,
но самые смешные из них нас заставляет делать любовь.
-- Ларошфуко


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vždy jsem zastával názor, že prvotní sociální povinností podniku je
produkovat dostatečný zisk. (str. 104)
-- Drucker


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<martiinez> zrobilem wlasnie ciekawa rzecz. usunalem plik libc-2.2.2.so
<br`> martiinez: *genialne* posunięcie.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Chtěla jsem paní Našeptávalové říct, jak překrásné jsou její
jehlice do klobouku," pronesla Bábi. "Velmi okouzlující a čarodějné."
Stařenka, jejíž hlava se otáčela sem a tam jako hlava tenisového
diváka, se podívala na Leticii, aby viděla, zda tahle zkázonosná střela
zasáhla cíl. Jenže Leticie se usmívala. Někteří lidé si často nevšimnou
očividných věcí, ani kdyby jim je někdo podal na hlavici pětikilového
kladiva.
-- T. Pratchett: Moře a malé rybky (Divadlo krutosti)


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
-- Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dès Noël, où un zéphyr haï me vêt de glaçons würmiens, je dîne d'exquis
rôtis de bœuf au kir, à l'aÿ d'âge mûr, & cætera.
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The fundamentalists deny that evolution has taken place; they deny that
the earth and the universe as a whole are more than a few thousand years
old, and so on. There is ample scientific evidence that the fundamentalists
are wrong in these matters, and that their notions of cosmogony have about
as much basis in fact as the Tooth Fairy has."
[Isaac Asimov, quoted in "2000 Years of Disbelief,
Famous People with the Courage to Doubt", by
James A. Haught, Prometheus Books, 1996]


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nechlub se zítřejším dnem!
-- přísloví


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Гиперссылка в Сибирь.


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si les locomotives étaient conduites comme l'État, le machiniste aurait
une femme sur les genoux.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951), Politique -+-


on the mercredi 21 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

mardi, juin 20, 2017

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Поединичните ръководители, колкото и умни и просветени да са, могат
по-лесно да се заблудят и сбъркат, отколкото зряло обдуманото общо или
народно мнение.
-- Петко Славейков
при съставянето на Търновската конституция


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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По когтям да по зубам зверей знать, а человека по глазам видать.
-- русская пословица


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Наша жизнь проходит в стремлениях к тому, чего у нас нет, и в
сожалениях о том, чего у нас больше не будет.
-- Ру


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда ты знаешь, где источник,
Зачем колодец станешь рыть?
Иди туда, где нужно Быть,
Ищи в себе первоисточник.
-- Феано


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Combien serai-je payé pour ce travail ?
- Vous recevrez 1115 unités de la monnaie coréenne : « aurez mcxv wons. »
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...
every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
-- Steven Wright


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
-- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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E.H.: I like giovani. Mi piacciono i giovani.
R.V.: Anche a me piacciono, i giovani!
-- Eva Herzigova e Raimondo Vianello,
Festival di San Remo 1998


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Наиболее скверно в комплексе неполноценности то, что обладают им
отнюдь не те, кому следовало бы.
-- Ж.Дютур


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Buď vždy veselý - to je nejlepší medicína. Veselost je filozofie příliš
málo pěstovaná. Je sluneční stranou života.
-- George Gordon Byron


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un giorno, tornando a casa dalla scuola elementare, scoprii che i miei
avevano fatto trasloco. Allora capii perche' la mia merenda era stata
avvolta in una mappa.
-- Alan Law


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Viens chez moi, je te montrerai mon e2fsck ...
-+- LF in Guide du linuxien pervers - jusqu'où irez vous avec nous ? -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Zita Delle


