samedi, décembre 10, 2016

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Kühlschrankproduzenten klagen über Absatzschwierigkeiten in
Schottland. Die Kunden bezweifeln, daß das Licht ausgeht, wenn die
Türe geschlossen wird.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Dummheit nützt häufiger als sie schadet. Darum pflegen sich die
allerschlausten dumm zu stellen.
-- Sigmund Graff


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Pod oblohou světle šedou,
člun A a člun B si jedou.
A když vyjde slunce,
vyjede i člun C.
-- Karel Plíhal


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Dicton du chercheur d'or : l'or est là où on le trouve.
-+- Noëlle, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking
advantage of them.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Разлука - это разбег друг к другу.
-- Виктор Кротов


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Songez où débute la gloire de l'homme. Et dites que ma gloire fut
d'avoir de tels amis.
-+- William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) -+-


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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То, что ты не потерял, ты имеешь. Ты не потерял рога. Значит, ты имеешь рога.
-- Протагор


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wir sind begieriger, fremde Menschen zu observieren und auszuspähen
als tägliche und nahe.
-- Jean Paul


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Definizione: "Per accenderli bisogna fregarli".
Risposta: "Stereo".
-- Dal cruciverba di Lello Splendor (Giorgio Panariello) e
Carlo Conti


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ano, pomyslel si Elánius. Tak to bývalo. Privilegia,
která znamenala vlastní zákony. Jen dvojí druh lidí se vysmívá právu -
ti, kteří ho překračují, a ti, kteří ho dělají.
-- T. Pratchett: Noční hlídka


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Мужская игра - всегда что-то от спорта, женская - от театра.
-- А.Круглов


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with
reality at any point."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jestliže chceme pochopit nutnost kontrolování, musíme se zaměřit na cíle
organizace. (str. 543)
-- Green, Welshová


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Non sono schizofrenico. Si' che lo sono! No che non lo sono! Chi sei tu?


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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#debian.pl
Mar 29 20:12:46 *** LiNiO (linio#pl244[zamosc}sdi^tpnet;pl) has joined
#debian.pl
Mar 29 20:12:47 *** mode #debian.pl "+o LiNiO" by DOM3L
Mar 29 20:12:51 <LiNiO> re
Mar 29 20:13:26 <taps> LiNiO co sie tak krecisz ?
Mar 29 20:14:14 <LiNiO> taps: rzucilo sie na mnie stado kobiet
Mar 29 20:14:20 <LiNiO> i mi xchat stanal ;)
Mar 29 20:14:24 <taps> LiNiO znowu ?
Mar 29 20:14:29 <Izzunia> xchat mowisz?
Mar 29 20:14:38 <taps> LiNiO odkidy to sie xchat nazywa ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mar 29 20:14:49 <taps> :)))
Mar 29 20:14:58 <Izzunia> hehehe
Mar 29 20:15:01 <LiNiO> ;)


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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As m�quinas, um dia, talvez venham a pensar. Mas nunca ter�o sonhos.
-- Theodor Heuss, pol�tico alem�o


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Оба пола дают друг другу уроки любви с трогательной взаимностью. Молодой человек
получает их от тридцатилетней женщины, а мужчина в сорок лёг преподаёт их
молодой девушке.
-- П. Мантегацца


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Frank N. Stein


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 14:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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D
Q U A T R E
R U N
Z É R O X
I
S
-- Angelini, Éric


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Existence je dobrodružstvím své vlastní nemožnosti.
-- Heidegger


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wir Menschen unterscheiden uns doch nur dadurch von den Tieren,
daß wir bessere Ausreden für unsere eigene Jämmerlichkeit haben.
-- Dieter Nuhr


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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<robi5> si klk 1 a spoofer son IP comment savoir son vrais IP
<Okki> robi5: tu prends un déspoofeur
<OUAH> robi5: un dératiseur
<robi5> et ou puis je trouver sa
<robi5> okkki??
<robi5> Okki ou puis je trouvr sa un un dératiseur



on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Myšlení je nejtěžší práce jaká existuje. To je pravděpodobně také důvod,
proč tak málo lidí myslí.
-- Henry Ford


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Leggi Universali della Societa' Internazionale Tecnici per Tecnici Ingenui
[parte 2 di 2]:
11. La descrizione delle prestazioni di qualsiasi cosa fornita dal
fabbricante deve essere moltiplicata per un coefficiente di 0,5.
12. La descrizione delle prestazioni di qualsiasi cosa fornita dal
commerciante deve sempre essere moltiplicata per un coefficiente
di 0,25.
13. Le istruzioni per l'installazione e l'uso allegate a un qualsiasi
congegno saranno prontamente gettate dall'ufficio che lo riceve.
14. La parte di un qualsiasi strumento che maggiormente richiede
manutenzione o riparazioni sara' la meno accessibile.
15. Le condizioni di garanzia indicate sul libretto non saranno mai
rispettate.
16. Se piu' di una persona e' responsabile di un errore di calcolo,
nessuno ne avra' colpa.
17. Elementi identici, che si comportano in identica maniera durante
i test, non si comporteranno in maniera identica sul campo.
18. Se un limite di sicurezza e' stato fissato attraverso anni di
esperienza ad un valore estremo, ci sara' sempre un idiota
abbastanza ingegnoso da trovare subito un metodo per superare
tale valore.
19. Ogni garanzia scade col pagamento della fattura.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der edlere Mensch verschlimmert sich mehr durch das Unterlassen guter
Menschen (Freunde) als das Unternehmen böser.
-- Jean Paul


