jeudi, novembre 24, 2016

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Виновник торжества справедливости!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Lewiho zákon:
I když nakupuješ sebeobezřetněji, buď si jist, že to samé za chvíli
uvidíš někde jinde za poloviční cenu.
-- Murphy


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Une expérience scientifique est une expérience qui contredit
l'expérience commune.
-+- Gaston Bachelard


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ochotně promíjíme svým přátelům chyby, které se nás netýkají.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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186. Chuck Norris chodzi do toalety raz w miesiącu, obojętnie czy potrzebuje,
czy nie


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Knghtbrd> you know, Linux needs a platform game starring Tux
<Knghtbrd> kinda Super Marioish, but with Tux and things like little cyber
bugs and borgs and that sort of thing ...
<Knghtbrd> And you have to jump past billgatus and hit the key to drop him
into the lava and then you see some guy that looks like a RMS
or someone say "Thank you for rescuing me Tux, but Linus
Torvalds is in another castle!"


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pour autant que les mathématiques se rapportent à la réalité, elles ne
sont pas certaines, et pour autant qu'elles sont certaines, elles ne se
rapportent pas à la réalité. La parfaite clarté sur le sujet n'a pu
devenir bien commun que grâce à cette tendance en mathématique qui est
l'axiomatique.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Сладко осознавать себя солью земли?
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Entre le pénis et les mathématiques... il n'existe rien. Rien! C'est le
vide.
-+- Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Voyage au bout de la nuit -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Píše se to sláva, úspěch a pokrok, ale zhusta se to čte: neomalené lokty,
ziskuchtivost a dobré bydlo.
-- Ferdinand Peroutka


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 19:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1
A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America.
A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle.
A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family.
A black panther is really a leopard that has a solid black coat
rather then a spotted one.
Peanuts are not really nuts. The majority of nuts grow on trees
while peauts grow underground. They are classified as a
legume -- part of the pea family.
A cucumber is not a vegetable but a fruit.


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Takřka vždy je skromnost přímo úměrná velikosti talentu.
-- Plechanov


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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247. Chuck Norris nie używa prezerwatyw Jego plemniki kopią jajo z półobrotu
żeby wróciło do jajnika


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Кто имеет, тому дано будет, а кто не имеет, у того отнимется и то, что
имеет.
-- "Библия", Марк


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 17:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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В командировках женщины красившей.
-- А.В. Иванов


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Als Naturfreund, mache ich gern schöne Autotouren.


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nemáte oheň?
-- Prometheus


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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J'en ai marre des signatures bidons avec des citations nulles.....surtout
sur les forums autour de linux.
-+- AS in GFA : "Cachez ces signatures que je ne saurai voir"


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 14:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Патриот - человек с двойным гражданством, одно из которых шовинизм.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Люди слишком жалки и слабы для того, чтобы они могли быть злы. Все они хотят
быть добры, только не умеют, не могут. Это неумение быть добрым и есть то,
что мы называем злым.
-- Л.Н.Толстой


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Can God deliver a religion addict?"
[Marjoe Gortner, Ex-Evangelist]


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Enfin Malherbe vint, et, le premier en France,
Fit sentir dans les vers une juste cadence.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Os jogadores de videogame são pessoas normais, que tomam sorvete pela
testa como todo mundo!


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Io non ho mai fatto l'amore con mia moglie prima di sposarmi. E tu?
- Mah, non so. Come si chiamava tua moglie da ragazza?
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Leute, die den Reim für das wichtigste in der Poesie halten,
betrachten die Verse wie Ochsen-Käufer von hinten.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 11:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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sous win2k deus ex: 40/50 fps (a l'oeil) en 1280x1024 avec u v3 3000
-+- Hyli in Guide du Petit Joueur : J'en ai l'alarme à l'oeil -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Настоящий писатель - это то же, что древний пророк: он видит яснее, чем
обычные люди.
-- А.П.Чехов


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die wenigen, die ich kannte, die beinah die Bezeichnung Christen
verdienten, gehörten überhaupt keiner Kirche an. Und ich glaube,
existierte ein Christ, könnte er unmöglich Mitglied einer Kirche sein.
-- Henry Miller


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Важные птицы вьют гнёзда на ветвях власти.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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O breve verbo.
-- pal�ndromo


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nous souhaitons la vérité, et ne trouvons en nous qu'incertitude.
-+- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pensées - VII.437 -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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4erlei gute Mädgen, die mit, die ohne Ehre - mit, ohne allgemeine
Betrachtungen.
-- Jean Paul


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ce que j'appelle République, c'est plutôt une énergique résistance à
l'esprit monarchique, d'ailleurs nécessaire partout. Ce qu'on voulait
faire, c'est en le faisant qu'on le découvre.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951), Avec Balzac -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 06:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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У всякого человека бывают два воспитания: одно, которое ему дают
другие, и другое, более важное, которое он дает себе сам.
-- Э.Гибсон


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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'Würde' ist die konditionale Form von dem, was einer ist.
-- Karl Kraus


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Bei den meisten Erfolgsmenschen ist der Erfolg größer als die
Menschlichkeit.
-- Daphne Du Maurier


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Азбука жизни начинается с "Я".
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Если обещают золотые горы, будь готов взять в руки кайло и тачку.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Seems this guy notices a young nun sitting on the bus; through her heavy veil
he just spots a glimmer of her face. Gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments
cannot hide the fact she has a truly phenomenal body. The guy gets more and
more excited until he finally approaches the nun and tells "Sister, please
believe me, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I think I love you.
Could we maybe talk?"
The nun almost runs off the bus. As the young man's stop comes up,
the bus driver asks the guy if he was the person bothering the nun. The man
starts apologizing, but the bus driver interrupts him. "No, don't apologize,
I was checking her out myself. Listen, you see where she got on? She goes
there every day, to a little park. Why don't you meet here there?"
Sure enough, the man goes to the park the next day and there's the nun
in a secluded grove of trees. He approaches her, and she seems, although shy,
much more willing to talk. After an hour of cautious talk, he asks her if
she'd be willing to make love with him. She blushes, smiles, blushes again
and says "yes". But that she doesn't dare risk getting pregnant, so it would
have to be the "back door".
As they start to make love, the young man is overcome with guilt;
panting, he says, "Sister, I have to tell you, I'm the guy who was annoying
you on the bus yesterday.
Replies the nun, "Well, that's okay. I'm not really a nun. I'm
actually the bus driver."


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Wie sagt man nach der Kaufentscheidung zu einer A-Klasse?
Bitte legen Sie mir eine eine A-Klasse auf die Seite!


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Когда вы заимствуете у одного писателя - это называется плагиатом. Когда у
многих - это уже исследование.
-- У.Мизнер


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il postino suona sempre due volte. Il che e' seccante se avete aperto
alla prima.
-- Makaresco - Trani


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les chats, c'est vraiment des branleurs.
-+- Alain Chabat -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Nikdy k nám nemluví jinak příroda a jinak moudrost.
-- Iuvenalis


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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#pld
20:06 <@adgor> djurban: ja Cie kiedys zabije jak bedziesz nacpany przy specach
grzebał!!!!!!!!1


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'avenir, il ne s'agit pas de le prévoir, mais de le rendre possible.
-+- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900-1944) -+-


on the jeudi 24 novembre 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)