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un tizio incontra un amico che non vedeva da molto tempo. Lo vede scendere da
una fiammante macchina sportiva, lo trova vestito con grande eleganza.
- Ehi - gli dice - Hai fatto fortuna?
- Si' - gli risponde l'amico - Ho telefonato alla RAI e ho detto che
sapevo tutto su Garibaldi. Mi hanno invitato a una trasmissione di quiz,
mi hanno fatto tante domande e ho vinto due miliardi.
Passa qualche mese e anche il nostro primo tizio comincia a
pavoneggiarsi in abiti all'ultima moda e a girare con una macchina molto
costosa. Finisce che incontra l'amico e gli dice:
- Sai, devo proprio ringraziarti. Ho seguito il tuo metodo e puntualmente
ho fatto fortuna anch'io.
- Hai telefonato alla RAI?
- No. Ho telefonato a Mediaset. Ho detto che sapevo tutto su Berlusconi
e mi hanno dato subito i due miliardi senza nemmeno farmi una domanda.
-- Da it.reticiviche.bologna.barzellette


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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АКСИОМА ДЕХАЯ
Простую работу откладывают, считая, что всегда найдется время сделать
ее позже.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Sapete chi fuma piu' di un turco?
- Due turchi?
- No, un cinese, perche' e' un fumatore d'oppio.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hear about...
the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors?


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Io ho un salumiere che tenta sempre di fregarmi. Io pago la carta come
fosse bresaola. Mette una fetta di bresaola, un foglio di carta, una
fetta di bresaola, un foglio di carta... Appena entro in negozio mi
guarda e sembra voglia dire: "Guardi, oggi ho della Fabriano che e' la
fine del mondo!". Se voglio la bresaola sono costretto ad andare in
cartoleria...! Eh, gia', che a voi non e' mai capitato che andate dal
negozio di alimentari, chiedete un etto di stracchino, e il commesso ne
taglia un bel pezzo, lo sbatte sulla bilancia (si', lo sbatte con tutta
la forza che ha, neanche fosse un mattone), guarda e dice: "Fa due etti:
e' lo stesso?". Ma come?! Te ne ho chiesto un etto! E' come se
andassi a fare il biglietto del treno per Roma, e l'impiegato mi
dicesse: "Va fino a Reggio Calabria: e' lo stesso?".
-- Carlo Denei dei Cavalli Marci


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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> J'aimerais commencer des cours en photographie au mois de septembre,
> pour en faire d'une part mon obi
Effectivement, c'est une passion qui peut amener à devoir se serrez la
ceinture.
-+- Noëlle à Thierry, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Avoir l'esprit ouvert n'est pas l'avoir béant à toutes les sottises.
-+- Jean Rostand (1894-1977) -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer nicht raucht und auch nichts trinkt, der ist schon auf andere Art
den Teufel verfallen.
-- Spanisches Sprichwort


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Богатство не уменьшает жадности.
-- Саллюстий


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'image est à l'objet qu'elle reproduit comme l'opinion est à la
science.
-+- Platon, La République -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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> il me faut absolument une macro de ver luisant à sa
> propre lumière bien sur....Quelqu'un a çà ?
Ben si tu veux je te prete ma maglite pour que tu fasses briller
un verre de terre... :)
-+- Daniel à Noëlle -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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За мъдрите няма нищожен враг.
-- Гьоте


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любовь, любовь! Когда ты овладеваешь нами, можно сказать:
"Прости, благоразумие!"
-- Ж.Лафонтен


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Auch Bitteres kann aus süßem Samen entspringen.
-- Dante Alighieri


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ma come hai fatto a sbagliare! Ti ho fatto un cross che era una
pennellata: sembrava un quadro di Pirandello.
-- Attribuita a Franco Causio


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ale přemýšlet, a to dá práci, umí jenom část lidstva. Ona část, ona
tenoučká vrstva, která válčí s lidskou hloupostí.
-- Werich


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Was hast Du denn? Du humpelst ja!"
"Ich bin vom Baum gefallen!"
"Hoch?"
"Nein, runter!"


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"This question is put to Christians who believe that the Bible unerringly
describes God and reports the commands and the characteristics of God. If
there is a God, it is natural that we should wish to be quite correct in
our understanding of that God's nature. So, we ask: Can and does God lie?

