mardi, novembre 29, 2016

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Man soll die Dinge nicht so tragisch nehmen, wie sie sind.
-- Karl Valentin


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si si... Tu peux mettre les objectifs ragentiques sur les boitiers
rumériques.
-+- Daniel in fr.rec.photo : Le carré c'est plus de l'amour,
c'est de la rage ! -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Самое лучшее на свете питье - это то, когда у человека злое слово уже во рту, а он не
выпустил, а проглотил его.
-- Магомет


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Le donne non sanno di essere sedute sulla loro fortuna."
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jestliže je žena v neprávu, pak první, co musíš udělat, je okamžitě
ji odprosit.
-- Frasnay


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Savoir faire la part de sa chance et celle de son mérite.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Die Superklugheit ist eine der verächtlichsten Arten von Unklugheit.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Невежество - лучшая в мире наука, она дается без труда и не печалит душу.
-- Джордано Бруно


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Кто думает, что два поцелуя похожи один на другой, что две ласки одинаковы, тот
никогда не читал азбуки любви."
-- П. Мантегацца


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 19:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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La culture, c'est comme un parachute : si t'en a pas, tu t'écrases.
-+- Pierre Desproges -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Наука необходима народу. Страна, которая ее не развивает, неизбежно превращается в
колонию.
-- Ф.Жолио-Кюри


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Сделал дело - делай ноги


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 18:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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La femme est une table bien servie qu'on voit d'un oeil tout différent
avant et après le repas.
-+- Claude-Hadrien Helvetius (1715-1771) -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Veľkosť človeka je v hodnote jeho mysle a srdca.
-- Meng


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 17:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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BOK

Klient: Mam problem z zainstalowaniem waszego oprogramowania. Mam dość
stary komputer, i kiedy piszę INSTALL, wszystko co mi wyskakuje to
komunikat "Bad command or file name".
Serwisant: Ok, proszę sprawdzić katalog A:. Proszę wejść w A: i wpisać
DIR.
(Klient po kolei wyczytuje zawartość dyskietki, w tym także plik
INSTALL.EXE.)
Serwisant: No tak... ten plik tam jest. Proszę jeszcze raz wpisać
INSTALL. Klient: Ok. (cisza) Nadal pojawia się "Bad command or file
name". Serwisant: Hmmm. Plik tam jest i to w odpowiednim miejscu... Czy
Pan na pewno wpisuje I-N-S-T-A-L-L i naciska klawisz ENTER?
Klient: Tak, oczywi?cie. Spróbuję jeszcze raz. (cisza) Niestety, nadal
jest Bad command or file name.
Serwisant: (bardzo skołowany): Czy jest Pan absolutnie pewien, że
wpisuje Pan I-N-S-T-A-L-L i naciska klawisz z napisem ENTER?
Klient: No tak... Ale mój klawisz ?N? nie działa i używam ?M? zamiast
niego... Czy to ma jakie? znaczenie?


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Брак - война пленных.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Qual e' il cantante preferito dai biochimici?
- Carboidrato Fornaciari.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мал DOS, да живуч.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Was heißt auch erfinden und wer kann sagen, dass er dies oder
jenes erfunden habe? Wie es denn überhaupt, auf Priorität zu pochen,
wahre Narrheit ist; denen s ist nur bewusstloser Dünkel, wenn man
sich nicht redlich als Plagiarier bekennen will.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1072


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Muži si myslí, že je bezvadné, když ženy dělají kariéru. Dokud
suma na výplatní pásce není vyšší než na jejich.
-- Lansky


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads
lead down.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mit Absichten kann man nicht berühmt werden.
-- Henry Ford


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Beireann cú mall ar a chuid.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Keine Vorwürfe über Vergangenes, nun doch nicht zu Änderndes! Jeder
Tag bestehe für sich!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Кто ударил первым - ударил дважды.
-- Р.Гальегос


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Na �ltima reuni�o da C�ria, tentando melhorar a situa��o da Igreja, o
Papa anuncia o prop�sito da Santa S� de permitir o casamento dos
padres. No fundo da sala um velho bispo comenta com o outro.

