lundi, décembre 05, 2016

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Dobrý pastýř má ovce ostříhat, ne je stahovat z kůže.
-- Tiberius


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"moi Aussi j'étais debutant. He oui, lorsque j'ai commencé a installer
1ere fois linux, ca faisait 6 mois j'avais mon pc. Avant, P.C voulait
dire partie communiste. ;-)."
-+- Gleny in Guide du linuxien pervers : "Bien configurer ses parties"


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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MAC Bier:
Es wurde früher ausschließlich in 16er-Packs geliefert und ist jetzt
auch in 32er-Packs erhältlich. Dieses sogenannte Diätbier öffnet sich
selbsttätig, sobald man es aus dem Kühlschrank nimmt. Die
Inhaltsstoffe werden nicht angegeben, fragt man danach, bekommt man
zur Antwort, daß man das nicht wissen müsse. Lediglich eine 'Leere
Dose bitte recyclen'-Aufschrift findet sich auf der Dose.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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У меня такая репутация, что лучше бы мне её потерять.
-- Жанна Голоногова


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pour un iota

Quatre ou cinq pieds ?
Faut se méfier
Des vicieux pas.
Diérèse ou pas ?
Les i captieux
Sont capricieux
Dans les arias.
Ave Maria !

-- Kaeser, Pascal


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Entweder man muß sich auflehnen, oder man macht sich mitschuldig.
-- Ignazio Silone


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Женщина жертвует всем ради красоты, но красотой - ради моды.
-- И. Шевелёв


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Siete mai entrati in una stanza dimenticandovi perche' siete entrati?
Io penso che sia cosi' che i cani passano la loro vita.
-- Sue Murphy


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Comment appelle-t-on une série de divisions dans un processeur
Pentium ?
Des approximations successives.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ein Fanatiker ist ein Mensch, der seine Ansichten nicht ändern kann,
und der das Thema nicht wechseln will.
-- Winston Spencer Churchill


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Che l'amore e' tutto, e' tutto cio' che sappiamo dell'amore.
-- Emily Dickinson


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Automatizzatevi! La pigrizia e' una virtu'.
-- John R. Daily


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Čím všestrannější je osobnost, tím je (v bouřlivých dobách) vhodnější
pro management.
-- Gerken


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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DÉNONCIATION

M : Il faut que le public sache ! La publicité prend les gens pour des cons !
P : Attends, t'as vu ça... Tu prends vraiment les cons pour des gens !


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'enfer existe. Il est la part du plus grand nombre.
-+- Guillaume Apollinaire -+-


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pld
19:18 <@DJ_UrBaN> czy jest szansa abym otrzymal dostep do builderow ra?
19:18 <@DJ_UrBaN> nie sprawdze u siebie kdeedu 3.0.4 bo nie zainstaluje kdelibs
3.0.4
19:19 <@mmazur> DJ_UrBaN: zerowa
19:19 <@DJ_UrBaN> mmazur: czemu?
19:20 <@mmazur> DJ_UrBaN: no bo nikt ci nie da :)
19:20 <@mmazur> DJ_UrBaN: mieszać na builderach ra ma prawo tylko kloczek i
tylko on dostaje za to non stop joby :)
19:24 <@DJ_UrBaN> mmazur: to w jaki sposob mam przygotowac kdeedu 3.0.4?
19:24 <@mmazur> DJ_UrBaN: hgw :)
19:24 <+gausus> mmazur : kgw :)
19:24 <@mmazur> rotfl


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Každému je dána řeč, jen některým duševní moudrost.
-- Cato


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Foglio [il calciatore]: lo conosco da quando era piccolo. Era un bambino
prodigio. Andava sempre a scuola con il cane. Ha sofferto moltissimo
quando li hanno separati... si', il cane e' stato promosso.
-- Mago Oronzo (Raul Cremona), "Mai Dire Gol"


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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party, n.:
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 13:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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#debian.pl
Jan 08 03:08:19 <Jendrek> jaka jest najnowsza dziura na jajka 3.0?