Looking this point up in the mazes of Holy Writ, we discover confusion. In
Numbers xxiii, 19, we are told: "God is not a man, that he should lie."
This is put even mere strongly in Hebrews vi, 18, where we read: "It was
impossible for God to lie."

But do these citations settle the matter? Ah, no, we are upset in, our
calculations the moment we turn to 2 Thessalonians ii, 11, where we read:
"For this cause God shall send them strong delusions, that they should
believe a lie." And in I Kings xxii, 23, God is thus reported: "Now,
therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all
these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee."

Can God lie? Can the Bible lie? Anyway, there is a mistake
somewhere. The big mistake is in entertaining the idea of a God."
[E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning Of Atheism"]


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Хорошая жена трудится на тебя, как слуга; дает советы, как советник; прекрасна, как
богиня красоты; спокойна и вынослива, как земля; кормит тебя, как мать, и услаждает
тебя, как гетера. Хорошая жена - шесть лиц в одном.
-- Древнеиндийское изречение


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Варфоломей, не к ночи будь помянут!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hühneraugen bekämpft man am besten mit ihrem natürlichen Feind,
mit dem Fuchsschwanz.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les trous noirs sont les endroits ou Dieu divisa par zéro.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will
walk carefully.
-- Russian Proverb


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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FRAGILE

M : 382... 383... 384... 385... 386...
Clac !
P : Ah ! Ah !
M : Les ténias sont de moins en moins résistants... Ils devraient bouffer plus équilibré !
P : Ouerk !


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Bylo by zajímavé zjistit, kolik koňských sil si muž ušetřil od počátku
světa tím, že se držel zásady, že umývání nádobí a uklízení je přirozená
práce ženy.
-- Brown


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Es werde alles rascher, damit mehr Zeit ist. Es ist immer weniger Zeit.
-- Elias Canetti


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Giustizia:
Il ministro della Giustizia Flick sta studiando pene alternative
per i detenuti tossicodipendenti. Meno carcere per chi si droga. E' una
crudelta'. La roba piu' buona si trova in carcere.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Paradosso di Puskin:
Meno si ama una donna, piu' si e' sicuri di possederla.


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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C'est la profonde ignorance qui inspire le ton dogmatique.
-+- Jean de La Bruyere, Les Caractères -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les biographes ne connaissent pas la vie sexuelle intime de leur propre
épouse, mais ils croient connaître celle de Stendhal ou de Faulkner.
-+- Milan Kundera (1929-) -+-


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Vis superba formae." Ein schönes Wort von Johannes Secundus.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 498


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Jan 07 12:29:03 <whitewolf> *** Twój system jest zbyt wolny! *** -- denerwuje
mnie takie coś ;)
Jan 07 12:29:35 <BeerfaN> przywiaz go
Jan 07 12:29:41 <BeerfaN> bedzie troche mniej wolny


on the mardi 20 juin 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

lundi, juin 19, 2017

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Die Dummheit drängt sich vor, um gesehen zu werden; die Klugheit steht
zurück, um zu sehen.
-- Sylva Carmen (pseud. Elisabeth, Königin von Rumänien)


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<jsm> lcamtuf: ale na ext-fw i lan-fw mógłbyś regułki jakoś uporządkować :-ppp
<lcamtuf> i w ogole bajzel ;>
<lcamtuf> jsm: SA WPORZO!
<jsm> hehe
<lcamtuf> ;>
<lcamtuf> SOM!
<lcamtuf> bulba bedzie mial radosc
<jsm> lcamtuf: nie są.. tylko Ty wiessz co tam jest :-)
<lcamtuf> tam dziala metoda
<lcamtuf> jsm: nie wiem
<lcamtuf> dopisuje na poczatku
<lcamtuf> a w konfigu na koncu
<lcamtuf> jsm: a jak chce wiedziec co wyszlo to ogladam sobie ipfwafm -F -l -n