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ze všech živočichů jen člověk se umí smát, ač vlastně k tomu má
nejmíň důvodů.
-- Hemingway


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Kein Mensch kann durch sein Leben so viel intensive Freude machen als
sein Verlust intensiven Schmerz, weil das Leben jene ausdehnt, der Tod
diesen konzentriert. Alle Freuden, die einer gegeben, und die
zukünftigen dazu vereinigen sich bei dem Verlust zu 1 Schmerz.
-- Jean Paul


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nada como uma boa dose de outra mulher para fazer um homem
apreciar mais sua esposa.
-- Clare Boothe Luce


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nenachází-li člověk klid v sobě, je zbytečné, aby ho hledal jinde.
-- La Rochefoucauld


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vorresti se potessi, ma non puoi, cosi' non vuoi.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40
blocks. Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36
blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last four; that would certainly
scare the piss out of him, bumping alone the street, feeling all his skin being
ripped off..."
"He'd be a bloody mess. They might think he was just some drunk and
let him lie there all night."
"Don't worry about that. They have a guard station in front of the
White House that's open 24 hours a day. The guards would recognize Colson...
and by that time of course his wife would have called the cops and reported
that a bunch of thugs had kidnapped him."
"Wouldn't it be a little kinder if you drove about four more blocks
and stopped at a phone box to ring the hospital and say, 'Would you mind going
around to the front of the White House? There's a naked man lying outside
in the street, bleeding to death...'"
"... and we think it's Mr. Colson."
"It would be quite a story for the newspapers, wouldn't it?"
"Yeah, I think it's safe to say we'd see some headlines on that one."
-- Hunter Thompson, talking to R. Steadman on C. Colson,
ex-Marine captain, now born again, of Watergate fame.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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.-~~~-__-~~~-.
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<]----`. -----;'--<<<
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`. .'
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on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaughan


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Я говорю:"Вот медведь!"; ты говоришь:"Вот его след!".
-- Курдская пословица


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ZICMU

P : Le plus dangereux, c'est celui qui a la casquette...
M : T'es fou ! Le poilu, lui, il mord !
P : Ouais, mais l'autre il chante !
M : Aïe !


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"It [Christian Social Party] recognized the value of large-scale
propaganda and was a virtuoso in influencing the psychological
instincts of the broad masses of its adherents."
[Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf", Vol. 1, Chapter 3]


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Alex era uno straight edge, e per lui non era giusto fumare con uno
sconosciuto, cosi' come non gli sembrava corretto, brrr!, fare del Sesso
con una ragazza Cosi' Per Fare. (In seguito, fortunatamente, si cresce
e determinati idealismi vanno giu' nel buco del cesso con una musichetta
deliziosa.)
-- Enrico Brizzi, Jack Frusciante e' uscito dal gruppo


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Презрев насыщенный уют,
Утрем буржуям нос:
У нас на все, что ни дают,
Неистребимый спрос!
-- Н.Карпов


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Zorn macht langweilige Menschen geistreich.
-- Francis Bacon


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Sempre que acho ter chegado ao fundo do poço, vem alguém e me joga uma pá

--Garfield


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tramwaj. Stoi baba z torbami a obok niej Murzyn. Tramwaj rusza, Murzyn
traci równowagę i wpada na babę.
Murzyn: - Sorry
Baba: - U nas, w cywilizowanym kraju mówi się "przepraszam"
Murzyn (po chwili, łamaną polszczyzną): - A u nas w niecywilizowanym
kraju takie stare grube kobiety się zjada.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort.
-- President John F. Kennedy

The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not
be just fine words for patriotic holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, but
living, honored rules of conduct amongst us...I'm glad the American Civil
Liberties Union gets indignant, and I hope this will always be so.
-- Senator Adlai E. Stevenson

The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that
from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere... Indeed, it is difficult
to appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for the
Union's valiant representation in the courts of the constitutional rights
of people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despised
by the majority they were at the time.
-- former Supreme Court Chief Justice Earl Warren


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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It's difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame.


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Moving along a dimly light street, a man I know was suddenly
approached by a stranger who had slipped from the shadows nearby.
"Please, sir," pleaded the stranger, "would you be so kind as
to help a poor unfortunate fellow who is hungry and can't find work?
All I have in the world is this gun."


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A Norse god decides to assume human form, come down from Valhalla, and check
out the local action. He finds himself in the piano bar of Caesar's Boardwalk
Regency in Atlantic City, and sits down to sip an Acquavit or two. After a few
minutes, an extremely attractive young woman, having been taken with his form
and features, sends a drink down to him, then joins him. The chemistry between
them is immediate and total. They have the next drink in her room, and spend
the night repeatedly making passionate love. The woman has no idea of her
partner's true identity; all she knows is he's driving her mad. In the
morning, the Norse god jumps into the shower. Reflecting on the previous
night he decides that he wants to be honest with his new lover. Without even
bothering to wrap himself in a towel, he leaps from the shower into the room,
where the woman is still in bed, exhausted. He kneels beside the bed, looks
deep into her eyes and says, "Honey, I have something very important to tell
you -- I'm Thor!".

The woman looks at him. "You're Thor?", she says. "My inthides feel
like grated cheeth!"


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Es sind die schlechtesten Deutschen nicht, die unruhig werden, wenn
sie des Nachts an Deutschland denken.
-- Willy Brandt


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il n'est pas malaisé de tromper un trompeur.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Enfouisseur et son Compère (Fables X.4) -+-


on the samedi 10 décembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)