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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BOFH excuse #210:

We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tartufo, s.m.:
Tartina volante non identificata.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130
midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam.
Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average
has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'economia dipende dagli economisti all'incirca come il tempo dai
meteorologi.
-- Jean-Paul Kauffmann


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn einer im Delirium tremens immer Ratten sieht, ist er deshalb noch
lange kein Naturforscher.
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Im Reiche der Wirklichkeit ist man nie so glücklich wie im Reiche der
Gedanken.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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� s�timo. omite-se.
-- pal�ndromo


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Un bon vin, huit ans d'âge.
- 9 euros, oiselet!
- Hmm!...
- Paye ou ch'cogn', gus!
-- Breton, J.C.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Жить по средствам - трудная цель.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Под знаком денег число из трёх шестёрок.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Где хорошо, там и... тоска по родине.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Il nuovo contraccettivo dei carabinieri?
- Non appena vedono una cicogna, le sparano!
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Inghilterra:
Dal '90 a oggi l'Inghilterra ha creato 3 milioni di nuovi posti
di lavoro. Secondo l'Economist, questi ottimi risultati sarebbero da
attribuire alla politica di Margaret Tatcher: addomesticamento dei
sindacati, deregulation, privatizzazioni. L'aumento dell'occupazione,
assieme alla riduzione delle tasse, ha favorito la ripresa dei consumi.
Questo ha fatto ripartire l'inflazione, che tendera' ad aumentare nei
prossimi tre anni, facendo cosi' abbassare il tasso di crescita e il PIL,
con conseguente aumento della disoccupazione. Quindi, come si vede,
riducendo la disoccupazione, si aumenta la disoccupazione. Cosa ci
insegna questo esempio? Che l'unico modo per ridurre i disoccupati e'
aumentarli. In Italia siamo gia' a buon punto.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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If every kid had a funny tooth to bite down on whenever the world disappointed
him, prussic acid could solve our population problems in one generation.
-- G. C. Edmonson's Albert, "The Man Who Corrupted Earth"


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Bon. Yapuka fokon.
-+- AT in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Yfolferfer ! -+-


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission
with one astronaut from each country. Since it's going to be two long, lonely
years up there, each may bring any form of entertainment weighing 150 pounds
or less. The American approaches the NASA board and asks to take his 125 lb.
wife. They approve.
The Japanese astronaut says, "I've always wanted to learn Latin. I
want 100 lbs. of textbooks." The NASA board approves. The Russian astronaut
thinks for a second and says, "Two years... all right, I want 150 pounds of
the best Cuban cigars ever made." Again, NASA okays it.
Two years later, the shuttle lands and everyone is gathered outside
to welcome back the astronauts. Well, it's obvious what the American's been
up to, he and his wife are each holding an infant. The crowd cheers. The
Japanese astronaut steps out and makes a 10 minute speech in absolutely
perfect Latin. The crowd doesn't understand a word of it, but they're
impressed and they cheer again. The Russian astronaut stomps out, clenches
the podium until his knuckles turn white, glares at the first row and
screams: "Anybody got a match?"


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 05:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Холостяк - человек, лишившийся радостей из страха обрести их навсегда.
-- Геннадий Малкин


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Stařec je, kdo má o deset let víc než ty.
-- O'Henry


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Nada enfraquece tanto o governo como uma inflação persistente

--John Kenneth Galbraith


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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10:47 "La peche [des moules] s'effectue [...] au rateau" ah tiens ! moi
je croyais que le rateau ct fatal pour avoir une moule ;)



on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Рисуя ветку, надо слышать, как свистит ветер.
-- Тин Нун


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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MR: J'ai beaucoup entendu parler de fcol, mais je n'y suis jamais alle
MR: jeter un oeil.... c'est quoi l'adresse ?
CL: Tu viens d'y poster :)
-+- in Guide de linuxien pervers : "Termes abscons..." -+-


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Žena oceňuje na muži nejméně mozek.
-- Chevalier M.


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ошибаться свойственно людям, прощать - богам.
-- А.Поп


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Да ну что вы! Какой из меня Дон Жуан? От меня же все женщины стонут.

Некрофил альфонсу: "Если бы мои так стонали, то я бы давно со страху
помер".
-- Лука Мытищев


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pflicht und Auftrag sind die Handschellen des Alltags.
-- Richard Munk


on the lundi 5 décembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)