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il faudrait essayer d'être heureux, ne serait-ce que pour montrer
l'exemple.
-+- Jacques Prévert -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un fisico e' un modo che hanno gli atomi di acquisire conoscenza sugli atomi.
-- George Wald


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 22:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Dieu est trop parfait pour pouvoir penser à autre chose qu'à lui-même.
-+- Aristote -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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...кто настоящий человек, у того возлюблённым также должен быть настоящий
человек.
-- А. Навои


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не думай, что сделавши что-либо нехорошее, ты сможешь скрыться, так
как, скрывшись от других, ты не скроешься от своей совести.
-- Исократ


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Penser c'est dire non.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951), Propos sur la religion -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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ŒUVRE DE FOI

P : T'es en train de nous chier un chapelet !
M : Ouais... Et le plus dur, c'est de faire la croix...


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A sailor who slept in the sun,
Woke to find his fly buttons undone,
He remarked with a smile,
"Good grief, a sun-dial!
And now it's a quarter-past one."


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Allegorie verwandelt die Erscheinung in einen Begriff, den
Begriff in ein Bild, doch so, dass der Begriff im Bilde immer noch
begrenzt und vollständig zu halten und zu haben und an demselben
auszusprechen sei.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1210


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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O futuro pertence �queles que acreditam na beleza de seus sonhos.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не делай предложение руки и сердца институту транспланталогии.


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Die Klugheit des Fuchses wird oft überschätzt, weil man ihm auch noch
die Dummheit der Hühner als Verdienst anrechnet.
-- Hans Kasper


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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С глупцом расстаться - все равно что с умным повстречаться.
-- Имам Али Ибн-Аби-Талиб


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
16:23:57 <+Big_Brain> {eRJot}: tą samą... to czemu ja mam inną wielkość tej
binarki ?!
16:24:04 <+Big_Brain> {eRJot}: rekompilowałeś?
16:24:10 <+Big_Brain> czy masz z paczki?
16:24:16 <@{eRJot}> Big_Brain: bo Win.CIH Ci ja zaatakowal


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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TWELVE E, FIVE R,
SIX F, FIVE S,
THREE H, SIX T,
SEVEN I, THREE U,
TWO L, SIX V,
TWO N, FOUR W,
FIVE O, FOUR X.

-- Sallows, Lee


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Брак - сообщество из господина, госпожи и двух рабов, общей численностью в два
человека.
-- Бирс


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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fufe veut dire fr.usenet.forums.evolution.
Franck, c'est Fr.annonces.convocations.kabal
-+- JPK in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Petit Lexique Illustré -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\/~~~~\
| |~\/ /~| || |~\/ /~| || |~\/ /~| || |~\/ /~| |
\ \/ /\/ / \ \/ /\/ / \ \/ /\/ / \ \/ /\/ /
\ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/ \ \/\ \/
__/\ \/\ \____/\ \/\ \____/\ \/\ \____/\ \/\ \__
___/\__/\______/\__/\______/\__/\______/\__/\___


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Прежде чем клясться женщине никого не любить, кроме нее, следовало бы
увидеть всех женщин или же видеть только ее одну.
-- П.Буаст


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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21:17:55 <zdzBUUUUU> niech ktos sobie ustawi alarm
21:17:55 <zdzBUUUUU> 21:32 /echo zdz, juz czas
<jack_> zdzBUUUUU: /on ^timer "21:32" /quit Już czas
21:19:00 <zdzBUUUUU> ja sie lubie zegnac
21:19:00 <zdzBUUUUU> jack: to se ustaw zebym wiedzial
[...]
ůíů SignOff zdzBUUUUU: #blug,#pług (juz czas)


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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.-.____________________.-.
___ _.' .-----. _____________|======+----------------+
/_._/ ( | /_____________| | THE |
/ ` _ ____/ | UNTOUCHABLES |
|_ .\( \\ |________________|
.' `-._/__`_//
.' |""""'
/ /
/ |
| '
| \
`-._____.-'

Jay C


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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C'est très bien, mais les codes pour Antibug et pour
MultiDeskOS ne sont pas 52 et 70. Ils ont une valeur
de plusieurs millions. Toutefois, même si le code est
un longint, le fait d'avoir utiliser des + dans l'algo remet
finalement le code en 256 avec dépassement.
259 vaut donc 3. C'est pour cela que tu obtiens les
nombre 52 et 70.
-- Jayce - CQFD. --


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--

as you've NEVER seen them before!