-- Isso n�o � para j�; possivelmente para nossos netos.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 10:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Weiber sind rein menschlicher, weil der Staat ihnen keine einseitige
Bildung aufdringt.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ACQUA-PLANING:
Un aereo dell'Alitalia e' finito in mare dopo essere atterrato "lungo"
sulla pista principale (come se ce ne fosse piu' di una) dell'aeroporto
Cristoforo Colombo di Genova. La pista e' lunga 2.400 metri. A quel modello
di velivolo occorrono solo 400 metri per fermarsi. Ma il pilota si stava
pavoneggiando con la hostess, e per far vedere tutta la sua abilita' ha fatto
atterrare l'aereo per sette volte consecutive. Non ha sbagliato la manovra,
ma la divisione.
La carlinga, urtando contro il muretto di fine pista, si e' squarciata,
e l'aereo ha imbarcato acqua immediatamente. Stupore da parte degli ecologisti
che credevano che quel liquame che circonda lo scalo genovese non fosse acqua.
I sindacati dei Vigili del Fuoco sono subito scesi in piazza: "Non
possiamo andare avanti cosi'! Ogni volta che si verifica un incidente, noi
dobbiamo lavorare! Ma vi rendete conto? Ogni volta! Se in un anno accadono
tre incidenti, noi dobbiamo presentarci al lavoro tutte e tre le volte! Cosi'
non si puo' continuare! Dovete decidervi: o diminuite il numero di incidenti,
o ci fate intervenire solo una volta ogni due". I responsabili della torre di
controllo hanno risposto positivamente, ed attualmente stanno valutando come
assicurarsi che il numero di incidenti sia sempre pari.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Conseil Debian nº 32 : le paquet « doc-debian » contient de la documentation
générale sur le projet Debian. Il est également disponible en espagnol
(doc-debian-es), en français (doc-debian-fr) et en ukrainien
(doc-debian-uk).



on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il nudo integrale e' nato quando Adamo ha cominciato a mangiare la
foglia.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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08:22 [Boudahh] huhuhu
09:30 [Boudahh] huhuhu
19:40 [Boudahh] huhuhu
-+- : in http://www.petitjoueur.net/ : OH OH OH -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Archevêque : Dignitaire ecclésiastique plus sacré d'un cran qu'un
évêque.
-+- Ambrose Bierce -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mówię państwu, to jest naprawdę niezwykła dziewczyna.
Dwie ostatnie noce spędziła poza wioską
Włodzimierz Szaranowicz (TVP) o Otylii Jędrzejczak


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Di sessi, ne conosco soltanto due: uno che si dice ragionevole,
l'altro che ci dimostra che questo non e' vero.
-- Marivaux, "La fausse suivante"


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Většina mých známých úspěšných podnikatelů začala podnikat, když byl na ně
trh připraven a oni byli zase připraveni na trh - ani o trochu dříve, ani
o trochu později. Mohou to třeba nazývat intuicí, ale věřte mně, měli
štěstí (a zasloužili si ho).
-- McCormack


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Stilblüten aus Schreiben von Versicherungsnehmern:
Ich fuhr mit meinem Wagen gegen die Leitschiene, überschlug mich und
prallte gegen einen Baum. Dann verlor ich die Herrschaft über mein Auto.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Comment puis-je croire ce que je ne comprends pas ?
-+- René Barjavel, Si j'étais Dieu -+-


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mieux vaut prêter à sourire que donner a réfléchir.


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jeden z Dziesieciu
- Ile par oczu ma mucha
- 100 milionow


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Meglio sapere un po' di tutto che tutto di una cosa sola.
-- Blaise Pascal [inventore del linguaggio Turbo Wirth,
N.d.R. scemo...]


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Жизнь есть непрерывное осуществление мечты.
-- Н.Погодин


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<jim> Lemme make sure I'm not wasting time here... bcwhite will remove
pkgs that havent been fixed that have outstanding bugs of severity
"important". True or false?
<JHM> jim: "important" or higher. True.
<jim> Then we're about to lose ftp.debian.org and dpkg :)
* netgod will miss dpkg -- it was occasionally useful
<Joey> We still have rpm....
-- Seen on #Debian


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ehrman's Commentary:
(1) Things will get worse before they get better.
(2) Who said things would get better?


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Snažme se žít tak, aby na našem pohřbu plakal i hrobník.
-- Mark Twain


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Пусть не понимают, лишь бы хвалили.
-- Александр Фюрстенберг


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не топчись на одном месте, топчись на разных!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 29 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)