\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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L'intelligence est la chose la mieux repartie dans le monde, tout le
monde pense en avoir assez, vu que c'est avec la sienne qu'il en juge.
-+- Coluche -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Je chante les héros dont Ésope est le père :
Troupe de qui l'histoire, encore que mensongère,
Contient des vérités qui servent de leçons.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Dédicace à Monseigneur de Dauphin (Fables I.) -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Teráriem varan jde
na rande.
-- Karel Plíhal


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le jugement est la faculté de penser le particulier comme contenu dans
le général.
-+- Emmanuel Kant -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'ai toujours cru que pour réussir dans le monde,
il fallait avoir l'air fou et être sage.
-+- Montesquieu, Mes pensées -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un numero eccessivo di messaggi di login o logout e' un segno sicuro di
senilita'.


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Yes. However, at that point I'm more than happy to say that "oh, f*ck,
exporting vfat doesn't survive a server crash"
-+- Linus in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Who cares ?" -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Disturbo se fumo?
- Le dispiace se muoio?
-- Da uno slogan della campagna antitabacco in California


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Skepse je pomalá sebevražda.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ist das ganze Dasein ein ewiges Trennen und Verbinden, so folgt
auch, dass die Menschen im Betrachten des ungeheuren Zustandes auch
bald trennen, bald verbinden werden.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 889


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 06:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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12:48 chais pas, c'est pas un truc style binutils ou un autre package a
la mord moi le <bip> ?
12:56 12:48 c'est quoi mormoilbip ?
12:57 12:56 Un système de packages qui sux (mal).



on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wiktor - rusek pełną gębą, wysoki, przystojny ale non stop najebany.


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Čistým vše čisté.
OMNIA MUNDA MUNDIS.


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ein allgemeines Maß für das Verdienst oder für die Wichtigkeit einer
Verrichtung, das allen Ständen sogleich die Größe einer Tat angäbe,
wäre eine Erfindung, die eines moralischen Newton würdig wäre. Z.E.
eine Compagnie vor des Kommandanten Haus zu exerzieren ist gewiß nicht
so schwer als ein paar Schuh zu sohlen (ich weiß es freilich, daß die
Ehre eine Besoldung ist, sie auszuzahlen legt der Fürst eine Steuer
auf die Hüte und den Nacken der Untertanen. Wenn ein Handwerkspursche
vor dem Offizier den Hut zieht, so denke ich immer, dieser Pursche ist
eine Art von Kriegszahlmeister. Und wie ungeschliffen sind die
Offiziers, die sie ohne Quittung annehmen, ich meine die nicht wieder
an den Hut greifen) und ich behaupte ein Kleid gut zu schneiden ist
zuverlässig schwerer, als Hof-Kavalier zu sein, zuverlässig schwerer,
ich meine den Hof-Kavalier in abstracto. Eine solche Rangordnung, die
aber gewiß dem Verfasser und dem Verleger den Kopf kosten würde,
wünschte ich gedruckt zu sehen, sie existiert gewiß in dem Kopf jedes
rechtschaffenen Mannes. Man könnte zu einem solchen Maß das
Balancieren auf der Nase nehmen, weil dieses ohngefähr alle Menschen
mit gleicher Geschwindigkeit lernen, und durch die Länge der
Tabakspfeife in Zollen die Grade der Schwierigkeit messen.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Arm ist nicht der, der wenig hat, sondern der, der nicht genug
bekommen kann.
-- Jean Guehenno


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Всички сиромаси, от каквато и да са народност, са братя по между си -
братя по страдание и по мащеха съдба.
-- Христо Ботев


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Поцелуи - как прыжки с парашютом: от затяжных захватывает дух.
-- К. Мелихан


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я умею прощать, но не умею забывать.
-- Бичер


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Je cherche quel appareil me permettra d'obtenir des gros plans quasi
> instantanés de mes chats, même s'ils sont en train de grimper dans
> l'arbre du jardin, à 30 M.
Un ouvre-boite. Le simple bruit suffit à obtenir un gros plan instantané
du chat. Même s'il était à trente mètres quelque millisecondes avant, le
chat se téléporte devant la gamelle. Contrairement aux apn, les felins
n'ont aucun retard au déclenchement.
-+- Noëlle à Sélène, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Qual e' l'orchestra piu' povera?
- Quella senza una lira!
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Религиозный фанатизм - одно из лучших изобретений дьявола.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pan Bóg pyta Adama i Ewę:
- Kto chce sikać na stojąco?!
- Ja, ja ,ja! - wyrywa się Adam
- W takim razie dla Ewy pozostaje wielokrotny orgazm.


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"I believe that religion is the belief in future life
and in God. I don't believe in either. I don't believe
in God as I don't believe in Mother Goose."
[Clarence Darrow, speech, Toronto, 1930,
quoted in "Manual of a Perfect Atheist" by Rius]


on the lundi 19 juin 2017, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)

dimanche, juin 18, 2017

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V lásce má větší cenu to, co je dovoleno vzít, než to, co se dává.
-- Ortega y Gasset


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ellardovy zákony:
1. Ti, kdo se chtějí učit, se budou učit.
2. Ti, kdo se nechtějí učit, stanou v čele podniků.
3. Ti, kteří nejsou schopni ani se učit, ani vést podnik,
budou rozhodovat o stipendiích a podnikání až do své smrti.
-- Murphy


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ce n'est pas n'importe qui qui peut-être quiconque.
-+- Pierre Dac -+-


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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All things dull and ugly, Each little snake that poisons,
All creatures short and squat, Each little wasp that stings,
All things rude and nasty, He made their brutish venom,
The Lord God made the lot; He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous, Each nasty little hornet,
All evil great and small, Each beastly little squid.
All things foul and dangerous, Who made the spikey urchin?
The Lord God made them all. Who made the sharks? He did.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Všechny funkce potřebné k fungování podniku jsou důležité,
marketing je však právem považován za dominantní.
-- Kadlec


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чему Гансик не научился, тому его попозже научат девочки.
-- Немецкая пословица


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conseil Debian nº 11 : restez au courant de l'actualité en lisant « Les
nouvelles du projet Debian » à l'adresse :
http://www.debian.org/News/weekly/



on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Сначала мужчина не знает, как с женщиной заговорить,
а потом не знает, как заставить её замолчать.


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Que j'aime ces peuples jaunes et noirs qui n'ont jamais eu l'indécence
ni l'indiscrétion de nous envoyer des religieux nègres ou chinois pour
nous convertir à leurs dieux.
-+- Sachs, Maurice -+-


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Всё не так просто, как гениальное.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Дураков меньше, чем думают: люди просто не понимают друг друга.
-- Вовенарг


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sono ottimista. Il bicchiere lo vedo mezzo pieno.
Di merda.
-- Altan


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alles ist erlaubt.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Leben und Leben hassen.


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Abdanken bedeutet, einen Vorteil um einen größeren Vorteil aufzugeben.
-- Ambrose Gwinnet Bierce (Des Teufels Wörterbuch)


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alle Größe ist unbewußt, oder sie ist wenig oder nichts.
-- Thomas Carlyle


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Když jsi přišel na svět, plakal jsi a všichni se radovali. Žij tak,
aby všichni plakali, až budeš svět opouštět.
-- Konfucius (Kung fu tse)


on the dimanche 18 juin 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)